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Before you read this one, YES I AM BOTH TEXAN AND WICCAN! I grew up in a small town with a lot of weird people, most of which were running away from stupid stereotyping and ridicule like this when they moved there!

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. (Yes, I'm Native American. *looks like whitest person in the world*)
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm not a Virgin, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude (As a friend of mine said, 'Virgin in body, whore in mind' -)
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a punk so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. (Baby got back~)
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I like YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo's
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

I am a SINGER, so I must be a stuck-up diva

I go to a PRIVATE SCHOOL, so I must be a rich snobby bitch.

l go to a PUBLIC SCHOOL, so I must be going no-where.

If you agree that stereotypes are moronic, copy/paste this into your profile and bold those that apply to you. You'll be surprised how many you end up bolding.

The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever Im at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesnt get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying "Dang … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butts that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I’M HOME!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an atic

Her only friend
Was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one is around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
Unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quite but thinking
"God why? Why is
My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly bargded in
everything was as quite as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible prove it. Re-post this for proof

If your a half blood, copy this over to your profile and add your name:

Shorty/Kris

KG/Lizzy

Wisegirl101/Lindsay

WiseOne27

SeaweedBrain013/Sebz

CloudyAlore/Faye

XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells

xXthe shadow huntressxX

annapercy1

Hula

Shockra2000

Justinlin7

Karmabear2050

PoesidensJacobBlackObbsesedKid

Posiedon's Not-So-Little Girl

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

"May the odds be ever in your favor!"im serious

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

My wall, some pencils, and a stack of paper.

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?

NCIS

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

9:30 pm

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

9:45 pm

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Spongebob

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Today, walking my dogs

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

A PM from desser

9. What are you wearing?

PJ's, the same ones from yesterday.

10. Did you dream last night?

No.

11. When did you last laugh?

just now at spongebob

12.What is on the walls of the room you are in?

ma drawings

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Does myself count?

14. What do you think of this quiz?

It's okay.

15. What is the last film you saw?

The Breakfast Club

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Scholastic Books

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I think Twilight is the scum of the earth. It's a fact.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I really have to think about that

19. Do you like to dance?

Depends

20. George Bush:

Can go die

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Lillian Thea

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Eric James

Things I'm NOT Allowed to do at camp Halfblood: (thought of and published by TasteTheRainbow32)

1. I will not hug Mr. D., nor will I come into personal contact with him, whatsoever.

2. Telling campers ‘save a Pegasus ride a demi-god’ is not funny, just very dirty.

3. Telling campers ‘save a demi-god, ride a centaur’ is not permitted, and Chiron will most likely kill me.

4. Singing “Like a Virgin” in front of the hunters is not funny, no matter how many people laugh.

5. I will not give Luke a hug, no matter how much he needs one.

6. I will not sing “Hey Hades, you’re so Fine”, ever.

7. Referring to Mr. D. as the drunken fat guy is not permitted, and will also get me turned into a grape.

8. I will not braid Chiron’s tail and call him my pretty pony.

9. I will not ask Chiron boxers or briefs, because he obviously doesn’t wear underwear.

10. I will not point out the fact that Chiron doesn’t wear underwear.

11. I will not ask Chiron if horses do it better.

12. I will not sing “You and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals, so let’s do it like they do it on Discovery Channel” to Chiron.

13. Calling Kronos a meanie-but will get me killed, and isn’t a smart idea.

14. Grover does not need to shave his legs, and I will stop saying so.

15. Juniper is not cheating on Grover with all the tree huggers at camp.

16. I will not tell Annabeth that Percy hates blondes with a fiery passion from the bottom of his heart. It’s just plain mean.

17. The goods are not bimbos or jingaloes.

18. Calling the gods sexy beasts might make them feel better, but is not permitted.

19. I will not yell out that Kronos is coming and watch every one freak out.

20. I will not tell the Aphrodite girls that Clarisse says she’s prettier than them.

21. I will not aim for the satyrs during archery.

22. I will not make pot brownies and sell them to the campers, because an A.D.H.D. kid on marijuana is just a mess.

23. Singing the Mission Impossible theme song for every quest I go on just gets annoying.

24. Correcting Annabeth is a bad idea.

25. Dumping glitter on Mr. D. and taping a note to his back that says ‘I feel pretty’, then blaming it on Percy is not permitted.

26. Telling all the gods their attack and defense points is annoying.

27. I will not dress up as a hellhound for Halloween and run around jumping on every one.

28. I will not make fun of Artemis because she looks twelve.

29. I will not steal Percy’s Minotaur horn, tape it to my forehead, and run around saying I’m a unicorn.

30. I will not start dancing on the table in the dining hall singing “La Vie Boehme” from Rent.

31. Using Annabeth’s invisible Yankee cap to give people wedgies is not permitted.

32. Travis and Cole are not ‘butt-buddies’.

33. Making enemies with the gods is a bad idea, even if it is fun.

34. Asking Rachael what the answers to the SAT are is cheating, and not permitted.

35. I will not give energy drinks to any of the campers.

36. I will not feed Grover my enemies’ clothes.

37. Percy’s nickname is not Shark Boy.

38. Despite Annabeth’s temper, her nickname is not Lava Girl.

39. Singing “Strawberry Fields Forever” in the strawberry patches gets annoying after a while.

40. I will not jump on Chiron and yell ‘Giddy up!’

faves

color-blue/green

movie-the Mummy (all three)

book-PJO series,goosebumps

song-bad boy,skater boy,every time we touch(OMGs they ish all love song :O)

im(and ma friends) always caught doing things like...

chewing on my hair(i know its weird but its a habit .

doodling on almost any bare surface(this ones mostly me .)

sleeping during english math social studies and any other class that isnt science

sneaking food into class(munchies .)

reading during class(damn you PJO AHH! didnt mean that T.T)

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If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are totally confused right now copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever walked into a statue, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…(not mine but still i follow most of these O.O)

You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

You burn food to see if it smells good.

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.

Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.

You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!). Me: Don’t kill me Ares! NNOOOOO!!

You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses??

Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas (so sad and true).

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.

You sometimes try to control water.

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.

You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.

Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY
DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

ou pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.

And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:
-Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy.
-Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.
-Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.
-Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds.
-Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and Thuke, I know, but c'mon...
-Eris- She threw the apple.

You have ADD, are diagnosed, and are convinced that you are a demigod because of this.

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"

When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive.

You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke.

You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.

You give all your siblings god parents (Poseidon, Zeus, Hades.)

You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.

When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"

IF YOU HATE PRACHEL, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!

You cried when you finished TLO

You eat, sleep, and breath Percabeth

Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page

You're in love with a fictional character (cough cough NICO DI ANGELO cough)

You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO

You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series (does pretending one of my hats is like Annabeth's count?ha)

You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood

If you want to push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff( and if she really dies!)

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the PJO series is the best series ever paste this to your profile

If you really, really hate when people tell you to read stupid books when you could be reading PJO, copy this into your profile

If you have friends that fit the description of satyrs or children of gods, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you act random most of the time, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are sugar high most of the time, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan-fictions, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile

If you ever fallen over laughing for no reason cut and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted copy and paste this on your profile.

If you talk back to the TV cut and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of it's effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever want to be a cat copy and paste this into your profile

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

If you think energy drinks are bad for you because they make you spazz out, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you guys love to read, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you like the outdoors, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever tripped where there was a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped, got up, and then fell right back down, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you adore pandas, copy this into you profile.

If you're friends give you odd looks for being yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you love copy thingies, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a glass door, copy this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "cookie", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been asked your age and you said the age that you were a year ago, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know at least 8 different types of cats, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgot your name, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

You ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the poor leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this into your profile.

If you love Percy Jackson with all your HEART and SOUL, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you wish you could have Percy but still be friends with Annabeth, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Percy Jackson is HOT AS HELL, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Nico di Angelo is insanely hot even more so than any real guy, copy and past this into your profile.

If you realized that Percy Jackson forgot his name twice within one year, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you noticed that Percy always singes his arm hair off, and wonder how he has time to grow it back, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wonder why Athena gave Annabeth a Yankees cap when she lives in Virginia, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Percabeth, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate Prachel, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Silendorf, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Groviper, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you cried when Silena Beauregard died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you cried when Beckendorf died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wonder what god Percy would have been had he taken up Zeus's offer, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you wonder what powers children of two different demi-gods would have, copy this onto your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

If you like chocolate, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you think that Scrat should have least gotten to touch the big acorn in Ice Age 2, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good because unique is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile.

If you have ever played a song that you hate over and over again, just to annoy your friend, copy and past this into your profile.

If your ipod if filled with mostly pop songs, which all of your slightly emo friends hate, copy and past this into your profile!I

if you've walked into the classroom you had the year before by accident and stood there looking around, wondering why all these midgets are in it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a dream about CSI copy this into your profile (mine was about GSR lol)

If you were ever so obsessed with Twilight that you started to hiss whenever somebody did something that you didn't like just because vampires do it, copy this into ur profile

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to arscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn'tmttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpelingwas ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

I got this fom csibutterfly530's profile

If you have ever put on your shirt backward and went 2 school/work with you wearing it that way copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever stayed up all night reading/writing fanfic's copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever needed to get something gone to get it and forgotten what you came for then went back and then remembered again and then forgot it and this prosess repeats its self several times copy and paste this into ur profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return ManLife Sucks, Avatarwolf, danyan, OperationSputnik, Criminally Insane Hermit, CSIvHP11, GSRgirl, saragil, Sara lover554,HalfBloodLover

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Bakura's Reflection, FlyingDutchRattlesnake, Yami's darkmagician girl, Reshea Elle Lawliet, OperationSputnik, Criminally Insane Hermit, CSIvHP11, GSRgirl, saragil, Sara lover554,HalfBloodLover

If you have ever been random on purpose, copy this onto your profile

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass of.

Fanfiction to me is what MySpace is to other people, if you agree, copy this into your profile

If you like letter smileys copy this into your profile. :-D

I got this from CSIrockz profile

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile.

If you've actually tried to count how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop, copy this into your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is too long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

Best friends never abandon each other. Yet we are all human; we make mistakes. Everyone, that is, except Jesus. If you can claim Jesus to be one of your best friends, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this into your profile.

If you think you may have multiples of the same copy-pastey-thingy, copy pastey this onto your profile

Ten ways to know that you are a CSI fanatic

1.) You start to put people into categories such as he/she is a Greg or, he/she is a Sara.
2.) You are reading this list, just to make sure.
3.) When you start talking about CSI, your best friend says, "Here we go again..." and is suddenly very interested in the math home work that she had been cursing five seconds ago...
4.) You have a quote from CSI for almost every occasion.
5.) You fear that you will die from suspense before you get to watch the next episode of CSI.
6.) You think that the 100 dollars that it is going to take to buy the seventh season of CSI on DVD will be worth it.
7.) You zone out in class scribbling random things about CSI into your notebook
8.) All your notebooks and folders and binders have things such as, "CSI ROCKS!" and "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation" on it.
9.) Everything relates back to CSI. Even. Your. Laundry.
10.) You can sypathsize with other's addictions, such as your best friend's addiction with Naruto.
11.) When you listen to a song on the radio, you say "Oh, that would be a great song for (Insert ship here.)
12.) I'm making a list of ten ways to know that you are a CSI fanatic, and I have 12...

If you said yes to any or all of those, copy and paste them into your profile and add your name to the list! -Katlynn888, csi sidle lvl3, Sara lover554

If you are very, very upset that Jorja Fox is leaving CSI, and are very mad and Jorja and the editors for being stupid about money, copy and past this onto your profile and add your name to the list- Katlynn888, csi sidle lvl3, Saralover554

If you have ever hit copy instead of paste and wondered wth just happened, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have done the above then REPEATED the process, copy and paste this onto your profile.

WAYS TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

1. Avoid using punctuation
2. Finish all sentences with "In accordance to the prophecy"
3. Have your friends address you as you wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
4. When someone invites you to a party, tell them a week in advance that you can't attend because "you're not in the mood".
5. When you go through a drive through, specify that your order is "to go".
6. When you go out to eat, order a diet water with a serious face.
7. At a store, set all clock radios to a polka station, turn the volume all the way up, then set them to go off all at the same time.
8. At work, switch the coffee in the break room to decaf, then when everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch it to espresso.
9. Decorate your office with mosquito netting and toucans and seashells and play tropical music all day.
10. At the zoo, exit while screaming, "They're loose, run for your lives!"
11. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.
12. Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.
13. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
14. Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're all right.
15. As often as possible, skip rather than walk
.
16. Sing along at the opera.
17. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
.
18. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. Steven Fields, my best friend for those who dont know me.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? blue
3. Your first initial? S.
4. Your month of birth? November
5. Which color do you like more, black or white? black
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Lillian, another best friend.
7. Your favorite number? 14
8. Do you like California or Florida more? CA
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? Ocean
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). To meet an NCIS agent!
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
(don't cheat--)

1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.

Quiz time!somethin from a friends profile!

Name: Sierra

Country: USA

Gender: Girl

Sports: soccer

Occupations: Skate shop and student

Age: 16

Son\daughter of: Human being and Poseidon

Favorite word (at the moment): duude

Most used word (at the moment): meh

Word that I have stolen from a movie: Stinkaloo(it's weird i know but funny)

Favorite line from a movie: "i think the impact knocked my brain loose!"(forgot where its from o.o)

Something unique: Writing

Something I hate: dissecting small animals

Favorite Action movie: The mummy 1-3

Favorite Comedy movie: Police Academy

Songs I like: Anythin by green day

Favoite animal: Dogs

Buisness: Are you a stalker??

Think of a random phrase. what is it? Blagg

Get the closest book to you and what is on page 213, 5 lines down? "I was...I was...A gineua pig!I was a cute furry creature-" PJO,sea of monsters,by Rick Riordan

Go on iTunes and pick the first song you see. What is it? Almost Alice

Which way are you looking right now, North, south, east or west: North

What is the weather? cold,sunny,and wet

Rubber ducky or pink platypus? Rubber Duck

Think of any Chuck Norris joke, what is it? ??

If you could be king of the world for 30 seconds what would you do? Queen, actually. Play Mythomagic with Nico!(i know im a geek)

Are you a vegitarian or a meat eater? Meat eater all the way!

Favorite PJO character: Nico

Favorite PJO pairing: Thuke

Gods or Titans? Gods

Ranger or Knight? Knight

Bow or Sword? Sword

If you would have to fight in a war in any time period in history what would it be? Titan God war

Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? My puppy

What is the last thing you watched on TV? NCIS christmas special(Tony-Friction makes stacic!tony shocks McGeeMcGee(aka probie .)-Ah!quit it i'm still buzzing from that taze!

Without looking, guess what time it is: 4:45 P.M.

Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 4:42 p.m.

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? My MP3,Holiday,green day

When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Today,Sword-practice

Before you started this survey, what did you look at? A Fanfic

What are you wearing? A white t-shirt flannel PJs

Did you dream last night? many mixed up blurbs

When did you last laugh? Today

What is on the walls of the room you are in? My drawings,Pics of my bf and friends,and some random splotch of green paint(o.o i don't know either...)

Seen anything weird lately? Percy with no shirt on...(eewwww...)

What do you think of this quiz? Weird.fun but weird

What is the last film you saw? The mummy returns

If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? Books and NCIS

Tell me something about you that I don't know: I can read 12 CHAPTERS IN UNDER 10 MINUTES

If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would they be? Only two!?

Do you like to dance? Kinda

George Bush: Thumbs-down

Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Lillina

Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Shane

You know you live in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

(\ _ /) This is bunny.
(='.'=) Put him on your profile
(")_(") so he can take over the world!(DUN DUN DUDUNNNNNN)

you know your addicted to NCIS when...

(i feel like i'm about to puke right now so get back to me later and i'll finish!)

Quotes/Converstions between me and my friends...

1-Katherine:"you need to wear your hair down more!"Rachel:"nooo!"Me:"will you two stop bickering and help me get my face out of my hair!"

2-Lillian:"Ahh!Sierra, Shane touched me!"Me:"And?"Lillian:"Your sopposed to chase him and then fail as he runs into the Dudes room!"

3-Me:"My head hurts."Lillian:"Diddo."I face-lunchtable Me:"Owww,now it hurts worse."Shane walks up. Shane:"My ass hurts, now shuddup!"

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Best Dream, Worst Nightmare by The New Flock Member reviews
Shay was just having a normal day in high school back in 2010. But what if she, along with 14 friends and enemies, were thrown into the 256th Hunger Games? Who will win, and who will die? And can these kids from the past really cease to exist?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,369 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Complete
The 95th hunger games! by Franco Nixon reviews
24 tributes, one arena, one survivor. Welcome to the hunger games. *CLOSED*
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,471 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Other tributes
Under Arrest by Spazzila reviews
How well can you get away from the men of the Color Police? ReaderxPolice!Various Smut collection. Reader vote.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,094 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011
The 120th Hunger Games: The Downfall of Us All by sleetinthesummer reviews
I could not breathe. I could not think. I just closed my eyes, and let the predator end my misery.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,843 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Other tributes - Complete
Little Red Maple Leaf by mais-la reviews
Kinky! Canada/Reader Almost 'Little Red Riding Hood' to an extent, hence the name. BDSM-y goodness now posted!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Canada - Complete
The Origins of Us by QueenofOld reviews
A Rogan lover's rewrite of X Men Origins: Wolverine. Rogue meets Wolverine when she's drafted as the newest recruit of Team X and he immediately develops a soft spot for her. What will happen when Logan discovers Strykers real plans for Marie?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,096 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Rogue, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Something Lost Then Found by masterthief-extrodinare reviews
percy and nico story about what happens after the books. Both find out how much they care for the other and the paring that insues.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,420 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Percy J., Nico A.
High School by Athletic-poet reviews
Annabeth is starting a new school and a certain black haired green eyed boy takes a certain liking to her. What will happen? Are they friends or enemies? NOT MY CHARACTERS I DON'T OWN THEM! Sorry not a good summary, my first story.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,822 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
The Prisoner by doctorg reviews
AU - The X-Men, including Rogue, liberate a mutant experimentation lab and find a feral Wolverine. Then Rogue and Logan have adventures. :-D Action, angst, drama, smut, good spelling/grammar, it has it all. Pure Rogan - Wolverine/Rogue.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,194 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue - Complete
Once upon a Hungergame by stravvberry and Miss-Almond reviews
As my knees collapsed under the burning sensation at my neck I could only hope I would stay on my plate. Since being blown to bits isn't a great way to die. Not that it mattered much I didn't stand a chance anyway. No, this would be their story not mine
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 77,733 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 6/4/2010
Daughter of Zeus by JacksonChase reviews
What if there was another child of the big three. Would this change everything? After finally being claimed, her life gets more complicated... including her friendships and relationships. Can a son of Hades fall in love or will it all end in a tragedy?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,546 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Nico A.
The Test! by katanakid14 reviews
Okay, I suck at summaries... Um, the Percy Jackson gang has to go on a long and dangerous trip...to the South where things get a little more insane than usual. Pairings are: Percabeth Thalico Groviper.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,352 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Complete
The 57th Hunger Games by Hungry4games reviews
Read to find out who wins the 57th hunger games! Sponsor your favorite! Rated T for violence and maybe some other stuff later. May the odds be ever in your favor!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,524 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010
Short Story Project: Percy Jackson Addition by flockgirl reviews
Have you ever wanted to see your OCs in someone else's story? Look no further! I write short stories around your OCs just for you!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 10/29/2010
If Only You Really Knew by Lostliveson4eva reviews
How did the idea of the Hunger Games come up? What was the real message behind the horrible thought? What was the real reason the Hunger Games were born?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Pres. Snow - Complete
89th Hunger Games by Tiny007 reviews
HUrry and Submit your tributes as the District spots are closing! ***Spots Open***
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,653 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 10/15/2010
Let the Games Begin! by Diabowserker reviews
It's another Do-it-yourself Hunger Games Fic! You can submit Tributes, Stylists, Mentors, and Arenas, and you can sponsor a Tribute! Dare I say it? May the odds be ever in your favor!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010
So, What Now? by katanakid14 reviews
This is the sequel to The Test! Percy's parents are in China for a few weeks and he has to spend the time living with Annabeth. What insanity will unfold? What will happen to Percy and Annabeth's relationship? What's with Nico's pajamas?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,651 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Complete
One Lucky Girl by QueenofOld reviews
Marie's wild imagination makes for interesting scenarios involving Remy, Logan and Scott. STRAIGHT PORN! Seriously folks. It gets raunchy. Don't read if you're offended by foursomes. ONESHOT.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,790 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue - Complete
Movies by thegirloverhere reviews
Ziva and Tony watch movies. Together. All the time. Fluffy enough to have you picking little white clouds off your nice sweater for days. Drabble-esque.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Losing Chances by Candycornlol reviews
The Hunger Games through Gale's eyes.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,354 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Gale H., Katniss E.
Inconceivable! by QueenofOld reviews
Takes place three years after "Aloha, Mr. and Mrs. Howlett". This brief oneshot follows Logan and Marie's journey to conception.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue - Complete
The 35th Annual Hunger Games by sweeneytoddgurl reviews
Yes, another submit a tribute story. Reapings are up! This will be updated ASAP!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Other tributes
In Death I Get Peace by Lostliveson4eva reviews
Deep in the Meadow, under the willow, a bed of grass, a soft green pillow. Here your dreams are sweet and tomorrow brings them true. Here is the place where I love you. Rue's POV of her death.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Rue - Complete
Lethal Dreams by DarkestAngel11 reviews
What would happen if the NCIS team fell asleep after a crazy case and started having crazy dreams? If you think that nightmares are bad, try handling a couple lethal dreams.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D.
The 56th Hunger Games by QueenRelan reviews
ENTER YOUR ALLIANCES NOW! This is one of those, submit your own tribute stories. The 56th Hunger Games is about to begin! The reapings have begun! May the odds be ever in your favor!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010
Elena Argot by Dessers reviews
Elena Argot finds out she's a demi god. She's taken to camp and meets other half-bloods. But when she's given a quest involving certain death will all turn out well? Follow her through crazy adventure!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,882 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Complete
Do I? by Lostliveson4eva reviews
This is what happens when the rebellion hasn't happened, yet. Katniss is still is being forced to marry Peeta but does she want to? What will happen when Gale has other plans? Nothing that happened in Catching Fire exists. Please R&R.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 38,002 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Katniss E., Gale H. - Complete
The 34th Hunger Games by TwiliPrincess049 reviews
Welcome, everyone, to the 34th Hunger Games! We are currently drawing tributes, and I'm sure EVERYONE is anxious to see who is picked next! Details inside, and enjoy!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010
This Years Hunger Games by sal-e13 reviews
I know this type of thing is over done but mine has a special twist even after you submit your tributes you are the game makers controlling what goes on in the arena even if u didnt submit a character you can help kill off other peoples characters! Closed
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,960 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Other tributes
The Everyday Life of Sierra Sinclair by flockgirl reviews
Sierra has been living with her father Poseidon in his castle all alone since she was born, in hopes nobody would ever find her, but now the war is almost over and she gets thrown into a situation that turns her life upside down. Can she save the world?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Nico A.
The hunger games your style by Black Swaan reviews
Closed! Create a character and watch them take there adventure throught the 37th Hunger Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Other tributes
Your 78th Hunger Games by lunareclipse3 reviews
Yes, yet another submit your own character Games! Come, create, and may the odds be in your favor! Rated T for paranoia. Accepting tributes, mentors and sponsors! RnR. Lots of spots open. I need males and mentors!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010
46th Hunger Games by The Ice Princess93 reviews
Interactive! You are the tributes and the sponsors!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,802 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010
This is YOUR Hunger Games! by helloashley reviews
Never had I thought I'd find someone who I understood so completely. I couldn't live without her now, but the arrow flying towards her heart, thought otherwise. It wasn't slow motion, it was fast, terrifying, and 100% real. SUBMIT YOUR TRIBUTE NOW.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Other tributes
Not Another High School Fic! by thegirloverhere reviews
So, are you tired of AU high school fics? Wanna see what our favorite team really might have been doing in high school? 1st Abby. 2nd Tony. 3rd Ziva. 4th Gibbs is stuck in detention when he sees something curious outside the window.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,399 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Abby S., Tim M.
Ultimate Demigod Truth or Dare by MoogleGuy reviews
its a slow day at camp and percy finds his friends playing an interesting game of truth or dare, thats all that needs to be said
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,160 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010
Denial by Minesweeper62 reviews
Michael Slade arrives at camp just like any other demigod. Except he doesn't believe in the gods, and he's sure Camp Half-Blood is a hoax. That's really a problem when he holds the key to winning the war and defeating the Titans. Pre TLO
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2010
April Fools at NCIS by Forensic Girl554 reviews
Tony covers Abby's lab in toilet paper and she freaks out, what will she do when she realizes Tony did it? A little Abby/Gibbs friendship and team friendship too
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Unresolved Love part I by McAbby Fan reviews
Why does Abby always attract danger? Someone from the past is out to get her...again. This story makes a lot of refferences to two NCIS episodes.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,689 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Abby S., Tim M.
Too Late for Gods by Seph Meadowes reviews
Six times he noticed her, each a stolen moment never meant to last. Nico/OC. Complete.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Nico A. - Complete
In Short by kikikamon reviews
Short little stories about our favorite characters. Chap. 1; Dee and the Morrigan, Chap. 2;Saint-Germain and Jeanne, Chap. 3;Twins and Flamel.
Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 6/19/2009
iWon't Let You Go by BananaPuddingIsMyFriend reviews
Sam and Freddie are due for another installment of Wake Up Spencer, but something terribly wrong happens. Seddie fanfic.
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Black as Night, Sweet as Sin by Fanless reviews
So this is what it's like to kiss the Prince of the Dead. Drabble/poem.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Nico A. - Complete
A Vacation In Panama by SparklingPC reviews
A story about Thalia, Luke, Percy, and Annabeth going to Panama for vacation. Thalia is not a huntress and Luke is not evil. I need siggestions to continue. PLEASE REVIEW! :
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Thalia G., Luke C.
HOLY CRAP, It's A Collection of Bizarre Pairings by Becky C reviews
Self explanatory. Read at your own peril...will get worse as it goes on, believe me. Has pairings from TysonAnnabeth to AgriusSunflower, from LukeTyson to an episode of Survivor where anything can happen.... Has been raised to T, for fear of brain trauma.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,887 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 1/28/2007
In A Plain Brown Wrapper by Joanna Grant reviews
Rogue, Jubilee and Kitty await the arrival of the latest issue of Playgirl.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2003 - Complete
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