Jasper Whitlock refuses to acknowledge that he needs anyone or anything, let alone longs for them. When a mysterious girl enters the Cullens' lives, will all that change? Or will she just drive him crazy? Twilight AU, OOC. Rated M for language, adult themes, violence, and eventual lemons. Jasper/Bella, P/C, C/Es, Em/R, Ed/A. Includes outtakes.

It's amazing how one thing can change everything. AU-Starts the summer between James's attack and Bella's birthday.

My collection of Draco/Hermione oneshots. K to M rated as suitable and shown at the top of every chapter. Collection Complete. Check out Meus Contraho Duo for more oneshots! Update: 22/12/2013

D/Hr. "There wasn't always nothing between us. Once upon a time, there was something. A very good something." One-shot! COMPLETE.

He was about as easy to love as an icicle hanging over her door, but that didn't stop her. Draco/Hermione. AU, One-shot. COMPLETE!

New-kid-in-school Bella is on a delicate, yet highly dangerous, mission. A mission to break and seduce one of the members of the Cullen-Collective — those pretty, pale, (possibly extraterrestrial) rich kids at Forks High. Her target? The mysteriously silent, stone-faced, long-tall-and-lickable, Mr. Crankypants — AKA Jasper Hale. AU. *Award Winning* Banner by loveinstar.

A humdrum day at the office is spiced up with a series of sexy texts from a mysterious stranger. Or is it a stranger? Entry for the Dirty Talking Jasper Contest. NOW CONTINUED!

Bella wanted nothing more than to run with the Cullens; Jasper couldn't wait to run away from his family. A simple story about growing up and finding what you didn't know you were looking for. AH, BellaxJasper.

"So in effect you want me to save the woman who betrayed me and the man she betrayed me with" he scoffed at this notion. "And what Granger, should I expect in return for performing such a selfless and noble deed?" he finished sarcastically. Dramione.

An alternate beginning to the movie, where Aaron's superiors realize he has a bit of a thing for his doctor.

At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED

I look like you, but I'm not. I see your world, but I'm not a part of it. I could be the college kid sat across from you in the coffee shop, the young runaway beside you on the bus, or the beauty you're admiring on the dance floor. Pray that I'm not ..

"Hermione," she repeated, "don't be someone's secret. Ever." Too late.

Instead of obsessing, she merely read through some files neatly stacked on a far corner of her desk, trying to forget that pleased smile playing about Draco Malfoy's lips as he pocketed that fertility potion. O/s. Lem/Lang.

Clint is bedridden, and Natasha is... helpful.

Five times Walsh made Shraeger food, and one time she took care of it. Walsh/Shraeger-ish.

How Clint met Natasha and ultimately convinced her to work for S.H.I.E.L.D.

"That incident, their first kiss, always reminded her of a car crash; people often described how they could recall every moment before and every moment after, but the impact itself was lost or hazy, like when you find a new bruise and can't remember where it came from. And Hermione could genuinely remember every detail that followed the impact. Every detail." Dramione. One-shot.

Clint Barton has waited half a century to hear Natasha Romanoff say these words, and it was worth the wait. BlackHawk

In which she tries to sort of one of her many issues, and he mostly patiently lets her. T for language

Shock cascades through her body, sparked by his smile. His resemblance to the boy who left her in the forest so many years ago is remarkable, but there is one key difference. He is human. AU.

Jason and Casey have a conversation about their future over blueberry pancakes. Casey/Jason

"He would've known her silhouette in a room made of shadows." A ghost story that's not about ghosts at all. Dramione one-shot. EWE.

Draco just might find what he's looking for in the gilded mirror in the bowels of his father's manor, but is she looking for him? O/s. Lem.

Walsh/Beaumont. It all started with a headache.

After a life spent immersed in secrets, it was difficult to let go and learn to live without them.

They are children – hopeless, broken, weak children, because they cannot stop what they feel.

but you get the most ink. Clint doesn't know when Natasha started watching him sleep. But it's nice to know he won't get up and kill anyone in the middle of the night. ClintXNatasha

In the aftermath everything changes, and sometimes that's for the best.

Seven years later, and she's there. Right there. Seven years of questions and scribbling her name onto parchment, and she's close enough to touch, close enough to grab her hand, like he should have the first time. Warfic. 6 years post-Hogwarts. One-shot.

What made him smile most was learning that they enjoyed this new parenting job more than they prefered anything else in the world.

AH; When Bella meets her internet friends, married couple Jasper and Alice, she tries her best to fight the attraction. But tequila is a powerful thing. After a sexy night together, where will the friendship go? And where will Bella end up?

Strange things are happening in the Forbidden Forest. Hogwarts might never be the same.

He made it casual, so unnoticed by everyone else that it made it more amusing to them both.

Just before he realised the situation though, he had a moment to appreciate what it felt like to have her face pressed against his neck with her breath hitting his collarbone, and yes, she had moved into him for a second before pulling away.

Elena wants to learn to fight compulsion. Damon's all-too willing to help, but will either of them be able to deal with the consequences?

Hermione returns to Hogwarts, hoping to complete her studies alongside only one other Eighth Year, a Slytherin. Living amongst rumours and under curious gazes, Draco Malfoy helps her deal with pariahdom in more ways than one. O/s. Lem/Lang.

One-Shot. Marietta Edgecombe has been waiting for years to get her revenge on Hermione Granger. Narcissa Malfoy soon presents the perfect opportunity and Marietta is going to grab it with both hands.

"Wouldn't it be nice if we were searching for the same thing? Wouldn't it be nice if, all this time, we were searching for each other?" Oneshot.

Hermione is craving salt... Draco is craving sugar... But it's not really about gastronomy, is it?

"As someone who's been one step ahead for a thousand years, were you prepared for this?" Turns out, no one is prepared for the fallout of Homecoming...Takes place after 3x09.

'"They tore her apart and then wiped me out of her mind to send me a message. To mess up my life. To break..." he trailed off. Blaise nodded his head with understanding. "To break your heart," he finished for him.' Dramione. One-shot.

With the war still casting a shadow over the Wizarding World, Draco tries to understand why Christmas is so important to Hermione. Even if it takes him years to learn. Christmas one-shot. Dramione.

Vampires don't do Christmas - not voluntarily, at any rate. A silly, fun D/E holiday ONESHOT that's way too long - dedicated to my amazing reviewers and much happier than my usual fare. : Rated M for language and a somewhat naughty scen

Romantically you dream of who will save you from your agony, care enough to return for the one left behind. Truly I must be cursed . . . .

They've been inseparable, joined at the hip, two-peas-in-a-pod best friends for years and nothing will ever change that... except liquor. Lots and lots of liquor.

Because Draco Malfoy finds preparing to be a 'dad' just as daunting as trying to understand his infuriating wife. A short interlude following 'Quirks.'

Two days in Phoenix is all it takes to make Jasper realize that mere curiosity cannot explain his obsession with the human who has so thoroughly caught Edward's attention. [AU]

-HG/BZ- No one can really force you to do anything. But they can make you want to do it yourself, if they're good enough. Blaise Zabini is awfully good.

Sometimes it's not so easy to find your way back home. [AH]

Hermione's competitive nature gets her into trouble.

Draco Malfoy never believed in soulmates. Though desperately, secretly, hopelessly... he wanted them to be real. Just so he'd know that he would have Hermione Granger forever.

Bella is on a trip across Europe with one pair of chucks and a sketchpad. She's running away from grief and following fate, but what does fate have in store? A One-shot for Hev99's Birthday. BxJ, A/H

"It's okay to love them both." Takes place after 2x22: Because every choice has an unforeseen consequence...D/E.

So what if he was always a gentleman and charming? So what if he made her laugh? So what if her stomach jumped, her palms sweat and her heart raced every time he entered a room? It was nothing more than physical attraction. O/S EWE

A lighthearted summer romp on the grounds of Malfoy Manor. Rain storms and rampant Hippogriffs, several scheming and desperate matchmaking mothers and Draco is making the best of this chaos by stripping and strapping one very reluctant bookworm to his bed

"Maybe it's not about you not giving up the reins; maybe it's about him not being man enough to take them."

Bella lets Jasper go when his old love comes along and she's left facing a dilemma. She wants him to be happy but is her own happiness worth sacrificing? AH, minor angst, major fluff, adorable Jasper

"You mean a man – no man – has ever made you come?" Bella Swan needs help, and she gets it from Washington State's sexiest visiting Texan, Jasper. AH, a little OOC, somewhat PWP, but hell - it *was* an entry for the Dirty Talking Jasper contest...

Bella struggles to survive on her own after Edward leaves her. A chance encounter with Jasper will alter life for both of them. BxJ. Rated M for language, adult situations, and eventual lemons.

They can't change the past and they can't see the future, but they're damn good at living in the present.

Winner pairing from my poll O/s series. All Jasper/Bella. Canon, AH, OOC...etc. Lem/Lang. Only JPOV/BPOV.

Bella knew her best friend fled Forks at the end of a bad relationship. She thought that she was helping Alice settle her past when she agreed to talk to her ex, but Jasper was the one who seemed jaded. What does it take to re-write first impressions?

Elena never thought she'd have the opportunity to paint Damon's toenails blue, but she never thought she'd challenge a vampire to a contest based on sleep deprivation. Delena fluff.

She'd always trusted Draco explicably when he went on cases with female aurors, and whilst Hermione' company had always made her uneasy she'd never really had any reason to doubt his fidelity. Draco/Hermione/Astoria

I didn't plan on staying with Bella long after Edward left, but suddenly the days turned into weeks, into months. It was perfection and happiness, and nothing could take it away. Then one day Edward came back. JasperxBella

When Edward confesses his motivation for leaving Bella she realizes she cannot offer him a second chance. Her insistence for closure is met with the realization that one member of the family has no intentions of leaving her unprotected again. [AU]

"These dinners were a lot less awkward, back when Damon was just Damon, and Stefan was the boyfriend, and he and Alaric hung out more, and Damon hadn't snapped Jeremy's neck…" *Sequel to According to Plan* Damon POV

She's Swan and she's just passing through, an accumulation of all you never knew. - AU diverging from New Moon.

Set on the eve of battle between Mystic Falls and The Originals; Elena realizes that there is one final act before the curtains close. One Shot

After their bizarre encounter her first day in biology, Bella was certain that Edward Cullen was the most intriguing aspect of dreary Forks. Until she met his brother. Jasper/Bella

In which Elena has ideas, and Damon has ideas on top of her ideas. Another instalment in the 'Bite Club' series.

The new and improved Damon Salvatore is just not that much of a badass any more. ...Or is he? Damon/Elena oneshot fluff, sort of a follow up to 'First Rule of Bite Club'.

Damon has a request. Elena's not sure she's into it. Oneshot, a little silly.

"He squints one eye at the camera and smiles. "Not fair," he says in a sleepy voice, and Elena giggles. "You're cute when you wake up," floats her quiet voice, and the angle shifts a bit so that she can take in his rumpled hair." *Fluffy future fic*

FGB gift for ElleCC - First kiss, first...other things, and so many more experiences together. She believes he uses her friendship for comfort when it's convenient for him, but is that really the truth? Or do his moody reactions mean something more? AH

"What now, Elena?" He can see her mind working overtime, can hear the indignant huffs coming from her. He can practically feel those doe eyes rolling up into the heavens. Post 1x22. A series of stolen moments between Damon and Elena. Completed

What do you do when someone steals your Happily Ever After? Sometimes eternity can take an unexpected turn.

Alice and Jasper left on a trip after a vision of Bella's eighteenth birthday. However, what Alice never saw coming was a thousand times worse. Nominated for the "Everything's Bigger in Texas Awards". Rated M for lemons.

He is his own man. He makes decisions for himself. If his choices hurt others, it is only because he deserves to find happiness. New Moon AU.

Elena Gilbert's nightmare is just beginning. Picks up right where season one finale left off. No relationship is left unchanged in the aftermath as history comes back to haunt them all...

"Nobody needs anybody, Granger. They just want to the point of pain." One-shot, old! Written eons ago for sandi wandi at the dmhgficexchange. DHr as always.

After leaving home ten years ago, Jasper comes home when his father dies, and finds a few things changed since his last visit home. Base on the Song Empty by Ray LaMontagne. Miztrezboo's Win-a-bet-one-shot AH/AU OOC BxJ

Malfoy getting married was just the rescue she needed. DHr. Complete.

A night out with co-workers may change Casey and Jason's partnership.

The fifth time they’re found in a broom closet together, the best excuse Draco can think of is that he’s stealing her lunch money. — DracoHermione

Bella, a single editor for a women's magazine, takes notice of the new cafe owner in the lobby of her building. What happens when the striking blond cowboy returns her interest? AH

Draco and Hermione wake up together in bed one morning with headaches, no clothes, and horror when they see each other. But it seems there is so much more to it than inebriation... four years' worth of wedded bliss, in fact.

As Bella struggles with life and self comprehension after thirty years of being a vampire, Jasper is there to understand her and help her cope, but something develops that neither of them expected.

Bella's been hiding from her past for the last 4 years. Can helping the handsome, blond cowboy face his own pain ease hers? AH/OOC – “For the Love of Jasper” contest entry.

Bella is a barrel rider, when a new bull rider blows into town she finds her self inviting him out for a ride. Entry for the Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy Contest.

Bella finds more to enjoy than just the scenery while on her first job with a travel magazine. AH. Example Entry for the For the Love of Jasper Contest.

After a difficult breakup leaves Bella a shell of herself, her best friend helps her find her way back. One-shot. My entry for the Love Through Lemons contest. AU/AH Rated M for...lemon, duh.

Post Hogwarts: A chance encounter with Hermione Granger in a Muggle café leaves Draco Malfoy aching for more. DHr. !Winner of three awards at Dangerous Liaisons!

Let's pretend Taylor and Ryan did it in a drunken stupor after Marissa died. Pretend Taylor's pregnant and doesn't think she can count on Ryan due to his behavior and let's pretend that she has a family member who was once in a very similar situation.

Jasper comes a little closer to Bella than he is supposed to be, and makes a discovery. 'Alice gave Jasper hope... But Bella gave him humanity.' Will he keep his distance? Js/B

Did you really think it was over? Part III of the Vegas series. RT.

Jasper has developed a certain fascination for his slip on Bella's birthday. Could he really have killed Bella that day? His conclusion has far-reaching consequences for her. "Bite me, Jasper." One-shot.

Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.

It's been a year since the events of Vegas. Ryan and Taylor's wedding is two weeks away. Can they survive the insanity?

Sequel to Office Love. Rose Malfoy was the epitome of selfish and didn't mind in the least, thank you very much. James Potter was a direct reincarnation of his grandfather and deserved nothing short of a gruesome death. Hermione wonders where she went w

Their skin is sun-starved marble, streaked beneath the surface with pinstripes of raw red — carved by loss, honed by grief. But every vampire, new or old, heals eventually. ჯ JasperBella. post-eclipse AU.

It's about arranging stacks of books, wall colours, and jumping off a cliff. Draco/Hermione

Strippers, alcohol, and very dirty phone calls: Ryan goes to a bachelor party in Vegas! RT, SS.

Hermione finds Pansy about to jump off a bridge. Draco/Hermione, Harry/Pansy

Hermione goes on holiday for three reasons. A calendar date, her mother, and spontaneity.

When a Death Eater and an Auror begin a dangerous affair, Snape finds himself in the middle, trying to protect them both.

"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.

Physically impossible? Pfft! Not for Draco Malfoy! He makes the impossible possible and Hermione is about to find that out for herself. Nominated for best smut at the round 4 Dramione awards. Mature, DHr. Complete one-shot.

He thinks she’s like the roots, holding him down, holding him steady. DMHG.

-Was he hoping she wouldn’t make a scene if they were in public? Was he hoping that the thrill of Valentine’s Day would soften her pain?- RyanTaylor one-shot

Lock the door and cross your legs. Draco will do anything to claim Hermione and luckily for him, she wants something very simple. Post Hogwarts. DHr. Oneshot.

Five years after Hogwarts, Hermione is a mediwitch oblivious to the world of romance but Draco Malfoy is about to change that. If she won't admit she loves him then Draco will just have to force it out of her in the only way a slytherin sex god knows how.

NOMINATED AT ENCHANTED ENCOUNTERS!He doesn't do happiness. He just doesn't. And he doesn't do favors, especially not for Granger. He really, really doesn't. Or at least, he didn't. HermioneDraco PostHogwarts. Considered AU with release of DH. COMPLETE

Jo attempts, in her own fashion, to tell Dean how she feels. The only problem is that Dean is a little slow on the uptake. DeanJo oneshot

Hermione lifted up her ringless left hand and waved her fingers in front of him. Comprehension finally dawned on Draco's face. You want to get engaged? he asked astounded. Bingo! A postwar fic. DMHG

She wouldn't let herself love anyone, even if they were clearly meant to be. Hermione finally finds someone to play checkers with. DMHG oneshot.

There's something strange going on around Hogwarts and Hermione is determined to get to the bottom of it.

Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.

As Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger play the Harry Potter Drinking Game, they both acknowledge they want something more from each other than just friendship. DMHG

VERY Long One Shot...Draco's plans for ignoring the most hated holiday of the year are put on hold by the God of Love himself. It's either win or kiss dating goodbye. What's a cynic to do? Warnings: Fluff, Character Canon that Careens into OOC due to Arrows, Comedy, Romance. Lightly edited 17.6.2013

Won award at LJ's dhrxmasfic! She didn’t exactly know why she’d taken the glass from him, but she was pretty sure it had something to do with the fact that she always found it easier to talk to Draco when she had a drink in her hand. DHr Christmas fic

Pointlessly long title, eh! Draco and Hermione like to think up other ways in which they could have started dating. Fun with cliches. Oneshot. 3401 words.

It's Christmas Eve and a child is waiting.

Sometimes, it’s the odd, little things that make up the whole picture. Because being married is weird like that. Fluff warning! DHr

One year after the war, Hermione is caught in a quest that may destroy her. Mystery and tragedy envelop her existence, and, on a fateful day of discovery, she all at once realizes what she has dreaded for so long.

The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”

Where Draco is sentenced to death, he and Hermione come to an understanding, an article is printed, and unexplainable things happen. PostHBP

Tristan is losing his mind and Rory thinks it's pretty funny.

Hermione has trouble moving on after her relationship with Draco Malfoy. DHr.

Dealing with Draco Malfoy's sudden involvement with the Order and his subsequent heroantics isn't easy for Hermione. But some things change. DMHG [Short story, Complete, written PreHBP]

She leaned back against her pillow, and he pulled away to look at her, his chin propped on his hand. She absently rotated her engagement ring on her finger. “We’re getting married tomorrow.”

Four students are locked in a classroom until they can reconcile their differences or reach an understanding. Implied DHr

R for language, and because all my stories are R! A little treat in the Halloween spirit! 7th year DM & HG must work together on a Halloween fundraiser in the name of interHouse unity. Merlin, how is THAT going to work out? COMPLETE!

Love me for stupid reasons. I like those most. One-Part Future Lit

This is my DHr Valentine's Day request fic. It was for request number 94. I have the request at the bottom if you're curious and cause I'm too lazy to take it off. Umm...there is shrinkage. full body, not cold water There is some side BZGW action.

Rory met his eyes in challenge. "Whenever we're faced with a choice, I choose you, and you choose to leave." Future Lit One-Parter

The title is actually somewhat self explanatory. DHr, BZGW

Pointless And Unrelated Summary That Begs You To Review Simply Because Of The Delicious And Humorous HermioneDraco Goodness Inside. (DHr Parody)

To escape his father's wrath, Draco disguises himself...as a girl. This story is a STAND ALONE. I promise you won't regret it.