Hellooo...it seems very strange that you want to read this, but...uh...go ahead.
I'm a thirteen-year-old Australian, and I have quite a bad mouth. (I think yoou'll find that out in my story).
I have not a lot to tell you, so I'll just say the origin of my pen name. Did you ever see that episode of SpongeBob SquarePants where SpongeBob ripped his pants? There's your answer.
My first story: 'Diary of a Crazy Person' is a Harry Potter fic, with no real pairings. It's just a lot of fun. It's based on the 'Georgia Nicolson' books. I think it's all right, go check it out!

"I ripped my pants!" said classically by our favourite sponge, SpongeBob SquarePants.