Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.

The 2nd Shinobi World War left Uzu destroyed out of fear. Its inhabitants were left slaughtered or scattered. However, what if the members of Uzushio's famed Uzumaki weren't as scattered as people thought? What would it mean for one Uzumaki Naruto?

When Naruto left the village for the first time on the mission to guard the bridge builder Tazuna, he ended up finding something unexpected across the battlefield...a living relative.

What will the team do when they must depend on the person that ruined their family in order to put that family back together? Skye has been taken and the new recruits are MIA. Can Ward and The Team stop bickering long enough to bring home the person that means the most to them? Slow Skyeward burn. First AoS fic. Rated M for later chapters. I own nothing.

Naruto has always had video games to fall back on growing up while the rest of the village pretty much treated him like garbage. What happens when Naruto wakes up to find his life has become one of the video games he loves so much. Naruto/The Gamer crossover. All Chapters Revised.

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.

Kakashi made a mistake. Shikamaru is smart. Shino is skilled. Naruto is strong. Maybe something amazing could happen, with the right ... motivation.

After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto

In which Karin was still a Genin of Kusagakure when she ran into Naruto during the Exams and accidentally derails Orochimaru's plans. Also in which Naruto is forced to fend off Karin's attempts at restoring the Uzumaki Clan. Naturally, all of this is complicated by the events and people surrounding them.

Six year old Haruno Sakura was short, skinny, and high-pitched to a painful degree when she could be goaded into raising her voice. The twenty-two year old Haruno Sakura was cursing her younger self. Still, she had a whole life to get ready for. Again. AU, done really, really, really slowly. [DISCONTINUED DON'T HURT YOURSELF BY STARTING TO READ IT]

Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.

A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'

There is a reason that the teen pregnancy rate in Konoha is unusually low, and has been since the days of the Nidaime.

Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.

10 things Penny knows exsist. This was a response to The Psychic Vortex. I thought Penny needed a little backup. Turning into a definite P/S. Updated: a little darker in chapters 3-5, but the humor will be returning VERY SOON!

After one final battle with Madara, Naruto wakes up to find some surprising changes have occurred. Impossible changes. A cosmic accident has given him a second chance. No one ever said he had to live it the same way twice. TimeTravel. Strong!Naruto.

Beware the wrath of a budding seal master. Sometimes revenge is best served with a side of Youth. AU from Tsunade retrieval and VotE.

On the day Naruto Uzumaki was born, the Third Hokage made a decision that would one day turn the world upon its head. Twelve years after the Fourth Hokage killed the Nine-Tailed Fox, Naruto Uzumaki sets forth to become the greatest Ninja of all time!

"We stole countries with the cunning use of flags. Just sail 'round the world and stick a flag in," by Eddie Izzard . England, in the throes of a Nation's midlife crisis, has reverted to his glory days. This spells trouble for everyone else.

Fix-it for the end of 5.13 The Recombination Hypothesis. Because no self-respecting woman who has learned a guy was with her JUST for the sex and who has already rebuffed his friends with benefits offers would go out on another date with him. NOT L/P

It takes Penny seven days to finally make sense of what was always right there in front of her. Or more specifically, "who." References to 5x11 "The Speckerman Recurrence."

Without the promise of an acting career, Penny falls into a downward spiral. One person desperately wants her to get out of it.

Christmas Eve, an actress far from home receives a ghostly visitor in her hotel bedroom. Christmas Eve, a genius scientist is making final adjustments to his time machine. They meet. AU Sheldon/Penny/Career

The wizard world has always demanded the blood, sweat and tears from Harry and now they're demanding one more thing.

Romano and America start dating, but it brings to light a whole slew of abandonment issues that Alfred has been hiding. Rated for language and mild suggestive themes.

Yashamaru wasn't the only one who tried to pretend until it became real...

He knew first, then her, then them. And he laughs and laughs, and laughs. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. OneShot.

When Kurt accepted the invitation to Rachel's party, he saw potential. What he got was disaster and no idea how to fix things between him and Blaine, especially when he's wondering if the real question is if he should. Kurt/Blaine-centric episode 14 redo.

Oneshot. When Naruto joins ANBU, it is a little like coming home after many strange and wonderful things. Sometimes, there is a simplicity in returning to those who raised you that feels better than any battle rush.

Sheldon has come to the realization that Penny is his best friend which seems to make everything more complicated. Sequel to The Cooper-Fowler Relationship Fallacy.

*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.

What if Team Seven could have seen, the day Orochimaru bit Sasuke, the future that will come when he takes his offer? Naruto: loved, admired, Hokage. Sakura: strong, confident, head of the hospital. And Sasuke? What does his future hold? Will he like it?

The reason why Naruto was allowed to wear "kill me" orange.

"Hey, Naruto, do you want to come over to a quiet room in the hospital and 'experiment' with me?" Sakura asked coyly. Naruto, naturally, agreed.

Haruno Sakura that actually caught a glimpse of the real world and woke up to smell the blood. Basically a 'what if' preview of what could have happened if Sakura didn't revert after the Chuunin exams. No princess to be rescued here. No pairing.

Teaching children to be ninja is harder than it seems, especially if the children are good at it. If the academy instructors had decided to look underneath the underneath, what would they have seen? Oneshot. Rookiefic.

Student discipline, true love, time travel, and the life of small ubiquitous objects. A little AU, and not too sensible.

Since Danzo's trial-run as Hokage doesn't really 'work out', it's time to select a new candidate. As the Daimyo is clearly susceptible to loud people, Shikaku only has one choice to prevent Danzo from picking one of his puppets: Maito Gai for Rokudaime.

AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.

In Progress. K/S, but slow-building. A misshap brings the Enterprise back to Earth for a while.

A story of Vulcan: There are things which are greater than any single human or Vulcan. As long as there is life, there is hope.

Once upon a time, Teuchi was not so different from any other shop keeper in Konoha, but then Naruto came along and did what he does best: changes people.

God help the poor fool who messes with her boys. Kunoichi centric

Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120

Yet another take on Harry's first Occlumency lesson with Snape.

AU: Life had Harry been able to control accidental magic. Warning: Dursleys will be terrorized.

Oneshot, drabblish. Konoha has far too many prodigies, but Naruto is not one of them.

COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.

Sequel to HPDA. The summer before 7th year, Harry begins his formal Auror training, goes through magical puberty, and catches himself sleepwalking far too many times for it to be a coincidence....

In which Team 7 learns just how well Naruto knows Sasuke. Oneshot

The summer after Sirius' death: the abuse at the Dursley's leaves him broken. Snape is asked to try and help, and discovers that the key to saving Harry may be Draco, who has returned after his own difficult summer. HD Slash

Azkaban Story! After reading so many Azkaban stories, I have decided to write a parody of my own. This is about how everyone is demanding that Harry forgive them for betraying him without actually asking. I am going for humor more than anything

Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.

Sometimes missions go wrong. True partners stay with each other through the aftermath. Team 7 futurefic, based on Asuka Kureru's Saki-chan shared universe.

HPTR slash. A freak accident transports our favorite attractive psychopath forward in time from 1942 to 1996. Attempted homicide and attempted romance ensue, not necessarily in that order.

In his 6th year, Harry has to come to grips with his lot in life. He's awoken during the summer by horrific visions, forcing him to realize that he must train himself not just physically but mentally as well.

HD slash. I'm warning you. Harry and Draco trying to get the upper hand of each other, mentally and physically. Some roughness and some tenderness. And some weirdness... And Voldemort drinking mint tea.

When a close friend died, Max used a little Eyes Only mission as an excuse to leave Seattle. Too bad the past - and Alec - catch up with her. MA friendly. Chapters 10 and 11 are up.

COMPLETE! There are games being played at all levels, what are they and who is being played? Max goes into heat while Alec is out of town, they discover emotional investment is only the beginning of something much greater.ALTERNATE ending posted!(ch24&25)

Actually quite boring and a waste of three days of your life (two days if your fast). Sequel has begun; Deceiving The Smile

Read Profile! HD Blood, angst, gore, sexual tension... and Draco Malfoy being a downright slutty bastard. What more could you want?

Kagome gets a new kitten, and the whole Feudal gang has to deal with it. Oh, by the way, did I mention that it was possessed? Ch.17 up! Attack of the Clones! Er...Doppelgangers! Warning: Random x-overs and OOCness. InuKag SessOC MirSan TrunksRose

ON HOLD Inuyasha discovers the present is more dangerous than he was led to believe.

MA,SK. Max&Alec, Syl&Krit in the party, planning their heist. What happens after the siege on TC. Max in heat? Logan finding the cure? What about Alec? And what is White up to?

Sesshoumaru needs Kagome's help in getting back something stolen from him. In the events that follow, something changes between the two, and what was once fear becomes something different. Part One of Three Complete

Rated for language, youkai Inuyasha, and licking? The shard hunters (and Kouga) end up stranded in a cave during a storm. Shippou talks Kagome into telling them a story. Choas results.

A crossover with YYH. Kagome's day is ruined by evil (stupid evil!), and life is further complicated by some new allies. Go Part Six!

The jewel was completed, but with a price. Kagome returns home, beaten and broken, and slowly what occured during and after the final battle is revealed. YYH X-Over

Harry goes through some... er, changes before Sixth Year. Everyone, including Draco Malfoy, sits up and takes notice. DM/HP. Chapter 19: Yes, people... 'TIS THE LAST CHAPTER! How in all seven hells will it end??

Yola! It's a fic of OOCness and things the IY cast wouldn't say! lets just say it keeps getting weirder...

When an abusive Vernon causes Harry to go catatonic, will he still be able to survive the inevitable encounter with Voldemort? Or is time up for Harry? Dead fic.

Max and Alec's friendship progresses. Do I detect wedding bells? MA