Time. The indefinite and continued progress of existence and events in the past, present, and future. Important, is it not? An oddly objective, obviously abstract piece of some greater, grander, idiosyncratic puzzle. Confused? You should be. But worry not. For I shall give all of this to you but in a word. Arbitrary. So I hereby introduce myself to you as a proud author, ardent beta, and sensibly fallacious character. And, yes, you should still be quite confused.