Name: Eric. Well, not really, but most people call me Eric, so you can feel free to do so too.

Age: 16.

Lives: In Australia, with my kangaroo that I ride to school.

Things that I like: Sweet potatoes, AFI, Alkaline Trio, the stupid things I find on the internet, Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean, Johnny Depp in various other quality films, condensed milk in a tube, those plastic ponchos you buy at the football, op shops, summer, snow, laughing, Mpreg, laughing at Mpreg, spiky things, my brother's cooking skills, waffles, running into the ocean fully clothed, "Passions", german chocolate, bulldog clips.

Things that I don't like: close-mindedness, wearing shoes, toe socks, my inability to cook the simplest of foods, red meat, peas, my school's "one ear piercing in each ear" rule, my school's various other inane rules, things that educate me, rain when I've just straightened my hair, those annoying "popular" girls who no one really likes at all, pre-teen girls in mini-skirts and knee high boots, not having any money, vulva puppets (don't ask).

To those who have reviewed: Thank you all so much, I really appreciate it, it gives me the incentive to keep writing. Thanks!

Some quotes to fill up space:

"My only friend is a dead chipmunk in a jar of glazed honey. I call him Charles." - The Ultimate Harry Potter Cliche Catalogue

"Don't let your mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own"

"Is he dead? Quick! Take his shirt off!" -Kay, after Miguel was attacked by a potato moster in Charity's closet (Passions). Am I the only one who found this absolutely hysterical?

"The Magic 8 Ball said I'm gifted!" -my brother, right before walking into a pole and falling on the ground.

Notice to anyone reading and wondering "WHY AREN'T YOU UPDATING, DAMN IT?!":

Sorrysorrysorrysorry! *grovels* Here's my explanation; I'm doing year 12 this year, and I'm trying as hard as I can to stay focussed on school and education and all that boring stuff. I'll try to find some time to write soon!