They threw tomatoes at my face so it would match my hair. Personally I thought it was more like a strawberry. SI/reincarnation. Uzumaki twins.

Harry always knew that there was something unique about him. In a way, the arrival of the Hogwarts acceptance letters was almost expected... except, why are they all addressed to 'Harriet Potter?

I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.

Surviving in the 78th district of South Rukongai was tough. When you were a ten-year-old girl with a baby to take care of, it was even harder. Getting reincarnated as Kuchiki Hisana after dying of cancer was never part of the plan. SI/OC, Pre-Canon

DISCONTINUED. Twin-fic to Reighost's Dusk to Dawn. Reborn/Harry. Everything changes with a chance meeting in a bar. Sky!Harry. MERRY CHRISTMAS.

As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.

Time travel. Technically, she could consider this the greatest mission she has ever undertaken, or a brilliant opportunity to finally hit the hot springs. (Or, the one where Haruno Sakura really, really needs a vacation).

At age twenty-six, Sawada Tsunayoshi dies without regret, leaving his place as Vongola's leader to another. In another world, Sawada Tsunayoshi wakes up once more: alive, de-aged to ten, with a younger twin brother, and ... female? …What? - AU; dimension-crossing; fem!Tsuna; No pairings as of now.

I cannot move a single muscle as I stare at the piece of cloth hanging on the wall right across from my crib. A sheet with an all too familiar symbol stitched smack in the middle of it, its red and white coloring in a stark contrast against the dark blue surrounding it. I'm an Uchiha now. How is this even my life? Rated M for violence.

Civilian life in Kumogakure. Being a civilian has got to be easier than becoming a kunoichi who has to mold their life to the village's whims. However, maybe she got it all wrong? This is an OC – SI story.

In a world where magic doesn't exist, a normal Harry Potter goes to Namimori in able to escape from his relatives. But then he meets the crazy baby Reborn and Sawada Tsunayoshi... Varia Arc now complete!

In which a plot is demolished because a dimple-cheeked baby gave Obito a gummy smile, and then proceeded to raise a minion army with hugs, cuddles and an assortment of saccharine treats. Uchiha SI/OC Elder Sister

Point of deviation: Harry's primary school taught Home Economics. Harry's not going to let the wonders of magic take away his common sense, and if he can get a good deal, he's going to take it. Meanwhile, money is fun, but magic is funner. AU

What if you woke up to a role so completely unfitting and with a future already made? With a contrasting mindset, knowledge in a convoluted mess and ambitions steered a different direction, this only completed the odd assembly that was the new Haruno Sakura. Welcome to her life. OC Self Insert.

When Harry lands on Asgard, he doesn't expect to be besieged almost immediately by two gods and a giant wolf. But he's always been the adaptable sort. (No pairing.)

Side stories from 'Of the River and the Sea'. Includes canon snippets that didn't quite fit, AU's of the story, and crack. SI/OC. Shenanigans. It's all shenanigans.

In a barren land incapable of sustaining life, a Miko, whose most basic and most principal of powers is to give and nurture life, must seem divine in nature. It's not simple Mokuton, said Sunagakure village elders, Mokuton only affects wood and cannot give life to dead crops. It definitely does not resurrect a village on the brink of historic financial depression either.

What happens when a SI gets reborn in the world of Naruto and is willing to lie, cheat and steal his way to power? Magical Vivisectionist Pretty Oro-tan, eat your heart out - this is how you bootstrap your way to godhood. No re-treading the same old missions here.

Naruto had gone to his last battle with Madara fully prepared to die with his enemy. He did not think he'd be manipulated by old toad sages and thrown to the far past. He did not expect to wake up in the Senju clan compound either.

In his fifth year Tom Riddle discovers his destiny and meets the cold, alarming, and bizarre transfer student Harry Evans. But sometimes things unravel in ways we do not expect. Time Travel.

After millennium of only Death as company, Harry's common sense became pretty skewered. A bored Harry made his way to the Human Realm, and even after his death, his Potter luck doomed him into being the Sky Arcabaleno. MoD!Harry. Yaoi. Slash. Het.

In which Haruhi moves to a new neighborhood before middle-school, meets a shy redhead in the park who she then befriends. Kasanoda Ritsu in turn is surprised she is a girl after the first meeting and wonders how he could have missed it. Basically, Haruhi comes into contact with the Yakuza at a young age, and all shall dread the days to come.

Not much would make an Azkaban escape become second page news among the Wizards of the United Kingdom, but the freeing of the Monsters under Mount Ebott would do it. And thus Frisk becomes one of Hogwart's newest, first year, students...

A psychiatrist is reborn—and promptly diagnoses the Naruto world as clinically insane. [OC-Insert]

Allen's entire life since meeting Master Cross was ruled by the man's debts. He just knew he would never pay it all off, even after a life time of trying. The exorcist had no idea how right he was. The Mammon is Allen story everyone was waiting for.

"Don't stop walking, keep moving forth." Allen has always followed his father's words. When the Black Order turns against him, Allen continues to walk forward, never stopping. Shedding the skin of an Exorcist, Allen leaves behind his fate for one equally as tragic. The Destroyer of Time becomes one of the Strongest Seven, forced to watch the world go by. And Allen keeps walking.

WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.

Because there's a time to shout "screw the plot!" and a time to step back and ask "wait, where's the plot?" Or: How I'm the dumb schmuck who got apparently invalid foreknowledge. SI/OC AU

In his several millennia of existence Loki Odinson, God of Mischief and Lies, had been many things; he had been a liar, a warrior, and a trickster, just to name a few, but never before had he been a loving father, he'd never been given the chance. However, the moment the tiny creature was in his arms, he knew he would do anything necessary to keep hold of what was his.

"So, you are an infamous Mafioso dealer, part of both the Yakuza and Mafia, able to hack, one of the strongest illusionists in the world, wanted in several countries and STILL the number one idol in school?" "You forgot how I was extremely extreme too." "…Kyoko, you have some major issues." Being reborn as Miss. Sparkles is not fun at all. Slightly AU

A dialogue based AU where one miss-placed text to the wrong number creates a change in two men that neither truly expected. R27. MAIN STORY NOW COMPLETED. (Omg am I right?)

Somehow, Tsuna was trapped in the body of his other self who just had committed suicide in a parallel world...Without his Family and his title as a future Mafia Boss, what would he choose between being a "normal" one and following the old path to claim his heirdom from his younger brother in this world? R27, Guardians x 27, hint all x 27...

They say that you learn from experience. I guess that's why Captain America is perfect. SI/OC insert. Sporadic updates.

Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.

They called her lazy, apathetic, and amoral. They also said she was, by turns, too smart and too dumb. She liked to think she was funny. None of them were wrong. OC/Self Insert

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For you, there's nothing in this world I wouldn't do. (OR: AU!Sasuke finds out that the canon world kind of sucks.) AU/Time Travel. No Pairings. [Dedicated to KizunaChaos.]

Naruto is finally cracking from the stress of being Hokage, surely - or else he's so bored of all of the paperwork that he's resorted to harrowing Sasuke of all people. Why else would he assign Sasuke a genin team? [Companion fic to If The Sky Comes Falling Down. AU. Everybody Lives/Nobody Dies. Mini-series.]

Time Travel AU. Sakura has come back to do good deeds and fix some shit. Not posted in chronological order.

Tsuna isn't crazy. Not really. Of course he is a main character. Or maybe he's a background character? But background characters aren't crazy. Of course Tsuna isn't crazy. Not really. crazy!Tsuna All27

Naruto badgers Sakura into learning his Sexy Jutsu so he can sneak her into his bachelor party. Sakura caves in to find the experience transforming in more ways then one, causing her to question her self-identity, gender and sexuality.

Even wallflower-like chefs with monotone voices are human too. / OC x Jae-ha

Team Minato gets visitors from the future. Unfortunately for the mental states of both parties, the pair are from a post-canon KakaObi universe. Time travel, of a sort. Rated T for language and mild sexual humor. [Cracky, but still contains some semblance of plot.] [Contains slash, if it wasn't obvious already]

Tsuna isn't a hardcore gamer, and neither is Yamamoto. But Sword Art Online is the world's first VRMMORPG; who wouldn't be excited for the official launch? ... Before the 'death game' part of it was introduced, of course. (And the chaos doesn't stop there.) [AU, Widely AU]

Tsuna has never wanted to be a mafia boss. Nobody ever seems to understand that. Perhaps its time to make them.

I never expected to die, who did? But I also never expected to be reborn. But I will make do and become the best (and scariest) non-canon character there ever is. Self-Insert OC.

AU: They say a flap of a butterfly's wings can cause a hurricane on the other side of the world. In other words, one small difference can change some major event. Did I believe it? No. I didn't. Not until the day I died. Self-Insert in pre-Riddle era.

Tiboldt's Family Circus brings together two birds of a feather. The world tries to tear them apart. (Rated M for some foul language later on in the story. No ship - or I suppose, any ship you want to see.)

No point in wondering why, the answer to that would probably come in time. Ironically, I felt like time was the only thing I /didn't/ have. OC Self-Insert [UPDATES SLOWLY]

Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."

"How funny," he finally says. "That's my name, too." [Uchiha!OC, SI OC, Second/Third War, AU]

Reborn had admittedly heard that his new pupil was a difficult one. He just hadn't thought his largest hurdle would be to make Tsuna give up his dream of becoming the pirate king. AU where Monkey D. Luffy was reborn as Sawada Tsunayoshi

Let's all admit it: leaving Harry on a doorstep was pretty careless. So what happens when Black Widow finds him after a mission in Surrey?

While flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. Harry is raised by rebel fairies until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise... HP/LV romance. SLASH.

Sherlock attempts to matchmake Mycroft with Lestrade. Mycroft goes mental. Featuring a constantly swearing Lestrade, a Holmesian inability to remember a certain name, and that one song by Akon.

"But I assure you, L is real! I do exist!" Not every gifted orphan made it to Wammy's House - but that didn't mean they were any less gifted, and it certainly didn't mean they were any less ambitious. Jaylin, a seven-year-old genius at the Weeping Willow Orphanage, is determined to find the truth behind that capital L, scandals and kidnappings notwithstanding.

Once the TARDIS stole a mad man to run away with and see the universe. Over the years, her Doctor has had many companions, friends, family, lovers...all mortal, all gone. But only once does the TARDIS choose a companion of her own. (JARVIS/TARDIS)

When You-Know-Who tries to summon Death, he doesn't get quite what he expected...

What happens when a high functioning sociopath meets a genius-billionaire-playboy-philanthropist? Clint and John are about to find out.

... and John sort of joins the Avengers. While Coulson's recovering from being stabbed in the chest by a magical spear, Fury is rapidly running out of Agents willing to play babysitter for the newly founded Avengers. So he calls in Captain John Watson, late of the British Royal Army, and blogger and best friend to the infamously antisocial presumably deceased Sherlock Holmes.

A few months have passed since the Avengers fought the Chitauri, and the team is coming together, except for Tony, who seems to be coming apart. At first, Steve assumes that he's just being irresponsible and annoying, but then JARVIS clues him in. Overworked!Tony fic, for an Avengerskink prompt

Written for AvengersKink Prompt: In which Tony, when given the choice, will always choose the team over himself. Or, the one where Tony is offered a deal he simply can't refuse.

Tony references Doctor Who compulsively. Also, Bruce needs pants. And Steve's best friend in the 21st century is a Dalek. Other than that, it's your basic team coming together fic.

Harry Potter had never really managed a normal, peaceful Halloween, so he really shouldn't have been surprised when he was suddenly displaced from the grocery store and found himself in front of a maniacally cackling man in a very dramatic outfit.

In which Steve learns not to trust what the tabloids say. Especially when concerning one Tony Stark.

Avengers High School AU. Loki's a nerd. Not just any kind of nerd. But a huge nerd. With a heart of lead. Why Tony Stark has taken an interest in him is beyond anyone's imagination. Maybe he wants to socialize him. He possibly sees the advantages of Loki being super cool. Or maybe, just maybe, Tony wants to be his friend, which is probably the most far fetched reasoning yet.

Steve agrees to experimentation in hopes of recreating the super serum but the longer the experiments go on, the more the scientists forget that Steve's a human being, and things escalate. Tony gets wind of what happens and goes to find Steve. Steve/Tony friendship. Full warnings inside.

SHIELD assigned Darcy Lewis to be Bruce Banner's lab assistant, for what little scientific help she'd be. But hey, at least she can work Stark's coffee machine. Written for a prompt on the LJ meme, Bruce/Darcy

John Watson, late of Her Majesty's Army and specifically a tour in Afghanistan, is drifting in London, alone and without purpose, until he meets two very remarkable people who will test his loyalty and change his life forever. Written for sherlockrebang, summer 2012. Triplicate crossover/AU with ACDcanon, DW, and Sherlock. Features Thirteen!Sherlock and Weeping Angels. Gen.

Thor and Steve are definitely not hiding in a Denny's restaurant. Because Thor doesn't hide and Steve doesn't run away from his problems.

Hazing!Verse 11: The Avengers are turned into kids by a soft-science de-aging serum, silliness ensues. -Tinyvengers! Crack-

Tony had a reason behind each and every name, even if the people around him didn't get it.

Loki picked the wrong girl to threaten. Bruce/Darcy

Few people ever see inside Tony Stark; fewer still can stomach what they find. So Tony hides, closing all the doors, using charm and confidence as armor when he's not in the suit. To his horror, Steve somehow manages to see inside him anyway.

Tony craves human contact, and he thinks the only way to get it is by sleeping around or drunk attempts at cuddling. It takes a little while, but eventually Steve understands what's going on in his teammate's head, and he's determined to help.

"...We can reblog each other's stuff to boost the notes count, start a shipping war, troll Cap's tag..." Science bros become Tumblr bros. Bruce/Tony friend!ship.

Sherlock and John met before A Study In Pink…but still at St. Bart's.

John goes on a school reunion and gets drunk. Sherlock solves some crimes and gets some interesting phone calls.

How Sherlock met Sebastian from The Blind Banker and just how very wrong it all went… And how John unknowingly made it all better years later.

John gets jealous. Sherlock doesn't. Yeah right.

Sherlock and John go to marriage counselling for a case. Hilarity and angst happen in equal measures. Pre S/J.

99% of the time, Sherlock can't be bothered to proofread his texts. / / "Luckily I've learned how to translate your bizarre AutoCorrect mishaps, Sherlock. Anyone else might've been alarmed if you asked them to look at the 'new fetus' in the kitchen."

"It's a hat." / Urge to roll eyes, quashed. "Yes. I can see that." / "It's called a deerstalker."

Sherlock and John go and hunt down a suspect. On a Friday night. In a gay club. Which John knows well…mild S/J but only mild.

...And One Time He Admitted It. John makes Sherlock's life different. This is how.

Written for a kinkmeme prompt. Sherlock makes deductions about a loved up couple nearby. John realises it sounds exactly like them. S/J

Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.

Five Times Holmes Visited Watson at 3am, and One Time Watson visited Holmes...I don't think Holmes is doing very well with Watson's absence...LAST CHAPTER NOW UP!

ANOTHER 5 times fic of mine! I'm sorry! This time a tale about how Holmes gets over Watson...or attempts to anyway! Enjoy!

Another 5 times fic because I adore them! Holmes is so naughty! Enjoy! Eventual slash...

In which Xanxus finally tries to prove how much of a woman Squalo could actually be.