On day one of her junior year at Boston College, Emma makes a fool out of herself in front of the most beautiful woman she's ever seen. She tries not to dwell on it, though – after all, it's not like the woman is going to end up teaching one of her classes.

This tale is set after 2A and is canon divergent from there. Regina finds Emma's weekly ritual of washing her bug mesmerizing, tantalizing, and arousing. She must get closer to the show as her attraction and internal desires start to overtake her every waking thought. NSFW. Almost angst-free.

Emma Swan is deep in debt, working for a boss who hates her, and has just been dumped by a guy who didn't deserve her in the first place. When Regina Mills – millionaire, high-flying art dealer and the most beautiful woman Emma has ever seen – swoops into her life and offers her a world of luxury in exchange for pretending to be her girlfriend, Emma can't possibly say no.

Emma Swan is a vampire hunter and Regina Mills is a vampire. What will become of these two when they discover the truth about each other and who they truly are? It makes things complicated, to say the least. SWANQUEEN. SLOWBURN.

It's not a rule that you have to read over the entire menu but it sure is fun or at least it can be. The bottom of the menu reads: 'Ordering Instructions: Shout out the name or number of the brew of your choice to your server of choice'. "Beer me!" Jane says loudly as she sits down at the bar.