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Joined 03-04-03, id: 352022
Author has written 1 story for Song of the Lioness.

Honestly, I don't flame unless I seriously take issue with your story. And usually, despite my name, I actually do give advice within the reviewI don't just say "u suk ur storie sucks and u should nevr rite n e thing agin." That's generally a tactic used by anonymous flamers, who you'll note leave you no way to contact them either. If you want to contact me to take up issue about anything, leave me a review with your email and I'll write you, thus giving you my emailI've had to take mine down because someone had a bit too much fun clogging my inbox with hatemail from various emails. Grow up.
This account is run mainly as a tool to attempt and get some of the worse authors to either stop clogging up the boards, or start writing decently enough that it's no longer considered clogging but what we actually want to read. As for my own ficI make no claims to be perfect, it was started to give people a place to review so I wouldn't have to post my email (see prev. paragraph), and was continued because people asked me to. shrug I certainly never expected so many reviews...guess you never know. Flame away if you feel the urge; I'm the last person to take offense at it. Constructive criticism? I'm trying not to be hypocritical, so I'll try and take your advice. if I remember.

Apparently a bit of confusion has arisen about the manner of Mary Sue and whether or not Mary Sue in my fic matches the definition I gaveersomeone, in some review, idk. I can't believe I'm bothering to defend this, but there are many different forms of Mary Sues. See Ankhsattva's Mary Sue classification guide; it should be under my favorite stories.

Well, now that the clarification session is over...go read the stuff on my favorites lists. I try to pick the best and the best only.

Your friendly neighborhood Flamer,

Mel

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•• ••Winded•• •• by chapchomper reviews
Ginny Weasley is struggling to bring back the girl she used to be. Draco Malfoy, is lost, and haunted by horrific memories. Putting their school days behind, the two become friends, maybe more. But who can forget that Draco's most hated enemies lie within
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,658 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/13/2004 - Published: 3/18/2004 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Gallan Return: Leaving It All Behind by CrAzYhOrSeGiRl88 reviews
This is not your typical 'Daine goes back to Galla' plot. Its no where near that nice. This is my idea of what could have happened after ROTG. I must admit, its not anything like my usual work. Look inside for a full summary. DN.....RR....
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 131,401 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/7/2004 - Published: 10/4/2003
Champion of Knights by Elf Of Avalon reviews
The next installment in Tamora Pierce's quartet- or, rather, not, anymore- Protector of the Small. Kel has to move the refugees to fiefs near Corus...with Dom. AND MEATHEAD. FUNFUNFUN amouts. Meant to be serious, but the first chapter seems otherwise.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,474 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/8/2004 - Published: 2/27/2003
Elrond's Boys by Dragon Confused reviews
Some stories about Elladan and Elrohir's childhood in Rivendell, in specific one summer when they were nine years old. Main characters: Elladan, Elrohir, Elrond, Celebrian, Glorfindel, Erestor, Celeborn, Galadriel, Mithrandir. Complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 121,367 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/18/2003 - Published: 9/18/2002 - Elrohir, Elrond - Complete
Touche by Starchild524 reviews
KJ. Joren scores a wound on Kel.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/22/2003
Trapped As A Mary Sue by o0-Key-0o reviews
Flashing hair and a captivating stare...What are Mary Sues made of? If you're a dedicated canon-lover, the answer may not be pretty... (Complete. Sequel: Trapped As A Mary Sue II)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,621 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/4/2003 - Published: 7/13/2002 - Complete
QUARANTINED by shirebound reviews
Late one night, Gandalf brings a very ill Ranger to the closest refuge, Bag End, knowing that Bilbo is immune to this illness... but Gandalf is unaware that a tweenager is now living there. NO slash, sex, profanity, violence
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,237 - Reviews: 1567 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/7/2003 - Published: 12/16/2002 - Frodo B., Aragorn - Complete
What It Feels To Be Caged by Wicklowe reviews
In the second year of her knighthood, Alanna is captured by Copper Island bounty hunters and sold into slavery. She is bought by the arrogant prince and has to learn...docility?
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,045 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/3/2003 - Published: 9/6/2002
Search for the Six by Lady Katharine Heartspark reviews
IT IS OVER. MY MASTERWORK IS FINISHED. Time for the epilogue! You still want a summary? *sighs* Here goes: Kel and Neal are given a mad quest and must dash from country to country before time runs out and Tortall falls . . . K/N and a plot! Read it!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 73,617 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/1/2002 - Published: 4/25/2002
Mary Sue of Tortall reviews
discontinued. ...but still funny.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,165 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/18/2005 - Published: 3/4/2003