Hi. My name's Amy and I hate profiling.

I really do. I have no idea where to start. But I'll do it anyway.

I'm a Canadian citizen living in Texas. I'm the only Canadian girl I've ever known to say ya'll, but all my friends in Texas insist I have an accent. I can't hear it, but I'm told it's there. Both of my parents are Canadian, but they divorced when I was five, after they moved down here. I have two sisters and a step-brother, as my dad remarried.

I love to read, more than just about anything. My favorite books of all time are the Harry Potter books, specifically PoA, and Demon In My View by Amelia Atwater-Rhodes. I also love Tamora Pierce, Vivian Vande Velde, Dean Koontz, Stephanie Meyer and Anne Rice. I like legends and folklore as well.

I like to write poetry and stories, but I have no knack for it, so most of it is cheesy and useless. I think so, anyway. Apparently, so do you, because I've never had a review.

And now I have three. Yay for me. But someone put my story on her favorites list and DIDN'T LEAVE A REVIEW! I'm not asking for much just a little, "Hey, I liked your story, I'm putting it in my fovorites." Or even a, "Dude, that was bad." Just so that I know, y'know?

DENSORCELLE:

I wrote this ages ago. At the time, I wasn't even sure it would be HP. And now, here it is. I know the first chapter is completely devoid of HP. That's just how it happened. It won't stay that way. Also, the first chapter will likely be miles longer than any of the others.

I am not the most dependable of people. Therefore, the updating of this story wil likely be annoyingly sporadic.