I love Percy Jackson and Maximum Ride!

End of story.

And if you have a problem with that, get the Hades's Underpants out of here and go read some other chick's profile.

Go. Now.

And for the awesome people, here is my profile.

I LOVE Maximum Ride, Heroes of Olympus, and Percy Jackson and The Olympians!

PERCY JACKSON:

Take the pledge if you're as awesome as I am!

The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy
Whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
Whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
For Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
Whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
Whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
Whenever a limo passes my car
I promise to remember the gods
and remember what they do
I do this for my love for them
and it will ALWAYS be renewed
Yes I promise to remember PJO
Wherever I may go
Now swear it on the River Styx!

NORMAL PEOPLE AND PJO FANS

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile

Which Percy Jackson Character Would You Date?

I took twenty-or-so quizzes, and my answers always were:

LEO or PERCY!

You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.
There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”
Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.
When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.
You burn food to see if it smells good.
You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”
You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.
You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.
Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…
Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.
You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…
You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.
You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.
You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.
You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.
You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!).
You know eventually, you will meet Percy.
Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.
When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.
You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas.
You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.
You sometimes try to control water.
You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.
You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.
Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it
on your God parent.
You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.
You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video
games.
Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is
a Camp shirt.
You are a PJO character for Halloween.
Recite lines randomly from the books.
When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it
was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.
Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.
You are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas (I'm not).
You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes
symbol.
You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.
You have dreams about PJO characters/events
You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.
That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.
Everytime you play dodgeball, you worry about the strangley huge guys
You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.
You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.
Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY
DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"
You stuff your (ahem) Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you
have some more places for your PJ&O stuff.
When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"
In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be
studying Greek mythology?!"
You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"
When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream
"JACKSON!"
When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for
free, because they don't have drachmas anymore.
You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.
You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of
emergencies
You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.
And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.
When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive.
You write PJO fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.
When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke.
You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.
You give all your siblings god parents (Poseidon, Zeus, Hades.)
You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.
You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.
You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.
You think Harry Potter can suck Percy's balls.
You hate all romans.
You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.
You think Percy's extended family needs therapy.
You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals.
Your mother thinks you need to get a girlfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.
You blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them.
You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain.
They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico.
You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen.
You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that.
You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes!
Give it back!!
You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay. (Don’t hurt me Athena).
You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters.
You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (this is for Nico-obsessed people. I am not one of
them!)
Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog.
You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word Canada or Canadians.
You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it.
You get other people obsessed.
You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book.
You spend most of your time thinking what will happen in the next book.
You jump up and down at the idea of LT becoming another & completely better movie.
You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and
use it in conversations.
Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO.
You and your friend has "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS
When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus. o
Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!”
You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"
When your girlfriend dumps you and pray to Zeus to kill her (not that I
have any experience.)
When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia.
You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden.
You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…"
You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes.
You checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail.
You know which pages the good parts are on.
You suddenly hate thunderstorms.
You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.(try looking up the song At The Begining on youtube)
You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.
You start figuring out who your godly parent is.
You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.
You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.
You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.
Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.
You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.
You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.
The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”
You think your math teacher is a evil monster.
You curse a god/goddess a lot. (I say, "Oh my Gods" and "What in Hades name are you doing?" and "What in Hades name am I doing" a lot)
You have at least one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room
You know PJO better then most sane people
You have links to every great PJO site
You add things to the list every day
You know what you would do if you were Percy
You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not(Absaloutly NOT!)
At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future
You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work(although i dont have a golden drachama)
You give friends and youself a godly parent,
You are trying to learn Greek.
You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.
You think of percy every time you see a dark haried green-eyed boy
You have an instant crush on Nico(girls)/Thalia(guys)!!
You just have to research more about greek mythology
You want to learn Latin
You copy/paste this onto your profile
Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over, if not all
You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to
You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO
Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree
You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them
You try to find camp half blood. You’re nodding and smiling when you read this.
You own every single book, including the guides and other "exclusive" stories.
You have total nervous breakdowns when you have just finished the last book and cannot wait until fall for the next
You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list
You call yourself a demigod
You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real
You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO
You've called someone you know a satyr.
You've bought what you think look like greek style shoes.
You beleive that Jason Grace sucks crap for stealing Percy's spotlight in the Lost Hero.
You wonder what would happen if Rick Riordan kills Percy in the end of the second series.

What Percy Jackson Character are you most like?

I took a bunch of quizzes (there are about a billion of them on the internet), and my result always was:

You are REYNA!

Quotes from my BEST friends:

“Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can."
Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"
Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"
"Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries."
Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me. "I do not understand."
"I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said.
"And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt.”

"With great power, comes the great need to take a nap. Wake me up later." -Nico Di Angelo, Son of Hades.

"God alert! It's the wine dude!" -Blackjack, Pegasus.

"Go chase a doughnut." -Percy, Son of Poseidon.

"Deadlines just aren't real to me unless I'm staring one in the face." -Percy.

I'll have a cheeseburger and-AHHH! My friend's on fire! Get me a bucket! -Jason, Son of Jupiter (Zeus)

Even before he got electrocuted, Jason was having a rotten day. -Rick Riordan

"See, that's what happens to snow in Texas, lady. It-freaking-melts."--Leo, Son of Hephaestus.

You know how teachers always tell you the magic word is please? That's not true. The magic word is puke. It will get you out of class faster than anything else. -Percy.

"Well. . .See you." -Clarisse, Daughter of Ares.
"Hold up! you can't just run off." -Percy.
"Sure I can." -Clarisse.

That's one good thing about sea serpents: They're big babies when it comes to getting hurt. -Percy.

It's great when you're a celebrity to squids. -Percy.

"It's all right. We just had a family spat." -Persephone, goddess of springtime
"Family spat? You turned me into a dandelion!" -Nico.

Now Thalia and Nico would have to haul my useless butt through the rest of the mission. -Percy.

"Maybe if we push her over." - Annabeth, daughter of Athena.

"You're a half-blood too?" -Rachel Dare, Oracle.
"Shh! Just announce it to the world how about?" -Annabeth.
"Okay. Hey, everybody! These to arent human! They're half Greek god!" -Rachel.

"Look, I'm really sorry about the band room. I hope they didn't kick you out or anything." -Percy.
"Nah. They asked me alot of questions about you. I played dumb." -Rachel.
"Was it hard?"-Annabeth.

"No, no. Rainbows. Very macho." - Leo."Rainbows, ponies." -Leo.
"I'm gonna toss you off this chariot." -Butch, Son of Iris.

"Annabeth! I said you could borrow the chariot, not destroy it." -Will, son of Apollo.

Vulcan? I dont even LIKE Star Trek." -Leo.

"Aphrodite took my snowboarding jacket. Mugged by my own mom." -Piper, daughter of Aphrodite.

"THIS IS A PEN!" -Fake Movieified Percy

"MAN! I can't pee with this staring at me!" -Fake Movieified Grover

"ROARRRRRR!" -Minotaur

Chiron, you still got your wheelchair? This kid's gonna need it when we're done with him." -Fake Movieified Luke

Percy and Annabeth sat alone together on fireworks beach, looking up at the stars. Annabeth, out of the blue, brought up the subject that had been on her mind for a while.

"Percy, do I ever cross your mind?"

"No."

"Do you like me?"

"No."

"Do you want me?"

"No."

"Would you cry if I left?"

"No."

"Would you live for me?"

"No."

"Would you do anything for me?"

"No."

"Choose -- Me or your life."

"My life."

Annabeth looked down at her hands and then the stars. She began to get up to leave, but Percy caught her hand before she could go.

"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind."

Her eyes widened at this statement and Percy stood up and wrapped his arms around her. He continued to speak.

"The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

"The reason why I don't want you is because I need you.

"The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

"The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

"The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

"The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."

Annabeth began to smile. She shook her head and looked at him.

"Seaweed brain," She murmured and kissed him.

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Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus.

Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace.

Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.

Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)

Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth.

Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother.

Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus.

Chiron. Trainer of heroes.

Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.

Son of Neptune. The book we couldn't wait for.

Olympus. Home of the gods.

Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's not getting her revenge on his death.

Atlas. Zoe's father.

Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO.

Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.)

Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.

Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;)

Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times.

Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers.

Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about.

Young. the Hunters of Artemis are eternally young.

Morpheus. The god of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO.

Persephone. Kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance.

Illiterates. Many kids believe some of the demigods are illiterates.

Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia.

Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods.

Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Legion Camp

MAXIMUM RIDE:

The Maximum Ride Pledge.

I promise to remember Max

When someone has leadership skills

I promise to remember Angel

When I see something with gills

I promise to remember Fang

When someone doesn't talk a lot

I promise to remember Ari

When someone is forgotten

I promise to remember Gazzy

When I see a giant bomb

I promise to remember Dr. Martinez

When I see a great mom

I promise to remember Nudge

When someone talks to much

I promise to remember Jeb

When someone hates my guts

I promise to remember Iggy

When I see someone blind

I promise to remember Dylan

When I see a face I want to grind

I promise to remember Total

When I see a little dog

And I promise to remember The Flock

When I see birds through the fog

I promise to remember Maximum Ride

Where ever I go

(Thanks to TeamPiper for writing this)

Max and Fang sat alone together in the woods, looking up at the stars. Max, out of the blue, brought up the subject that had been on her mind for a while.

"Fang, do I ever cross your mind?"

"No."

"Do you like me?"

"No."

"Do you want me?"

"No."

"Would you cry if I left?"

"No."

"Would you live for me?"

"No."

"Would you do anything for me?"

"No."

"Choose -- Me or your life."

"My life."

Max looked down at her hands and then the stars. She began to get up to leave, but Fang caught her hand before she could go.

"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind."

Her eyes widened at this statement and Fang stood up and wrapped his arms around her. He continued to speak.

"The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

"The reason why I don't want you is because I need you.

"The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

"The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

"The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

"The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."

Max began to smile. She shook her head and looked at him.

"Fang..." She murmured and kissed him.

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If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile.

If you dream in maximum ride like every night post this in your profile.

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.

If you read Maximum Ride School's Out - Forever in under 5 hours copy this into your profile.

If you have/ wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer .

IF IGGY'S YOUR LITTLE BLIND PYRO COOKER (which he's not, 'cuz he's mine) COPY AND PASTE THIS IS YOUR PROFILE!

Which Maximum Ride Character would you date?

IGGY!!!

Which Maximum Ride Character are you most like?

MAX!!!

Iggy: f you can draw, draw Iggy! Because nobody seems to draw him! And if they do, either they can't draw or they don't know what he looks like! HE DOESN'T HAVE RED HAIR PEOPLE! It says on page 349 in the Angel Experiment that he has STRAWBERRY-BLOND HAIR!...duh.)

Fang: Go Tall, Dark, and DORKY! Altho I adore Iggy...Fang is fabtastic, too. Fangtastic!

If you think Iggy is hot...copy and paste this on your profile. (no way! beyond beyond beyond HOT!)

Iggy= 98 percent human, 2 percent bird, 100 percent hot! (DEFINITELY! Iggy = LUV!)

OID is Obsessive Iggy Disorder!

If your friend(s) think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their dog) and you don’t care copy and paste this is your profile. (yeah...)

If you are totally like Max, copy and paste this onto your profile.

if you absolutely HATE LOATHE WANT-TO-KILL DESPISE HAVE-MENTALLY-STABBED-ABOUT-135,000,000,000,000...-TIMES WANT-TO-PUKE-ALL-OVER Dylan, copy and paste this onto your profile

What have you pulled?

If you have pulled a Max: You have made a snap decision and decided to do it without thinking it through first.

If you have pulled a Fang: You have sneaked up behind someone without them noticing, making it seem like you came out of nowhere.

If you have pulled an Iggy: You have run into an inanimate object without realizing it was there. This could include, poles, wall, doors, tables, etc.

If you have pulled a Nudge: You have talked about something nonstop for the past five minutes, not allowing anyone else to speak. This is also known as rambling.

If you have pulled a Gazzy: You have fared in a big group of people really loudly, and everyone could hear it and smell it.

If you have pulled an Angel: You have invaded someone else’s personal space, without any consideration for that person. You can also pull an Angel by gaining a whole lot of useless powers that you don't really need...but I highly recommend the first one.

Favorite Maximum Ride Quotes

"Holy (insert swear word of your choice here.)"-Max-TAE

Gazzy thought. "I have X-ray vision," he said. He peered at ter Borcht's chest, then blinked and looked alarmed.-Gazzy-STWAOES

Nudge tapped one finger against her chin. "Um..." Her face brightened. "I once ate nine Snickers bars in one sitting. Without barfing. That was a record!"
"Hardly a special talent," ter Borcht said witheringly.
Nudge was offended. "Yeah? Let's see YOU do it." ...
... "I vill now eat nine Snickers bars," Gazzy said in a perfect, creepy imitation of ter Borcht's voice, "visout bahfing."-Nudge, ter Bortch. and Gazzy-STWAOES

Ter Borcht tsked. "You are a liability to your group. I assume you alvays hold on to someone's shirt, yes? Following dem closely?"
"Only when I'm trying to steal their dessert"- ter Borhct and Iggy-STWAOES

"Man, you weigh a freaking ton! What have you been eating, rocks?" "Why, is your head missing some?" –Max and Fang-TAE(This is also my favorite chapter in this book)

That was the funniest thing I'd heard in days.
"You're kidding, right? Please tell me you have a stronger motive for me than 'fair is fair.' Life isn't fair, Dean...Nothing is fair, ever. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. I need to help you because fair is fair? Try, 'I need you to help me so I won't rip out your spine and beat you with it.' I might respond to that. Maybe."–Max-SOF

Max"What I said yesterday didn't mean anything! I love everyone in the flock! Plus, it was the Valium talking!"
Fang: "Uh-huh. You just keep telling yourself that. You looove me."
Max: (tries to punch him)
Fang: "Pick a tree. I'll go carve our initials in it."
Max: (screams and runs into bathroom)- Max and Fang-STWAOES

Max: "Fang! This is a huge break! Of course we should go check it out!"
Fang: "But we're grounded."
Max and Fang: (stare at each other for a second and burst out laughing)-Max and Fang-SOF

"In the dictionary, next to the word stress, there is a picture of a midsize mutant stuck inside a dog crate, wondering if her destiny is to be killed or to save the world. Okay, not really. But there should be." –Max-TAE

"They [Erasers] were bad fliers," Angel chimed in, "And in their minds, they weren't all kill the mutants, like they usually are. They were like, remember to flap!-Angel-SOF

"Jackpot, Max! Jackpot!" It was Fang and he was giggling hysterically.
For those of you just joining us, Fang doesn't giggle, especially hysterically.-Max-FANG

"Tell me again what we're doing here," I said, running a continuous scan of our surroundings.
Fang popped some Cracker Jack into his mouth. "We're here to watch manly men do manly things."
I followed Fang's line of sight: He was watching the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, who were not doing manly things, by any stretch of the imagination.-Max and Fang-STWAOES

"But if you think I'm going to let you give up on us now, you've got another think coming. Yes, you're a blind mutant freak, but you're my blind mutant freak, and you're coming with me, now, you're coming with us right now, or I swear I will kick your skinny white ass from here to the middle of next week.
Iggy raised his head. Flashes of light told me that the cops were almost on top of us.
Iggy, I need you," I said urgently. "I loveyou. I need all of you, all five of you, to feel whole myself. Now get up, before I kill you."
Iggy stood. "Well, when you put it that way..."- Max and Iggy-SOF

Fang grins, "You looove me. (holds out arms) You love me this much."-Fang-STWAOES

Iggy: "What about me?" (stands still)
Max: "No, you're visible."
Iggy: "Am not!"
Max: (throws a pinecone at him) "Could I do that if I wouldn't see you?"-Max and Iggy-MR-TFW

"No," my mom replied, trying to keep a straight face. "She's cooking." Quick, alarmed glances were exchanged among the flock. "Cooking...food?" Nudge asked. I heard someone murmer something about ordering a pizza. -Mrs.Martinez-MAX

Iggy: Can I come in?
Max: No! I'm in a towel!
Iggy: I'm blind!-Max and Iggy-SOF

Mad crazy, not mad angry, though a lot of them do seem to have anger managment issues, espeically around me. -Max-STWAOES

"Does anyone want to sing 'Ninety-nine Bottles of Beer on the Wall?" "NO!"-Fang and Flock-SOF

"Max: "Okay guys, I had a couple thoughts I wanted to go over with you."
Iggy: (pretends to snore loudly)
Max: (throws another pinecone at him)
Iggy: "Quit throwing things at me!"- Max and Iggy-TFW

"Fang, Fang, Fang. I love you. I love you this much." "Oh, jeez." -Max and Fang-STWAOES

I made one of my famous snap decisions, the kind that everyone remembers later for being either the stupidest dumb-butt thing they ever saw or else the miraculous saving of the day. I seemed to hear more of the first kind. That's gratitude for you.-Max-TAE

"I love Nudge, Nudge is a great kid, but that motor mouth of hers could have turned Mother Teresa into an ax murderer,"-Max-MR-TAE

"Rowr!" -Fang-SOF

"How did you know that it wasn't really me?" "She offered to cook breakfast."-Max and Fang-SOF

"Those wacky Brits called fries 'chips'. And potato chips were 'crisps'. And cookies were 'biscuits'. I had no idea what real biscuits were called. Wangdoodles?" Max-StWaOES

You... are...a... fridge...with...wings...We're...freaking...ballet...dancers! Fang-SOF

Fang swerved closer to me, big and supremely graceful, like a black panther with wings. Oh, God. I'm so stupid. Forget I just said that. -Max-MAX

"I feel like pudding, Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." -Iggy-TAE

"I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!" -Gazzy-STWAOES

“So there you have it, the extent of my charms: brown hair and eyes like un-barfed chocolate. I'm a lucky girl." – Max-MAX

"Did you leave the flamethrowers lying around again?" "I always forget."- Max and Fang

"Quit what? Breathing?"- Fang-TAE

Reason number 52 why Gazzy wasn't the flock leader-Max-TFW

Her name was Auroura

She was only five

This is what happened

When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk

Her mom was an addict

Her parents kept her

Locked in an attic

Her only friend was a little toy bear

It was old and worn out

And had patches of hair

She always talked to it

When no one was around

She lays there and hugs it

Without a peep of sound

Until her parents unlock the door

Some more and more pain

She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg

A scar on her face

Why would she be

In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear

And softly crys

She loves her parents

But they want her to die

She sits in the corner

Quiet but thinking,

"God, why? Why is My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life

For a sad little kid

She'd get beaten and beaten

For anything she did

Then one night

Her mom came home high

The poor child was hit and slapped

As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly

Grabbed for a blade

It was sharp and pointy

One that she made

She thrusted the blade

Right in her chest, "

You deserve to die You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out

Leaving the girl slowly dying

She grabbed her bear

And again started crying

Police showed up

At the small little house

They quickly barged in

Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly

Opened a door

To find the sad little girl

Lying on the floor

It must have been bad

To go through so much harm

But at least she died

With her best friend in her arms

If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible and should be stopped, put this poem on your profile.

Mummy...

Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack

Mummy I was a good girl

I did what I was told

I went to school,

I got straight A's,

I even got the gold

But mummy

when I went to school that day,

I never said goodbye

I'm sorry mummy I had to go,

but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another

And all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much

And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class

And never to forget this

And please dont let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me

No one deserves this

Mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors

I know they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest

But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest

Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college

I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with daddy

On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married

I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live

But mummy I must go now

The time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry

But I had to cancel the date

I love you mummy

I always have

I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of all the students that were lost

Please if you would

Pass this around I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground

If you pass this on

Maybe people will cry

Just keep this in you're heart

For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favourite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but i will have a lot of it I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus’ arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this.

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

98 percent of preteens and teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your sorry butt.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. That's why when I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought your paper would protect you"

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted to just SLAP someone, copy this into your profile.

95% of the preteen/teenage population would be in a crisis if Miley Cyrus, Justin Beiber, The Jonas Brothers, One Direction, and Selena Gomez were on top of a 5 story building. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're one of the 5% that would be screaming into a bullhorn, "JUMP, BITCHES, JUMP!!!

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me people: MWAHAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life

7. Money Money Money: Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

The Six Truths of Life:

1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue.

2. You just tried to do the above.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're realizing you're an idiot.

5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.

2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.

3) You are Santa Claus.

4) You look like Santa Claus.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Percy Jackson, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, ihatejacob1, Blondejoke101 MyBFCanSparkle, Rockyrocks919 xXxDaughterofAthenaxXx, CharlietheUnicorn1911, daughterofhades5565,darkangelxx22xx,Thalia101, Perseus Ride

BEST AUTHORS EVER:

CharlietheUnicorn1911

Thalia101

Animebookfreak12

Me!

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P.S. I got some of my profile from them, so don't give me all the credit. Check them out!

[If you want your name on the list, be more awesome and review my stuff. If you do, I'll read yours, and maybe, just maybe, if it's good enough, I will add you. Only if. :) ]

You can copy and paste whatever you like on your own profile. Then you can be awesome, too!

I'm wondering how many people actually read this all the way through...probably no one, right? Yeah... :D