As you can tell by the username, I am 1) obsessed with Shake It Up and 2) terrible at coming up with usernames... I'm mostly going to write (extremely emo) Shake It Up fanfics but I'll try to be creative and come up with something else. For now I'm gonna write as much as possible cos I'm SUPER busy next year! And PLEASE review. I'm doing this to improve my writing for school next year.

About me...

Name: Felicia

Country: Singapore (yes I am Asian and I would like to inform everyone that not all Asians are smart or Chinese)

Age: 13

Obsessed with: Shake It Up (I already said that), Zendaya, Bella Thorne, Katy Perry, Music, Pewdiepie (brofist ya'll!)

Extra stuff?: I play guitar... Just started learning and I'm pretty ok... I'm in Drama. That is irrelevant information that no one cares about.

So... Yeah... See ya shitlords!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or Emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. (IT'S GENETIC!!!!)
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.(ok, I don't like HANG OUT with her, but we acknowledge each other's existence so... CLOSE ENOUGH!!!)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. Or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. (Hell I hate homework...)
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (I'm not an albino... IM A VAMPIRE!!!! Nah... Jk. I don't sparkle)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (In terms of performing arts, I play guitar and sing. In terms of art art, I fail)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (If I'm REALLY pissed)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FAN GIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (If I'm not one why the HELL am I here?!)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUN HAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos. (Talking to kangaroos would be so cool though...)
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems (I do to be honest. My family life is pretty fucked up)
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

UPDATE!!! (25/11/12)

Wow. I created this account and wrote one whole story within one day! Thats epic!!! Just to address some people's reviews... I don't know if Rece refers to Rocky and Cece as BFFs or them as girlfriends (lesbian or bi up to you.). But if its the second one then I'm not really gonna write that cos I'm not comfortable with it... ( I don't hate same gender couples. I'm just uncomfortable writing abt them ) I like writing Rocky as a sadistic maniac cos to be honest what Revenge It Up is is just basically what happens in my mind when I'm made fun of in school. Plus I'm kinda like Rocky so I chose her. And Cece's stupidity really gives me the privelege to drag the story longer :P. And the length of the chapters... well lets just say what i write for each chapter is my max. Sorry! So yeah! Thanks you guys for giving me so much support for my first story and i'll try to write with a new one tomorrow! (All my best ideas begin when I'm on my bed XDD) And feel free to say that the killer is REALLY obvious cos it really is and thats because... I suck... -.-"

xXPeaceXx

Update (01/12/12)

Hey guys... Sorry I haven't been writing for a while... Well, 4 days. 1st day I was too lazy, nxt 2 days I was busy and today I'm sick. Plus I was thinking... Shld I discontinue California Girls It Up? Cos I have NO idea how to continue... Idk... Anyways I'll try to write as much as possible cos ill be overseas frm 5/12 - 13/12... Soooooo yeah.

xXPeaceXx

Update (23/12/12)

Hey y'all. Sorry I haven't been writing lately cos I forgot my password! XD So yeah. I have decided that I will discontinue California Girls It Up and create a sequel to Revenge It Up! WOO! :D Plus maybe a new one?

xXPeaceXx

Update (31/12/12)

Whats up ppl!!!! I'm happy for 2 reasons. 1. 2012 is gonna end. Happy New Year btw. And 2. I GOT A NEW LAPTOP!!!! WOOO!!! My old one was SUPER laggy so I only wrote when I went to my mums office. But now I can write whenever I want... on weekends... -.-" Im starting sch on the 2nd. New one in fact... Sigh... So yeah... Plus this is REALLY random but writing the first Revenge It Up was easier than writing the sequel. Mainly cos now im forcing myself to write longer chapters...

xXPeaceXx

Update (18/01/13)

Srry I haven't been updating. was busy w sch. but im updating today(or writing a new one) cos... ITS MAH BIRFDAY!!!! WOOOOO!!! IM 13 BIATCH!!!! so feel free to wish me happy bdae. mkay bye.

xXPeaceXx

Update (5/5/13)

IM SORRY!!! I FORGOT MY PASSWORD AGAIN!!! GAAAAAH!!! Also been really busy with school. I'm currently freaking out cos I gotta perform 2 skits in 2 weeks time. (one for an English project and one for a farewell party. cos im kinda in drama club...) So, I don't know how this will benefit you but my life so far is... meh. I just learnt that I LOVE acting and drama. or are they the same? anyways, my schools drama club is a little effed up. im in a girls school so 80% of the people there are REALLY shrill. and theres this rumour going around that our new vice president is lesbian. which brings me to my next topic. NEW STORY!!! yup. the story will be based on this but its not gonna be a true story. its just something I came up with 5 seconds ago. so yeah.

xXPeaceXx

Update (2/6/13)

Hey guys. I forgot my password. Again. That's what the 5th time?! Anyways I'm sorry to announce that the sequel to Revenge It Up will be discontinued. Although there only has been 1 chapter. The reason is because I'm totally out of ideas for it. However, if anyone has any ideas and would like to write it with me, you can PM me. If I don't receive any feedback after 1 week, it will be deleted forever.

xXPeaceXx

Update (25/2/14)

I forgot my password again. IM SORRY OK IM BAD WITH PASSWORDS. Ok this is about Passion It Up. I'm deleting it permanently due to privacy reasons. I'm afraid that some people who I know in real life will read it and understand the references and they may get upset as it might contain some content that they do not want shared. I REALLY apologise and I will try to come up with a new story to replace it. If I have the time to write it.

xXPeaceXx