A very tired lumberer stumbles her way into Bree, and unfortunately gets entangled in a plot involving a hobbit, his three buddies, and a very tall man. Another man can't decide whether he hates her or maybe wants under her dirty clothes. By sheer accident, the lumberer garners the attention of an elf. Desperately, the undercover Earther wishes they weren't all on the same quest.

Venom/Eddie Brock (This was just a little "slice of life" idea i had for venom and eddie...however i might make it a bit longer if people enjoy it... ) Summary: When your alien boyfriend wants to go all the way...so you let him.

A series of Hans/Seras stories inspired by the fanart of Lsayaku. Chapter 70: Before they leave Brazil in episode 4, Seras, Alucard and Pip receive word of a werewolf sighting.

Harry was at a loss, but it wasn't as though he could let it show. That wasn't what a Saviour did, after all. But loss entailed the need for direction. When a helping hand was offered, pointing him in just one such direction he clutched it like a drowning man. It wasn't a path he'd expected to be set upon, nor one he understood, but what more could he do?... (FULL SUMMARY WITHIN)

"You were killing me?" Eddie asked, his voice laced with disbelief. "What happened to we, man?" his voice was harsh and low, cracking with the emotions that tore through him. "What happened to we?" /Eddie struggles to cope without Venom before they find each other again. Lots of angst and fluff and eventual smut.

Loving Harry Potter is intoxicating. It is burning fire, it is freezing ice. It will consume you and you wont be able to quit him. Even if he quits you, there will never be anyone else. There is no point in even trying. He will love you with everything he has and ruin you for anyone else.

The battle is over, but a war is still waging inside Harry. The normal life he dreamed of is not what he thought it would be and the Weasley home is becoming less welcoming each day. Unsure of what he wants, things begin to sour around him. Then he gets the letter. He's invited to stand witness at Draco's final hearing. Will he go? If he does, what will happen after? Drarry pairing

venom goes about love in every wrong way he knows how. thank god for late night television. / "Me. They invited me for dinner," Eddie insists, trying again to make his hair look some specific way in the mirror. He's given up and started over three times. He's wrong. It's a double date.

Hello guys. I saw the new Venom film, and it's EPIC BTW. There are a couple of spoilers so be warned. I'm writing this as a one shot…unless I have enough requests to continue it and then I might. I'm testing the waters for if Symbrock action is popular enough or not... . MA for interspecies sex, Male on male really. Enjoy!

He knew how to hide, how to either fit in seamlessly with his surroundings or lean back into the shadows to escape detection. He knew how to get around without money or supplies. He knew how to evade and how to disappear. What he didn't know – from the moment he pulled Captain America's body from the Potomac – was what the hell he was going to do now.

Loki has been content to rot away in his cell until the end of his eternity, but after a year in solitude, he receives an unexpected guest - a new cellmate after all this time. Naomi has no idea why she's been kidnapped, but she now finds herself in captivity. And to make life even more interesting, only a single pane of glass separates her from the self-proclaimed God of Mischief.

Defeated and faced with imprisonment, Nuada instead joins the B.P.R.D. to pay for his crimes. His sister urges him to accept the humans, but his hatred is still strong. When a young and strange witch is in need of a home, the team adopts her and shows her the world she had been denied. But for Nuada, she shows him what it means to be human, to be forgiving, and to be loved…

[Kinktober 2017 series 17: Blood/Gore] Having a heat during the zombie apocalypse was probably the most terrifying part of the zombie apocalypse, but Peter shouldn't have been worried about being eaten. He should have worried about being bred. AU; Top Zombie Alpha Wade / Bottom Omega Human Peter

His stare as well as his grip remained unyielding. "Know this. If you run again, wherever you go, however far you manage to get.. I will find you, Katarina." His tone rumbled dangerously. He wasn't just threatening me, he was making a promise. Bucky Barnes/OC

[Kinktober 2017 series 08: Deep-Throating/Face-Sitting] Q gets a first-hand look at Bond's field ; Bottom Q.

[Kinktober 2017 series 07: Creampie] During Steve's heats, everything was a rush of need and want and half-feral panic wondering if Steve's fragile body could withstand another round. But outside of his heats, when they had the whole day ahead of them, Bucky liked to take his time. Shrinkyclinks: Top Alpha Bucky / Bottom Omega Steve

"I ought to boil your mouth with lavender water, for all the stink of your words." The Uruk leans his head down as far as he can, snapping his teeth at her and grinning when she flinches. "You just try it, tarka. I'll fuck you up if I smell any of that going on." A rather dark and twisted affair, better left forgotten.

Fluffy ABO - Darcy has a few run-ins with the police and a couple Alpha Avengers show up to help. She /really/ should have specified to Jane not to send her crushes when she called for help. Steve/Darcy/Bucky Alpha!Steve, Alpha!Bucky, Omega!Darcy

From a Tumblr Prompt: where one is the Fully Functional Adult and the other has been living off of coffee and fruit snacks for three days straight. Jack is the fully functional adult. More Tumblr prompts mean more chapters: it is the fic that Tumblr built.

If you had no idea who the 3 silver haired brothers were, would you be game to get involved with any of them once you found out that they weren't human? That's what Cate has to deal with once she meets Loz in a club and ends up pregnant with his baby. Loz/OFC, Kadaj/Yazoo. Het, Remcest, Pregnancy, Major character death.

Kate Grigori, a young networking engineer for Shinra, is sent out on an assignment for her department and gets more excitement than she bargained for. What does a silent and deadly-trained SOLDIER have to do with her? Read on to find out! (This will be a slow-paced story and is intended to span from before Crisis Core to beyond the events of FFVII's game.)

[Commission 01] James had stopped trying to find the right person to sleep with on a mission a long time ago; they always found him just fine on their own. Apparently, even by accident. AU; Top Werewolf James / Bottom Human Q

Eve St. James AKA Seraphim conducts missions as a communication's specialist within the newly rebuilt SHIELD. Her main objective: Captain Steve Rogers. Captain Rogers wants nothing more than to meet the woman who has been with him since he was woken from the ice and outstanding circumstances throw them together. Can they trust one another? Is this love, Captain? Cap/OC Slight AU

Yagami Haruka has her own ambitions, but when her twin, Light, begins behaving in strange & frighting ways she finds herself joining a dangerous game. Romance, mystery and confusion abound as she attempts to save Light from himself while falling in love with the strangest man she's ever met. Light X OC X L, AU, Editing!

Victor leaned close, wicked claws penetrated deep into her neck, eyes blazing and fangs on full display on his terrifyingly handsome face. "You. Are. Mine," he snarled, his rumbling voice simmering with warning ... AU. A perfectly ordinary human's life was altered by a chance encounter with one powerful mutant. WARNING: ADULTS ONLY. Victor Creed in his element/OC. COMPLETE.

Betrayed by her own and stranded on a world in turmoil – how can an inadvertent traveler survive in the callous clutches of the Shinra corporation, armed with nothing but her wits and a scientific attitude? [A behind-the-scenes view into Shinra, as seen by someone who was never meant to be there at all. Set a bit before and during FF7.]

Bucky picks up the ring and holds it between them. "Steven Grant Rogers," he says solemnly. "Will you marry me?" [Tags: Post-Captain America: The Winter Soldier, Pranks and Practical Jokes, Domestic Avengers, Wedding Planning, Weddings, Pining, Misunderstandings, Angst, Memory Loss, Not Avengers: Age of Ultron (Movie) Compliant]

"I am SMAUG! I kill where I wish and none dare resist! And now, you belong to me!" Smaug stirs beneath Erebor when he hears a heavenly voice and knows he must have such a prize for his own. Trapped in the Dragon's lair, Kathryn, a seer, must survive this deadly creature to escape to freedom. But a vision plagues her, one that connects her to the mighty dragon forever.

"imagineyourotp: Imagine your OTP lying next to each other in bed, staring at the ceiling, embarrassed and slightly alarmed by the wild, intense, filthy sex they just had." (Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Shameless Smut, under 1k, Ficlet, Violent Sex, Happy Sex, A Definite Mr. and Mrs. Smith Moment, Post-Captain America: The Winter Soldier)

"Are you drinking out of the carton again?" (Post-Captain America: The Winter Soldier, Foursome - F/M/M/M, Post-Mission, Bathing/Washing, Naked Cuddling, POV Sam Wilson)

His Steve never looked better than when he was bouncing in Bucky's lap, stuffed with his cock. Pre-Serum, Top Bucky / Bottom Steve

The first time Bond flirted with Q, it was purely out of self-defense. The second time Bond flirted with Q was largely manipulation. The third time Bond flirted with Q, he just wanted to feel something. The fourth time Bond flirted with Q was out of sheer boredom. Somehow, flirting with Q became something of a habit for Bond. And then, it became something else.

Plot covers Thor/Avengers/Thor 2/Avengers AU. A warrior from Vanaheim arrives in Asgard seeking a place among the realm's forces, armed with only a sword, a smart mouth & a massive hound. Loki quickly realizes he is unable to discount her or her ambition & decides they can be mutually beneficial to one another. Provided something as silly as sentiment does not get in either's way.

They were an unlikely pair, and while many doubted such a relationship would work, they never did care much about what other people thought.

[DRACOxHarry, VAMPIRE!Draco] Whilst Voldemort's prisoner, Draco is made a vampire and forced to drink Harry's blood. Exploding with rage at what he now is, he helps Harry to kill Voldemort. But once back at Hogwarts, Draco finds himself addicted to Harry's blood. ((Front cover by Carlesjo))

Carlos really is trying to be as good a boyfriend as he is a scientist. And ok, maybe he's hoping to get some action after six months of dating Cecil without the radio host suddenly running off whenever they get a little carried away kissing. What better way to win boyfriend points than by surprising him before dinner to woo him? But Cecil...isn't the only one surprised. Cecilos!

HPDM slash, epilogue compliant. Harry's life has become an endurance run, through the remnants of his stressful divorce, his strained relationships with his children, and his increasingly complicated job. But what might make things more complicated than the rest of it is what happens when he saves Scorpius Malfoy's life, and Draco Malfoy insists on assuming the life debt. COMPLETE.

Ichigo's Vizard training goes horribly wrong, his hollow taking over and altering him to suit his desires, turning him into perhaps the most sought after beta in all three realms in the last hundred years. HaremXIchigo MPreg, Alpha/Beta, SEE FULL WARNING INSIDE. Sequel planned.

Now Complete! Bond finds himself increasingly curious about his enigmatic new Quartermaster and the secrets he keeps. James Bond / Q (00Q), Post-Skyfall. My usual guarantees - action, drama, angst, romance, good spelling and grammar, and a happy ending. :-D Cover image by the amazing teaandbbc on tumblr.

She was the prisoner and he her warden. He would not show her mercy.

Q listens in to Bond's tryst on a mission and rather enjoys himself. 00Q - Now complete.

After events of HB2, Nuada is forced to work for the BPRD to atone for his misdeeds, & a young woman joins the team with unusual powers. She's too afraid to use them, & the team help her unlock her potential. It's M for a reason! Plz R&R! Chapter 50 up

At the bottom of a broken staircase, Angelina is whimpering in pain as a shape methodically approaches her. Preparing herself to be left to a horrific and bloody death, she could not possibly guess Michael Myers' true intentions I do not own Halloween

Sequel to A Drop of Blood For Your Thoughts. The Major and Seras now face the world anew as the Kaiser and Kaiserin, with the threat of a new war on Hellsing. Captain Hans returns, and not all Nazi FREAKS are gone. Seras/Major.

HPDM slash. Nothing in Harry's life has gone the way he expected, and that includes being the mediwizard assigned to treat Lucius Malfoy. But he's Harry; he can deal with this. And he can deal with Draco Malfoy's nonsensical flirting, too.

Post-DH, HPDM slash. Need a perfect stranger? Come to Metamorphosis. Harry Potter runs the business secretly and becomes whoever's needed for each occasion. Now he's posing as Draco Malfoy's "perfect" boyfriend, Brian. COMPLETE

Alternate Storyline: The battle is over and the Major is dead. Seras, in an act of foreclosure for everything, drinks of his blood. But if blood is the currency of the soul, then Seras just recieved a huge, burdensome deposit...Major/Seras

DH SPOILERS, HPDM slash. Ginny said it was just one of those rough patches all couples went through. But Harry knew its source was Draco being stupid. It was time for that to stop. COMPLETE

HPDM slash, oneshot. Well, how was he supposed to know that calling Granger what she was would make Harry that angry?

HPDM slash, epilogue compliant. Some fires burn without kindling. Oneshot.

HPDM slash, ignores DH. Harry doesn’t know what he and Draco are doing together. That bothers him, sometimes. Oneshot.

HPDM slash. Post War, Post Hogwarts, HBP spoilers. Right smack in the middle of a stormy divorce from Ginny, Harry has no reason to be attracted to his Arguer, Draco Malfoy. I mean, it's Malfoy. COMPLETE