Red Baron A.K.A. Crowley
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Joined 02-26-10, id: 2270958, Profile Updated: 06-02-13
Author has written 14 stories for Ranger's Apprentice, StarTrek: The Original Series, Les Miserables, Twilight, DarkWing Duck, Misc. Tv Shows, Sherlock Holmes, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Mass Effect, Doctor Who, Warehouse 13, and Coraline.

I was recently appalled upon discovering the utterly insufficient amount of Lone Ranger fics on this site. As a result, I now intend to gradually write a crossover fic with every fandom I can featuring The Lone Ranger himself. As it is, i just switched to windows 7 and haven't loaded word yet, so it may be awhile before before any of those appear or any of my previous fics are updated. Someone has to do it. If my name inexplicably changes to The Lone Crowley, this project is why. The lone ranger subbing for Captain Kirk, now there's an idea, all i have to do is figure out the time travel and the incredible logical fallacies...

To anyone who is working on any Ranger's Apprentice or Lone Ranger fic, I will be delighted to help in any way I can shy of sending money.

I'm kinda embarrassed about half the fics on here, particularly the anti twilight stuff (Except Silver and, to a lesser extent Terror of Twilight).) Not that I don't hate Twilight, it's just that a lot of my old work is total crap.

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The Butterfly Effect by Philo Vance reviews
Sherlock Holmes and Harry Potter are both starting their first year in Hogwarts, and a chance meeting aboard the Hogwarts Express forever changes the wizarding world in the most curious fashion.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,259 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 8/23/2015 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock H.
That Which Holds The Image by RubbishRobots reviews
Harry Potter faces a boggart that doesn't turn into a Dementor or even Voldermort, but into a horror from his childhood. Now the boggart isn't even a boggart anymore. There's no imitation. That which holds the image of an Angel, becomes itself an Angel.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,036 - Reviews: 1182 - Favs: 3,274 - Follows: 1,596 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 7/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
The Secret Companion by xHitanTenshi reviews
The Doctor has yet another secret: hundreds of years ago, he disguised himself as a human using the Chameleon Arch. That human was Van Hohenheim. So now, when left all alone, it would be just the Doctor's luck that the TARDIS would reach through time and space to bring him a new Companion... his son, Edward. T for language, violence, etc. (can't continue; plot spark died :C)
Crossover - Doctor Who & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 11/18/2012 - 10th Doctor, Edward E. - Complete
A Study in Magic by Vixit reviews
When Albus Dumbledore shows up at Baker Street with strange demands and baby-filled picnic baskets, Sherlock Holmes is less than thrilled. Featuring Detective!Harry, Competent!Quirrell, and the world's only private consulting detective. No slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,805 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 2,246 - Follows: 1,462 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Harry, son of Iroh by rpgaff2 reviews
What if Harry was sent to the Spirit World by the killing curse at the same time Iroh was visiting it? What would happen if Iroh raised Harry after the death of his son Lu Ten? How would this change both stories?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,352 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 1,429 - Follows: 1,682 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Harry P., Iroh
Storm on the Horizon by Failcraft Heroes Society reviews
The Doctor thought he could do no more harm to the universe. It takes a fresh perspective to show him he is dead wrong. Post New!Series 3, Mass Effect post-2 pre-DLC.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,825 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - 10th Doctor, Shepard (F)
Role Model by secooper87 reviews
The Doctor gives Buffy a driving lesson.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Buffy S., 11th Doctor - Complete
Who Would Win in a Duel? by Ferretess xxx reviews
Fred and George host a game show where they talk about who would win in a duel. Also, readers get to review on who they would vote for. Mrs. Figg is a character because she shows up in nearly every duel it seems!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 100 - Words: 32,937 - Reviews: 2357 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 6/15/2011 - George W., Arabella F. - Complete
Immortal Crack by Jack Brocket reviews
The notorious My Immortal, slightly cracked. Abandoned - for now.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,411 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011 - OC
The Science of Survival by ModernElegy reviews
All his life John Watson had been making his own opportunities because the universe, and the Capitol, sure weren't going to provide him with any.
Crossover - Hunger Games & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,520 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - John W.
Curious Number Four by Mercia Dragonslayer reviews
The TARDIS throws the Doctor to Privet Drive, where the Doctor discovers something curious about that Number Four.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,681 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - 10th Doctor
The CareALot Chronicles by PetiteGrenouille reviews
Edward is sent to Care-A-Lot to research their advanced combat techniques.
Crossover - Care Bears & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,751 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Edward E. - Complete
A Case of Identity is Solved in Time by sudipal reviews
Sherlock has a fob watch. Note: No Doctor Who characters actually appear in this story, in case that's what you're looking for.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Complete
Les Changed Miserables by Jayie The Hufflepuff reviews
In a story which many of you may hate, Valjean becomes the Inspector and Javert becomes the convict. A Les Miserables fanfiction.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Valjean, Javert
Sherlock&Holmes by Arcana Dragonheart reviews
The greatest detective of all time - twice. Two Sherlocks. They must work together to solve a mystery spanning time - wherever it may lead. Crossover of the books and the new series. Formatting now fixed and somewhat more readable. Tell me if not.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock H.
Temptation by Aleine Skyfire reviews
While on the Quest with the Fellowship, Sherlock Holmes is tempted by the power of the Ring. Will he give in, or will he overcome temptation? One-shot. Happy New Year's!
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Sherlock Holmes, Frodo B. - Complete
A slight mistake by Saturns-Moon reviews
The world of Fullmetal encounters the world of the Sparkle-pires. Mayhem ensues. No really, it does. Character death in a good way! Twilight bashing, crack.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Edward E., Bella - Complete
The Case of the Misplaced Dream by Starrylizard reviews
You never really remember the beginning of a dream do you? You always wind up right in the middle of what's going on. Gen
Crossover - Inception & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Arthur, John W. - Complete
A packet of crisps and a Retcon pill by Jinxed-Wood reviews
"Listen, it's easy. Just chat him up, dose his drink, and then vacate the area. Problem solved," Jack said, throwing Gwen the bottle of Retcon pills...
Crossover - Torchwood & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Gwen C., Sherlock H. - Complete
House Guests by Qoheleth reviews
Ever wonder which member of the Enterprise crew would end up in which house? Well, wonder no more.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Sorting Hat - Complete
Holmes Meets Holmes by pretend-to-care reviews
I know this has to have been done before, but who doesn't love a good humanly impossible situation? Holmes and Watson from the 2009 movie meet Holmes and Watson from the original books. Much yelling and arguing ensues.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, S. Holmes - Complete
Secret Origins Epilogue by DhampyrX2 reviews
Just how was Drake still alive to tell his "secret origin" to Gosaloid and Honkulon so many years into the future? This is my interpretation of what took place after the museum.
DarkWing Duck - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Drake Mallard - Complete
Paging Dr Jones by Marie1964 reviews
Hogan and his men help an unlikely prisoner to escape from Stalag 13 and recover a valuable piece of property.
Crossover - Indiana Jones & Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2010 - R. Hogan - Complete
The Adventure of the Remarkable Client by Karm Starkiller reviews
Plotless wanderings involving a Mr. Underhill and friends, who ask Sherlock Holmes if he will help them in their quest to destroy the Ring. Please R&R!
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,435 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Frodo B. - Complete
Close to Home by Tricksy Bird reviews
It's a bad week for Drake Mallard: His neighbor Binky tries to set him up with her cousin - who won't be kidnapped over the course of the story - while he has to deal with suspicious activity from FOWL. Set about half a year after 'Darkly Dawns the Duck'.
DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,147 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009
The Mystery on Fleet Street by seffi reviews
When the clever detective Holmes and his sensible comrade Watson sense something amiss at Mrs. Lovett's Meat Pie Emporium, is the pair witty enough to outsmart a demon barber and uncover his secrets?
Crossover - Sweeney Todd & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Sweeney T.
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 14437 - Favs: 21,968 - Follows: 8,826 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Joke's on You, Bella by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
A high school debate tournament shows Bella who--and what--Edward really is.
Crossover - Batman the Animated Series & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Complete
Defence Against the Blue Arts by Compass West reviews
Harry has a new Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. He's big, has a southern accent and wears red armour. NOT A HALO CROSSOVER. THIS IS A RED VS BLUE CROSSOVER. Contains insubordination, shotgun blasts and some Draco and Ron whumping.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,027 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 73 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Draco M.
Edward Cullen Meets Dracula by Rose Tyler reviews
Dracula meets Edward Cullen, and is not pleased with Edward's existence.
Crossover - Dracula & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Edward - Complete
The Master Who Hated Twilight by Segunda Katigbak reviews
Title says it all. See how Yoda gets furious over a book and how he deals with it. Sort of a hatefic.
Crossover - Star Wars & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Yoda - Complete
Which Is Better? by Silas Goodwill reviews
Someone asked. This is what happened.
Crossover - Halo & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Complete
Pai Sho And Tea by Hel-Lokisdotter reviews
Has anyone ever thought what would happen if all the wise old men got together? Iroh, Dumbledore, Gandalf, Merlyn, and the First Doctor get together to discuss life, the Universe, and everything over tea and pai-sho. Crackish one-shot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Albus D., Iroh - Complete
Edward meets Sherlock Holmes by Van Wolfe reviews
Why did Edward stop hunting criminals? During those brief ten years, he was just like a superhero...So why? Because he met someone. A man named Sherlock Holmes.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,556 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Sherlock Holmes, Edward - Complete
The Winner is a Loser by Spock Yard reviews
Captains James T. Kirk and Jack Sparrow argue over who is more obsessed with his ship. Oneshot. Reviewers get hypothetical cookies.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/6/2008 - J. Kirk, Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
The Lone Ranger VS Dracula by Velocity9 reviews
Let us return to those thrilling days of Yesteryear as our heroes encounter a sinister villain of UNIVERSAL horror! Era is 50yrs B4 Drac meets Renfeild in the 30s!
Dracula - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,787 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/25/2005
Professor Gandalf by Earendil Eldar reviews
Gandalf comes to Hogwarts to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts... unfortunately for Hogwarts, Gandalf is a little out of touch with the times. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,567 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/15/2004 - Published: 3/14/2004 - Complete
L A Miz by The Lark reviews
Yep, it's another story with the Les Miz characters in modern times. Written very late at night.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,498 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/21/2003 - Published: 3/26/2003
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The Doctor and the Catalyst reviews
A certain Time Lord takes a look at certain pigeon-holing choices and plot holes.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Complete
How Mass Effect 3 Should've ended reviews
Almost Exactly What It Says On The tin.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Complete
The Dragon of Paris reviews
Barricade day fic in which Grantaire turns the tables on the national guard.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Grantaire - Complete
One Book to Rule Them All reviews
The ring and Gandalf mysteriously vanish. In their place? Twilight the hated and Stoker the Great. Sequel to A Touch of Sanity.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2011
Ah yes, Wizards reviews
The Turian Councilor decides to investigate claims of one Dolores Umbridge, and meets his match. If you're looking for sanity, keep walking.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Dolores U. - Complete
The Terror of Twilight reviews
Darkwing, Negaduck and Paddywhack are forced by various circumstances to read Twilight. How will they react? Anti-Twilight.
Crossover - DarkWing Duck & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,896 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Darkwing Duck - Complete
It's only a game reviews
The other mother liked games. Sherlock Holmes considered his entire career a foil match between him and Moriarty. When Dr. Watson's son disappears, there's only one man he'd have on the case. Rated T because I'm true to Holmes' character.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Coraline - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Other Mother
Silver reviews
Oneshot. The Lone Ranger vs. Edward Cullen. We all know what'll happen. WE NEED A LONE RANGER CATEGORY!T for some blood, not graphically described
Crossover - Misc. Tv Shows & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Edward - Complete
A Touch of Sanity reviews
Anti Twilight. Stoker, the OC who's been mentioned in so many reviews for anti twilight work, makes his first appearance. When Doc an OC Invents a device that lets you travel into books, Stoker naturally plans to destroy Twilight. VIVE LE TEAM STOKER!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,525 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Complete
Helm's Barricade reviews
A little featured character from a 3rd franchise decides to swap some random revolutionaries with some random defenders of helms deep. Bashing of Marius' translation abilities, and the assumption that french existed in middle earth are present.
Crossover - Les Miserables & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,146 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2010
The infamous Top Hat of Doom reviews
Claudia accidentally breaks the warehouse, and Pete is possessed by Inspector Javert's hat before the gooery is brought back online. Updates may be infrequent.
Crossover - Les Miserables & Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Javert, Pete L.
A matter of Time reviews
Gavroche gets sent back in time to Montfermeil by a madman with an oddly familiar name, falls in love with the younger cosette there, and generally causes chaos and screws up the timeline. Did I mention time travel?
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Gavroche
Star Trek IV and a half: To boldly go reviews
The crewmen of Kirk's enterprise beam down to an earthlike planet only to encounter the least awesome thing yet invented. Except maybe Crusher.DOWN WITH TWILIGHT!Rated K plus because McCoy is talking like himself and scotty gets very angry at one point
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/30/2010 - J. Kirk, Edward - Complete
Rangers Apprentice meets Gaelic storm reviews
Rangers Apprentice songfics set to gaelic storm songs. Yes i do get bored easily. Yes i am insane aren't we all? T for drinking and because i may wind up doing Darcy's Donkey later on.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/4/2010
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