Note: It's come to my attention that ff.net blocks a lot of links to other sites now (yet another terrible decision of theirs), so just ignore all the pothole links in this profile. They weren't anything interesting anyway.

If you want to check out my other work, my personal website is papertheater . co

Just take out the spaces and you'll be golden.

I am the writer of my story.
Letters are my body, and punctuation is my blood.
I have created over a thousand words.
Unknown to beta readers, nor known to editors.
Have withstood carpal pain to create many chapters.
Yet, these wordcounts will never mean anything.
So, as I type, Unlimited Writer Works.

Hello, my name is Nicholas Alexander, known here as TrippyToasters, TrippyToastersAndABagOfChips, or just Trippy if you have lazy fingers. I once wrote a fanfiction where I made characters from two video games meet and hook up. It got a respectable amount of reviews. Naturally, this makes me no less than the peer of Mark Twain, James Joyce, Ernest Hemingway, and Dan Brown (never mind that last one).

My username on here used to be Gaddafi, for some reason. Probably because buttsecks lol.

I have since written a fantasy story called Bacorium Legacy. I, like so many others on this site, am an aspiring author who would love for nothing more than to share my stories with the world. If you enjoy my work, all I ask in return is a little support to help expose it to others. Tell your friends, share my story with them, like Bacorium Legacy's Facebook page, or follow me on Twitter. I don't like begging for support or constantly plugging my work, but I would like nothing more than to share my story with others, and you can help me achieve my dream.

Here is a link to the Facebook page for Bacorium Legacy.

Here is a link to my Twitter account. (I don't use it much.)

BEHIND THE SCENES SHIT

Basically, just my thoughts on the stuff I have written.

The Persistence of Loss: My first story. And it's finally complete, after a full year and 200,000 words of effort. Sob. Basically, it started out as me merging together two separate ideas for fics I had. The first was a Golden Sun story where Felix went after Alex, intending to kill him and whatnot, only for Mia to follow him and save him from his own darkness with The Power of Love. The second was a Kingdom Hearts fic where Xion goes: "Screw this, this is lame, fuck you all, I'm Batman!", and takes off to do her own thing, except for Organization XIII and Riku to both chase after her. Anyway, I was browsing the crossover sections of the site, hoping to find a GS/KH fic to sate my interests. There was one, but I'd rather pretend that doesn't exist.

In any case, I was sitting there thinking, and I was all like: "Dude! why don't I just merge those two idears of mine?"

The rest is history.

I recently edited and revised the story, cleaned up some of the spelling/punctuation errors, fixed some plot holes, and re-added a few scenes that were cut from the site version. I got a nice little PDF for ya, which you can find right here.

Link Ingests a Poe: Note to self: avoid listening to Aphex Twin when playing Ocarina of Time. Bad things happen.

I wish it had more reviews, though :(

The Prodigal Son Returns: The first in my "trilogy" of Golden Sun crack one-shots. This one is easily the most nonsensical and over-the-top.

Basically, the whole thing evolved from me browsing Kyarorain's site, and stumbling across a joke about Piers and Conservato having an ultimate showdown with lots of sweat and rippling muscles. It just grew from there...

Isaac's Legacy: The second of the crack trilogy. Bring the brain-bleach, you'll need it for this one. This one also evolved from a joke I stole off Caz, this one being about Jenna not being involved in Matthew's conception. So blame her for your trauma, I just fleshed out the idea.

The Day Tyrell's Butt Exploded: The third and final entry in my GS Crack Trilogy. Without a doubt, this is the most dumb and immature thing I have ever written. Therefore, I am quite proud of it. I brought myself to a new low, so I can only rise from that point.

The Awakening: My darkest fic yet. Basically, Jenna gets ahold of the Necronomicon, and a bunch of fucked up shit happens. Incorporates a lot of different themes, like Lovecraftian entities (obviously), brainwashing, dark fetishism, and surreal horror. Borrows its basic premise from the tragically unfinished Black Book by Jake Delfeir, though the similarities end there.

I've only written the first two-thirds of it so far, and the lack of reviews has kinda demotivated me to continue it. I will finish it, but for now, other stuff takes priority. Fuck that shit, it's done!!!

Cancelled Stories:

Mind Games: A one-shot, where Ivan and Sheba start using their psychic powers to mess with their friends' minds.

I attempted this a few times, but I could never get the idea going somewhere I was satisfied with.

La Résistance: A Zelda fic, where Hyrule is crushed by Ganondorf, and an amnesiac Link joins a resistance movement, unaware that he is the Hero of Time. A more human look at the Zelda characters. Needs a better name.

This story is probably never going to happen, but I have adopted some of the ideas into a screenplay for a Zelda fanfilm I may make one day.

The Persistence of Memory: A sequel to Persistence of Loss, where the gang travels to Hollow Bastion to hunt down a serial killer.

The story itself is almost definitely not going to happen, but I may recycle some of the ideas for a reunion chapter for the original story at some point.

Possible Future Stuff (AKA stories I probably won't ever write but would still like to):

Garet's Awesome Spinoff: An episodic series featuring Garet, where he leaves on his own adventures and fights ninjas and demons. A casual romp with no real goal except fun and fourth-wall shattering. I've had this idea for ages and never touched it. I do really want to write it, though!

Azoth Through the Heart: A Fate/Stay Night fic, where I ship Rin and Kotomine, because why the hell not. I would love to write a Fate story some day, but holy shit is it a nightmare trying to remember all the rules of the Nasuverse.

Days: A creatively named novelization of Kingdom Hearts: 358/2 Days, written entirely from Roxas' point of view. May or may not link up with Persistence. If I ever finish the Return of Alchemy, I may move on to this one, so that both stories might serve as prequels to the Persistence of Loss.

The Return of Alchemy: A noelisation of the first two Golden Sun games, covering both Isaac and Felix's groups through the entire journey. Out of all of these, this is probably the only one that might actually happen. (Holy shit, I actually started it) If anyone is interested. If not, that's fine. It's not like I want you to be interested or anything, b-baka!