After the last... escapade involving America's glasses, there was bound to be another one. Rated T for safety. Story is better than summary. I promise.

The term "You look good without your glasses" takes on a whole new meaning at the newest World Summit Meeting. Rated T for safety. Story is better than the summary. Maybe. Sort of. I hope. Please just try it?

A bunch of cute and/or serious story ideas featuring my favorite Hetalia bros – America and Canada! May or may not imply pairings depending on story. I guarantee all of these are, if not unique ideas, unique takes on ideas, so come check them out! Reminder that all of these are available for adoption if you're interested (since I don't know if I'll have time to write them myself)!

A collection of primarily one shots written by me! (Originals can be found on tumblr) Ratings vary from K-M, and will include almost exclusively RusAme/AmeRus prompts

The nine members of the Paranormal Romance Book Club had no idea that supernaturals existed, let alone that they would be kidnapped and forced to wed their royal children. But first.. the Princes and Princesses must compete for the hands that they wish for, unless they want them to be snatched up by someone else. PBC AU Warnings in first chapter

There is an old phone that sits on a coffee table in the hallway by the front door. It's an antique or something. My grandma owned it before she died. I know it doesn't work, so why does this Arthur person keep calling?

Don't you hate having to answer the door to religious people in the morning? Well today people of the Jehovah's Witnesses faith are determined to convert America but the states keep getting in the way. If mild religious mockery bothers you please find something else to read. 13/53 Dabbles Completed.

It's exam time and who doesn't love a bit of procrastination, especially when it comes in the form of the library chat-room! Banter, study-unrelated discussion and the invasion of personal lives ensues. Who needs secrets anyway? Yaoi pairings

Japan runs off at the mouth about America's poor bedroom performance, and it somehow gets back to him! Now he's having to work over time to win back his beloved. But will he succeed in soothing the ruffled feathers of the hero? If he survives the hero's overprotective brother, that is. AmePan, with protective!Canada on the side. Kink Meme fill [Part 25]

Basically a story about how America loses his prudish ways... among other things. Main pairing isn't established yet, but will appear as the story progresses. There is an attempt a humor, and will evolve into romance as it rolls along. Setting is in June of 1956. Disclaimer in Chapter 2.

Naruto is called in for a secret 'S' rank mission. Sasuke's sharingan are about to awaken and apparently will cause the Uchiha to want a lover. Sasuke is desperate to prevent this, certain he has no time for a long term partner. Thus 'Stop Sasuke Mushiness Mission' begins! Naruto figures it can't be that hard... Right? SasuNaru SLASH includes KakaIru, KibaHina, LeeSaku and others.

How had they ended up like this? Abe on top of Mihashi, their tongues intertwined and their boxers pulled down. Abe gazed down at Mihashi through lustful eyes. He never thought he'd be seeing him like this. /abemiha

America thinks his lovers have forgotten his birthday, but he quickly finds out his thoughts were far from true. CanUKUS and BDSM. Happy Birthday, America!

Sasuke is an incubus and he's looking for his next victim. This cute blonde seems perfect. SasuNaru, ItaSasuNaru, ItaSasu, ItaNaru.

It was decided by all nations that America and Canada had to be the strangest nations in the world. Who else would be crazy enough to do half the stuff they do? We blame England and France. Each chapter based on a quote.

For the oofuri kink meme : Abe gets jealous of Mihashi fangirling over Haruna and screws him into submission. BONUS points if Haruna somehow finds out and confronts Abe about it.

Russia, concerned that he and America are losing their spark in the modern era, goes to France for some advice. Apparently Nantucket, that innocent cowlick, is actually an erogenous zone. Equipped with the absurd advice Russia goes to visit America to see if such a claim is true and if it will help them rekindle their passion. De-anon from Kink Meme. Slash, human named used.

Jumping into a dangerous situation to help out a scared teen can be fun. Rated for language, violence, and TCest.

You can't live in a city of over 8 million people without interacting with a few of them. Rated for adult concepts and situations, language.

Alfred has never had sex before, and Arthur is so much more experienced than he. What he doesn't know is that all Arthur wants is him, and that's all that matters.

With a little help from the fey, England has made life very exciting for the North American Twins. Now watch as they try to break the spell and protect their vital regions from all the other insane Nations!

From the writer of The Madness of Kurosaki's sanity comes the next laugh out loud comedy featuring the N. America brothers & their sister Vinland. You will soon find why Risk is banned from the UN and stealing syrup is not worth it. How did England & France survive raising them? ENJOY!

Matthew, heir apparent to the kingdom of Gaul, is of marrying age, and sets out with his best man to find himself a bride. Around this time, the Crown Prince of Albion, Alfred, has another bout of Rebellious Prince Syndrome and convinces his sister to disguise him so that he can escape his father's edicts for a few days. It's an excellent disguise, but it may have worked too well.

Why can't the nations finish one meeting without any distractions! They did not come across the world to be beat up by a protective bear and rabbit.

What happens when Manada crashed a World Meeting? Singing beavers that's what happens. Rated M for Manada. Read at your own risk. Seriously. First published on Deviant Art

A drabble in the Mage!Matthew War!Alfred AU. Part bitter-sweet, they each have their favourite parts. CanAme in that order.

More in the Mage!Matt Demon!Al universe. Inspired by 91RedRoses review to GreyMonth's fic;Tripping Red. Being in such proximity to war and wrath drives Matthew steadily into the deep end. Si Vi Pacem; Para Bellum. He who seeks peace should prepare for war.

Alfred's disintegrating, wasting away, but that's okay. He's getting closer to fine with every inch of fat chipped away, though it's not enough. Never enough. Anorexic!Alfred.

Their bosses didn't even see it coming.

Prussia makes the mistake of insulting Canada's love of hockey. Russia & America do whatever they can to avoid the fall out.

Mikey's wish for adventure is granted, but not exactly as he'd hoped for.

All Arthur really wanted to do was seduce his chief engineer. He should have known it wouldn't be that easy.

In which Abe tries to watch porn to convince himself he doesn't like his pitcher in that way.

"I love when my birthday's a Wednesday," he admits./"Oh? And why is that?"/"Then I don't have to share it with everyone!" he starts, a slight slur to his words. "I can just stay home and do what I want and feel like I'm human, with my family and my food and the fireworks." / For America's birthday. FACE Russia.

Dib tell's us about his experiance with Zim's mating season. This is yaoi, that means boyxboy relations. It is also a ZADR.

Once a week, all the countries must gather at a strip club and watch the loser of a bet perform. America really doesn't want to do deal with that though. He'd rather just eat pizza. The other countries are determined to fix this ... especially England and Canada. Total crack and lulz, UKUS and CanUS.

A little poker night fun and some light conversation. One shot.

In which two slightly drunk Nations test out that theory about the English accent. UKUS

Russia wants babies. America is not amused. Crack, one-sided RusAme rated M for language

Ivan is the Lord Raven, and rules the deep woods and dark skies of the world. Yet he longs for something he cannot name. Based off of the stories The Magic Flute, by Mozart, and the Native legend Raven Steals the Sun. RusAme.

America is willing to ignore a lot of things at nine in the morning before he drinks his coffee. Russia refuses to be one of them.

Ivan would make them pay. He would make them wish so desperately that they had never set foot on American soil or even laid eyes on Alfred. Ivan was giddy at deciding they will soon not be able to lay eyes on much of anything ever again.

Mermaids like things that are precious and beautiful; jewels that glow in the right light and gold that shines. Alfred, however, finds beauty in much different things; laughter and green eyes, to start with. AU, Merman!Alfred, UkUs

Sweat and musk filled the room, three bodies moving together in tandem on the bed, sloppy mouths coming together against skin and fabric, tugging with teeth and clumsy fingers. Threesome, daddy kink, UKUSCan, DP, PWP Lemon yaoi

Japan clutched simultaneously to his nose and his chest, breathing quick. He could feel his heart thudding wildly against his palm while a slick, coppery substance stained his fingers below his nostrils. That dream... Jap/Ame dream sequence

Even a leader must have time to himself. One shot. TCest references.

Tonights program is influenced by: Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Creature from the Black Lagoon, Frankenstein, The Twilight Zone, The Wolf Man, and Night of the Living Dead. Mild TCest and language. One shot. See if you can match them up. Happy Halloween!

Ninjitsu isn't the only thing their father needs for them to learn. TCest references, OT4, one shot.

The King of Clubs and the King of Spades take time to consummate the treaty between their two kingdoms-literally. Card!verse RusAme sex on a throne.

A trilogy of Leo-centric stories. Warning: TCest, language. One shot. *Quotes in the Sage Commander segment were taken from "The Art of War The Denma Translation Sun Tzu". If you've never read it, you should. It's Leo's favorite book.

A Raph-centric set of triple ficlets. Warning: TCest and coarse language. One shot.

A treble of Mikey-centric tales. Implied TCest, language. One shot.

A trifecta of Don-centric drabbles. Mild TCest, OT4 implied, language. One shot.

Mikey is in some serious trouble and ends up with a view of the East River that some people would die for; he just hopes he isn't one of them. How did he get there and how will he get out? Mild TCest, language and violence. Chaptered short story. Complete

A feisty cat needn't ruin the perfect meal. Mild TCest and language. One shot.

"You leave my bunnies alone Mr. Bear!" America shouted, heedless of England's attempts to halt him. He stopped beside the large predator and immediately reached for its small stub of a tail, tugging forcefully./ Some Russia creeping on America at the end

Just a short drabble about how much Abe...ahem...enjoys Mihashi using his first name for the first time. Abemiha, NSFW. Lemony. Written for Oofuri Kink Meme.

It was going so well until Kiku left him alone with HIM. Hetalia with a Pokemon flair, America breeding. CRACK.

Just this once, Russia would give in to his desires at work. JUST this once... Rus/Ame yaoi.

Somehow, the Nishiura baseball team are more like animals than you would think. Slight Abe/Mihashi and Hanai/Tajima

What happens when you pull Canada's curl? America is about to find out. Hehehee...yaoi...Now a series of one-shots! PWP

Abe's favorite part of catching was definitely this. Throwing the ball back to Mihashi and watching him take the two steps back to the rubber, being able to watch his ass as he did. Yes, definitely the best part. Abe/Mihashi, kink meme fill

America stops by to give England a present. England, mistaking the gift as something more, starts showing more affection than America, to his horror, ever expected. An obsessive!lovestruck England/America poem

Matthias Kohler, star athlete and teenaged ladykiller, falls for the quirky and cheerful art student Alfred Jones. Denmark/America, rated for sex.

Ivan is jealous of all the attention Alfred receives from his students-thankfully, Alfred has his own geeky way of cheering him up. professor!AU, RusAme fluff.

America has rewritten the lyrics to a certain song. They go something along the lines of, "Save a horse, ride Prussia." Explicit.

"Never again will I drink with you guys! NEVER AGAIN!" RussiamericaCanada pwp threesome fic.

During the game with Tosei, Mihashi got hit with a stray pitch. Abe has a vested interest in the area where he got hit. And well, it might not really be kissing it better, but Abe thinks it's close enough to count. Abe/Mihashi

Russia likes things symmetrical. He likes America very much because of this: but he would like him much more if he didn't have that annoying, off-putting little cowlick. Fluff& slight Nantucket kink! RusAme

Canada reintroduces his brother to the wonders of weed. Fluffy, brotherly oneshot written for 420.

Sort-of two-shot. The yamis decide to throw their own sleepover, and mayhem ensues. Oh, Yami Marik, don't leave Yami alone in your apartment, who knows what he'll find? Rated for lime.

Cracky fun. What happens when Vegeta and Nappa visit Earth this time? Set in the Abridged worlds created by LittleKuriboh and TeamFourStar. I own nothing. Rated for bad language.

Alfred spends a night a little more wildly than he meant to...and has an awkward morning after. However, the events that result bring about a better ending than he would have believed possible, everything considered. Fluffy ending, Russia/America.

Alfred is determined to collect all of the current Happy Meal toys. And, as always, Russia is dragged into 'helping' him. A tooth-rottingly fluffy drabble.

Based on a picture I found on Pixiv. France wants to see how many times he can violate America during a meeting before England catches him in the act FrUS, obviously. OC!Madagascar

Russia and America go camping in the Anza Borrego desert. Fluff/Space Race reminiscing ensues. RussAme.

When America sits Sealand down for a talk misunderstandings occur. At the world meeting Peter declares he will be the most powerful nation and Alfred his wife. Alfred gives him an ultimatum of three things he needs to do to make this claim a reality.

When it snows at their house, Alfred wants to play in it. All Ivan wants to do is sleep in. A snowball fight ensues. RussAme established relationship, pointless fluff.

Ivan is not happy with the fact that he wasn't the first nation to top Alfred...not happy at all. So, he decides, with the help of Matthew, to interrogate him until the truth is revealed... Has turned into a series of oneshots Russia x America x Canada

Russia/America/England threesome. De-anon from kink meme. Various drabbles with fluff/smut. Warning for England's kink.

America gets to see first-hand just how much of a BAMF England can be. Kink meme de-anon

"The weight of a bat is more or less 33 ounces. That's about one kilogram to you." Just another day for America as he teaches Russia the fine art of baseball.

A sweet, fluffy tale of Russia and America decorating a Christmas tree. Bad jokes abound. You have been warned.

When America is injured while Christmas shopping, Russia decides to pay him a friendly visit. This involves sneaking in through the second story window on America's house with the broken lock.

drabble "Never play this game with anyone else, comrade." Suddenly, a frantic tapping of glass alerted the two nations to an audience behind the windows of the fast-food restaurant. xXx RussiaxAmerica

"What's this I hear you've been prostituting yourself, Alfred?" When a misunderstanding just gets that much more awkward. Onesided!Sealand/US, US/UK

Press conferences wherein the singular presences of Alfred F. Jones and Ivan Braginski came together could always be termed, ah…interesting. Or: why Russia needs remedial courses on sexual harassment. xXx RussiaxAmerica

England is the master of the game Battleship, and also a very, very sore winner. How do the other countries put up with this? By deflating that oversized ego of his, of course! By pitting him against one of the most unlikely nations of all.

Canada goes goth, Russia gets a hard on for watching America eat, Japan and China get into a fight, Canada goes emo, France buys some panties, Japan gets harassed by a weeabo, America is a real thug and something horrible happens to England.

England, unknowingly has started an international challenge: The first one to get Canada and America dressed in tuxedos and escort them to the annual Eurasian Nations Ball gets their lands AND bodies. Human names used.

It was like a gunshot to Russia's ears - and he felt an insane rush of - an inhuman kind of hate. RussiaAmerica, implied non-con EnglandAmerica. Violence.

Drabble. "The clouds are moving so slowly." Russia/America

Written for the APH fluffathon. Office AU in which a mystery man leaves tons of bizarre post-it notes in the break room every day, and Ivan becomes infatuated with Alfred, the man who works in the next cubicle over. Sweet fluffy stuff ensues. Ivan/Alfred

Yeah, you fought the forces of darkness and won. Doesn't exempt you from the trials and tribulations of teenage life- like homework. And dancing at prom. Well, at least you've got a date. Heck, you've got two. So what if one of them doesn't realize it?

Tajima has a suggestion for Mihashi that he thinks Abe might enjoy. Also featuring HanaiXTajima.

America and England debate séances and Halloween costumes. UK/US.

Horror movies before bedtime, Alfred? You should know better. *RussAme*

America finds out about Russian clubs and a specific club event called 'Spank America Decent'. Russia is not nearly as amused as America is.

Extensive amounts of vodka don't even make Russia as loopy as he is after dental surgery. Oneshot Russia/America Fluff.

America throws a holiday party with mistletoe, hoping for entertaining results. What he gets aren't exactly the results he was hoping for.

CanUS. After Canada wins the hockey gold, he deserves some kind of reward from his brother, right?

America is working late, and Russia decides to give him a nice Russian-style massage to help him relax... Kinkmeme fill, shamelessly de-anoning. Rated T because of lack of actual sex and mention of anything really adult.

After his Valentine's Day plans with China fall apart, Russia finds himself spending the rest of the holiday with America, a bottle of vodka and an obscenely large box of chocolate.

The incident of the countries going out for drinks in the UK. Russiamerica, some FrUK, Prussia/Italy/Germany, Korea/China/Vietnam, some England/Japan. Rated M for dirty humor, lime, and drunk nations.

America's just returned from a long stay in Mexico, and he's sporting a new look that Canada finds incredibly appealing...and more than a little irresistible. Who would've thought that he wasn't the only one to inherit France's silky french locks? Can/Ame

This was a lot of fun to do. Got my mind off of a lot of things. Hope you all enjoy it!

Things Bakura and Marik shouldn't do...but did anyway!

America wonders what Russia mumbles about, in that Russian of his, before they map out each others' bodies - before they kiss - before Russia presses a firm kiss on the top of his ear and tells him to sleep. Oneshot, RussiaAmerica, present timeline.

After yet another quarrel between Bakura and Yami during class, the teacher enforces a punishment which sets a series of events into motion that will ultimately lead Yami to Bakura and Malik, kicking and screaming all the way... yaoi, Cageshipping YBxYYxM

America was surprised that no one could guess what his middle name was. To him, it was so painfully obvious. And yet not one person could figure it out! So it had become a tradition at Meetings for the Nations to guess. But no one ever guessed right.

Part I [HP] [A-O] Part II [SM] [P-Z] After the group returns from England, they move into Juuban for a reason... but the connections are deeper to Darkness then to the Light. The fight and the end, Chapters 23 Y and 24 Z up. **COMPLETE** Vote at End!

What do you mean it broke?" This had to have been a joke, no way he broke the bikini, right? He couldn't be that big... right? Maybe I'll just go see for myself.... Stan X Kyle oneshot. Rated M for "Mmmm, smut."

Atemu wakes up in the middle of the night only to find that a thief has stolen into his bedroom. Shounen ai, Casteshipping. AtemuxBakura

After learning his boyfriend has never before been beaten in chess, Katsuya decides to challenge Seto to a game. SetoJou yaoi one-shot