My name is none of your concern.

I like the color black, writing, reading, (mostly fanfic) naruto, and messing with my sister who's name is also not important. I'm a girl. My favorite character in Naruto is: GAARA! And I personally think Zetsu can not be racist sense he is both black, and white. Plus Kisame is awesome. Also I am a Nartard, Simple as that. Or simple as 13, sense I'm too impatient the write the 2. LIKE SASORI! I like redhead in general, and also a Japanese snack called: pocky., and I frequently eat instant ramen.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Your eyes are like a maze that I can get lost in.
Woman: Then I hope you never get out.

Things to do in a shop when you are bored.

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

I'm Sorry

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile

1) Who is your favorite character(s)? Gaara, Hinata, Itachi, Sasori, Minato, Pein, Obito, and Shino

2) Which is your favorite pairing(s)? Gaahina, painhina... basically everyone with hinata

3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? BOTH!!!!

4) Ever cosplayed Naruto character(s)? Nope... BUT I REEEEEEEEAAAAAALLY WANT TO!!!

5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise. ... 1 Naruto Wii games, akatsuki rings, kakashi's mask, Jiraiya's headband, sand headband, anti stone and leaf headbands and Naruto anime profile book

6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character?No, but I really want to be with Gaara

7) NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina!!

8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuNaru

9) Which team is your favorite? TEAM 7!!!

10) Do you support the Tobito theory (Tobi = Obito)? Yes

11) Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Yepp With all my heart!

12) Your favorite Akatsuki member? Itachi!!

13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Pro-Sasuke in the Classic, Anti-Sasuke in Shippudden...

14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Yeah.. I had seen most of them, but I didn't remember where I was... So I started ALL OVER again

15) Have you read all the chapters so far? Yepp

16) Do you believe Naruto has ADHD? No, but sometimes I do..

17) Sub or dub? Dub all the way.

18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? PRO-SAKURA ALL OVER!!

19) Tobi = Annoying or funny? FUNNY AS HELL!!!

20) Do you even know who Tobi is? Yeah... Tobi is Obito..

21) Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Ugly nerd, but a COOL ugly nerd

22) Which character would be the best crossdresser? Deidara or Haku...

23) Rock Lee = Weird or awesome? AWESOME!!!

24) Which character would be the best OOC? pein!!

25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions? I love them to Death!!

26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions? No, not yet, but I plan on making a Crossover

27) Do you like lemons? YESS!!

28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? No, but I tend to tal about them tho...

29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series? some of them.

30) Have you ever seen the Naruto Ultimate Fan Flashes? No

31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? Yes, my sisters

32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it? No.

33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this?'? No.

34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades? Yes my life not my grades

35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Yes!!

36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Yes!!! Where can I find one??

37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? NO WAY IN HELL!!!

38) Do you draw Naruto fan art? No I am bad at drawing.

39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal? No, he is pure scary...

40) Do you have a Naruto OC? No but I want to.

41) Do you look/act like a Naruto character? If so, who? Yepp

42) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Nope not at all

愛 Love
勇 Courage
儒 Wisdom
喜 Happiness
怒 Anger
哀 Sorrow
樂 Joy
慾 Desire
悲哀 Sorrow
友情 Friendship
生命 Life
暗闇 Darkness
希望 Hope
水 善 = Water
土 強 = Earth
火 烈 = Fire
气 和 = Air

Itachi: o/_\O
Deidara: /_\ )
Hidan: *
Kakuzu; $_$
Pein: - : -
Tobi: (*)))
Kisame: =_=
Sasori : @_@
Zetsu: ((o_O))
Post this on your channel if you are an
Akatsuki fan!!

Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading #1, will try it.

3. And discover that #1 is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.

5. You soon will show this to another idiot.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

I apologize about this.

But I'm an idiot and I needed company...

You now have 2 options... ignore this or post this on your file to put a smile on someone else's face today!

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on:Gaaralover1234 ( Gaara, Itachi and kisame) HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl), comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!)), ClarinetWrathArineko (Nara Shikamaru, Sabaku no Gaara, Richie from Pokémon, Jeremie from Code Lyoko), kaleni of the sand(gaara neji saskue shikamaru naruto and toshiro), Uchihas1010hyuuga (Neji (Naruto), Aqualad (TeenTitans), Ken (Digimon)), Sakura Uchiha Hyuuga no Sabaku (Itachi Uchiha (Naruto)), Artemis Fowl (Artemis Fowl), Train Heartnet (Black Cat), xBlackCherryBlossomx (Neji Hyuuga, Gaara no Sabaku, Sasuke Uchiha, Kiba Inuzuka, Sai -I'm guessing his last name is Hozuki-, Itachi Uchiha, Deidara no Akatsuki, Sasori no Akatsuki, Hidan no Akatsuki, Suigetsu Hozuki (Naruto), ShelbyQueen25 (Artemis Fowl, Itachi Uchiha, Suigetsu Hozuki, Toshiro Hitsugaya, Sai, Stark(Espada Number One), Ulquiorra S., Gin Ichimaru, Deidara, Sasori), MnC21 (Hitsugaya Toshiro, Gaara, Kaito Kid), Sakura19Haruno95 (Itachi Uchiha, Draco Malfoy, Soul Eater, Death the Kid, L Lawliet and Beyond Birthday/BB)

Sweetness

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

95% of teenagers would be terrified if Justin Beiber was about to jump off a building to kill himself, copy and paste this if you are one of the 5% who wold have a video camera and be yelling 'JUMP!!' while laughing.

That boy you punched in the hall today? Committed suicide a few minutes ago.

That girl you called a slut today? She's a virgin.

The boy you called lame? He has to work every night to support his family.

That girl you pushed down the stairs the other day? She's already being abused at home.

That girl you called fat? She's starving herself.

The old man you made fun of cause of his ugly scars? He fought for our country.

The boy you made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.

You think you know them. Guess what? You don't!

Re-post if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't, but re-post this if you are the 1% with a heart.

If you have ever read fanfiction for at least three hours straight, then wondered when it got so dark out, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you like to read fanfiction more than you like to read books, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo,

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye"

Sniff Sniff* I literally cried when I read this.