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Joined 02-26-10, id: 2270583, Profile Updated: 02-10-11
Author has written 1 story for James Bond.

My work to date is only a quick stab at Flemming's Book-Bond, in many respects a very different character from his movie-screen brother.

The inspiration came to me when I'd been reading about PTSD, then got reading "Goldfinger" and "You only live twice". I realised that Flemming's bond lived in in a universe populated by brand names and flavours, and that Bond himself was surrounded by death.

If you read my humble effort, please leave a review. I'd very much like to know what you think of it.

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The Secret Diary Of Cameron Baum by Pjazz reviews
Cameron keeps a secret and personal diary of her activities. Next chapter. After narrowly escaping the clutches of the T-1000, Cameron meets an ancestor and performs a makeover.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 109 - Words: 445,812 - Reviews: 2978 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 8/5/2008
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35029 - Favs: 24,932 - Follows: 18,619 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
CONTINUUM Serrano Point: 2028 by Alex Lecorn reviews
Set after Born to Run. First in a series. John and Catherine go to the future to find John Henry, save Cameron, and discover the secrets to defeating SkyNet. Finished. Please Review.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,558 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Complete
Century by King Steve reviews
Sequel to Judgement's Dawn. Forced apart by tragedy, John Connor is thrust into the horrors of the Skynet work camps, whilst Cameron searches for her lost love. I strongly recommend reading Judgement's Dawn before reading this, so it'll make sense.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 258,070 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 5/16/2009 - John C., Cameron - Complete
Long Night by Lendrick reviews
Following the events in "Born to Run", John Connor and Catherine Weaver set out into the wasteland, and John learns a bit about Skynet and the machines.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,953 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 5/30/2009 - John C., Catherine W.
Irony, Thy Name is Cameron by ElusiveSanity reviews
My vision of what happens after Born to Run. Begins at the end of the episode, and continues on. My very first fan fiction. John/Cameron
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,111 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - John C., Cameron - Complete
Six Days, Seven Nights by Strykenine reviews
John finds himself in an unfriendly future. He joins Catherine in an uneasy alliance and though they have different goals, their paths are joined. Rated M for Sci-fi violence and language.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,889 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - John C., Catherine W. - Complete
A Girl Named River by Pjazz reviews
Vinny Savage, mercenary and scavenger, encounters a mysterious young girl amid the ruins of post-apocalypse LA. A girl named River. Final chapter. Vinny delivers River into Catherine Weaver's clutches - and gets the surprise of his life.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,081 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Complete
Going Native by Rap541 reviews
GalacticaStar Trek Next Generation. What do you do when you're a lost Starfleet officer in the Beta Quadrant? You blend in and hope for the best.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 156,591 - Reviews: 1344 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Gaeta
How Dereck Came to Hate Cameron by SophiaTab reviews
Pretty much what the title says. Because there has to be more than a simple reason, Derek tore up watching her dance. This is the back story I want them to have. The first chapter is tame, but it's rated M for later chapters. Please, Read & Review!
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,222 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Cameron, Derek R. - Complete
First Day Jitters by wallACEwho
Fic based on an LJ Series. UNIT's Major Blackman has an interesting first day at work
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,083 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Complete
Old Soldiers Never Die by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,234 - Reviews: 2963 - Favs: 6,656 - Follows: 2,639 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Face Value by Gary Merchant reviews
After a transfer from the regular army to UNIT, Corporal Carol Bell finds things a little different.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4572 - Favs: 8,418 - Follows: 2,557 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
Stargate: XT1 by Union-Jack2.0 reviews
Extreme AU! NONSHIPPER FIC! Warning! Possible culture shock and disorientation! The Stargate never made it to the United States: instead, it is in the hands of the British Government. Click here for something COMPLETELY different.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,802 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/16/2006 - Published: 5/27/2006
UNIT UK by ComsatAngel reviews
An inquisitive British Army officer, manning a security cordon after the Autons battle UNIT, notices strange things about the bodies of the supposed terrorists. He investigates further, and gets unwillingly recruited into UNIT. 3rd Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,747 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/5/2005 - Published: 8/9/2005
Ashes of Evil by Marcus S. Lazarus reviews
The Doctor, the Brigadier, and UNIT's scientific advisor Nina Spencer find themselves pitted against the Dictator of the Inferno Earth... [Discontinued due to lost data]
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,059 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/12/2004 - Published: 3/27/2004 - 7th Doctor, Brigadier, OC
Compromise by Gary Merchant reviews
Why did the Doctor remain with UNIT after The Silurians? This two hander between the Doctor and the Brigadier explains.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2003
Bond's Demons reviews
James Bond - 007 - has a difficult episode before he gets taken off the sick list after the events of "From Russia , with Love". This follows Bond-of-the-novels much more than it does Bond-of-the-Movies. Apologies if I've put it in the wrong place.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Complete