Species name: LIVING-MUSHROOM (Also from the same family tree is fishy-bubbles, who has reportedly stated that the living-mushroom got it's name because it never ventures outside and generally lives in the darkness)

The Living-Mushroom is a very dangerous and rarely seen species. It is commonly found in the ACT, (Australia) in dark places. However, it has been known to occasionally venture out and seek refuge in front of a colourful, noise box which it calls a 'TV'. Because of its rare sightings, there is unfortunately little information known, however, the public is warned to keep a safe distance away if they see one. It has been known to be very dangerous and, in some rare cases, even freaky.

Exclusive report from an anoyomous source within the dangerous area of the ACT jungle:

'There seems to be very strange animals here in the ACT, however I am very happy to announce that I have miraculously managed to spot the rare Living-Mushroom specimen. True to the reports, the species has a very pale skin colour, and big eyes. It also has a habit of sniffing objects such as food before consuming them and is very hostile towards change. I am not yet sure if this is an instinct or habit. However, it looks miraculously like any other human being. I must also report that the Living-Mushroom is still very dangerous, so I therefore encourage everyone to treat strangers and relatives they haven't seen for a long time with suspicion - especially the ones with what seems to be a smelling disorder.'

Can I just ask - what is with all this 'copy and paste this and that stuff into your profile'? WHAT IS GOING ON?!