Mariah Sarona
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Joined 01-19-14, id: 5466655, Profile Updated: 08-07-14
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Greetings and welcome to my profile. I have posted my story, so if you read it please give your honest opinion. It is about an awesome webcomic called 'Homestuck'. If you do not know what Homestuck is then I suggest you visit 'mspaintadventures(dot)com'. If you have any suggestions about the story, then I will happily answer them!

0) I love Homestuck, Invader Zim, and countless other fandoms.

1) I think the number 0 is a number and deserves to be admired and used.

2) I really like OCs, so be prepared if you read my stories.

3) I am willing to answer almost any question you ask me.

4) I have never been to any conventions (Although if I get the chance and one is near me I would totally go)

5) I play the Alto Saxophone.

6) I am currently in school.

7) I love to read

8) My favorite animal is the Wolf

9) I am known to be long-winded.

10) I am dedicated to the fandoms I am a part of.

11) I am a new writer and was inspired by SilverTopHat

12) My story, 'Two Sides of One Coin' is Co-Written and beta read by SilverTopHat.

13) I appreciate dearly those who review my story and give constructive criticism.

14) Sollux, Terezi, Nepeta, and Tavros are my favorite Alternian Trolls.

15) Kankri, Aranea, Meulin, and Mituna are my favorite Beforus Trolls.

Okay, now that's out of the way, enjoy some copy and pastes I enjoy reading.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. (At least in heritage)

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. (I wish I was)

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I can't help POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler.

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull

10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair (I was really young)

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.

23. Have run into a closed door

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else

25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk (It was a big crack)

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot

36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole

40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

48. Have poked yourself in the eye

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test

52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it

54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on

57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out

70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

73. Ran into a door jam

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked playground sand

77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people (For some reason I already do that without being hyper, such as when I'm tired. Or when I'm trying to joke around and they take it seriously.)

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out

81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back. (I came up with the following reason, 'To have something to connect the leash to.')

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird

88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria

90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it

Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

23) Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

--I tried being normal. But I didn't like it.

--If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

--People that don't know me, think I'm quiet. People that know me, wish I was.

--I speak Sarcasm as a second language

--Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.

--Procrastinators Unite!...tomorrow.

--Some people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.

--Before you judge a person, walk a mile in his shoes. After that it doesn't matter. You're a mile away from him and you got his shoes!

--Sanity? Why would I want something as useless as that?

--I'm not suffering from insanity...I'm enjoying every minute of it!

--We are not retreating...we are advancing in another direction.

--Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam a revolving door.

--Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

-- Don't worry about the world ending today it's already tomorrow in some other part of the world!

--I'm not so good with advice. May I offer a sarcastic comment?

--Every day I think people can't get any dumber. Every day I'm proven horribly wrong.

--I didn't escape from the mental ward! Those sirens are a complete coincidence!

--Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

--Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell and run like heck. He hates it.

--Light travels faster than sound, that's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

--Some people are like slinkies, good for nothing, but they make you smile when you push them down a flight of stairs.

--It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.

--Normal people worry me.

--And to think you are the result of millions of years of evolution!

--There's nothing that can't be fixed with duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over.

--Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

--I stopped fighting my inner demons quite some time ago. We're on the same side now.

--I do not have an attitude problem! I have an attitude, but I just can't find a problem with it.

--I'm not mean, I just say what most people keep in their heads.

--I don't need your attitude, I have my own.

--I'm not mean, you're just a sissy.

--You're a great friend. But if zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you

--Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid.

--I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face.

--Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me.

--That which does not kill me had better run pretty fast!

--Someday we'll look back on all this and crash the car.

--There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

--My Reality Check bounced.

--On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

--The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me" HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!

--I didn't fall for you, you tripped me.

--I am being driven insane. And I must say the scenery is nice.

--A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

--Slinky Escalator = Endless fun

--If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

--A day without sunshine is like...Night.

--Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

--Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

--I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

--One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

--It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

--Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

--"If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed."

--Most learn by observation. Some learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually touch the fire
Now it's time for the 'fill in the blank' things.

1 word quiz You Can Only Type One Word Not as easy as you may think.

1. Where is your cell phone? - none

2. Boyfriend/girlfriend? - none

3. Your hair? - wavy

4. Your mother? - loving

5. Your father? - gamer

6. Your favorite thing? - many

7. Your dream last night? - amazing

8. Your favorite drink? - soda

9.Your dream car? - futuristic

10. The room you're in? - computer

11. Your ex? - none

12. Your fear? - many

14. Where were you last night? - here

15. What you're not right now? - bedroom

16. Muffins? - YEAH!!

17. One of your wish list items? - Games

18. Where you grew up? - everywhere

19. The last thing you did? - read

20. What are you wearing? - black

21.Whats on TV? - dunno

22.Your pet or pets? - cats

23. Your computer? - desktop

24.Your Life? - good

25.Your Mood? - ambivalent

26. Missing someone? - yes

28. Your car? - none

29. Your work? - none

30. Like someone? - family

31. Your favorite color? - red

32. When is the last time you laughed? - minutes

NO CHEATING!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. Austin

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? Red

3. Your first initial? M
4. Your month of birth? January
5. Which color do you like more, black or white? Black
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Faith
7. Your favorite number? 413
8. Do you like California or Florida more? California
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? Lake
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). To be a part of something bigger.

Alright, answer time!

1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
soul mate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. (so... 413 friends? I don't think that's possible.)
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc., AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, zeusgirl39, 7Cerberus7, Cadisha Ora Rhaksha Caden, Don't Shoot the Puppy, PinkPearlWings07, ERB000, wolveswolvesandmorewolves, PsychicEevee0103, Mariah Sarona,

Girls, copy and paste this on your profile!

(x)You love hoodies.
(x)You love jeans.
( )Dogs are better than cats.
(x)It's hilarious when people get hurt.
(x)You've played with/against boys on a team.
( )Shopping is torture.
(x)Sad movies suck.
(x)You own/ed an X-Box.

(x)Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
( )At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
(x)You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
(x)You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
( )You watch sports on TV.
( )Gory movies are cool.
( )You go to your dad for advice.

( )You own like a trillion baseball caps.
( )You like going to high school football games.
( )You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
( )Baggy pants are cool to wear.
(x)It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
(x)Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors.

(x)You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
( )Sports are fun.
( )Talk with food in your mouth.
( )Sleep with your socks on at night.
(x)Listen to Rock, Alternative, Metal, Techno music and LOVE IT

TOTAL: 13

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

( )You wear lip gloss/stick.
( )You love skirts.
(x)Cats are better than dogs.
( )You love to shop.
( )You wear eyeliner.
( )You wear the color pink.
(x)Go to your mom for advice.

(x) Yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favorite colors.
( )You hate wearing the color black.
( )You like hanging out at the shopping center.
( )You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
( )You like wearing jewelry.
( )Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
( )You don't like the movie Star Wars.
( )You were in gymnastics/dance.
( )It takes you around/more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.
( )You smile a lot more than you should.

( )You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
( )You care about what you look like.
( )You like wearing dresses when you can.
( )You like wearing body perfume.
( )You love the movies.
(x)Used to play with dolls as little kid.
( )Like being the star of every thing.
( )You love One Direction, Justin Beiber or other pop stars with similar music (gag)

TOTAL: 4

unfeminine

Congrats! You made it to the fanfictions! If you have an extremely long profile, copy and paste this to the bottom of it!

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

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Borderlands: Alex's Journey by DragonMaster77 reviews
A 7th Vault Hunter joins the other six in there journey to take down Handsome Jack and stop him from reawakening The Warrior. The plot of the 2nd game seen through the eyes of my character. May contain some May0 not decided yet. Chapter 9 officially up.
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,622 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Zer0, Maya, Handsome Jack, OC
The Mercury Alchemist by AveryScarlet reviews
What if there was someone who traveled with the Elric Brother's that never existed before? And that there was actually 8 homunculi? Meet Catherine Cairo, a once normal girl with the love for anime and FMA, wishing for her life to change. What she didn't expect was to be sent to the other side of the gate! Will she find out who she really is and find a way back home? EdxOC AlxOC
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 364,870 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 6/14 - Published: 8/17/2012 - [Edward E., OC] Alphonse E.
Karkat Vantas and a Fucking Cherry-Red Stone by TashaLeway reviews
Karkat Vantas is going to Hogwarts where he will be judged because of something, he doesn't even know about. How will he react, when he finds out that everybody around him lied? Will his friends stand with him through this, or will they abandon him? No game.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,336 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 3/2/2014 - John E., Karkat V., Caliborn, Kankri V.
Prophecy of Two Boys by Smartiepants007 reviews
People who are born with two souls in their body are rare. But since when did Harry and Percy obey the rules? Follow them as they try to survive after their brother was mistaken for being the Boy-Who-Lived. AU. Wrong BWL
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 66 - Words: 253,035 - Reviews: 1759 - Favs: 2,331 - Follows: 2,338 - Updated: 8/16/2017 - Published: 5/28/2014 - Harry P., Percy J.
Keeping A Promise by Lanx Borealis reviews
After the death of his estranged student, Nicholas Flamel, Edward Elric gives the man one promise: To protect Harry Potter, the child who helped save the Stone. But when writing in blood start appearing in the walls of Hogwarts, hinting at an old evil returning, Edward must prevent the repeat of fifty years ago. Discontinued.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 118,175 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 1,142 - Updated: 9/3/2016 - Published: 3/14/2014 - Harry P., Albus D., Edward E. - Complete
The Bane of Skaia by InfiniteUniverses reviews
With no memory, Dave Strider is opened to the world of demigods and must face what demigods face everyday-it's just that he's not a demigod. He's something else. And with a quest on his hands, no memories, and a task to defeat an undefeatable being that most certainly killed his Bro/Father, life seems harder than it should be.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,803 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/5/2015 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Annabeth C., Jason G., Dave S., Jack Noir/Spades Slick
Slender Girl by Marie Ford reviews
When Jack finds a young girl, the town isn't so sure about having a human in town...but she's much, much more than any human. First frantic... enjoy!
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,694 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/27/2015 - Published: 2/11/2014 - [Jack S., Sally] Oogie Boogie
Fandomstuck by Eevee2glacia reviews
"10 fandoms play a game." Warnings inside, T because I'm paranoid. (On hiatus until late august/early september.)
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/9/2015 - Published: 2/9/2013
Best Friends by Nix Spiritus reviews
When two complete opposites meet, what else could happen other than war between the two? Rated T for language. Have a nice day, lovely readers!
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 44 - Words: 23,632 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 1/9/2014
Don't Cry Wolf by TessII reviews
Dib. Zim. Werewolves. Maybe some madness. Just read it.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,468 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 5/16/2014 - Zim, Dib, Gaz
How to train your troll by FanficFanatic546 reviews
There was a cove. It was a beautiful place; it had a waterfall, a blue lake, lush green grass, and spots of sunshine shone on random parts of it. In the cove a nightfury was lying on a patch of almost destroyed ground. It was grey but had dark grey/black scales on its torso and front legs, on its black scaled chest was a grey cancer symbol.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 6/8/2014
The Beginning by DumberAs reviews
Set in the Negaverse. We all know how Darkwing got Gosayln and met Launchpad. But how did Negaduck meet his? How did his beginning start out? Well this is his story... rated T for language.
DarkWing Duck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,439 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 4/23/2014 - Launchpad, Negaduck, NegaGosalyn
Her Blissful Wanderings by Rehza reviews
A simple, rural-region girl finds herself in a new region, Solein, one of the most technologically adept, and is then forced onto a journey by her grandfather. There, she will meet many people and travel far and wide across Solein as she searches for a place where she can belong. With her new friend, Absol, at her side, she will carve out a path to a home of her very own.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,239 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 1/20/2014 - OC
Walk Three Worlds by 00AwkwardPenguin00 reviews
AU after The Ultimate Enemy, spoilers for Deathly Hallows. Danny is forced to move in with Vlad after the Nasty Burger explosion, and refuses to make the same mistakes twice.DFxOC, complete and revamped! CaelumFelis is now 00AwkwardPenguin00!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,580 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Harry P., Danny F. - Complete
Two Sides of One Coin reviews
Two sides of one coin, Ying and Yang, Push and Pull, Life and Death, one cannot exist without the other, this is where it begins. For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. Cause and Effect, this is what got me into this situation. Karma. Actions have effects in the future. My name is Mariah Sarona, and this is my story. ((First story, please review))
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,393 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 6/24/2014 - OC