![]() Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Batman, and South Park. Hey hey, if you're reading my stories, I'm sorry that I'm updating slowly but I have a problem with ending my stories in a good way. I will finish them soon enough though. My favorite person in the whole world is Freddy Krueger. He is so awesome. Which all of my friends are so tired to hear about. Me and Alice in my class have the same argument at least once a week. Who is cooler; Freddy or Pinhead? Krugster for the win! Pindude for the lose! Anyway, I am writing a fic about him right now and I hope to have it finished some time soon! My second favorite is The Joker. And even though I think he is at his best when he is alone I really like Harley Quinn. Man, they crack me up. I am a fool for the Joker and I can't picture the world without him. I am a real manga- and comic book nerd. So some of my stories will be like Naruto and One piece and such. I'm also a really big Harry Potter nerd. I sat in that stinking line for seven hours on June the 21th and then I read non-stop for 20 hours. My beauty sleep took a big hit that day. I also happen to be a big supporter of slash :) If you don't like, that's fine, we all have different opinions. So maybe I'll write some slash stories and if I do you can just keep your flames to your self. I'm bi myself so I might just take it personally, (I'm kidding, freedom of speech and all that.) Name: Tinto Age: 18 Gender: Girl, couldn't you tell from my intro? Hair: Short, red. Eyes: Black/brown Hight: 5' 7 (170 cm) Favorite item: 3 meter long scarf Favorite film: Impossible to tell 'cause it changes every day Favorite book: Same as above Least favorite person: Lyra -:utter hate:- Quotes I like and/or have said: Can pigeons stumble? -Tinto “Even though he looks to be about 5 foot 3 inches, I still voted for The Kruegster, because he took a hit to the chest from a sledge hammer, fell over the upstairs railing onto a matress then had a light bulb blow up in his face and was still 100 ready to slay... Mad respect.” Unknown awesome person And because I shared it the taste slipped into the sand. -Tinto Mickey, it's eeeasy! ... I've read about it. -Blood brothers "I know what you are!" "I'm the best there ever was!" -Peter Pan(film) If you were me... I'd be ugly. -Peter Pan(film) "The time has come," the walrus said, "to talk of many things: Of shoes and ships - and sealing wax - of cabbages and kings”- Alice in Wonderland I can't explains myself I'm afraid sir, because I'm not myself you see. I'm afraid I can't put it more clearly, for I can't understand it myself to begin with; and being so many different sizes in a day is very confusing.- Alice in Wonderland(book) It would have been funny if it wasn't so pathetic... Oh whateheck, I'll laugh anyway. Hiyahahahahahahahaha..! -Joker Parting is such sweet sorrow, dearest. Still you can't say we didn't show you a good time. Enjoy yourself out there. In the asylum. Just remember if it ever gets too tough... There's always a place for you here. -Joker, A Serious house on a Serious earth Something like that happened to me once. I- I'm not sure. Sometimes I remember it this was sometimes an other. If I'm going to have a past I'd preferit to be a multiple choice! -Joker, The Killing Joke But I thought..! I thought you’d let me be Jack again... -Tinto’s Joker "I've never seen him live and in a way I don't want to, because everyone needs their struggle. Batman needs his Joker; I need to always wish that I'd seen Prince live." -Patrick Stump (Not just a quote I like because of the Joker reference. I like Patrick.) I'm just the dog who saw the rainbow... Only.. None of the other dogs believe me. -Kate and Leopold No. No, fuck you, Montgomery Brogan. You had it all and then you threw it away, you dumb fuck! -The 25th hour. (Love this entire monologue but it's really long so I just put in the end bit.) It feels like when you've taken an overdose you know. You have to move around all the time because when you fall asleep you die. Now everything is okay 'cause I'm with you guys and we're talking and all, but when I get home later and I really get the time to think about it, it will hit me what just happened. That's when I "die". -Tinto (from the saddest moment of my life.) I'm the biggest klutz alive so when I saw this I couldn't resist ;) If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy this into your profile. If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile. If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool, copy this into your profile. If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy this into your profile. If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile. If you think rock paper scissors solves everything, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped where there is a ‘watch your step’ sign, copy this into your profile. If you have ever walked into a wall before, copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile. If you have ever been dragged around the shops for hours on end by your best friend, copy this into your profile. If you don’t dance to avoid injury to yourself and those around you, copy this into your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. 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