![]() Girls ღ• •ஜ ღ• •ஜ ღ• •ஜ ღ• •ஜ ღ• •ஜ ღ• •ஜ ღ• •ஜ ღ• •ஜ ღ• •ஜ ღ• •ஜ ஜ ღ• •ஜ If your family wonders how you can remember the names of Naruto characters, copy and paste this into your profile. If you want to slap Naruto for not noticing Hinata, copy and paste this into your profile. If you want to slap Sasuke for leaving Sakura, copy and paste this into your profile. If you want to slap Kabuto for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that says Pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. ღ• •ஜ ღ• •ஜ ღ• •ஜ ღ• •ஜ ღ• •ஜ ღ• •ஜ ღ• •ஜ ღ• •ஜ ღ• •ஜ ღ• •ஜ ஜ ღ• •ஜ YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN 2007 WHEN... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen-name or Myspace. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV. 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. quotes:Your lucky I Like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last... I like you, when I take over the world I will make your death quick and painless. I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Music, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, Anime-kitty10, Angelic Sakura Blossom, huge-issues, CoastBlossomGuard Well My favorite anime are 1. NARUTO 2. Kaitou Jeanne 3. Inu Yasha 4. Kaichou Wa Maid-Sama 5. Kaze No Stigma 6. Blood 7. Sugar Sugar Rune favorite Naruto characters 1. Sakura 2. Akatsuki(any member) 3. Shikamaru 4. Kiba & Akamaru 5.Kakashi 6. Neji 7. Naruto 8. Sasuke 9.Kotetsu & Izumo 10. Tobirama 11. Minato I'm too lazy to write the othersXP IF YOU HATE KARIN FROM NARUTO FEEL FREE TO PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE! Sing to the tune of 'I love you, you love me' I love you You love me Let's go out and KILL KARIN with a 'death bomb' BANG! BOOM! KARIN'S DEAD ON THE FLOOR No more stupid SLUT SLASH WHORE! THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB: If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai, Ebil Chameleon, you.broke.a.promise, kattylin, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, hinoru14, SassySaku, CommitedToKiba, Crimson Flash Kunoichi, CoastBlossomGuard Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile. 98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile! If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!(What do you mean not to put this in? NNNOOOOOOO! We will be figured out! What do you mean we? I'm the one people think is insane.) "I suffer from C.R.S. (Can't remember shit)" Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school Would you cry if I left the country? No. Do I ever cross your mind? No Would you hold me tight if I were lonely? No. Do you like me? No. I wouldn't cry if you left, because I would die. You haven't crossed my mind, because your always on my mind. I wouldn't hold you tight, I would kiss you. And I don't like you, I love you. I read this poem from Eyes of a Black Dragon, who read it from Tsukiko The Librarian, who read it from leafninja345435, who read it from Mitsukai no Shi who read it on mitso-shadow, who read it on windmaster94, who read it on digiwildflower's profile. I think people should read this if they HATE child abusing. If you HATE child abusing like me copy and paste this to your profile. My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! Now for some miscellaneous stuff! 95% of the girls on this planet would die if Justin Bieber was about to jump off a four story building. 4% would be sitting in a lawn chair waiting for him to jump off. Post this on your profile if you're that 1% who would push him off the building, saying "Oops, but you took to long." Four girls are talking. The first girl says "Team Edward or Team Jacob?" The second girl says "Totally Team Edward." The third girl says "Team Jacob all the way!" The fourth girl says "Twilight is dumb. Edward, Jacob, Pft. I'm on Team Nico di Angelo." ɪƒ ƴσυ'ʀє αʟσηє, ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ѕɧαdσѡ. ɪƒ ƴσυ ѡαηт тσ cʀƴ,ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ѕɧσυʟdєʀ. ɪƒ ƴσυ ѡαηт α ɧυɢ,ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ρɪʟʟσѡ. ɪƒ ƴσυ ηєє тσ ɓє ɧαρρƴ, ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ѕɱɪʟє. ɓυт αηƴтɪɱє ƴσυ ηєєd α ƒʀɪєηd ,ɪ'ʟʟ ʝυѕт ɓє ɱє The girl you just called fat? -She is over dosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? -She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? -He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? -He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? -His mother is dying. If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile! (Wtf?) This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota Balcu,"as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not murder you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia If you actually wouldn't mind school if it was Naruto-related, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Xanie, NejiTenfanforever, Death Note Lover, NarutoLuver35, FDS-Sasuke-fangirl, Crimson Flash Kunoichi, CoastBlossomGuard, If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you are obsessed with FanFiction copy this to your profile. If you have ever wanted to kill someone (albeit a man in a purple and green dinosaur suit known as 'Barney the Dinosaur', any sound-nin from Naruto, George Bush, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, or any other fool) then realized murder is illegal then copy and paste this into your profile. If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! I want Child Abuse to stop and if you do too, copy and paste this into your profile No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me I live in my own little world- but it's OK, they know me there. The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide Slinky Escalator = Endless fun I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes. Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls… and poles… and other stuff… Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought… I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. If you can't fix it with duck tape you haven't used enough! "Join the Vampires; we have Jasper Hale female come backs pick up line comebacks Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing. Man: "I know how to please a woman." Woman: "Then please leave me alone." Man: "I want to give myself to you." Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts." Man: "I'd go through anything for you." Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account." Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?" Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?" Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Woman: "It's in the phone book." Man: "But I don't know your name." Woman: "That's in the phone book too." Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" Woman: "Do not Enter" Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason" Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!" Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic." If you re-post this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you re-post this... If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity. RE-POST THIS AS "female comebacks" 25 Things I Learnt From My Mother 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!" 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home." 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!" 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way." 19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!" There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished that her dad would come home from the army, because he'd been having problems with his heart and right leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes later), the doorbell rang, and there her Dad was, luggage and all!! I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been having trouble in my job and on the verge of quitting. I made a simple wish that my boss would get a new job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55 there was an announcement that he was promoted and was leaving for another city. Believe me...this really works! My name is Ann and I am 45 years of age. I had always been single and had been hoping to get into a nice, loving relationship for many years. While kind of daydreaming (and right after receiving this email) I wished that a quality person would finally come into my life. That was at 9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM a FedEx delivery man came into my office.He was cute, polite and could not stop smiling at me. He started coming back almost everyday (even without packages) and asked me out a week later. We married 6 months later and now have been happily married for 2 years. What a great email it was!! Just scroll down to the end, but while you do, think of a wish. Make your wish when you have completed scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the number of minutes it will take for your wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish to come true). Go for it! SCROLL DOWN! STOP! Congratulations! Your wish will now come true in your age minutes. Now follow this carefully...it can be very rewarding! If you repost this within the next 5 min. something major that you've been wanting will happen. This is scary! The phone will ring right after you repost! If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile. If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now and can't get them out of your head then repost this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap. When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice. When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back. When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row. When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house. When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste. When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter. When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked. When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could. When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night. When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn. When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends. When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country. When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children. And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile. » «» «» «» «» «» «» «» «» «» « » «» (·.·).I.(·.·) (·.··. .·;Love·..··.·) ·..· Akatsuki ·. ·.(· Forever·)..·.• •..• •..• •..• _ _AKATSUKI_RULES_ _ TOMBOYISH OR GIRLY? (Bold the ones you are) YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. You love jeans. Dogs are better than cats. It's hilarious when people get hurt. You've played with/against boys on a team. Shopping is torture.(unless its for video games, or anime/manga related stuff:3 ) Sad movies suck. You own/ed an X-Box. (I now own two 360's, and an Xbox one, i really want an original Xbox though...:( ) Played with Hot-wheel cars as a kid. At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.(game-boy) You watch sports on TV.(I don't go out of my way to watch the, but if they are on, i will) You used to be addicted to Power Rangers. Gory movies are cool. You go to your dad for advice.(sometimes:3 im close to my dad:D) You own like a trillion baseball caps. You like going to high school football games.(only if my friends are with me) You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.(I try collecting naruto cards :D) Baggy pants are cool to wear. It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. (Weird, but fun!) Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. You love to go crazy and not care what people think. Sports are fun. Talk with food in your mouth.(most of the time I have manners though) Sleep with your socks on an night. (only sometimes) Total: 22 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/stick. (Chap-stick, I cant live without itXD) You love to shop. You wear eyeliner. You wear the color pink.(sometimes, but only a little bit of it, most of the time) Go to your mom for advice. You consider cheer-leading a sport. You hate wearing the color black. You like hanging out at the mall.(only if I get to buy video games!:P) You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.(i probably would, but ive never had those... lol.) You like wearing jewelry. Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. You don't like the movie Star Wars.(I'm a fan of Star Trek and Star Gate:3 but Star Wars is great too) You were in gymnastics/dance. It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.(yes, but i don't take that long in the shower, and i don't wear makeup) You smile a lot more than you should.(i'm always happy, when i'm calm or not smiling my friends think they're is something wrong:P) You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. You care about what you look like. You like wearing dresses when you can. You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. You love the movies. Used to play with dolls as little kid. Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.(I make them look like clowns XP) Like being the star of everything(I guess I get that from my dad, lol.) Total: 9 Result : 22 vs. 9 Pein/Pain - Nagato [ ] - I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc. [X] - I have a piercing/s. [ ] - My natural hair color is red, ginger or auburn. [ ] - My eyes are grey/gray. [X] - My closest friend is a girl. ] - I'm a very secretive person. [X] - I like it when it rains. [Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 3] Konan [X] - Most of my friends are guys. [X] - Origami RULES! [ ] - I know how to make at least over 5 different origami objects. [X] - I love flowers! [ ] - Your closest friend is a guy. [X] - I don't like having my photo taken. [ ]- I don't like water. Swimming etc. [Konan Score: 4] Itachi Uchiha [ ] - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot. [X] - Many people find me attractive.(I don't see how though XP) [ ] - I'm quiet and very mature for my age. [ ] - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight. [X] - I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool. [ ] - I'm the top of my class. Intelligence. [ ] - My natural hair colour is black. [Itachi Uchiha Score: 2] Kisame Hoshigaki [X] - Sharks are AWESOME! [X] - I like gore :3 [X] - I dislike my own appearance. [X] - Underwater in the ocean is a beautiful scenery. [X] - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person. [X] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender. [X] - I like water sports. [Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 7] Sasori [X] - I look young for my age.(its cuz i'm short isn't it... XD) [X] - Puppets are fascinating... [X] - I'm very impatient. (im patient when it matters) [ ] - I hate/dislike Sakura Haruno.(notice the fanfics XD) [ ] - My Grandma annoys me. [ ] - I'm the smallest of my friends.(that are boys? yes.) [X] - Loud noises/people annoy me(i'm loud so I guess I annoy myself too!(I do give myself headachesXD)) [Sasori Score: 4] Deidara [X] - I'm an artist.(sadly i'm not a very good one:'C ) [X] - ART IS AN EXPLOSION!! [X] - My natural hair colour is blonde/dirty blonde. [ ] - I have blue eyes.(I have blue in my eyes, there a mixture of different hazels) ] - I'm the youngest in my group of friends. [ ] - I hate Tobi. [ ] - I have a 'friend' who follows and annoys me. [Deidara Score: 3] Kakuzu [ ] - I'm a saver, not a spender. [X] - My eyes are either green or hazel. [X] - I have had stitches. [ ] - I hate Hidan. [X] - Younger people tend to tick me off(depends on who they are and how they act) [ ] - I am the oldest in my group of friends. [ ] - My skin is dark or tanned. [Kakuzu Score: 3] Hidan [X] - I have a cussing/swearing problem.(thank video games for that, lol.) [ ] - I hate Kakuzu. [ ] - I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list. [ ] - I am religious. [X] - I am very strong-willed. [X] - I have cut myself on purpose before.(don't worry i'm not emo or depressed! I was curious...:P) [X] - I'm very prone to accidents. [Hidan Score: 4] Zetsu [X] - I have a split personality. Two sides. [X] - Nature is AWESOME! [X] - I'm usually alone. (outside of school mostly) [X] - I don't mind the company of others. [X] - I don't have many friends. [X] - Tobi is not that bad. [X] - I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!(my boyfriends family is slowly getting me to eat veggies, *Hisses*) [Zetsu Score: 7] Tobi [X] - I'm always hyperactive. [X] - I have a particular person who I like to pester. [ ] - People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone. [X] - I LOVE the color orange.(not as much as Green, but I still love it) [X] - I'm rarely sad and always optimistic. [X] - TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! :D [Tobi Score: 5] Orochimaru [X] - I'm attracted to younger people. [Orochimaru score: 6] Ladies and Gentlemen, skinny and stout, I'll tell you a tale I know nothing about; The Admission is free, so pay at the door, Now pull up a chair and sit on the floor. One fine day in the middle of the night, Two dead boys got up to fight; Back to back they faced each other, Drew their swords and shot each other. A blind man came to watch fair play, A mute man came to shout "Hooray!" A deaf policeman heard the noise and Came to stop those two dead boys. He lived on the corner in the middle of the block, In a two-story house on a vacant lot; A man with no legs came walking by, and kicked the lawman in his thigh. He crashed through a wall without making a sound, into a dry creek bed and suddenly drowned; The long black hearse came to cart him away, But he ran for his life and is still gone today. I watched from the corner of the big round table, The only eyewitness to facts of my fable; But if you doubt my lies are true, Just ask the blind man, he saw it too. Take Time To Read Each Sentence This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is retard cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of ever line(HAH! Copy this into your profile if you find this funny) I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! 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Put this in your profile if you're screwed. ~If your obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting them or fighting them, copy and paste this. ~If you have ever zoned out for more then five consecutive minutes, Copy & paste this into your profile ~If you have ever spelt you name or last name wrong, copy this into your profile ~If you have ever fallen up stairs, copy this onto your profile. ~I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... ~If your life revolves around Fanfictions or anything thing that has to do with Fanfiction, copy and paste this onto your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, hinoru 14, SassySaku, CommitedToKiba, Icerose030795 Firerose030795, Cherry-Blossom-Sakura08, gingerkittyusa, CrestedStar20, CoastBlossomGuard FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: tries to help you when you get hurt. BEST FRIENDS:sits there laughing their ass off saying, 'Dude, you're an idiot!' FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter A white man enters a bar and sees a black man sitting on a stool. The white man says, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK. When I grew up I was BLACK. When I'm sick I'm BLACK. When I go in the sun I'm BLACK. When I'm cold I'm BLACK. When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK. When you grow up you're WHITE. When you're sick, you're GREEN. When you go in the sun you turn RED. When you're cold you turn BLUE. And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism! Y BOIZ SHOULDN'T CHEAT There was once a girl named Ashley who had a boyfriend named Jack. Jack was the most popular guy in school. The three most popular girls were Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma. Jack thought of Ashley as OKAY, but he REALLY liked Courtney. Courtney liked jack also. Well of course she did, everyone did! Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies. Courtney tried to steal Jack away every time she had a chance to. One day, Courtney asked Jack if he wanted to go to the movies. Ashley heard everything...what movie theater and what time. Ashley approached the movies that night and followed Jack and Courtney. Ashley sat right behind them. she watched them get close to each other and kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it on in the theater. Courtney told jack "Do you want to come to my place and skip this boring movie?" He replied "hell yes." Ashley had peeked through Courtney's window. Jack and her were messing around and Ashley watched the whole thing. The next day at school Ashley wasn't there. For the next few days Ashley wasn't there. A week later her mother found her in her closet dead... she committed suicide because she had loved Jack so much. Next to Ashley's dead body was a note. A note that read: My dearest Jack, I watched you at the movie and at Courtney's house and I will continue to watch you. I never thought you would do something like this to me. I really loved you jack. I died for you just like Jesus died for us. Always with you, Ashley Please forward this or Ashley will haunt you and try to kill you because she wants everyone to know about Courtney. Thank you...() () (\_/) (\_/) If i don't call you Its because i'm waiting for you to call me When i walk away from you mad Follow me When i stare at your mouth Kiss me When i push you or hit you Grab me and don't let go When i start cussing at you Kiss me and tell me you love me When i'm quiet Ask me whats wrong When i ignore you Give me your attention When i pull away Pull me back When you see me at my worst Tell me i'm beautiful When you see me start crying Hold me and tell me everything will be alright When you see me walking Sneak up and hug my waist from behind When i'm scared Protect me When i lay my head on your shoulder Tilt my head up and kiss me When i grab at your hands Hold mine and play with my fingers When i tease you Tease me back and make me laugh When i don't answer for a long time reassure me that everything is okay When i look at you with doubt Back yourself up When i say that i like you I really do more than you could understand When i bump into you bump into me back and make me laugh When i tell you a secret keep it safe and untold When i look at you in your eyes don't look away until i do When i miss you i'm hurting inside When you break my heart the pain never really goes away When i say its over i still want you to be mine If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile. I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you hate NejiHina copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nickname "Chicken Butt Hair Dude" copy and paste this into your profile while laughing your head off! If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225,crimsonchidori,SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura,cherryredblossom,BLOSSOMHAERTXOXO,Cherry Bloosom Girl13, XxBirdxOfxHermesxX, CoastBlossomGuard "I suffer from C.R.S. (Can't remember shit)" 20 ways to get kicked from Wal-Mart: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!" 17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes. 18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you. 19. Throw things over one aisle into another one. 20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie The "You no like, you no read" club: If you believe that people who don't like someone's story should simply not read it instead of posting cruel and hateful reviews, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Alicia's Purple Velvet Purse, changelingchild, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura,foxfeather1337,Sadistic-Bitch, Cherry Blossom Girl13, XxBirdxOfxHermesxX, CoastBlossomGuard If you wish ninja from Naruto were real and that you would be a member of Akatsuki, copy this, post this on your profile, and add your name. Setsugekka, Cherry Blossom Girl13, XxBirdxOfxHermesxX 92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you're one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off! If you've ever looked at random peoples profiles just to get these stupid things, copy this on to your profile Put this on your profile if you've ever had a fangirl moment If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people, PLEASE copy this on to your profile What Makes 100? What does it mean to give MORE than 100? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100. How about achieving 103? What makes up 100 in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8118423151811 = 98 And K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11141523125475 = 96 But , A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 120209202145 = 100 And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2211212198920 = 103 AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1191911919199147 = 118 So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top. If you are an Itachi fangirl and just cannot hold it in copy this on your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought imposible to choke on), copy and paste this onto your profile. Guys hears some advice and i think you need it (well some guys anyway) 1) When she acts shy - say i love you 2) When she runs away from you - chase her 3) When she puts her face near yours - kiss her (DUH) 4) When she kicks and punches you - hold her tight 5) When shes silent - Shes thinking how to say i love you 6) When she ignores you - she wants all your attention 7) When she pulls away -grab her by the waist and never let go 8) When you see her at her worst - tell her shes BEAUTIFUL 9) When she screams at you - tell her you love her, you have to mean it 10) When you see her walking - Sneak up behind her grab her by the waist and kiss her 11) When shes scared - hold her and tell her everything is ok 'cause shes with you' 12) When she looks like somthings the matter - kiss her and tell her not to worry 13) When she holds you hand - play with her fingers TOTAL SIGNS OF FLIRTING (FOR GUYS AND GIRLS) Weird Questions No One Has the Answers To Are children who act in R rated films allowed to see them? If the SWAT team breaks down your door, do they have to replace it later? What idiot put an 's' in the word 'lisp'? What do you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? If you're in a vehicle going at the speed of light, what happens if you turn on the headlights? Can you breathe out your nose and your mouth at the same time? Who was the first person to say, 'See that cow there? I'm gonna squeeze those dangly things and drink whatever comes out.'? Is 'Cute as a button' supposed to be a compliment? Since when were buttons cute? Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken over there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt'? Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped spot but not illegal go on a handicapped toilet? Have you every noticed that if you rearrange the letters in mother-in-law, it will come out as 'Woman Hitler'? What happens if your snot freezes inside your nose? Ninjas wait until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja! If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile If you think that SasuHina is complete bullshit and that the people who came up with it or write it should get a labotomy put this in your profile and add your name to the list. Artful Lounger, Naruto Namikaze the Legend, XxBirdxOfxHermesxX, CoastBlossomGuard Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this into your profile! By Order of chelsea-chee 98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile. By Order of MelanieStar Girl: Slow down! Guy: No this is fun! Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you. Now slow down. Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gave him a big hug. Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me. In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcyle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile. Girls Don't realize these things; I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along. I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care But most of all I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world. I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for... I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it. I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family. I'm Sorry That I cared I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different. Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you. If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I love you." - Erich Fromm "Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away..." -Mystique Rain's profile "Well, all I have to say to anyone who hurts me or to anyone who will hurt me is forgiveness is up to God...And since I don't believe in God, you can choke on 'I'm sorry...'" -DMR "True love does not come by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly." -Jason Jordan "Sometimes the last person on earth you want to be with is the one person you can't be without." -Jane Austin (Pride and Prejudice) "The thing about past loves is...They never seem to remain in the past." -DMR (May 28, 2006) "When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you command the attention of the world." -Uknown "No one dies a virgin. Life fucks us all." -Ellis, graffiti in Room 23. "Be not afraid of greatness: some are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them." - (Twelfth Night; Act II, Scene V). "I may be human. I may be a wolf. But first and foremost, I'm a Slytherin." -Draco Malfoy(God of the Lost by Gravidy) I... Used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee. Have never done drugs. Never plan to. Love sports. Football, Soccer, Baseball, Basketball, Tennis, Swimming, all sports... as long as I can play with at least one person I know. Plan on naming my future pets after my favorite characters from Video Games, Anime, Movies, and Books. Like creativity and self expression, and I hate how people take face piercings, body tattoos, and wild hair colors as immaturity. Am not Gay/Lesbian/By-sexual, but I support them because no matter what others say, they are people and they shouldn't be downed on just because they like people of the same gender. Would die without: Music, Books, Anime, Video Games, Fan-fiction, My Family, My Best Friends, and Brother and Sister Figures. ( It seems as though i would die without a lot of things:3 ) Love social get together's. I Love being around so many people at once, especially if it's my friends. Believe that because you looked at this line, you have lost The Game. |
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