Whoever said death is nothing to be afraid of have likely lived a full life. Though, I suppose the same could be said for the reverse. Those who fear death have never truly lived, but I'm getting a little ahead of myself. My name is Kasa, the idiot who doesn't know how to die properly. And let me tell you, dying hurts. OC Self-insert COMPLETE

Red light consumed her, sending her even farther into the past. Battle nearly bested him, but he clung to life by a thread. Was it destiny that brought them together, or was something more arcane afoot? A tragic tale of trust and fatherhood told in bits and pieces. (This is a platonic Kagome and Inu no Taisho story that will try to be updated every Tuesday)

Sabé is an ordinary woman whose friends have gone off the deep end. Padmé is determined to ignore her pregnancy. Anakin looks like he hasn't slept in a month and might be delusional. Even Obi-Wan is acting weird. With the galaxy growing darker by the day, it'll take everything Sabé has to prevent things from falling apart. Or try to, at least. It's not looking good at the moment.

For a brief, blessed time, life had order once again. You thought it was over. Jane did too. Sequel to Housekeeping. TDK.

What if Hermione told the truth about why she was atacked in first year?

Some people may find living in a fantasy world to be a dream come true, but consider this: fuck Skyrim and the war horse it rode in on. Or in which a girl from our world wakes up in hell and every person who calls her Dragonborn is Satan himself. SI-OC.

I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.

One discussion in the academy introduces Naruto to his first real friends and changes his life forever. Together, they will work hard, push each other, and unlock their true potential. NaruHina

Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.

Part 2 of 2. No one ever said an SI gets a place in canon events, or that they would be ideally placed at all. How much would you recall if you had decades to go before anything in a long forgotten story comes to be? AU, Thief!SI/OC, Pre!Fated Day Arcobaleno, very Pre!Canon

People from the 21st Century drop into Middle-Earth and despite total inexperience, fit right in and are thrilled to be there. Not this time.

Prior to Izumi Chie, the only person in Konohagakure to be as much of a hardass about paperwork was the Nidaime himself.

Surviving in the 78th district of South Rukongai was tough. When you were a ten-year-old girl with a baby to take care of, it was even harder. Getting reincarnated as Kuchiki Hisana after dying of cancer was never part of the plan. SI/OC, Pre-Canon

Sheogorath finds the Dragonborn boring. So he decides to find a more amusing alternative. Hardcore Skyrim self-insert.

DISCONTINUED. I was a mind that remembered more than one life. Physically born as a boy, mentally reawakened as a woman. I am Gokudera Hayato, please call me Aya. Trigger warning: Transphobia, Self-harming, SIOFC!Gokudera, Slash/Het... Kinda? Pairing a secret for now.

DISCONTINUED. Drunken escapades lead to Mukurou showing everyone their past lives, only some aren't as happy as others. Poland, 1944, Auschwitz, "Become my love again?", "Yes.", "You'll find me again?", "I will.", "I love you.", "I - I love you too." And then the gas came. Gokudera/Harry (Firecracker). Slow updates.

Reborn into the world of Harry Potter, Poppy Evans has only one goal; make sure she's not the only magical Evans alive by 1982. And maybe save that smug Potter while she's at it. Regulus Black didn't fit into the equation; he wasn't suppose to be so distracting.

Sabé Amidala was just your typical Jedi Knight, except that she was a bit...unorthodox. There were many things within the Code that she didn't approve of, and that gave her no allies in the Council, but they had to admit that she was a startlingly good Shadow, even if she was a bit bold and sometimes reckless. Too bad that was the way her family was. Sabé x Obi-Wan ON HIATUS

This is a Taylor Hebert centric story, starting just after the locker. Details after that are sketchy ...

The Hyuuga Clan is also known as the All-Seeing Clan. But they didn't need the help of the Byakugan to know that there was something special about their heiress. (Harry is Hyuuga Hinata/Second in my Reincarnation Series)

Long ago the Forests of Valbonë were closed to wizards and all were forbidden to set foot within them. So when, at the end of his second year, Harry becomes disenchanted with his life at Hogwarts, where else could he and his unlikely band of cohorts want to go? Join Harry on a trip into the unknown, where the only certainty is that he has absolutely no idea what he's doing.

As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.

It was their last, desperate gambit. Their last hope. They pinned everything on a prayer that he could save them...and now...he's not even sure if he can make it count anymore.

Inspired by Silver Queen's "Dreaming of Sunshine." Ripples turn into waves and crash upon the shores of what is and what could be, and I was just someone else who got pulled under. I didn't realize that even a drowning person makes waves of their own. A SI OC story.

The Judge leaves flowers for various citizens of Hope County. Secrets are brought to light.

As it turned out, the Twilight Saga was alot more interesting than the books made it out to be. It was too bad it took Esper experiencing reincarnation to figure that out. SI-OC!As-Alice's-Great-Niece. Psychic!SI-OC

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Especially if that woman was Kyoya Hibari. SI-OC as female!Hibari. Pairing is 1827.

Season four divergence. Dean is a fallen angel, masquerading as a human, attempting to ruin God's plan. Everyone he's known has been fooled into believing the lie. Even the angel that rescued him from Hell has no idea until he slips up.

Reincarnation. Lovely. At least I have a a powerful Kekkei Genkai and foreknowledge on my side. I want to live to age 30, but nooooo; it has to be a fighting anime with Doomsday plan in motion! Kakashi is a Troll, Shisui can't deal, I'm stalked by an eldritch-ish Aburame and Itachi crashes on my couch now. Say bye-bye to canon! SI Kimimaro. Angst mild/none. No slash pairings

Uzumaki Naruto wakes up one day to find out that his life has been turned into a RPG game, thanks to his 'Gamer' ability. What should he do about this? Smart(er) Naruto. Elements of Romance Games included in later chapters, so possible upgrade to M later. NarutoxHarem. Now has a TVTropes page!

When a girl from our world takes advantage of a quirk in the reincarnation system, guess whose body she ends up in? See what changes when the stupid cow isn't so stupid - nor a cow. What else will change when she retains knowledge from her previous life?

When Harry and Voldemort died at each others hands, Harry awoke in an alley as a ten year old girl. Perplexed at this turn of events but not overly surprised, she is taken to Wool's Orphanage. Now known as Iris Black, she is roomed with Tom Riddle, who she decides to befriend because honestly, why not see how things unfold from the other side? It might be fun.

I don't get it. You'd think that after I died, I'd have gone somewhere other than Suna...But ya know, there's something...Fun...about people backing away from you in fear. I'm not evil though...and I'm only scary when someone wants me to be. I don't see why that makes me a demon...but I'll take it. I've even got a rival. Gaara...he's full-time scary. SI OC

Amelia Babineaux died in a sea of wine, as a daughter of Dionysus she lived again. [SI, Self-Insert/OC-Insert]

Basic medicine and sanitation are simple. During the Warring Clans era, they become revolutionary. [OC-Insert]

Femininity is not weakness. Courage does not exist without fear. Hope is lost the moment you stop fighting. A grittier take on the 'girl falls into another world' trope.

The sun rises over Brockton Bay.

Everyone sees the world differently. Namikaze Minato just sees the world a little more differently than usual. "It's not your chaotic evil alignment that's the problem, Orochimaru. It's just that if you really wanted to be Hokage, you shouldn't have made charisma your dump stat." (the Gamer!Minato AU you never knew you wanted)

Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.

Harry Potter is a geek, a nerd, a total dork whose favorite hobby is "transfiguring stuff." He doesn't understand what rules are, has no social skills, is barely sentient, and is very smart.

Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!

The ability to replicate superheroes was kind of odd, she thought. Of course, that was nowhere as problematic as realizing she'd ended up somewhere superheroes actually existed. In the middle of nowhere, with a cellphone that couldn't find reception. [Story told in drabbles. Trust the wordcount, not the chapters. (; ]

A repository of story fragments for Naruto (which I do not own).

The reward for a job well done is a bigger job. In this case, Ayakawa Yukiko's new job is a lot more complicated than anyone expected. The Uchiha massacre and its aftermath, in the world of 'The Way of the Apartment Manager.' WIP

Misery loves company, and nowhere has only one misfit. It's a lot easier to be an outcast when there's someone with you. What would it have been like, if Hiccup had a friend before Toothless? A friend who was as much the odd one out as he was?

Thirty year old Kakashi was supposed to have been killed by Pein during the Invasion. Instead, he wakes up in the body of his twenty year old self. (It gets a lot more complicated.) Time travel.

Major AU. What if Sookie had been a little smarter and luckier when she first met Vampire Bill? An alternate True Blood from the beginning. Main focus on Sookie/Eric. Just as much blood and sex as the real show, with a bit of twisted humor thrown in.

At age twenty-six, Sawada Tsunayoshi dies without regret, leaving his place as Vongola's leader to another. In another world, Sawada Tsunayoshi wakes up once more: alive, de-aged to ten, with a younger twin brother, and ... female? …What? - AU; dimension-crossing; fem!Tsuna; No pairings as of now.

Xander's road trip takes him much farther then he ever dreamed possible.

Taylor gets a different set of powers, and canon begins to diverge almost immediately ...

This started as a short story about how nerd weaponizes light. Now it is 'how quickly can we cover the entire Harry Potter series while adding progressively more technology and research into the mix.' Still a stupid story for the sake of stupid stories, though. Enjoy

"Mafia Reformation" was never all that high on Tsunami's to-do list, but waking up from a dirt nap to a new twin brother and a world where spewing rainbow fire is the norm tends to shift a girl's priorities around. The megalomaniac with the red eye really isn't helping things. [SI/OC]

Twilight Sparkle has been here before. In fact, she's been here so often she's thoroughly bored. Time Loop stories for Equestria.

A place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.

Hiei is out at night in the Makai when he comes upon a small human child. For reasons unknown to everyone else, he takes the little girl under his wing and raises her. This is the story of a cold-hearted fire demon and of the little girl that melted the ice surrounding his heart.

It's amazing how little difference there is between a serial killer and an adventurer. There's a reason for the term 'murder hobos'. But when your on a quest to save the world you take inspiration where you can, even the Slaughterhouse Nine. A CYOA involving the Gamer power.

Crackfic, AU. The Third Hokage granted Uchiha Itachi's request to spare the Uchiha children, only to realize too late that they were all horrible devil children. Literally. Which may be why Naruto fits right in with the rest of the little monsters Sasuke's too busy raising to brood.

Tsuna was eleven when he was hit by a car and walked away from the incident unscathed. He was twelve, when he fell from his bedroom window and woke to his mother's frantic face with nothing to show for his fall. He was thirteen when he realised he couldn't quite die. Then he turned fourteen and a baby in a suit showed up and nothing else is quite the same.

It was a typical plot. Someone finds themselves in a fictional world and suddenly becomes the one to change everything for the better...Right. Not happening. Did they have any idea how terrifying it was to even consider that line of thought? There was no way I was going anywhere NEAR ShinRa, and not even a time traveling Cloud could make- wait, what? OC Self-insert.

When the Yondaime said he'd like to try an experiment Naruto Sasuke and Sakura think nothing other than yes please. Only . . . this wasn't the result they had in mind. Poor Kakashi doesn't understand why his new team of genin suddenly have a large disliking for his favourite Hokage, and Itachi isn't having fun figuring out what's wrong with his dear baby brother. TimeTravel Team7

With Wheatley in tow, Chell might as well write "DISPENSE PRODUCT HERE" on her shirt and throw herself in front of a turret - but she can't leave him behind, either. COMPLETE.

My name is Uzumaki Nori – no, I'm not the twin of Uzumaki Naruto. By what I have concluded, I'm his replacement. (semi-SI! as Fem!Naruto; AU!)

Xander adds a couple touch ups to his Soldier costume and makes a whole new problem.

When the Dovahkiin waltzes into Dushnikh Yal Ghorbash assumes she's there to steal something. He's not that far off when she reveals her reason for being there is to take him. On a whim Ghorbash agrees and the two unlikely companions set off to join the Legion, save the world, and make all the stops along the way.

"Why," she wondered, "was I given a second chance in this world, in this family, in this particular time, if not to change the status quo?" Thinking that was all well and good—however, enacting it was a completely different, and extremely difficult, matter. Semi-SI OC Rebirth fic. Complete. [Sequel posted on AO3]

Taylor initially wanted to be a confidential informant. What might have happened if Armsmaster were enough of an amoral jackass to take her up on it?

Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura were not in fact the only rookies in that year. This genin was going to be normal, emotionally well-balanced and happy if it killed her. Which, in Konoha, was almost a statistical certainty.

In which a plot is demolished because a dimple-cheeked baby gave Obito a gummy smile, and then proceeded to raise a minion army with hugs, cuddles and an assortment of saccharine treats. Uchiha SI/OC Elder Sister

Harry is the younger brother of the Boy Who Lived and is a little strange. He hears voices no one else can hear, he knows things no one else should know and he's just this side of crazy. Oh, and everyone thinks he's a squib. When it comes to Harry, however, all bets are off and nothing is entirely certain.

Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.

When Harry lands on Asgard, he doesn't expect to be besieged almost immediately by two gods and a giant wolf. But he's always been the adaptable sort. (No pairing.)

Sometimes it's easy to see the familiar in the faces around you. Sometimes it sucks to figure out why.

Part 1 of 2. No one ever said an SI gets a place in canon events, or that they would be ideally placed at all. How much would you recall if you had decades to go before anything in a long forgotten story comes to be? AU, Thief!SI/OC, Pre!Fated Day Arcobaleno, very Pre!Canon

Wherein Sawada Tsunayoshi is a mythological creature magnet, and it doesn't seem to matter much where those creatures come from. (It starts with the unicorn, and things just get worse from there. The Mafia won't know what hit it.)

The evolution of Shepard and Garrus' relationship through the events of ME2.

In which Shukaku doesn't take kindly to the Akatsuki trying to rip him from Gaara, panics, snags both of their souls and sends them across dimensions to a new body. Crack-ish. Gaara-reborn-as-Skull.

A more realistic story of a whovian getting stuck in the "Doctor Who" universe. This isn't the typical "Yay, I met the Doctor" story. If you suddenly found out the Doctor was real, wouldn't you be a little scared? That would mean all the monsters were real too! WARNING: Trying the first quick chapter, may result in who-fic addiction. (Not responsible for binge reading) :)

Abalone Funeral Dirge Act I. Sawada Tsunayoshi is clumsy, rude, inconsiderate, has no notable skills, is not very smart, and has the resting face of an axe murderer. He's not sure how that led into being involved with mass criminal politics. (Disciplinary Committee non-Decimo Tsuna with some severe emotional dampening, ensemble cast.)

Everybody dreams of second chances. But this was something so impossible, so insane, so unreal - she couldn't have dared to dream it up. Reborn into the (previously fictional) world of Harry Potter, Lyra Addison is determined to not change a thing- that is until she runs into a 6 year old Harry Potter. OC-SI.!beware:last chapter is just a summary of the unwritten plot!

My life is...ordinary. If the definition of ordinary includes: a brother called Squalo, hallucinations of some other world, a knack for misfortune and an assassination squad in which I now know as 'family'. *sighs*

The doctors called it heightened anxiety. His mother called it a gift. His peers called it weird. Tsuna himself didn't know what to call his freakishly accurate, absolutely ridiculous paranoia, since he was already too busy trying to handle the fact that it was there at all. As if that wasn't enough, Chaos ensues following a not-baby called Reborn and his greeting of "Ciaossu."

JS What's said is said, and Sarah said, "My Will is as Strong as Yours and my Kingdom as Great." And then, of course, she lied.

YAHF reversed, Xander goes from halloween to waking up in the cupboard under the stairs. Increasingly AU the longer he stays on that side.

This wasn't a good day for Penny to end up trapped in an elevator with a stranger. Especially since that stranger was the Joker. Set before The Dark Knight. Joker/OC.

This was not Emma McClain's first life. Nor was it her second. Honestly, given all that she'd been through, finding out she was in a story she had read long ago(a lifetime ago really) didn't even faze her... much. SI/OC (sort of).

Heather's not exactly sure how she got here, but at least the role of 'older sister' is a familiar one.

For Harry, the 'next great adventure' isn't really all that great. After two-thousand years of dealing with the whining souls of the dead, he decides to spice things up a bit…by returning to his first year at Hogwarts. Crackfic! MOD!Harry Darkish!Harry GaryStu!Harry with a twist. NO Bashing!

Tsuna is given another chance at life after his guardians die, in a parallel world where he is still Dame-Tsuna and someone else is the Tenth. He is a stranger to his friends and his life there is a lot more different than Tsuna had first thought.

And just like that, she watched the pieces fall. [OC Insert; Being Edited]

Being born into Hyuga clan is cool, being The Gamer is even cooler. Too bad some characters are just too OP. AU Self-Insert / SI

Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS

For saving the lives of his friends, Bilbo gets their eternal gratitude. For trying to save his own, he gets the immortal curiosity of a dragon. A Hobbit/Sherlock crossover.

AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.

Will break my bones, but words will change the world. A member of Team 7 has had to deal with a voice in their head for their entire life, how much can words change the ninja world? An SI you haven't read before

Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.

Being reborn into the Uchiha clan in the same generation as Itachi promises nothing but a short-lived second life. But, hey—if I'm going to die with certainty, I might as well go out with a bang, right? SI Rebirth. Complete; all extras posted.

There is a saying, back where I came from. "Tragedy is an exhibition of the shattered form of beautiful things." Reincarnation!SI-based-OC Set around the period of the Third Shinobi War. Eventual canon-divergence!AU.

"At least the other clan kids of the series had something to protect themselves with practically from birth. Sakura was blessed with the oh so helpful gift of a larger than average forehead." The remedy is often worse than the disease it cures. I refused to be that remedy. OC-insert as Sakura Semi-AU

When Zangetsu travels back in time after a terrible war against Aizen and the Quincy, he does everything in his power to make sure that Ichigo doesn't grow up alone. No matter what, Zangetsu will support his King.

He had only come here to fulfill a dying wish from a younger version of himself, to take his place in this world as Sawada Tsunayoshi. That had been fine, boredom plaguing him constantly in his long life as nothing seemed to matter anymore. So when Reborn arrives to train him as Vongola Decimo, he ends up with something a little more. Dark!Tsuna, Dark!Universe, slow R27 COMPLETE

When Naruto is three, he gets a brother. A brother that previously belonged to someone else.

Harry Potter as written by various authors...George Orwell, Anthony Burgess, Sir John Mortimer and others.

Being dropped into a world you thought was fictional is both exciting, and scary. Having powers from a totally different fictional world even more so. Well, no matter what happens, it's going to be interesting. Bleach semi-SI with The Gamer elements. Rating may change. Please R&R.

Orochimaru— an enigmatic genius, a man twisted beyond salvation, and one of the most powerful criminals to ever walk this land. Unfortunately, I was neither genius nor criminal, and I sure as hell wasn't a man. OC as fem!Orochimaru.

Percy is given the gift of the Gamer turning his life into a video game with levels, dungeons and skill points. Now Percy, armed with this amazing ability, sets out to prove himself to the world of the gods and humans by becoming the best at he can be and fulfilling his destiny. And eventually maybe even find love. Swearing, OP Percy, oh and REVIEWS!

A young boy in a dark cupboard is in great pain. An unusual power will allow him to heal himself, help others, and grow strong in a world of magic. Eventual God-like Harry, Unsure of eventual pairings. Alternate Universe, possible universe/dimension traveling in the future.

Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.

This is what you get when you smash Captain America's psyche with a teenage girl's. A study on awkward. OC-insert because there's a distinct lack of teenage girls in Avengers. Warning: Prepare to feel very awkward.

When Valtiel shows up on Heather's ceiling eight years later, her mental state actually improves. Which is hard to explain to the other survivors. But when the cult comes calling for her, Heather will need to find the strength to commandeer a much less friendly Executioner if she's to burn the town and save what remains of her family.

A psychiatrist is reborn—and promptly diagnoses the Naruto world as clinically insane. [OC-Insert]

"Life is a game, Yusei, and I'm going to teach you how to win." "But Shikaku-sensei, isn't that what you said about war this morning? And didn't you say 'every conversation is a battle to be won' just yesterday? I think I'm noticing a theme." SI OC

While Sawada Tsunayoshi was the most saintly person around, there was no telling when it came to paperwork. [Inspired by 'Dare Box' by Magpies and Pie] [COMPLETE]

"I've been informed that having large breasts is a good thing. I have been told many lies." In which a wimp is destined to be the sand sibling's babysitter, and everything goes wrong even before that. SasoriXOC Semi-SI Self-Insert Lighthearted!OC The sillies are strong in this one.

All the cool kids are putting up fragments of stories. I'm cool - my mommy told me so - so I'm doing it, too!

An engineer living in the less extravagant area of the Wards gets involved with Saren's plan, all because of being at the wrong place at the wrong time. OC/AU (Updates may be random at times)

When Naruto left the village for the first time on the mission to guard the bridge builder Tazuna, he ended up finding something unexpected across the battlefield...a living relative.

A normal, though rather vertically challenged, young woman appears in the Naruto world through what she thinks might have been a freak accident. Problem is, she knows absolutely nothing about said world. Somehow she manages to burn Google translate into her own brain, and also have everyone out for her blood...literally. OC Self-insert. Incomplete Story.

CU. More than Sesshoumaru's pride took a blow when he lost his arm. He's in a delicate position... and desperate enough to seek the advice of a self-proclaimed expert. A clumsy romantic adventure told in 100-word snippets.

The life of a demigod is short and brutal. Here's to hoping I don't die before I'm at least old enough to get laid. Self-Insert. Reincarnation-fic. Twin-fic. Slow burn.

I had died, and been reborn into the younger twin sister of a boy named Tsunayoshi. His life is pretty hectic, but I promise to be the best little sister ever, and help him through everything. Even the Mafia. Most Probably One-Shot. Because I got tired of Tsuna having Abusive Twins. Enjoy!

Reincarnation. In an anime. As a blind Uchiha. You've gotta be kidding me. [OC-Insert]

When they were packing for Lawndale, Daria found Jake's old guitar. This changes things, maybe not in big ways, but it changes them all the same. Eventual TxD, many other minor pairings along the way. I don't own Daria. Complete.

The greener grass is to die for. SI. One-shot collection.

WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.

Because there's a time to shout "screw the plot!" and a time to step back and ask "wait, where's the plot?" Or: How I'm the dumb schmuck who got apparently invalid foreknowledge. SI/OC AU

What happens when you fall face-first into an established world with its own rules, laws, history, expectations, and reality? Well...a slice of life fic focusing on people you will never meet or meet again happens. Enjoy the ride, it's pretty slow. Features two total side characters from Kalos you will never remember seeing (well, except one of them). [Complete, Kinda, Sorta]

Harry remembers his life as Sephiroth. It should make things easier for him, right? But the slightest change can make things so much worse. New and old allies surface, as do current and ancient enemies. But, are the enemies of my enemies my friends? Or are they still enemies? Rated for language, blood, violence, teen awkwardness and anything else that might be in here.

The last thing Cloud wants, when given the chance, is to do it all over again. Instead, he chooses the normal life. After all, a Janitor could never save the world. But... well, it all starts with the General's coffee machine. TimeTravel C/S domCloud

"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.

Harry goes to sleep after the final battle... but he wakes up at his first Welcoming Feast under the Sorting Hat. Harry has been thrown back in time into his eleven-year-old body. If he's going to have suffer through this again, he's going to do all he can to make sure he enjoys himself.

Do you know the worst thing about knowing the Future? Finding out your information is wrong. (Alternate Universe, Self Insert) ON HIATUS

I'm not sure how I came to be here, but I feel like this has to be the worst situation for me to be put in. Why not the Uchiha? Why not the Nara, Yamanaka, Akimichi, or any other big group? Hell, even living as Naruto's sister would be great, but this... When she shows me that smile, I feel like I have a reason to fight. SI (self-insert) fic.

Being reborn as Lily Evans' younger sister definitely has its merits, but that's completely overshadowed by the fact that the First Wizarding War is going to start in nine years. And she'll be damned if she lets her sister die. SI/OC fic.

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Naruto, all rights go to Kishimoto. Naruto has beaten Obito, Madara, and stalled Sasuke long enough to end the 4th Shinobi World War in his favor, dying in the process. His reward? He gets to live his life all over again, however he wants, as a video game character! Intelligent!Strong!Naruto, Fem!Naruto, slight AU, better summary inside.

Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay

Taylor is free. (x-post from SB)

When Unspeakable Harry Potter wakes up in 1976, he determines he's either A: In the past. Or B: In a mental hospital. At least the firewhiskey still tastes the same. Waiting tables at the Three Broomsticks, drunken death eater bar fights, annoying an attractive but pushy auror, and avoiding his mother's crush on him is just another day in the life of Harry Potter, 1976

Ever since the seal broke, Naruto's life has changed. He's been thrust into ANBU: he's starting to lose sight of which half is him and which half is his demon, he can't seem to find his way back to team seven, and he's been having these weird dreams - with a sky wrenched apart by a broken moon, a man with a staff, and a version of him with glowing, nine-tomoe eyes.

"Helgen is done for and I am calling a complete ceasefire as of this moment." Pacifism has the ironic tendency of throwing those who practice it directly into the line of fire. A SI story about walking the grey line between morality and destruction.

Tsuna decides to get a job because he didn't want to be indebted to his father. Somehow, this leads to even more jobs and friends popping up in unexpected places. Tsuna can only blame his inability to refuse requests, but he'll never understand why he attracts trouble like a magnet. Includes: Many characters appearing randomly. Mostly Pre-Reborn, Post-Reborn at ch.18. Complete!

An accident at Azkaban flings 20 year old Auror Harry Potter back to October 31st, 1981. No one is getting out of this unscathed. Slightly cracked super powered time traveling baby. T for naughty language.

After reading the tale of the hallows Harry should have known Death was petty. Now the "Master of Death" was to be reborn in an exiting world of ninja as a Nara deer. 'Death can't harm its master' his bloody arse

Or the one where Tsuna can cook really, really, really well. (A crackish drabble-like series with no real plot. Canon AU, mostly gen)

Harry is invited in the Gobstones Club, a club that has, apparently, not invited anyone else since Albus Dumbledore.

...Oh wait, it did. Semi-SI.

Complete, semi-AU. There's such a thing as being too much like the 1st generation. Tsuna didn't mean to start a vigilante group, but somehow it happened anyway. Well done, "Neo Primo," well done. (bonus chapter 6-2016)

They called her lazy, apathetic, and amoral. They also said she was, by turns, too smart and too dumb. She liked to think she was funny. None of them were wrong. OC/Self Insert

Voldemort knows the prophecy, when he is reborn following the 3rd task of the Triwizard Tournament he takes action to ensure that Harry is no longer a threat. AU. HPLL This story will be updated slowly so that I can finish my other stories.

When Dean goes to sell his soul at the crossroads to bring Sam back, someone else steps in to negotiate the deal. Cas did get a sign and it sent him off into the past to change things. AU from The Man Who Would be King and All Hell Breaks Loose.

The first time Tsuna was hit with a Dying Will Bullet, something strange happened. Text suddenly appeared in front of him: YOU HAVE DIED. RESPAWN Y/N? He should have chosen "no". Video Game AU. Currently Gen.

In which Tsuna's the Corpse Whisperer. (Or: In the months he spends at the Varia Compound at Timoteo's behest, Tsuna manages to stumble across enough forgotten dead bodies to fill entire cemeteries. And everyone is terribly amused. Except, y'know, for him.) (Dedicated to InsaneScriptist)

Home is where the heart is and Shepard left hers in the ruins of Mindoir. Ruthlessly intelligent, eminently practical, and highly adaptable, she's poised to save the galaxy, even if she feels she no longer has anyone to save it for. From the fields of Eden Prime to a guerrilla war that spans a galaxy, from an XO of the Alliance to an Admiral who answers only to the Reaper threat.

Tsunade adopts Naruto. What will life be like living with two medic nins and a mother who's playful fingerflicks could bash through trees? Now how about adding an infamous pervert and a philosophic demon to the mix?

Unwillingly forced to serve as a human trial for a crazy alchemist experimenting with time travel, Edward Elric finds himself standing across from Truth in the moment it takes his leg from him. Armed with the knowledge of what's to come, Ed sets out to fix every mistake he ever made and save every life they ever lost, no matter the cost.

A thoughtless comment during the final battle, and Voldemort realizes the danger he's in and how to avoid it. Harry appears in Limbo alone with his regrets, until he finds a strange game... about himself. What happens when Harry decides to play, changing things in the process? Second chance, gamer!Harry, girl!harry(?), fanfic cliches used and/or twisted.

When someone dies and is reborn, especially reborn into a fictional world, one would assume that their first reaction would be to change the world around them to their liking. I'm here to tell you that what I did was, in fact, the exact opposite. I'm the girl who went out of her way to change absolutely nothing. Why? Because fate chose wrong. I'm not a hero. SI

Desperate mothers will do anything to protect their children, even sign them up to become child soldiers. SI/ third war era AU.

Reincarnation was never easy, not for humans and especially not for a former Inu Youkai that now had to come to terms with his human and more importantly mortal body... and somebody really should have warned Sesshomaru about the headache certain humans could be. reincarnated!Sesshomaru, papa!Kakashi

Naruto uses a jutsu from the Scroll of Forbidden Seals, and gets a lot more than he bargained for! Catapulted to the Marvel Movie-Verse, can Naruto find his way back, or even survive this strange new world? Rated M for Gratuitous Violence, and eventual sensual content. Eventual Sarcastic!Naruto, Not-Dumb!Naruto.

There was a start to all romances. In fairy tales, it started with damsels in distress on a land far far away. His started in a park, with a troubled girl catching butterflies. FemNaru

Tsunayoshi never wanted to be a Mafia Boss. Eventually, maybe someone listens. AU, drabbles.

Load Game Avatar - Xander Harris... Begin story in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... Story starts.

The Joker finally decides to crash one of Bruces parties and no one knows as well as Batman how to catch the madmans attention. Bruce just never thought he'd use it without the mask to save lives. Unfortunately for him once you've got the Clown's attention you never lose it and the last thing Batman needs is a madman whispering in his ear while a new villain is trying to out him.

"Mint is extremely invasive. Mint grows and survives, even when starved and poisoned. Better not to plant it at all." Second SI/OC quick fic, inspired by "Catch Your Breath" and "Forethought."

It takes a Village to make a relationship-Or, at least, a bunch of over-reaching grumpy old farts, a military leader with a bit too much to drink, a nosy but well meaning kunoichi, eight ninken, and the power of youth. And a really cranky chakra monster with nine tails and a penchant for swearing. Kakashi/femNaru

9-year old Ichigo lived and died about 100 years ago. Sent to district 78 of South Rukongai, Inuzuri, you can guess who he'll meet. He was the one who changed her world. But now he's going to change it, right from the very beginning. Perhaps in death, they'll find happiness. It is but the next great journey...

I died young, and it wasn't a peaceful death. Maybe the trauma I went through on that night, the same night as the Uchiha massacre, is the reason I found myself in the Naruto world. I was far from happy about any of it, but I'd always been a determined person and I learned to make the best of the situation. Self-Insert OC into canon character. Eventual Shikamaru/Sasuke.

Sabé is an ordinary woman who just so happens to be a handmaiden to Padmé Amidala. And she likes her job. She does. But, well, she'd probably like her job more if people would stop trying to kill her and the senator. Because almost dying? That's just getting annoying.

Hermione gets some of the answers early. She has trouble understanding what all the questions are.

Her skin doesn't fit. Shepard flexes her fingers again. She curls it into a fist, clenches hard, watches as knuckles and bones and veins press against spotless skin. For an instant, scars crisscross against her hand. Then she blinks, and, no, her knuckles are completely clean, untouched, perfect.

Edward Elric can't get back to his own world, so he tries to make a life for himself in the closest one he can find. Yep a nice quiet life, no military breathing down his neck or monsters trying to live forever, but then a kid in an orange jumpsuit...

Naruto calls bullshit on this whole reincarnation thing, because Sasuke couldn't possibly be Madara's reincarnation, if he was standing in front of them, and trying to single-handedly take over the world, right? And since the Nidaime's morally ambiguous forbidden jutsu clearly worked… (Warnings: highly suggestive themes)

[Definition: something that deviates from what is standard, normal, or expected.] A collection of SI/OC short stories. (First: Hotaru, mother of Fu, the jinchuuriki of Chomei.)

The seal was supposed to seal away the demon at the cost of his own soul. And that's what happened. Really. Do the details honestly matter that much?

Taylor Hebert intends to become a hero on her own terms. If everybody else thinks her terms are a little odd, well, that's why she never asked their opinion anyway.

Cloud's first thought on waking in the Shinra training grounds..."Where's the hidden camera?". What is one supposed to do when they find themselves inexplicably in the past? Become a terrorist four years early, of course. And look up a few old friends.

Naruto Uzumaki is the saviour, the prophecy child. If there is one body you don't want to get shoved into, it's that one. Suddenly female or not. And as the gods would have it, that's exactly where I ended up. In the body of a blonde, whiskered female child with a mountain of expectations pressing down on me. Brilliant. Self Insert. FemNaruto

Whether heroic or villainous, the Dragonborn we all play is a guy who steals when he can get away with it, helps out daedric lords of domination just cause, robs the tombs of the honored dead, and then proceeds to play tag with children and help out his local temple of the goddess of love. This is the story of one such insane individual summoned by Louise Valliere. Crack fic.

"Who is she? That, my dear hobbit, is a question with many answers," Gandalf chortled, pipe in hand and eyes twinkling merrily, "Perhaps some, I will never know." OP OC-insert. Drabbles.

What if Lady Catherine was just a little more rude, prompting Mr. Darcy to make a more Persuasion-esque proposal?

I'm Yuni. But I'm not. It's all rather confusing. [COMPLETED]

Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.

I died and now I've been shoved into a different body in a different time in a different reality. Awesome. It was just what I needed to spice up my day. I can't wait to save the galaxy and be a hero and 'get the girl'. Pfft. Right. That's going to happen. Thanks to my new body I'll be lucky to get out of wherever they take me let alone join a top secret mission. But you never know.

The words be careful what you wish for had never rung truer. "Wait... what did she just call my father? Oh, oh god no, anyone but them! Please god no! I'd rather scourgify my own blood then have them for a family! I would take the Malfoys- no, even Voldemort over them! Anyone but...!" SI-OC. Pairings undecided. Not an SI you've read before, according to reviewers.

At age six, Harry Potter learned that he can't truly depend on anyone but himself. At age eleven, he was invited to join a world that wasn't quite expecting what it got.

PART 2: She slayed the dragon, reclaimed the Mountain, birthed a forest, and won a war. But that was just the beginning. The past has a funny way of coming back to haunt you. Horcruxes and Dark Lords and quests to destroy them both, this time though, she's not alone. She has a Fellowship at her side.

"What about you, Naruto? Do you know any stories?" Light flickered across her face in wavering patterns as Sasuke added wood to the fire. There was no telling when Kakashi-sensei would be back, so he might as well tell them a story. "Sure, Sakura-chan. How about this one?"

The Gamer, a lot of people look down on such a title. A waste of time, pointless even. That is until you start reshaping the universe to your desires. Then what would happen if such an ability made its way into a world of spirits, monsters and war? Madness most likely. SI

I'm seventeen. I'm a little old to be waltzing around the Pokemon world, but I guess I wasn't given much of a choice in that matter. If this is some sort of messed up dream, I hope I wake up soon...

What if Ichigo had handled his Inner Hollow problem like he had everything else thrown his way? Instead of running from it, he faced it head-on? Rated M for future graphic scenes.

The old man survived the invasion and acknowledged Naruto's services to Konoha. How would the shinobi world cope with a Naruto who realises his full potential and becomes the splendid shinobi only few believed he could be?

Minato screws up when he signs a contract dictating that Naruto would be the protagonist of a videogame being developed by TOBI inc. This has unknown consequences at the time, but 13 years later it manifests in a way that leaves Naruto trapped in a world full of videogame UI, Syntax, and shit ton of confusion. Will Naruto be able to survive, or will it be GAME OVER?

Being a ninja is hard enough when you work for the good guys, let alone when you get reincarnated into a family of psychopaths. SI

Updated under a different name, this was originally a one shot. Now a set of silly little stories about our favourite trio :-). "Friendship is not a big thing, its a million little things" - Author unknown. Gen. I'll give you one guess who's use of colourful language gave this fic a T rating?

Gabriel might have made a mistake when he borrowed pagan weapons to make a fake angel blade, but he'd thought it would be enough to trick Lucifer. Well, it was, but now the archangel find himself set adrift on another Earth. With his Grace almost gone and unwillingly possessing Harry Potter, what can Gabriel do? Maybe Hogwarts will be enough to distract him...

It started with the cement truck. She was sure of that. Of course then she ended up in a 'loading screen' or something, before being tossed into a world Rue had thought to be fictional. With all that, finding out she was the Avatar as well was a bit much. Book One follows Rue as she deals with her new identity as Avatar in a world that has forgotten her and makes new friends.

So I died, which sucked. And ended up in the worst possible manga to be in, related to possibly the worst person to be related to. Self-Insert OC, I do not own the bloody world that is Bleach. Rated T at the moment.

(Adopted from Monsters-Need-Love-Too) A faulty Portkey, a mangled leg, a dead classmate, a pair of wands, and a one way ticket to Isla Sorna. Today just isn't Harry Potter's day. Neither is tomorrow. Next week isn't looking too good either. Next month? How about next year? No? DAMN! (BAMF!Survivor!Harry, Slash, Timeline compliant.)

There were just some things only little Tsuna knew which should have been obvious to others. First, he was obviously a Jedi with a fire affinity. Second, his twin didn't have a sense of humor. Third, his mother was extremely vague and married to a male stripper in the mafia. Fourth, Kyo-chan was the anti-christ and finally, he was the only sane one left in Namimori. Obviously.

Naruto has always had video games to fall back on growing up while the rest of the village pretty much treated him like garbage. What happens when Naruto wakes up to find his life has become one of the video games he loves so much. Naruto/The Gamer crossover. All Chapters Revised.

What if Lilly was a little more prepared to escape if Voldemort came calling. She knew that the Floo and Portkeys could be disabled, what if she had found a back door? Just a silly little story of a somewhat different Harry

(Poll Fic) SI OC girl reborn into Dark Pureblood Family, in the Twins Year. Sorted into Hufflepuff & decides to make Harry a Dark Lord through the Power of Friendship! (Actually a Marietta Continuation, definitely going to continue) T for CURSING (My SI OC is such a potty mouth jfc)

Reborn had never disagreed with any of the ninth's decisions, but when the Vongola boss sent him to Japan to train Sawada Tamaki, the hitman started to think that the ninth had chosen the wrong twin…

Fem!Harry. Heather wants to hide in the bottom of the ocean. Hermione wants to change the world. Draco wants to be seen as himself and not his father. And Luna? Well...she's Luna. An idea starts a chain of events and none of them regret it.

I'm the girl that died and didn't stay dead. SI/OC-as-Fem!Mammon/Viper

Funny thing about being reborn in the Naruto world... SI/OC insert. Crack treated seriously and realistically.

Fourteen days after his twenty fourth birthday, Tsuna came to realise that over the past ten years he'd steadily been amassing a harem of (dangerous) men. Of course, by then, it was too late. Crack. TYL Verse. All27. Maybe OOC.

Shepard never really recovered after the attack on Akuze. She leaves the Alliance for good, hoping to put her past behind her, but Shepard has never been good at coping. After five years she books the first flight off of Earth and finds herself in a battle of the wills with an ex-C-Sec officer mourning the loss of his best friend. Shakarian AU.

There were just some things a witch shouldn't do, especially if you're the savior of the Wizarding world. Like getting drunk, semi-kidnapping your godchild, become queen of the goblins after winning a drunken brawl with the previous king in a foreign world and not remembering any of it the next day. Harry swears she'll never drink again. Sort of.

Harry Potter saw things. Many things didn't gaze back. Harry Potter heard things. Many things didn't listen back. Five pitiful senses were not enough to gaze into the deep abyss, but with magic being magic a sixth sense is more than enough to see what humans were never meant to see. Harry Potter and the Cthulhu Mythos clash.

"This family is screwed up, I believe you figured that out by yourself, daddy dearest." The multitude of therapists Rox had the pleasure of meeting, had all agreed that she was a pyro, but honestly, what did they expect her to do? REWRITTEN VERSION IS UP AS SEPARATE STORY!

The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.

He was just looking for a place to hide from everything; however Harry Potter finds himself in another galaxy and his adventure is just starting.

Tsuna has never wanted to be a mafia boss. Nobody ever seems to understand that. Perhaps its time to make them.

They would have been known as the primera espada, if it wasn't for the boy with the orange hair crash landing into the desert. time travel, pre-winter war.

A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.

It's all about your perspective, really. She may have been kidnapped by a lunatic, or this might be an interesting new employment opportunity. She'll hang around for now- she doesn't have anything better to do. This is the sequel to 'Vapors', an OC story that loosely follows the conventions of a SI. I don't recommend starting here, I really don't.

At five years old, Naruto unleashes the Kyuubi's chakra and slaughters the mob that attempted to kill him. Having little choice, Hiruzen Sarutobi, the Sandaime Hokage, takes in Naruto and trains him. Will the Yondaime legacy become the next 'God?

I never expected to die, who did? But I also never expected to be reborn. But I will make do and become the best (and scariest) non-canon character there ever is. Self-Insert OC.

AU: They say a flap of a butterfly's wings can cause a hurricane on the other side of the world. In other words, one small difference can change some major event. Did I believe it? No. I didn't. Not until the day I died. Self-Insert in pre-Riddle era.

Right. So I died, sassed back at a grim reaper, neglected to read the fine print and am now a MALE illicet incomplete genetic replica of Sephiroth grown by a group of rebels who died the day I was born...I am so screwed, aren't I?

"Let me get this straight." Lestrade groaned as he surveyed the damage. "You took out half the cameras in London, 'borrowed' three cars, and knocked out half my team just because you were playing some convoluted cops and robbers game with Mycroft?"

They say that the beat of a butterflies wings can start a hurricane. She was no butterfly, she was trapped on the ground, never able to take off. Until fate threw a wrench in her well planned future. Now a leaf, tossed in the wind, might draw the eyes of those in this new life. The question is, is that a good thing? SI, reincarnation, you know the drill. HIATUS.

After his self-sacrifice Harry is faced with a choice, stay in limbo or play a RPG game about himself. Enough to say that stories about a character that actually chose to stay in limbo would not be a popular one... Video-game fic.

Iruka takes Mizuki's shuriken to the back in place of Naruto. Thinking Iruka to be dead, Naruto loses control and prepares to unleash the Kyuubi, however before he can tear off the seal, he is stopped by the hand of his hero. The Yondaime Hokage... On Hiatus temporarily during editing process. Will be continued shortly.

After graduating Lawndale High School, Daria discovers the universe is a video game, one she has just beaten. Seeing no other path, she reluctantly starts 'New Game Plus' mode, allowing her to relive life at Lawndale with full knowledge of the future, as well as the true nature of the world. Hijinks abound.

ONE-SHOT. After being entered into the Tri-Wizard Tournament against his will, Harry does some independent research on what precisely "magically binding" means...and comes up with a very different approach to the competition. As they say, the pen is mightier than the sword...but is the quill mightier than the wand?

We all have imaginary friends when we're young right? Well, as it turns out, Harry's might not be all that imaginary at all... Chapters 9-11Rewritten. Story Complete.

Between one moment and the next, I'd journeyed enough for a lifetime. Self-Insert

Kirk has been awake for ninety-six hours. He's pushed past his limits and is about to collapse from exhaustion. They saved Earth, they destroyed the Narada. Now they just have to make it home. A friendship fic.

She was on her deathbed and wondered if reincarnation worked. Apparently it did, and in the strangest of ways. In her former life, she had learned to accept things as they came... This wasn't the exception. [Semi-AU/Canon AU. Insert/Anti-Hero/Grey OC. DISCONTINUED. Rewritten as 'Seal of the Maelstrom.' Warning: It's horrible.]

As if dying wasn't trouble enough, I'm stuck with a stubborn anime character who has a tendency to fight everything that walks. But I haven't seen this show, so what harm could I possibly do? I mean, Ichigo was titled 'Heaven's Reaper' before I came into the picture, right? He wasn't? Oh . . . [Hiatus until chapters are completely updated]

time-travel/loop, plotty crack. The Planet has discovered a brilliant way to live forever despite the numerous attempts to destroy it. Cloud isn't impressed. Sometimes you just have to dress in drag and speak in quotations to be the Hero.

As Master of Death, Harry can't really die. What he can do is get reborn, in an alternate dimension that is so much like his old world but so different at the same time. Taking down Voldemort again? Bring it on. MoD Harry

"Well, f*ck," was my very first thought. And maybe a few other curse words. Rated M for language. Self-insert OC. HIATUS

Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."

Jack and the five former Little Sisters, now his adopted daughters, do what they can to fit into the everyday life of 1960s America, despite one little problem…none of them knows how to live "normally."

Growing up Naruto had two father figures: Teuchi of Ichiraku's Ramen and the Hokage. What if he had decided to emulate Teuchi rather than the Hokage?

The second she realized she was in the world of Naruto, Rae swore she wouldn't interfere. Even so, looking at the shivering 8-year-old before her, she couldn't help but hold him close. It's not like one friend will change anything, right? T for violence and some language.

Oddly enough, Iemitsu's a bigger idiot than most have guessed, and his latest idiocy has led to one very adorable and small problem. Too bad for Iemitsu, the problem is Reborn's not his. Beware the cuteness.

AU. Xander Harris went as something else for Halloween. A figure shrouded in legend and myth, but remembered incorrectly only through media. Now, because of the changes to his choices the costume influenced, the PTB want him dead. Their lackey was barely able to do that, banishing from the world, but was interfered with by two gods. Now in PJ world, how will this new Xander act?

(Epilogue and sidestory up!) Complete. Phantom Thief Tsuna is hired to steal the Vongola Rings. No one expects the Sky Ring to mark him as a candidate for Decimo. No one is happy about it either. semi-AU Varia arc, gen.

Harry Potter is thrown into an alternate universe due to archaic rules of magic. Hiding under the alias of Chris Collins, he tries to find a place among the suspicion of those he knew and some he never did, as Voldemort's power grows.

Sometimes you get lucky. Sometimes you don't.

Life was always dangerous when you had inherited a doujutsu. Especially if you happened to be born to an unwed mother far away from the lands of your father. OC Self-insert

The story of a young boy learning to love himself. "I lived a content life, and then I died. But that's not the end. Apparently, I was reincarnated into one Sawada Tsunayoshi. Whom I don't know anything about, since I don't watch anime. Hahaha... help me." Not a self-insert but you can take it as such. Tsuna's still going to be Tsuna, after all. Just with different motivations.

Life as a ninja should be full of awesome kill-you-with-a-touch jutsu, powerful friends, and awe inspiring battles where the good guys always win, right? Wrong! It has a deceased mother, suicidal father, a rule obsessed bastard of a brother and the war looming over our heads is not helping matters. Survival is the key. Self-Insert.

COMPLETE! Summary: AU Kakashi prepared himself for the worst when he was saddled with the Kyuubi-no-gaki, a.k.a. Naruto. He did not, however, expect this. Rated M for Language. Some Ghost In The Shell & Eyeshield 21

How will the world change when a battle hardened Naruto from the future comes to the past? With a change of name and appearance this old Naruto will help the Naruto of this new Konoha become the shinobi he was destined to be all the while trying to fit into this new world where those he knew as dead are alive and well. Time travel fic.

An angel, a demon, and a wizard walk into a burlesque house... Oh, Death's killed the cook. Looks like the apocalypse isn't Harry's fault this time - is it? No, it isn't - and sometimes being a hero means your retirement just doesn't get to be normal.

There he was ready to accept his departure to the dying lands when he wakes fifty years old again and a naked as the day he was born baby Frodo by his side with all ten little fingers. Bilbo is going to make everything right for his new son, that means he doesnt have time for meddlesome wizards and dragons or even dwarrow Kings that his foolish old heart still yearns for even now

Two children were born that night. One would make flames dance along his hands and the other would die at the hands of some nut job, wake up seconds later and realize his entire life was a game. Literally, like a video game, Hit Points and all. So orange flames were cool and all but Tsuna was fixed on one thing- milking the game for all it was worth. Flameless!Tsuna Game!Tsuna

After Dean accidentally stumbles into a nanny interview, he and Ben move in with Castiel and his nieces. Shortly after, he and Cas half expect the kids to pull some kind of parent trap matchmaking crap on them. Neither of them expect, Crowley, Cas' lazy butler, to do it. [Dean/Cas].

During the final battle Harry is hit with a luck spell... but who exactly got lucky? Harry finds himself in the future fighting a new war when all he wants to do is have a nice and easy life. So he decides to have fun instead.

When Naruto finds himself in the land of Drangleic every time he sleeps, it doesn't take long to realise it is horribly real. Unsure of why he goes there and struggling to progress in a world where death is an inconvenience, it will be a test for his will to succeed the likes of which the Academy Student has never faced before. He cannot come through the crucible unchanged.

He was done playing the hero, now he was just a regular selfish bloke who helped out with the little things where he could, but who left the big problems of this world to someone else. Because this wasn't his world and it was someone else's problem. Harry's problem, at the moment, consisted of the suddenly very alive and awake man and his squished strawberry plot.

When Tsuna dies at a ripe old age, he finds himself waking again, back in middle school, a month before Reborn even arrives. Tsuna, in all the wry humour he has accumulated in his old life, decides that, what the hell, it's his turn to fool around with Vongola this time. One-shot. No pairings.

"Whatever," Tsuna sighed, "When I wake up this is all going to be a dream. I will go to school and act like nothing has happened - my tutor isn't a baby, Yamamoto can't defy the logics of time and space, and Gokudera hadn't just gotten into my pants."

Whoever said dying was blissful deserved a kick in the wazoo. Unfortunately, I'd never heard a saying appropriate for being reborn into an impossible place. DISCLAIMER: I don't own NARUTO. Semi-self-insert/OC

Dean liked the guardian angel gig. Gabriel made him a kick-ass vessel, and his charges never needed more than an occasional glance. But those jobs were just a warm-up: for some reason Sammy Winchester's got Heaven and Hell after him, he's too often left all alone, and he refuses to believe that Dean's NOT as cuddly as a teddy bear. Castiel's welcome to stop laughing any time now.

Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)

Ichigo is a painter who prefers the company of prostitutes over old friends— which is funny, considering he's not into the whole... sex... thing.

Taylor takes a different tack in dealing with the bullies very early on in story canon. This ends her up in an unusual situation. What she gets out of it is up to her ... and Madison.

The Pine twins are caught in an incautious moment by their parents. With their secret revealed they're sent to stay with Great Aunt, as apparently this isn't the first time something like this has happened in their family.

Take one dead, thirty year old career soldier, stick in the body of a child during the Second Great Shinobi War. Add a mini-Namikaze Minato, ninjas, chakra, tailed beasts, and shake well. Is it any wonder she thought she was insane? Second/Third Great Ninja War era SI AU.

Living your life once is tough. Living it twice is a nightmare - but hey, at least this time someone turned on the help menu.

"Maybe I'm making a mistake J. I don't think I can bring these people together. Bruce is a self-loathing shut-in, who does not see how awesome he is. Barton is totally unstable. Widow scares the life out of me. Captain America is a self-righteous dick, who thinks Howard's a god. Thor, an actual god, lives on another fucking planet. And me? I'm the most fucked up of them all."

AKA: How to become a ninja without the use of a bijuu, clan jutsu, Kekkei Genkai, or perfect chakra control. AKA: A thousand and one ways to torment Ebisu: The story of Team Nine.

When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.

Through the trials and tribulations of his first life, Harry Potter became the Master of Death. Unfortunately the title isn't all it's cracked up to be. Stuck in an endless cycle, reliving the same life over and over again, Harry's purpose now isn't to destroy Voldemort or protect Wizarding Britain, but rather to stave off the boredom as best he can.

Complete. AU. Naruto is a new genin of the Hidden Sand Village. Unfortunately, no one except Naruto believes he'll last long – especially not when he volunteers to become Gaara's teammate.

This ninja business? It isn't for the faint of heart. Luckily Aiko is far from faint, even if she did get stuck with a ridiculously girly name. SI, OC, whatever you want to call it. Rating is for language.

When a man with startling green eyes who looks strikingly like James comes to tutor the young Black generation, Sirius is sure he'll hate the git. Who is this man who charms the notorious Blacks? And how does he see through Sirius' pranks? [Earlier chapters edited and beta'ed] Mentions of het, slash, femslash. But a gen fic.

Shikamaru didn't know if it was time travel or reincarnation. But between memories of the future and having Itachi and Sasuke as brothers, he knew his dreams of a simple life would be impossible. (Or: The best idea I had for motivating Shikamaru to interact with Itachi).

The shinobi profession is, at best, morally ambiguous. Young Naruto isn't interested in becoming an assassin, or a torturer, or a kidnapper. He wants to be a hero, and a tiny thing like abandoning Konoha isn't going to stop him from achieving his dream.

I never pretended to know what I was doing in my last life. Why should I pretend to know anything about this one? Well, the other option is a horrific and bloody death, so...I better start learning how to be a witch. OC Self-Insert/Draco's Younger Sister. [DEAD]

When I died, I forgot everything. Temporarily. Then it hit me like a ton of bricks. Being sealed away for 15 years by your new family sucks. Being sent to an orphanage is even worse. On the plus side, at least I have Naruto for company. OC, self-insert.

What's a poor girl to do? Accused of witchcraft and left as dragon's bait at the stake... nowhere to turn to and no one to turn to. Well. In that case, hurling rocks at Smaug the Stupendous to get him to eat you and end your misery seems like a BRILLIANT idea, right? Right! Smaug x OC

When Harry and Sirius fall through the Veil, they find themselves in a place with poisonous air, wonderous neon plants and creatures, blue people and an oddly maternal panther-creature who won't leave Harry alone. Oh, and they have tails now, too.HxT.SxG

Clara's idea of normalcy changes unexpectedly when an experiment gone wrong projects her into a fictional world – one she knows all too well. But how will she survive five years until Shepard arrives? And what is Cerberus planning in the interim? "Self-Insert" AU, leads up to Shakarian romance in ME2. T for violence, language, and sexuality. Rating may go up.

Ichigo and Rukia have a run in with what is quite possibly the weirdest Hollow ever. The problem? It won't leave them alone! Rated T just to be safe.

Running into the veil didn't kill him, but it did send him back in time and give him the power over death. Still, he wasn't one of these 'Death Gods' that people seemed to insist on calling him. Harry Potter x Kuroshitsuji drabbles

Points of divergence in the Harry Potter universe. Those moments where someone really ought to have taken a step back and asked, "Wait, what?" An ongoing collection of one-shots. Episode 16: Why I Like You.

Remember Goblet of Fire? What would happen if Harry took the filter off his mouth and actually said what he's thinking? Bad things, probably. But it'll be fun as hell. My go at the Intelligent!Harry, Smart alec!Harry situation.

ABANDONED Harry Potter dies in the forest at the wand of Lord Voldemort, only to discover that it's all been a game. A video game. You've seen it before, now you'll see it from me. My first attempt at fanfiction, Rated M just in case.

Separated from their family after a caravan attack, Fíli and Kíli are found by a nomadic elf in the dangerous wilds of Middle Earth. Gaeldúath is not a conventional elf by any means, as most elves would never take in lost dwarrowlings as their own, but his strangeness goes a bit beyond what one can see at first glance. Master of Death, Elf!Harry.

The Death Eaters have come for Harry Potter but this slightly crazy Gryffindor has plenty of tricks up his sleeve.

Feeling like he and his friends have drifted apart, Harry makes the choice to start over somewhere new. He should have known that even in another world, trouble would still find him; this time in the form of a strange detective. Deaged!Genius!ESP!Harry

Yr 2: Harry has returned in time after one too many things went wrong, his careful plans have been messed up, so he's trying a few new things. He's searching for the diary, but while things are similar, his presence has altered enough to keep him on his toes! No pairings. Dumbledore/Goodguys bashing. 2nd in series. Rated M because I'm paranoid. Everything belongs to Jo!

Working as a maid in one of Gotham's grimiest hotels, Jane figured she'd seen humanity at its very worst. Nothing prepared her for the strange, reclusive guest who liked to buy cans of red, white, and black greasepaint. Pre TDK.

Tsuna pouted as his family made fun of his imaginary friend, it wasn't his fault they couldn't see him. It wasn't his fault that they couldn't see the tall man with a fedora that was behind them watching everything with those sharp dangerous looking eyes of his. Fluff mainly. No pairing! Parental!Reborn, child!Tsuna

After offending the Fellowship of the Sun, Sophie is tossed into a cage underneath their church, only to realise that she's not alone. AU, Godric/OC. Small bit of Eric/OC/Godric later on. Rated M for language and True Bloody goodness.

ON HIATUS. Time travel, the last resort of the desperate witch or wizard. Take caution not to make mistakes, for they can have lasting consequences. Someone from our world replaces Harry after getting his wand. OOC!Harry, OOC!Ron, OOC!Ginny, and Manipulative!Dumbledore.

An AU in which hard loss makes for a very different Petunia opening the door to find Lily's little boy on her welcome mat.

This is my collection of old and new stories, half I can't stand they're so bad and half I like. They're all abandoned and I won't be working any longer on them. Free to Good Home. Naruto, Inuyasha, Harry Potter, Crossovers.

Naruto's an old soul, but the seal on his former life begins to wear away under the pressure revealing someone... much like himself!

The Saigo no Getsuga Tensho was too strong, and instead of simply losing his powers, something else happens to Ichigo - something no one could have expected. He won't be the only one affected either. The Elemental Countries will never be the same again. AU.

When Ishida goes missing, Ichigo, Orihime and Chad begin a search that leads them to Mayuri, where they uncover far more than their missing friend. Ironic that a Quincy would lead to the breaking of the Seireitei.

One mistake. One wayward soul. Now, running around Konoha is a small, blind girl, who by all rights should not exist. What are the consequences that arise from a reincarnation that was never supposed to happen? And who knows what changes would be wrought should the memories of a past life ever be regained... — OC self-insert. Gen.

A trickster god does not go about acquiring power by brute force. AKA, the one where, instead of becoming a supervillain when he fell to Earth, Loki somehow ended up as Tony Stark's personal assistant.

Old Vongola Decimo Sawada Tsunayoshi died peacefully in his sleep with few regrets, knowing that his grandson had the Vongola Famligia well in hand. In a parallel world, at that same moment, salaryman Sawada Tsunayoshi woke up and fell out of his bed. AU/Dimension Travel/Gen/Possible OOCness.

Naruko Uzumaki found a boy in the Park who didn't immediately spurn her. From there nothing changes, yet everything does. Proof that an OC doesn't need to be powerful or even a Shinobi to make a difference...and proof that I can write something different from Angst. Fem-Naruto. Oc.

Candice Smith is alone in a strange world, armed with nothing but a diary and pen, forced to take on the lack of proper restrooms and tampons. How will she survive? Something of a parody/deconstruction of the typical 'girl falls into ME'. Please RxR. Rated T for a reason.

Go back to the beginning, that was the plan. Stop Voldemort on the cusp of becoming a dark lord, stop him before he created his first horcrux and change history before it could be written. That was the plan, only Harry made a mistake. HIATUS

What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.

It is a miracle that Tsuna is able to cope with a broken family, a lousy social life and bullying without giving into his depression. But when he meets a strange baby, he is offered a chance to make something of himself. However, he's getting a lot more than he had bargained for.

Picking up exactly where we left off at the end of Season 7, Cas and Dean are stranded together in Purgatory struggling both to save their lives and their friendship amidst constant peril. That is actually one of my better summaries. Good for me. M for violence, sex and generally dark themes.

Most know of the so-called messiah of the Capital Wasteland, the man known only as the Lone Wanderer. To the righteous, he is a saviour. To the evil, he is a nightmare made manifest. And to those who actually know what he's like as a person, he's a dangerous nutjob with some serious psychological issues.

AU. Tsunayoshi Sawada is a drifter. He travels across a desolate, diseased-ridden world in search of other survivors... but after meeting "The World's Greatest Hitman" maybe, just maybe, being alone was not so bad after all. Drabble series.

A young Naruto meets two strange men in the woods, with an even stranger story. After agreeing to special training, he finds the path of the true shinobi a bit different than he, or anyone else in the village expected.

As it was, even if wizards were generally more accepting of the unexplainable, no wizard would accept a 600ish year old Harry Potter without the inclusion of the Philosopher's stone, so he faded into the background, concealing his appearance. Until the day a robot crashed through the ceiling of Potter manor. The magically enforced stone ceiling. Ouch. AU fic, Beware of wormholes.

Poor kidnappers. Kidnapping John Watson is like pulling on a thread tied to all sorts of crazy. It's enough to make a bloke get a job and go straight.

Keeping time is hard, especially when you know how to cheat. Stark's newest employee is turning out to be all kinds of fun. OC centric,starts pre-film, continues through. Features HvZ, Coulson eating coffeecake, and, eventually, a plot. Rated for crazy.

Sequel to 'Lies and Limitations'. Halliwell Potter has well remembered every lesson her Aunt ever gave her about the magical world and now she's starting Hogwarts. She just can't understand the way these people think magic works but she won't let their nonsense rules hold her back. Fem!Harry.

It was a freak accident. A series of events joined together to achieve the impossible. Now Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke are living their lives over and over again, with no end in sight. So they decided, be it a blessing or a curse, to make the most of the situation they find themselves in. They will live by their own rules and do whatever they want to do. This is their story.

Naruto has freed the Kyuubi from its shackles, and freed himself in the process. But humanity still hurtles towards destruction, and he finds himself lured back into the fray. It's not his destiny to save the world - it's his choice. A series of oneshots, set in the 'Lay Down Your Burdens' universe.

So, Konoha doesn't have child protective services. They do have a chronically tardy jounin whose aggravating pug-dog conscience bullies him into tolerating a new room-mate. Or two. AU.

Danzo asks to be Team 7's Jounin. Follows Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke as they grow into their positions. Kakashi is still in the fic. A more military take on the Narutoverse, will try to focus on ninja using tricks instead of brute force. strong!team.

AU retell Monroe is hunted by someone, so he's hiding as a wolf. However he meets Nick who, thinking he's a stray, takes him in with Juliet just as he discovers he's a Grimm. It's easier to get dragged into cases on a leash... eventual Monroe/Nick

Harry Potter can't get a break. In Voldemort's last attempt to kill Harry in the Final Battle, Harry is whisked away to another universe. Now alone in Naruto's hectic world, how long will Harry's luck allow him to get around unnoticed? "I'm so screwed..."

Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.

Harry Potter had never really managed a normal, peaceful Halloween, so he really shouldn't have been surprised when he was suddenly displaced from the grocery store and found himself in front of a maniacally cackling man in a very dramatic outfit.

Sabé is an ordinary girl whose dream has just come true: She has been chosen as one of Queen Amidala's handmaidens. However, she quickly discovers that being a handmaiden is harder than she thought with headstrong Queens, suspicious Jedi, and an invasion to deal with.

After the Dursleys abandon six year old Harry in a park in Kent, Harry comes to the realization that he is an elf. Not a house elf, though. A forest elf. Never mind wizards vs muggles; Harry has his own thing going on. Character study, pre-Hogwarts, NOT a creature!fic, slightly cracky.

You can walk away from Silent Hill, but you can never really leave. Sequel to 'Into the Nightmare'.

"Because I promise you, if this happens again, which I know it won't, this place will burn."

A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'

During his fourth year, Gryffindor house is not as accepting of Harry's participation in the TriWizard Tournament, and use an old tradition called exclusion to force him into complaisance. Harry finds out who his true friends are and uses cunning to get his own brand of revenge.

Ichigo was a bit slow to pull Zangetsu out as his Inner World crumbled. The result ends up not quite as Urahara had intended.

Time travelling, in Harry's opinion, was a lot like being pushed down the stairs in a towel; painful, unexpected and you inevitably end up naked in the end

Sibling rivalry, drinking games and illegal activity are all to be expected when two detectives, a doctor and the British government fight to win a thousand pounds. Friendship, utter crack, not fit for human consumption.

The man's eyes widen and he brings a hand to his face and Harry gets the feeling that perhaps he isn't supposed to be seeing that fur. Although that makes no sense because it's RIGHT THERE.

Eric/Sookie/Godric fic. Sookie talks Godric down, and the three of them head off for some alone time. Please read and review! *previously samcamstargate1*

Nishimura wants to know what Natsume is hiding, but he knows the other boy too well to push. Then one day he spots Natsume surrounded by a group of strange men, and tries to step in to help...

Beware the wrath of a budding seal master. Sometimes revenge is best served with a side of Youth. AU from Tsunade retrieval and VotE.

Shepard isn't a soldier; he's an engineer. ME3 Ending-spoilers

What if Dean got tired of being abandoned? Set slightly pre-series and Season 1

A message from the future brings Jiraiya and Iruka into Naruto's life earlier. Now Jiraiya is strapped with a little kid and a stubborn moral compass that can't stop bringing in strays.

After Clark discovers Lex has an entire room devoted to investigating him he decides to stay and hear how Lex can possibly claim the giant picture of him is really all about Lex. He makes a valiant effort but in the end it's still a creepy stalker room...

a slight spoiler for ep2 season 2. Also, not angst - is that allowed? Also, crack!fic. Also a birthday pressie for Scopes. The title is the summary

Harry Potter's animagus form is the Kyuubi no Yōko. And now he's stuck in a little boy named Naruto. So he helps the kid out. And boy is the kid hyperactive. Gen, WIP, AU.

We all know anime/manga Naruto's known as an idiot. Now, how about something different? Let's give him a new quirk, shall we? What about a REALLY ramen obsessed Naruto? A super-negative-emo Naruto? A Kakashi-must-die Naruto? Each chap, different quirk.

Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?

Chell fully expected to succumb to Mobility Gel poisoning when her health started to fail a year after her release from the Aperture Enrichment Center. What she didn't expect was to find herself saved by the very constructs that tried to kill her.

Starts in the Third Shinobi World War. An Uchiha OC survives when she dies in pretty much every other universe. This is how a not-quite-stable kunoichi affects the world without meaning to. No pairings yet, if ever.

It's bad enough I'm stuck at the height of 5 foot 1. It's worse that I got saddled with the nickname "Shortcake". But developing a crush on an eccentric detective, and having said crush arrest you on suspicion of being Kira? Yep, that takes the cake.

Instead of hiding in London, the Plasmavore takes refuge in a Santa Barbara hospital. Now instead of a doctor with a crush, the Doctor's got a psychic detective and his partner at his side as he attempts a life without Rose but with plenty of pineapples.

Everything looked so much more...deadly when she wasn't watching it from behind a TV screen. But that was okay; this had to be a dream, right? It would all be over soon...

In the beginning, there was DEAN. And some other stuff.

You know, maybe there was a good reason why Naruto didn't learn Hiraishin no Jutsu during the time-skip...

AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!

The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.

Martha Jones and the no-good, very bad day. With big dresses, mud, banter, a manual called 'So You Lack Bridezilla Genes', wellington boots, Cheeky Walking Fishy People, and space snot. Spoilers: S4

Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Canon to Epilogue, then not so much... (Reworked)

Danzo has a lot of changes he wants to make as Godaime Hokage. Least of which involves making Naruto the perfect weapon. Not if Team Seven has anything to say about it. Who ever said the lives of missing-nins weren't interesting? Pre-Chunin Exams.

An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five

It really does take a village to raise a Jim.

Lucy Saxon saves the world on a shopping trip to Harrods, in sexy red heels. Martha Jones is disgusted. Harry would be proud. Slight crack!fic.

You can take the daredevil out of Iowa, but you can't ever take the driving-off-cliffs out of James T. Kirk, as the unfortunate crew of the Enterprise soon learns.

Hiashi knows it’s time for Hinata and Neji to get the Talk. He decides to kill two birds with one stone and tell them at the same time. Rated for innuendo. Oneshot.

Emily Wall was an American transplant in England, obsessed with Star Wars and fed up with both her insane family and her unfamiliar new home country. She thought life couldn't get any stranger. Then the owl showed up... ON HOLD UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!

AU: SLASH: How it started? One day Harry was in panic and the next delirium struck and there he was lying underneath a cruel-hearted Slytherin. He wasn't the most appealing but what was it that made Harry fall? Marcus Flint/Harry - COMPLETE -

When Sam and Dean re-visit their dad's storage container, Sam makes an unexpected discovery. Set early season 3.

It's 1913, and The Farringham School for Boys is haunted by ghosts. Martha suspects foul play, especially when another Doctor arrives on the scene - featuring Martha, Eight, and 'John Smith'

A tale about a fashion-conscious goblin, a chicken of destiny, and leather pants. Oh and a good dash of ol' fashioned romance and some adult-type touching thrown in for good measure. JS. Not a crackfic, just a really caffeinated author...

Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.

COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.

Martha's first call to the office, at UNIT, holds a surprise for her she hadn't expected... Sequel to 'The House Call'

In limbo after Sam goes to Stanford and John heads out on a solo hunt, and short on cash, Dean takes a job that just may be more dangerous than the one he already has: crab fishing in the Bering Sea. Gen, language. Preseries.

Crossover with Discworld. Watanuki meets Death, though fortunately not on official business.

It is unanimously decided that Sasuke is in need of a hug [Team 7]

A Ranma ½ self insertion. Living life as a girl, fending off strange new rivals, and dealing with all the typical Ranma craziness sure isn't easy. But it's all in a day's work for Kari Umikage.

Sometimes, life bashes you upside the head with a brick in a sock. Hogwarts is about to get its latest Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, a man cast adrift from his native world- a man named John Constantine.

Daria turns a lamer-than-average writing assignment into an opportunity to right an old wrong.