![]() Hello there! Name: Felicitas Age: 17 Status: *Looking back on some of your past choices...You are filled with REGRET Favourite TV show: Hetalia, Doctor Who, Supernatural, Sherlock Fav. Videogames: Undertale, Ib, etc. Hobbies: Watching TV, Drawing, Writing, Making an excessive amount of AUs P.S: You may call me Jean or Felicitas ouo -You talk to yourself a lot. (A lot meaning all the time...) -You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. -When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. -After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' -You check your e-mail every day of the week. -When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. -No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. -You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. -You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason -Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. -Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written. -You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names. -You often imagine your books becoming movies. -You hesitate before killing of one of your favorite characters. In my case, I rewrite the scene 20 times. -You smile really big when you are going to finally write a character love scene. -Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing. -Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long. -You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence. (And letters) -You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written. -Things that are written badly annoy you and make you want to re-write it better. -You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself. -You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time. -If you are not writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly. -When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away. (A little too much...) -You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end. -You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it. -When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas. -If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending. -You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story. -You dream about your stories. -You dream of new stories. -You often revisit some of your old stories. -Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing. -You would rather talk to the voices in your head than the person sitting next to you. -You would rather write than go out. -Your/you're and their/there/they're are errors that send you into an apoplectic fit. (yES. SO MUCH. OH MY GOD.) -You get cranky if you don't get to write. -You've heard/seen/thought something, and thought, I need to write that down. -You wake up in the middle of the night and scrabble for a pen and paper you keep next to your bed to write down a scene to make the voices be quiet so you can get some sleep. -Getting the scene finished is more important than coffee, the bathroom, or food. -A blank wall becomes the screen where the scene you're writing takes place right in front of your eyes. -You can't write because you're mad at one of your characters. -Even though you try your hardest to resist, you often correct your own grammar on IM. -You've apologized out loud to a character after doing something horrible to them. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) (The bold is me. XD) The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this as you're profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you wont put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will. Have you ever_? 1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out 2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails Yes 3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it Yes 4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking Yes 5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking Yes 6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head Yes 7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself 8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand YES 9. Tried to push open a door that said pull Yes 10. Tried to pull open a door that said push Yes 11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion 12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else Yes 13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs Yes 14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave 15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair Yes and paint too! 16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble Yes 17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it Yes 18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard Yes and i almost died in the process 19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name Yes 20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot 21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on 22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle If a bicicle/waveboard/rollers count then Yes 23. Have run into a closed door Yes (it hurt a lot) 24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else 25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it Yes 26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke Yes 27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer Yes 28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan Yes 29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk Almost 30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock Yes -_- 31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it Yes 32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside 33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else Yes 34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property 35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot Yes (in my defense i was very Young) 36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on Yes 37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in Yes 38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard Yes 39. Walked into a pole Yes (lets be honest... Who HASN'T) 40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident 41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house Yes 42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on Yes 43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small Yes 44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it Yes 45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do. (Yes!) 46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it Yes 47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up Yes 48. Have poked yourself in the eye Yes 49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on Yes 50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair Yes 51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test Yes 52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil Yes 53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it Yes 54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was. Yes 55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were 56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on Yes 57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day Yes 58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it Yes 59. Made fun of somone else joking about something when you have/do that thing yourself. Yes 60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie Yes 61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa 62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it 63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence Yes 64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person yES 65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side Yes 66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions Yes 67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong Yes 68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it Yes 69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out Yes 70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught Yes 72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb Yes 73. Ran into a door jam Yes 74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid Yes 75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it Yes 76. Have purposely licked playground sand 77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band Yes 78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't Yes 79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people Yes 80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out Yes 81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off Yes (it hurt) 82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again Yes (with both actually) 83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back. 84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about Yes 85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair Yes 86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone Yes 87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird 88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people 89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafetería Yes 90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it. Yes 91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil Yes 92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them Yes (I didnt name them tough) 93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper Yes 94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours Yes 95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story Yes 96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs 97. You have spelled your own name wrong before Yes 98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling. Yes 99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class Yes 100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth Yes Conclussion: Im an idiot. A really big idiot. -Pick the month you were born in- January I killed February I smelled March I ran naked with April I jumped May I ate June I shot July I danced with August I loved September I kissed October I robbed November I slapped December I stabbed -Pick the day you were born on- 1 A banana 2 A homeless guy 3 A house 4 A mop 5 Barney the dinosaur 6 A sock 7 A stripper 8 My lover 9 My teacher 10 An iPod 11 A movie star 12 A phone 13 An angel 14 A drunk guy 15 A crack head 16 A pillow 17 A cat 18 A teletubby 19 A hobo 20 Paris Hilton 21 A dog 22 A bird 23 Elmo 24 A rock star 25 My toothbrush 26 A glass of milk 27 The kool-aid man 28 A French fry 29 A lesbian 30 An emo 31 A snowman -Pick the color of the shirt you wearing- White Because a hobo stole my taco. Black Because the voices told me to. Pink Because I wanted to. Red Because I’m bringing sexy back! Brown because I’m on crack. Polka dots Because insanity is fun! Purple cuz I’m gangsta my home skillett and biscutz. Gray because I’m cool like dat Green Because big bird told me to. Orange Because I know kung-fu. Maroon because I’m a good girl. Turquoise Because I was chasing the leprechaun. Blue Because that’s how I roll! Tye dye because I’m a freaking scuba diver you got a problem with that? Didn’t think so! Yellow Because the hippies kidnapped me in the middle of the night. None Because the aliens did experiments on me. -Now read it all together and laugh at yourself! Repost this as what you are... Result: I stabbed a pillow because a hobo stole my taco. "If you've ever wished you could be normal, screw you. There's no such thing. So don't bother copy and pasting it." - A very smart person Really Random stuff!! Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver! When in doubt, push random buttons! There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs. Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to. Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run--he hates that. Best excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. Come to the dark side. We have cookies. Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised we lied about the cookies? Dear math, I am not a therapist, solve your own problems. When life gives you lemons...keep them cause hey...free lemons. Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. I have not yet begun to procrastinate. Sometimes I wonder "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" then, it hits me. I don't suffer from insanity . . . I enjoy every minute of it. WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps . . . I tend to walk into walls and off the occasional cliff. There are three kinds of people in the world: those that can count, and those that can't. The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader. You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us. Slinky escalator = endless fun. People tell me I'm weird and I say "You just figured that out?" (I have done this so many times.) Best friends are the people that know all about you and still put up with you. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. I dream of a better tomorrow- where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned. I don't have a short attention span, I just - ooh, a kitty! I'm not insane . . . I just do whatever the voices tell me to. I don't obsess; I think intensely. At my lemonade stand, I use to give the first glass free and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote. If you can't convince them, confuse them. The statistics of insanity is that one in every four Americans is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If it's not them, it's you. The buddy system is essential to survival; it gives the enemy something else to shoot at. If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving. Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you. Whoever said words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary. Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before. I do not deny everything. Always proofread to make you sure you don’t any words out. You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? When you get caught looking at him, remember he was looking back. I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago. Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls. I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. Who ever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious mental problems. I'm not lost, I'm exploring. "I use sarcasm too much...and that was sarcasm, by the way." Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up Most learn from observation. Some learn from experimentation. Then there are those who touch the fire to see if it's hot. If you are too afraid to walk in my footsteps, don't follow me. Best friends are the only ones brave enough to walk in my footsteps. They do it because hitting the wall is fun. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.” Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!” Smile. All the time. When a teacher asks you a question... Reply "ERM, COMPUTER SAYS NOOO!!" When you hear a Police car siren from outside, run around screaming in the classroom shouting "Oh no, they're here. What do I do? Miss/Sir you have to help me! They must have found the body! HELP!" When they tell you to do something, say "YOU AND WHAT ARMY!" When a clerk in Target asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!" Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things... You have to read this! The human race is very stupid if they actually put these things on actual consumer labels... On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping.". Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair. On a bag of Chips: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." The shoplifter special? On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." And that would be how? On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." But, it's just a suggestion On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down". Well...duh, a bit late, huh! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating". And you thought...? On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." But wouldn't this save me more time? On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts. On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." And I am taking this...because? On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." As opposed to...what? On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious. On packet of Nobbys' Peanuts:- "Warning: contains nuts." Talk about a news flash! On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta? I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for this one: On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly". On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: "Put on fork and eat." No! Really?! We're supposed to eat food?! Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something... If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. If you can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If you can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If you can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If you can't kill 'em, then you’re screwed. Ignorance killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. If a safety pin, duct tape or a band-aid can't fix it, then you have a serious problem. I'm gonna live forever!...Or die trying. War doesn't determine who's right, it determines who's left. ADOSH: Attention Deficit- Ooh Shiny Thing. Nope, can't go to Hell. Satan still has that restraining order against me... I'm probably the coolest dork you'll ever meet. Boys in books are just...Better! You know you're a geek when procrastination doesn't affect your grades. I have nothing against God, it's his fan club I can't stand! I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face. Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them. It's us against the world...we attack at dawn. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak. This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence. Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one? You know your an idiot when: 1. You accidentally enter your password into the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace. 4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV. 6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer. 7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling. 8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this. 9. You were too busy to notice there's no number five. 10. You actually look to check if there was a number five. 11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity. 12. Repost if you fell for it. You know you did. A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son; people call her a slut and no one knows she was raped at 13. People call another Guy fat; no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight . People call an old man ugly; no one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. People call a women bald, but they don't know she has cancer. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% of you won't do it. If you are or know someone who is crazy, put this in your profile. If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile. If your best friend knows you are completely insane, and yet somehow puts up with your antics every time you see her, copy this on your profile. If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed. Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment. "Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues..." If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile. Screen doors are painful and sneaky. If you agree, copy this on your profile. If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. If you have a true friend copy this onto your profile If you have ever read a 250 page book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are a geek and love it, copy this onto your profile. If you do/have owned a Sega, copy this onto your profile! If you have a crush on a TV show character, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. I am not that girl, The one that is super popular. The one that is rich. The one obsessed with Twilight. The one that will lie to get her way. The one that doesn't care about your feelings. The one that wears her Team Edward or Team Peeta shirt proudly. The one that has a new boyfriend every week. The one that hates her life because she wears size-two jeans. The one that would cry over a boy. The one that loves Justin Bieber. The one that will give up because she broke a nail. The one that started wearing makeup at nine years old. BUT I am that girl, The one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who reads and writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that cries when she feels alone and helpless; it only shows she's strong. The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that doesn't care if she eats too much ice cream ... it tastes so good. The one that people like, because she's crazy. The one that doesn't care if she looks like a retard, because if looking like a retard is what it takes, go for it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow. The one who won't give in. The one who won't give up. .:FIRE:. You have a short temper. You often act on your emotions without thinking first. You are very competitive. You like to play with fire. You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all. You prefer warm weather over cold weather. You often lose control over yourself. You can be quite reckless. You sometimes hurt people without realizing it. People have often called you insane. Total: 4 .:WATER:. You have a calm, laid-back personality. You like to go to the beach. You rarely get angry. When you do get angry, you know how to control it. You think before you act. You are good at breaking up fights. You are a good swimmer. You like the rain. You can stay calm in stressful situations. You are very generous. Total: 5 .:EARTH:. You are physically strong. You have a close connection with nature. You don't mind getting dirty. You form strong opinions on issues that concern you. You could easily survive in the wild. You care about the environment. You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted. You rarely get depressed. You aren't afraid of anything. You prefer to have a strict set of rules. Total: 4 .:AIR:. You have a free spirit. You hate rules. You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces You hate to be restrained. You are very independent and outgoing. You are quite intelligent. You tend to be impatient. You are easily distracted. You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying. You wish you could fly. Total: 6 .:DARKNESS:. You spend most of your time alone. You prefer nighttime over daytime. You like creepy things. You like to play tricks on people. Black is your favorite color. You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc. You don't talk much. You are atheist. You don't mind watching scary movies. You love to break the rules. Total: 2 .:LIGHT:. You are very polite. You are spiritual. When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them You believe everything you see or hear. You are afraid of the dark. You hate violence. You hope for world peace. You are generally a happy person. Everyone loves to be around you. You always follow the rules. Total: 8 YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. You love jeans. Dogs are better than cats. It's hilarious when people get hurt. You've played with/against boys on a team. Shopping is torture. Sad movies stink. You own/ed an X-Box Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. You watch sports on TV. You love video games. Guitar Hero/Rock Band rule! Gory movies are cool. You go to your dad for advice. You own like a trillion baseball caps. You like going to high school football games. You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. Baggy pants are cool to wear. It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. You love to go crazy and not care what people think. Sports are fun. Talk with food in your mouth. Sleep with your socks on at night Total: 20 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/stick. You love to shop. You wear eyeliner. You wear the color pink. Go to your mum for advice. You consider cheerleading a sport. You hate wearing the color black. Video games are boring. Rock Band/Guitar Hero are a waste of time. You like hanging out at the mall. You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. You like wearing jewelry. Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. You don't like the movie Star Wars. You were/are in gymnastics/dance. It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (I am really lazy and get distracted easily) You smile a lot more than you should. You care about what you look like. You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. You love the movies. Used to play with dolls as little kid. Like putting make-up on someone else for the heck of it. Like being the star of every thing. Total: 9 HEROES OF OLYMPUS CHILD OF ZEUS You like being in charge. You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt. You were voted Class President. You do what’s best for everyone. You think you have what it takes to run for President. You think every problem has a solution. You love showing off. You like plane rides. You are hydrophobic- 4/10 CHILD OF POSEIDON You feel at home in the water. Your favorite vacation place is at the beach. You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc. You want to do something about the marine species being abused today. You visit the local pool on a regular basis. You swim professionally. You hate seafood. You never get seasick. You’d rather ride a boat than a plane. You are acrophobic- 4/10 CHILD OF HADES You’re not that much of a people person. You like staying in the dark and writing. You experience bad moods on a regular basis. You like listening to loud, angry music. You spend most of your time alone. You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying. You like to keep to yourself. All your closets are padlocked (or you wish they could be) You write in diary/journal/blog. You feel most active at night.- 7/10 CHILD OF DEMETER You own a garden. You like the great outdoors. You have a green thumb. You’re an environmentalist. You have a special connection with animals. You’re a vegetarian. You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world. You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly. You love going to flower shops. You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.- 3/10 CHILD OF ARES You often start fights. You’re a very aggressive type of person. You like watching wrestling. You’re competitive. You like reading about war. You don’t take crap from anybody. You have anger management. You never back away from a fight. Everyone does what you say. You don’t always think before you do something.- 4/10 CHILD OF ATHENA You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis. Half of your Christmas presents last year were books. You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it. You’re the valedictorian in your class. You’ve never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card. You get political jokes without asking people to explain them. You think it would be better if you were the President. You have a huge shelf of books at home. You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.- 1/10 CHILD OF APOLLO You’re very creative and artistic. You like listening to all kinds of music in general. You always feel sunny and optimistic. You are talented at drawing. You like writing poetry. You can play at least 3 musical instruments. You like going to art museums. You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests. You have straight A's in Art on your report card. Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.- 9/10 HUNTER OF ARTEMIS You dislike boys in general.A deer is one of your favorite animals. You can shoot targets. You like silver. You like the moon better than the sun. Zoe Nightshade is awesome. You love wild animals You spend most of your time outdoors. You love to move around the place. Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters- 5/10 CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS You have a way with tools. You build awesome things during your free time. You’re the best at Woodshop in your class. Metalworking is your forte. You have your own toolbox. You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots. You’re a techie. You often have carpentry projects. You dream of being a carpenter. You aren’t afraid of fire.1/10 CHILD OF APHRODITE Every guy/girl swoons for you. You like putting on makeup. You naturally smell good. You never experience a bad hair day. Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping. You’re always at the front of every trend. You’re the popular girl/guy at your school. You’re often invited to parties. Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.” You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.-1/10 CHILD OF HERMES You like pickpocketing your friends. You’re a prankster. You’re a speed demon. You consider yourself restless. You’re the best speaker in the class.You like thinking on your feet and using your wits. You’re inventive and resourceful. You often start arguments. You’ve never lost a debate.You like making witty and sarcastic statements.- 8/10 CHILD OF DIONYSUS You’re the life of the party. You like wine. You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there. You can finish a martini in less than a minute.. You have a happy, cheerful disposition. You’re a foodie. You like going to social events and mingling with people. You like trying out new food. You feel that you’re abundant in life. You think that too much of anything is bad.- 2/10 Apollo Child ouo 1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be? The Apollo Cabin or the lake. 2. Which PJatO/HoO Character Would You Date? No one. 3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend? Idk. 4. Which PJatO/HoO Character Do You Hate? oCTAVIAN. SO MUCH. 5. Your Favorite PJatO/HoO book? The Lightning Thief! 6. Your Favorite PJatO/HoO Character? LEO AND NICO 7. Favorite God or Goddess? Apollo, Zeus, Poseidon 8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do "Hello there" 9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you? hOO BOY. I DUNNO. 10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you? Leo, Percy and Jason. We are the Idiot Quartet 11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question? CASUALLY RUNS AWAY WAVING A WHITE FLAG* 12. Favorite PJatO Pairing? JASICO 13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...?? "Hi" *Awkward silence* 14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be? Drawing and using my coumpter. 15. Favorite PJatO Quote? "Seaweed brain"-Annabeth "Behold! The god's chosen beverage. Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke!" -Percy Jackson 16. Favorite Percy Moment? Percy telling Octavian: "Well now both me and Jason outrank you Ocatvian, so we can BOTH tell you to shut up." *fist pump* 17. Favorite Nico Moment? When he forgives Percy. aND WHEN WE FIND OUT HE'S AS STRAIGHT AS A CIRCLE. HUEHUEHUE 18. Favorite god or goddess Moment? When Poseidon complains about Zeus giving dramatic exits. Dammit Zeus. 19. Favorite Grover Moment? "I could go for some damn food!" -Grover Underwood 20. Favorite Random Moment? Percy telling Frank that Arion called him "giant chinese-canadian baby" I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart. (I read this a year ago. I re-read it now. It still breaks my heart.) |
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