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Joined 04-15-06, id: 1028803
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

Yeah, I'm new here blablabla... well, not so very new here anymore, but still new enough to be considered on the newer side of old. But definitely not newly new.

I'm kind of an oddball- I have this Snape/Hooch fetish. I don't know WHY, but I think that it has something to do with them being pretty much polar opposites to the public eye, but they're both kind of portrayed as loners and outcasts- they're perfect for each other! Also, Hooch is pretty much a face and a broom, so it's like writing Snape/OC except the hard work has already been done by JK Rowling. I also really enjoy ADMM, PPAM, NTRL, and others.

I also write original fiction, but I'm not gonna put that up for a while yet. I'll provide a link for those who are interested when I have any up.

Go ahead, tell me about yourself! I would really appreciate getting to know everyone here. Try leaving a little snippet about yourself if you ever review my story (maybe someday 'stories'!)

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Lli Oowii by lost logic reviews
When a startling situation comes to light within the depths of the lake, it becomes clear that something drastic must be done.A reluctant Rolanda Hooch and a livid Severus Snape are given a mission that could change history. The quest for a mate for Paul.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,453 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - R. Hooch, Severus S.
Ramblings of the Quidditch Queen of England by kidarock reviews
The title says it all! Rolanda Hooch and her many thoughts all into one diary! R&R RHSS eventually
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,506 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Severus S., R. Hooch
Stationary by Scratches reviews
Hooch and Minerva have a talk about stationary and Severus Snape covertly. Quick drabble, OOTP and HBP compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2007 - R. Hooch, Minerva M. - Complete
Consequences by kidarock reviews
AU. After valuable experiences lead through a night out with the staff, Albus and Minerva learn the consequences of a night of fun and how to cope with them. R&R ADMM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,579 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/22/2006 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Albus D., Minerva M.
And Then All of the Sudden, We Began to Tango by blue.nails.of.an.angel reviews
Does Joanne just tango with any random stranger, or does her dance mean something more? It's getting pretty dramaish, but there's still some humor in there. postRENT, MarkJoanne obviously. DISCONTINUED.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,609 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/10/2006 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Mark C., Joanne J. - Complete
True Love by Purely Nina reviews
A gripping suspensful story that will keep you on the edge of youre seat throughout MarkXJoanne
RENT - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Mark C., Joanne J. - Complete
Staff Baiting by kidarock reviews
We have seen Professor Snape bait the students, so why not let him bait the staff? R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Severus S., R. Hooch - Complete
Unexpected by Captain James reviews
No date can go smoothly when you have Filch trying to be sweet and Madam Pince suffering from allergies. Ever wondered what is really going on between Filch and the librarian? [Oneshot, FilchXPince]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Argus F. - Complete
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An Arrangement of Sorts reviews
Xiomara Hooch is haunted by memories of a fateful night with Igor Karkaroff. Will she ever forget her horrific past when Karkaroff arrives at Hogwarts?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,008 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 5/15/2006 - R. Hooch, Severus S.
Detention and Fifty Points Removed! reviews
Neville is cursed to lose points every day, even in the most unexpected circumstances! Rated because it's better to overrate than underrate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Neville L. - Complete