Not long after the fall of Voldemort, someone slipped Harry Potter the draught of living death. Warning: slash, RW bashing, GW bashing, MW bashing.

Bilbo has been planning to kill himself for a while. However, he wants to go out with a big bang and not just a common death. Cue Gandalf and his invitation to a dangerous adventure that will surely give him an opportunity to die in a lot of interesting ways. Now, if only those bothersome dwarves stop saving him at every attempt . . . Full prompt inside. Half serious, half not.

What if Elizabeth had overheard the conversation about herself and her family while she was staying at Netherfield? How might her reactions and the outcomes change if she knows early on Darcy admires her eyes and Bingley's family is opposed to Jane? Regency setting, multi-chapter story, WIP. Rated T to be safe.

Convinced that he isn't destined to fall in love, Fitzwilliam Darcy proposes to Caroline Bingley and plans to live a proper, if loveless, life. However, when his friend Charles Bingley moves to an estate in Hertfordshire, Darcy meets a witty young lady that he can't get out of his mind. Which will win - love or duty?

In Erebor, Bilbo Baggins thinks about disappearing. But he gets distracted by Kili and Fili and their mother Dis and by Thorin Oakenshield, King Under the Mountain, sleeping, healing, and listening to Bilbo's words.

Elizabeth stumbles on her Father's secret, his health is failing him. When Mr. Collins proposes to her after the Netherfield Ball she accepts in order to save her family. But what happens when she realizes Mr. Darcy is her true love?

What if the Bennets' situation was worse than was generally known? What if to save her family from a life in the poor house, Elizabeth decided she had no other option but to marry Mr Collins. How would Darcy react when he discovers that the woman he is in love with is engaged to another man? And more importantly what will he do about it?

What happens after that fateful walk when Elizabeth Bennet agrees to marry Mr. Darcy? The plan is to take the characters to the wedding and possibly beyond. Feedback Very Welcome! Book version...

What if Caroline had acted on her desire to compromise Mr. Darcy? This is rated T because of the first scene where there is a reference to interaction but nothing more.

All beings have one person that is meant for them, though very few find each other. After Bilbo saves Thorin from death, they find that it is hard to stay only friends and become something more. Yet love is never easy, even for those made for each other. Then Bilbo keeps something secret from Thorin, unsure if it is even possible. Mpreg and slash

Several years after the BOFA, Erebor has been reclaimed and Bilbo has returned to the Shire. After an incredible amount of whining from Kili, Thorin decides to call together the company and set out to see their beloved burglar again. But whats going on with Bilbo? What happened while they were gone? Whats with the kid? rated M for: angst, prostitution, mpreg

Bilbo leaves Thorin and the company following Thorin's words before the BoTFA unaware that he is taking more from their relationship than a broken heart. Months later Dwalin finds Bilbo in need of help in the Shire when he is delivering Bilbo's share of the treasure. He remains in the Shire unaware that he is leaving Ori behind in a precarious situation. Contains mpreg

Regency. Shortly after her marriage to Darcy, the Bingley family comes to visit Pemberley. For Caroline, the visit is to be a source of gossip for the ladies of the Ton. Elizabeth has nothing to hide.

Bilbo decided to leave the Dwarves in the Mountains and head for Rivendell. Thorin made it quite obvious that he was not welcome with the company. Unfortunately a large Pale Orc found him first. Bilbo/Thorin, Hurt/Comfort, some humiliation, Fluff

Prompt from a friend for some Bagginshield/ Bilbo mpreg. Please read the authors note inside so you can get a full idea about what to expect. Bilbo is exiled from Erebor because of what he did to save everyone he cares for. He leaves to head back to the Shire not telling Thorin he is expecting for fear on how the dwarf king will react.

And in the heart of the Lonely Mountain lais Thorin's most prized possession. His crown jewel, known of only by those closest to him, and even then with great reluctance. In the bed of silks and furs, among gold and gems he sleeps, undisturbed by all for fear of the Dwarven King's wrath that should fall on anyone who dares to awaken his burglar. Now with fanart!

Faithless sequel. After Kyo's rejection, Tohru gave up speaking. But now that she's out of the hospital, she's realized how hard it is to stay silent with everyone. And now she still can't ignore the attraction she still has to both Yuki...and even Kyo.

Bitchy Caroline Bingley has managed to bag Darcy but will she get her happy ever after...?

Takes place right after Elizabeth and Darcy are married. Chapter one sees them sitting in the carriage on their way to their honeymoon. What follows is a tale of misunderstandings, intrigue, angst, and most of all, love conquering all. Please review.

After tragedy strikes the Bennets in unfair proportions Elizabeth feels compelled to begins work as a governess in London, she is surprised to find out who her employer is.

Set in the time after Darcy proposes to Elizabeth. Elizabeth goes back home only to discover Lydia's elopement to Wickham, and in order to save her sister and her family's good name, she turns to Darcy for help...*HIATUS*