Labels/Statistics/Junk:

Personality: INFP (Introspective Intuitive Feeling Perceiving)

Type of "Dere": Dandere (In real life. On the Internet, I'm a Deredere.)

Zodiac Sign: Gee, I don't know. I think I'm that snake thing. That's a zodiac, right?

Birthday: July 11. I am in no way related to the 7/11 convenience store franchise.

Real Name: Noneyo Business

Real Age: See above for reference.

Doing Right Now: Not sleeping, that's for sure. (Updated 2:16 in the freaking morning.)

Hello! My name is Not a Cool Japanese Name, and I am a stupid American weeaboo! Well, American, using derogatory terms, is not very accurate... My parents are both from the island nation of the Philippines, so most people refer to me as Asian. I even have brown skin. However, although I am, strictly speaking, Asian, I am not Japanese, and, therefore, I can still be a weeaboo. Besides, we Flipinos have the party mentality and the "you must eat everything on your plate!" attitude of the Spanish, the tastes of an Italian (Our McDonald's there serve pasta, for crying out loud!), and the pop culture of America, so... we don't really count as Asian. :P Just kidding, the Philippines is about as Asian as you could get!

I chose my name, Not a Cool Japanese Name, because (Surprise, surprise!) I don't have a cool Japanese name. Oh, how I wish I were Japanese! Then I could be a real Otaku! Alas, I am nothing but a stupid American weeaboo.

I prefer stories with depth and complexity; heart-wrenching stories that make people cry. I like romance as a sub-plot, but I could never write an entire story with its base solely as the romance. There needs to be a deeper meaning, somewhere. Not to say that I don't like fluff, of course. ;D

I was first introduced to anime by a friend. Beforehand, I never thought that I would like anime, because I thought it was just a Japanese version of the typical Western cartoon. Just implying that in front of said friend threw her into a crazy fit and I lost several teeth.

...Well, not really. Anyway, after watching my first series, Sword Art Online, I fell in love with the genre. It was not a cartoon! It was art! It was a way to convey a story in a way that wasn't quite a comic book or a novel or a TV show or a cartoon. It was beautiful. My favorite anime series to this day is Angel Beats (Which, if you have ever watched the series, you would know why.)

From anime, I started delving deeper into Japanese culture (Because who wouldn't?!) and I learned about the Vocaloids. Literally overnight I became a fan of them, especially the two not-really-twins, Kagamine Len and Rin. I got interested in getting into the Vocaloids lore, so I watched a bunch of covers they did, and eventually I was led to a dark, spiderweb-filled place that I thought I had abandoned long, long ago: Fanfiction!

...And here I am now. Why did I just write this? Who knows?! It's not like anyone will ever read it! But, it's stimulating and fun for me, and that's all that really matters, isn't it?