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"This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are fine. But several together become monotonous. Listen to what is happening. The writing is getting boring. The sound of it drones. It’s like a stuck record. The ear demands some variety.

Now listen. I vary the sentence length, and I create music. Music. The writing sings. It has a pleasant rhythm, a lilt, a harmony. I use short sentences. And I use sentences of medium length.

And sometimes, when I am certain the reader is rested, I will engage him with a sentence of considerable length, a sentence that burns with energy and builds with all the impetus of a crescendo, the roll of the drums, the crash of the cymbals—sounds that say listen to this, it is important.” ―Gary Provost

A bit about me:

Guten Tag! Frau or Herr alike! I generally hate people, well…let me rephrase that: I hate assholes. Don’t be one and we’ll get along just fine. I’m rather shy at first, though slowly as I get to know people, they find out I’m really quite the chatterbox!

Although, I also have a perverted mind that screams for smut and practically breathes sexual innuendos. And my language is a bit on the vulgar side.

I do have kinks that make others feel uncomfortable. Forms of BDSM (whether it be erotic or non-sexual otherwise) will show up frequently in my fanfictions. Let that be a warning for anyone who shuns these acts.

If you want to chat, shoot me a PM, I'll happily oblige. Questions, comments, ideas, I'm up for it. I also frequently roleplay so if you want to RP with me don't feel shy, you can ask anytime.

I have created a roleplay forum as a reform of an old forum that died a while back when the admin left. it can be found here.

Here is some info about the forum:

Name: "Growing Tomatoes: A One on One Hetalia RP Forum"

Discription: This is a reform of "Playing Favorites: A One on One Couples RP Forum." The forum died out, and in it's place this one was born. Here you don't have to worry about a character you want being taken, just start your own individual roleplays and meet new RP partners. It's one on one! No need to stress over pairing bashing or others not liking your ideas, it's pure freedom of obsession expression. Feel free to join in, new RPers are always welcome!

RP Info:

If you do wish to roleplay with me and don't know me very well, here's some helpful information!

Don't be afraid to ask to start an RP with me! I promise I don't bite—much. The only reason I would say no is if I have too many roleplays already going on.

General Information:

1. Ratings: I RP from PG to R-18. Pretty much anything, really.
2. POV: My responses will always be in third person omniscient.
3. Style: I only RP in literature form, not script.
4. I do NOT roleplay genderbends, but I will accept AU's.
5. I'm not a big fan of roleplaying with OC's but I will consider it.
6. I really only roleplay Hetalia, but upon special request I also like BBC Sherlock. (Johnlock preferably)
7. In the case of Hetalia, I prefer human names and always use them. I think that when you consider pairings especially, it gives it a personal, human touch.

Characters I roleplay frequently:

On occation I do play other characters. This list is by far not the limit.

Characters I prefer not playing the role of:

This does NOT mean that I hate any of the above characters. I adore each one listed, I just don't play them very well.

Pairings I love to RP:

Note that the above are not the only pairings I ship. I ship quite a bit, all you have to do is ask.

Pairings I will NOT roleplay:

On the issue of my stories:

Please, understand that I am procrastination central. If I lose interest in my writing, hiatus will be on placement. Do not worry though, Hiatus does not last forever. [Usually. There are one or two stories that I admit to loosing interest in. God doesn't even know when I'll get around to continuing them.]

Auf Wiedersehen, Viel Glück reading my drabbles!