Dain misunderstands Thorin's order to "take care of Bilbo Baggins" and tries to execute Bilbo. Bilbo manages to escape and runs for his life, unaware that the dwarves after him are trying to apologize to him, not kill him.

Gandalf wishes to see again and show the dwarves the little boy Bilbo Baggins used to be, so he turns him into five year old just before the visit from Balin, Bifur, Bofur and Bombur. Will it backlash on him? And what four dwarves will say, when they hear about Bilbo's mother, Belladonna Took?

Gandalf was getting thoroughly annoyed by the dwarves, so he decided to try and place a spell on them. Unfortunately, thanks to the dwarves being quite good with shields and dodging in general, Bilbo is hit with the spell instead, much to Thorin's chagrin and Gandalf's amusement. And what ensues? Chaos. Implied Thilbo.

Hobbits have a defense mechanism that takes effect when they grow weak and cold. Bilbo recognizes as it begins to take hold of him during the journey to Erebor. For a prompt on the Hobbit Kink Meme. Thorin/Bilbo

Hobbits on average eat six, sometimes seven meals a day. Bilbo struggles with eating drastically less than this while on the journey to Erebor and at the same time does not wish to show his weakness. Thorin/Bilbo, Starvation, Hurt/Comfort, Angst.

A blocked path, a stray spell, and a hobbit with the most peculiar sort of luck. Bilbo knew, leaving the Shire, that hobbits certainly weren't the tallest of folk in the big, wide world. But this is ridiculous. A magical mishap; a Thorin/Bilbo romance.

When Respawn malfunctions and their annoying Scout is turned into something far more precocious, it'll take all of the RED team's wits and patience to look after him. At the same time, Engineer must find a way to turn Scout back into an adult before the BLUs-or anyone else-realizes what's happened. No pairings, just a bunch of exhausted trained killers and one hyperactive child.