The two eldest Bennet girls are at college modern day take on Pride and Prejudice. I don't own any characters that you recognise as Jane Austens.

I hate Fairy Tales. Which is why it's just my luck that I'm stuck going through a billion fairy tales. Oh joy. But it gets better. I have to kiss my True Love at the end of each fairy tale. And I just found out my True Love is Phoenix. My worst enemy.

A story about friends from foreign lands, chasing the horde of an evil lynx known as Dregg Ironclaw. But, when the wildcat lays his amber eyes on Redwall, will our heros be able to help the abbey to repel the dark army? R&R

It is 1939. World famous archaeologist Indiana Jones has been on many adventures, but now faces one of his deadliest quests yet. He will need to travel hospitable lands, and once again face great danger as well as a new enemy. STORY REWRITTEN SLIGHTLY...

The tale of a young ottermaid named Silver. A few hours after discovering she had a big brother, Silver and friends must find out what the ancient prophecy that killed her mother is and keep Argento away from a horrible fate.

Eliza’s an outspoken American, Darcy’s a blueblood British lawyer. Eliza’s prejudiced to think that her opinion is the only one worth having, Darcy’s pride causes him to be ill suited to recommend himself to Americans. Can hate turn to love? Perhaps...

Horatio remembers Hamlet in their university days. Written a bazillion years ago when I was still in highschool, thought it was sort of fun.

A Redwall and Phantom of the Opera crossover. A young vixen shows up in Mossflower Country, with a mysterious mission and past. What's her secret? And why have strange events been happening at the Abbey? Work in Progress...please review!

To find trespassers in Willy Wonka's chocolate factory is a rare and unusual event, but when it does happen, the trespassers themselves turn out to be very rare and unusual indeed...

If Katherine was aggressive when she was wooed and wed, what about when she was pregnant? A Taming of the Shrew oneshot just for fun.

Puck and Oberon face a new challenge that will require a ton of trickery to pull off. Harry Potter crossover. Enjoy!

my friends and i rewrote a scene from romeo and juliet...funny funny funny

Basically we read Romeo and Juliet in class and had to write a sonnet describing their love. This is the result.

This is a series of vignettes, each told from the point of view of a different female character in the Trojan War story. Some are sympathetic to Helen...others are not.

Not in txt spk, I promise! : a bad day for Scrooge, fighting off a relapse.

Poems I wrote for my English Lit class, I got A's on all of them. R&R!

A modern retelling of "Pride and Prejudice."

This was an assignment for English class, though I did enjoy it qute a bit. It ends quite abruptly and I am sorry for that. I finished it in one night because it was due the next day, and I just kept writing, so around 2 o'clock I decided it was time to e