I will tell you my life story. I was born in a box, my mother was poor. my father was a potato, he was a successful business potato. My mother tried to eat me but was too skinny and weak and starved to death. Then I was raised by mice. They taught me to use the internet and to love cheese. And above all fear cats. And condo sellers. Now here I am at 20 21 23 24 years old living in your walls, I come out and eat your cheese at night while you're asleep. That's why you never have any cheese even after you just bought some today. I also watch you sleep, I fap to you every night, right over you. Its why you have what you think is tooth paste all over your face when you wake up every morning. Also I killed your cat. I am a hero and the King of the mice. Deal with it.