Well, i am finally starting to create my bio because the Bovines over there gave me a hard time about not having one. So here goes. I am in the 10th grade, have a really crappy computer and enjoy talking about nonsense. What? Thats not enough? Why not? ooooo ok... Well i also enjoy playing and watching my Girlfriend "Lily"(Divine_Bovine #1) play soccer, and like reading Tamora Pierce and Michael Chrichton books, as well as stories about sillyness. For two such stories look up the Divine-Bovines and Fire Toad Bob under authors. I have attained Co-Authorship of a story of complete silly-ness called The Mentally Ill Custodian. It can be found on my homepage above or on fictionpress.com. I am also the webmaster to the Mentally Ill Custodian Online website and the Divine Bovines website. This bio will be added to periodically as i feel like it, but thats all for now. -~The Great and All-Mighy Tzar Tod!

Oxymorons
Author Unknown
One bright day in the middle of the night
Two dead men got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot one another.
If you do not believe my story true
Ask the blind man, He saw it too.