OUR RECENT OBBESIONS:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that
hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy
behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has
legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed
at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites,
and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun
marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay
couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to
marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs
more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight
parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like
ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country.
That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model
at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents
to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could
never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to
cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Copy this to your profile if you believe in legalizing gay marriage!

Pairings:

HarryPotter: Harry/Hermione, Harry/Cedric, Ron/Luna, Lupin/Sirius, Snape/Lily

FruitsBasket: Kyo/Tohru, Yuki/Machi, Haru/Yuki, Haru/Rin

Naruto: Sasu/Naru, Lee/Saku, Naru/Saku, Ino/Shika/Tem, Gaa/Naru/Sasu, Iru/Kak

LOTR: Aragorn/Legolas, Sam/Frodo, Faramir/Éowyn

X-Men: Scott/Logan, Logan/Rogue, Scott/Jean

CLAMP: Saku/Syao, Touya/Yuki, Eriol/Tomoyo—CCS Dom/Wat—XXXholic Kuro/Fai—Tsubasa

Yuu Watase: Alice/Kyo—Alice 19th Tanpopo/Koki, Tsukiko/Flippy--Imadoki

Bleach: Ichigo/Rukia, Ichigo/Isida

YuYuHakusho: Hiei/Kurama, Yusuke/Boton, Yusuke/Keiko

Torchwood: Jack/Ianto, Tosh/Owen

HSM: Troy/Ryan, Shar/Zeke, Chad/Ryan, Kelsi/Jason, Troy/Gabbi

Avatar: Zuko/Aang, Zuko/Katara, Sokka/Suki Aang/Toph

Others: Luke/Noah (ATWT) Yuki/Shu (Gravi) Sato/Dai (DNAngel) Hisoka/Tsuzuki (Yami no Masuei) Yuri/Kail (Red River) Tamaki/Kyoya (OHSHC) Athrun/Kira (Gundam Seed) Kaoru/Shinji (Evangelion) Jack/Ennis (BBM)

Favorite Quotes

Cyborg: infected with a computer virus I know what we should do! Let's go get some waffles! Raven you like waffles, don't you?
Raven: deadpan More than life itself.

Starfire: Are ALL the schools on your planet this horrible? (you have no idea)

Raven: Terra.
Terra: Raven.
Raven: Traitor.
Terra: Witch.

Beast Boy: I may not be smart enough to know everything, but I'm dumb enough to try anything.

-Teen Titans

Kyo Sôma: One of these days, I'll make you say you're sorry!
Yuki Sôma: looking bored I'm sorry.
Kyo Sôma: Dammit! That's not what I meant! Don't you have any shame?
Yuki Sôma: still looking bored Yes, I'm ashamed to be seen with you, shouting in public.
Kyo Sôma: Oh that's it! We're taking this outside!
Yuki Sôma: still looking bored We ARE outside, you stupid cat.

Kagura is doing laundry and tries to wring out Kyou's shirt, causing it to rip in two
Kyo Sohma: Tell me what I think just happened didn't just happen!
Kagura: My love!
Kyo Sohma: My shirt!

Hatori Sohma: If it's possible for one person to be hurt by another, then it's possible for that person to be healed by another.

-Fruits Basket

Will Turner: You cheated.
Jack Sparrow: Pirate.

Jack Sparrow: A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around!

Pintel: Your'e supposed to be dead!
Jack Sparrow: Am I not? turns around to leave but gets blocked

after inspecting the crew
Jack Sparrow: Satisfied?
Will Turner: Well you proved they're mad.

Jack Sparrow: Scarlet.
She slaps him
Jack Sparrow: I'm not sure I deserved that.
a blond woman approaches
Jack Sparrow: Giselle.
Giselle: Who was she?
Jack Sparrow: What?
She slaps him
Jack Sparrow: I may have deserved that.

Jack Sparrow: Wakes up and sees Elizabeth burning the rum No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade... the rum!
Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone.
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth: One: because it is a vile dring that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two: that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me, do you think there is even the slightest chance they wont see it?
Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?

-Pirates of the Caribbean

Vash the Stampede: Hey, "Thou Shalt Not Kill", remember? What kind of church man are you?

Rem Saverem: No one has the right to take the life of another...

-Trigun

Hajime Saitoh: How's that old saying go? The one about sneezes? If sneezing three times means someone doesn't like me, I think I'll survive.

Kenshin:ORO?

-Rurouni Kenshin

Juvy: If you couldn't tell already I really love slash/yaoi. And seeing as I'm the primary writer of this journal, while my sister spends her time studying for things like college, most of the stories will be slash/yaoi w/ the occasional side/het pairing.

Juv: I edit.

Juvy: I love writing, it's my water, and music is my air. If I'm writing I need music. Hell if I'm doing anything I need music pounding throughout my ears just to keep me sane. We're starting to post more stories such as two more Tryan stories for HSM. Updating our Harry/Hermione story for HP and perhaps writing a Harry/Cedric story as well. The wheels are a turning it's all about getting it on paper--or screen depending on how ya look at it.

Juv: Thanks for reading everyone, hope you enjoy.