Hiya Guys, it's been a while since I updated my profile and I figured since I've matured (Yes you may stop laughing now) I'd move it around and put some new stuff here. You may notice that Three of my Stories have disappeared and I took them down because they were... well... shit. I realize that when I started writing for FF. net my spelling and grammar was absolutely appalling and I had no idea what a full stop was. Maybe you'll see those stories back up in a while if I can be bothered to do some maintenance. Until then, I'll do the best I can with the stories I assessed to be 'Less Shit.'

Take care,

Officer BudBabe xxx

P.S: Ohmigod could my homepage have a more saddass name!

All about me:

Name: Er... This is the internet. I don't think so.
Age: Sixteen
Country: Merry Olde Englande
Favourite things:
Greenday
McFly
No Vacancy
Sum 41
Del Amitri
My friends (Melissa, Vikki, Vicki, Gemma, Sasha, Abz, Naomi, Lindley, Kate, Rhys, Jack, Samianne... and so many more)
Writing
Drama
Playing Piano
Eddie Izzard
Kevin Clark
Shane West
Orlando Bloom
Callum Blue

Top Ten Books

Animal Farm by George Orwell
To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee
Do you remember the first time? by Jenny Colgan
Talking to Addison by Jenny Colgan
The Hogfather by Terry Pretchett
Pride and Prejudice By Jane Austen
The Green Mile By Stephen King
Love Street by Andrew Matthews
From Above... With love by Andrew Matthews
Remembrance by Theresa Breslin

Favourite Movies

The Shawshank Redemption
The Village
On the Town
School of Rock
Finding Neverland
Finding Forrester
Hocus Pocus
White Christmas
The Stepford Wives
Regeneration
My Fair Lady

Favourite quotes

'What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies.'-Aristotle

'This is my commandment, that you love one another, even as I have loved you.' John 15:12

'When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door we do not see the one which has been opened for us.'-Helen Keller

'Keep your heart open to dreams, for as long as there is a dream, there is hope, and as long as there is hope, there is joy in living.' -Unknown

'Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, and a touch that never hurts.'-Charles Dickens

'When I was going up the stairs, I met a man who wasn't there, he wasn't there again today, I wish I wish he'd go away.'-Identity

'It's like wanting to be gay but with a really bad haircut.'-The Stepford Wives

'My shrink says I need creative chaos.'
'My therapist says I need boundaries.'
'Mine says I need enough electricity to jump start Vegas.' -Nicole Kidman, Bette Midler and Roger Bart in The Stepford Wives

My Favourite poems of all time:

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Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone
Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone
Silence the Pianos and with muffled drum
Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come

Let Aeroplanes circle, moaning overhead
Scribbling on the sky the message he is dead
Put crepe bows around the white necks of the public doves
Let Traffic policemen wear black cotton gloves

He was my North, my South, my East, my West
My working week, my Sunday rest
My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song
I thought that love would last forever, I was wrong

The stars are not wanted now, put out every one
Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun
Pour away the Ocean and sweep up the woods
For nothing now can ever come to any good.

W.H. Auden

Suicide in the Trenches

I knew a simple soldier boy
Who grinned at life in empty joy,
Slept soundly through the lonesome dark,
And whistled early with the lark.

In winter trenches, cowed and glum,
With crumps and lice and lack of rum,
He put a bullet through his brain.
No one spoke of him again.

You smug-faced crowds with kindling eye
Who cheer when soldier lads march by,
Sneak home and pray you'll never know
The hell where youth and laughter go.

Siegfried Sassoon

Random note (brought on By Naomi...Duh): I want to be a pirate, and sale away forever... and ever... and ever... Baa nahaa! Mwahahahahaha!