Now, I suppose this is where I am supposed to blab about myself and my accomplishments and how interesting I am. Oh boy.

Well, my two life ambitions are to be a pirate and to learn to play the bagpipes. Yep, I want be a bagpipe playing pirate. That'd be cool. My two heros are Captain Jack Sparrow and Vizzini from the Princess Bride *puts hand on heart*. May he rest in piece. Hm, what else? I really like bagels and cream cheese, but never in the mornings. I like all school subjects except science, but some more than others. I think that the ban on gay marriage is totally unconstitutional. Don't get me started on that issue. I could write a killer essay on it. I'm a red belt in karate. Hi-ya. I heart the musical theatre, but I cannot sing, dance, or act. I'm learning to speak French. J'aime regarder la tele. Oui, je suis un gros vache. My favorite TV show is Judging Amy. Lily needs to come back now that Heather's pregnant! I believe A Very Brady Sequel is the funniest movie EVER! Life is Beautiful is the best all-around movie, though. Comedy, drama, romance, historical...

Enough of this. I need to finish my English project.

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Another little note, yay!: If you review something of mine, don't be afraid to criticize. I'd like to know what I am doing wrong (or right) and how I can improve as a writer.