Jose Cohenhide bio
 Author has written 4 stories for Scooby Doo, Magic: The Gathering, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Matrix, and Captain Marvel/Shazam. What would you like to know about me? I'm old (compared to other people on this site), I'm an aspiring novelist, I like '60s and '70s music, and I watch a lot of TV, mainly things from at least ten years ago. I enjoy cartoons, video games, comic books, and trading cards. I read fantasy novels and spend lots of time on the internet doing useful or annoying things. I haven't published much on this site, but hopefully the things I have may be of some interest. Now, below are some links. Pick some. Read them. Have fun. |
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Flames of the Firebrand by Mertiya reviews
Chandra arrives on the scene to find Ob Nixilis gleefully drowning Gideon, and decides to remind him that this shit does not fly.
Magic: The Gathering - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2015 - Chandra N., Jace B., Gideon J./Kytheon I., Ob Nixilis - Complete
The Unbroken Chain by memnarch reviews
In one timeline, "temporal forces" contrived to return Sarkhan to a Tarkir of dragons, yet where everyone he knew still existed. But the laws of time should not be so easily cast aside. "How the Tarkir block should have ended."
Magic: The Gathering - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,371 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2015 - Sarkhan V., Anafenza, Sidisi, Surrak - Complete
Living in Two Worlds by Masterman reviews
The Marvel vs. Capcom 3 characters are forced to live together in one home until the game comes out. What wonderful misadventures will these friends get into next? With wild scenarios and crazy randomness, who knows what could happen next.
Marvel vs Capcom - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 109,372 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 9/26/2010
Cena vs Mortal Kombat by OppositeCentaur reviews
The Elder Gods look for a new Mortal Kombat champion in the World Wrestling Entertainment. The 15 time WWE World Heavyweight champion, John Cena, is chosen to lead the forces of the Cenation to bury the forces of Evil. With 12 years of pro-wrestling experience, he will utilize his 5 Moves of Doom to annihilate his enemies, driven by his motto of Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect.
Crossover - Mortal Kombat & Wrestling - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2014
Dusk to Dawn by Mertiya reviews
Ajani grieves and receives a night-time visitor.
Magic: The Gathering - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Elspeth T., Tazri - Complete
Never the End: The Next Generation by Galaxy1001D reviews
No man lives forever, but in Jean-Luc Picard's final moments, the Q makes him an offer he can't refuse.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Data, J. Picard, Q - Complete
one for all and things like that by voksen reviews
Shadow Thieves and Red Wizards make strange bedfellows. (Alora/Edwin)
Baldur's Gate - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,061 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Complete
See the Man with the Winning Smile by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
Pre-series Buffy. In Arkham Asylum, Buffy Summers is the definition of normal. Complete.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,110 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Buffy S., Joker - Complete
The End of An Alliance by Kinsey Adelaide reviews
Why did Batman stop working with Scooby Doo? Based on a letter in a 'TEC letter column. Rated for drugs
Crossover - Batman & Scooby Doo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Richard G./Nightwing, Shaggy - Complete
Tales From The Planes by Winged Knight reviews
Some drabbles about various things I've been curious about in the Magic: The Gathering multiverse. I wanted to try my hand at something new, and I think it turned out all right all things considered.
Magic: The Gathering - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,861 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Complete
A Day in the Life of Sheogorath by saberstorm reviews
The Greymarch is over. Now what is that Madgod up to today? A series of shorts dealing with the various things the ascended Sheogorath tends to get herself into. Open to requests.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Sheogorath - Complete
Only You by Jokerfest reviews
After playing the game Arkham City I wrote this. DO NOT READ IF YOU DO NOT WANT SPOILERS OF THE ENDING! DO NOT FLAME ME IF YOU IGNORED THIS AND GOT ANGRY,YOU'VE BEEN WARNED. With that in mind, please enjoy the story and leave reviews,much appreciated!
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Batman/B. Wayne, The Joker - Complete
The Value of Friendship by Scribe Shiloh reviews
For Day 2 of Asexuality Awareness Week: Once a week, Academician Prokhor Zakharov and Lady Deirdre Skye meet in the Virtual World for chess and companionship.
Alpha Centauri - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Complete
No Mortal Kombat by Kita Kuro reviews
Raiden always protected Earthrealm, but he always made them help themselves too. What if Earthrealm lost ten years in a row. Rated M just to be safe.
Mortal Kombat - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Raiden - Complete
Asylum by The Smiling Shadow reviews
They're not Neo and Smith. They're Thomas and John. And they are insane. They've spent 5 years in an asylum, together in their white room. Trying to remember what happened to them. Putting it all together. Did it all really happen?
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 84,342 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Neo, Smith, A. - Complete
The Lady Space by aphelion-orion reviews
In the dark cell of the prison planet, Yuri dreams. -post-timeskip; sort of Yuri/Nia, sort of Yuri/the fabric of the universe-
Infinite Space - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,985 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Yuri, Nia L. - Complete
Malignancy by Qoheleth reviews
Drabble. Never trust a supervillain with a ribbon on his lapel.
Captain Marvel/Shazam - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Doctor Sivana, Billy Batson/Captain Marvel - Complete
Ode to the Myr of Darksteel by Theo236 reviews
ONESHOT. A friend of mine asked me to write a short story about the Darksteel Myr, and this is what I came up with. It's got some slight humor and a bit of violence and alcohol references. Please Read and Review.
Magic: The Gathering - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Complete
Waking The Lich by LD Little Dragon reviews
Set centuries after Throne of Bhaal: A group of first level adventurers stumble across an old ally of the Bhaalspawn.
Baldur's Gate - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,114 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Complete
Breaching the Screen: Vol 2 by Capt. Incredible reviews
Following where Vol 1. left off, another series of jaunts into the life of Khan and his party as they explore some of the more unrealistic quirks of the game...
Baldur's Gate - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,211 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Complete
The Run by Vivious Circle reviews
One crazy run. Because some dangers are scarier than others.
Baldur's Gate - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Complete
Insomnia by Aeryn Phoenix reviews
One shot, FemPC/Sarevok, rated for smuttiness.
Baldur's Gate - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,592 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Complete
Tales from the Wasteland by A Wee Bit Insane reviews
Five short stories, told by five NPCs. First - person perspective, rather dark. Titles taken from 'The Wasteland' by T.S. Eliot.
Baldur's Gate - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,638 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Complete
We Could Be Heroes by Terion reviews
ABANDONED - TO BE REWRITTEN // After Halloween, Xander finds himself with the knowledge of the assassin Altair Ibn La-Ahad and the decision to either use these new skills to help his friends or not. But not everyone is very happy with that arrangement...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,159 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008
After Ascending and other shorts by arabellaesque reviews
Bree was a determined halfling in life, who had no second thoughts about killing to get what she wanted, nor any doubts upon taking her dead sire's throne. But not everything was left behind easily, as she would find out. Snippets from her travels.
Baldur's Gate - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,978 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Complete
The Chronicles of Sarasaland by Bruce Pendragon reviews
Another story I wrote when I was quite young. Focuses on Sarasaland, the "other" kingdom of the Mario universe. A story featuring the schemes of Kamek, with Bowser as more of a 'behind the power' villain. Includes an OC. Rated T for mild violence.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,222 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Daisy, Luigi
Well Jinkies by SilverTurtle reviews
One shot. DV. Why? Because there was a marathon and they wouldn't leave me alone until I did.
Scooby Doo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Velma, Daphne - Complete
The Matrix Still Has You by Anakin McFly reviews
Freedom is arbitrary.
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Complete
Just a Mallrat Mindset by Karianasan reviews
Final Pairing! Shaggy and Daphne. Finally installment of the four pairs. Enjoy. SD Note: Shaggy knowing Origami is now cannon, thanks to Samurai Sword Movie!
Scooby Doo - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,914 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/11/2007 - [Shaggy, Daphne] - Complete
Breaching the Screen: Vol 1 by Capt. Incredible reviews
Finished! A series of short, humorous stories that throw a bit of reality into the Baldur's Gate 2 Universe. A second volume pending, should enough good ideas arise or be contributed...
Baldur's Gate - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,819 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
The Hushmage's Ideal by Darkrealmist reviews
The tale of a wizard whose hushed whispers touch an unsuspecting, shattered world.
Magic: The Gathering - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Complete
About Helen by l33 Destroyer of Worlds reviews
This is a series of vignettes, each told from the point of view of a different female character in the Trojan War story. Some are sympathetic to Helen...others are not.
Homer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,889 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/18/2005 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Complete
You'll Never Guess by Prince-Kitten reviews
A short story about Daphne's secret love affair with a ScoobyDoo cast member. You'll never guess who though...
Scooby Doo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2005 - Complete
The Girl in the Big Black Frames by Bra1n1ac reviews
My poem about the love I have had for Scooby-Doo's Velma since I was a boy of six. Kind of silly, I guess, but also kind of sad.
Scooby Doo - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/14/2002 - Complete
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Storytelling
Even a simple term like "adventure" means different things to different people. A small story I submitted for a contest on Magic Deck Vortex's forums.
Magic: The Gathering - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Complete
On the Edge reviews
A chance encounter with a very unexpected visitor to Sunnydale gives Tara a hint of things to come. For her sake, dear reader, pray that forewarned is forearmed . . .
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Captain Marvel/Shazam - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Tara M. - Complete
Going Home reviews
How can you find anything if you don't know where to look?
Magic: The Gathering - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Complete
There Are No Scooby Snacks in the Real World reviews
When a New Year party goes bad, the gang investigates with the help of two crimefighters in sunglasses and overcoats. A crossover straight out of the rabbit hole! Rated T for mild violence and milder innuendo. Now typo-free - hopefully.
Crossover - Scooby Doo & Matrix - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,745 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Complete