so as you may guess i am the forgotten one

Age

forgotten

Gender

Male

Hair Color

brown

Relationship Status

single as a pringle :) (i never saw the point of this one because you never eat just one and also a warning they are extremely flammable yeah not my best idea)

16 THINGS I'M GOING TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

SYMPTOMS OF INSANITY

Written by: Wormtail, Moony, Padfoot, and Prongs

1.) Playing with your food and calling it 'art'.

2.) Making a list of symptoms that most likely apply to yourself as well.

3.) Basing your ingredients list off your obsession's favorite color. AKA Butter (G-g-gold! (I can't believe I said the G word!).

4.) Eating dog food. For ANY reason!

5.) Chasing your tail.

6.) Laughing for absolutely no reason. None. (ALLWAYS!)

7.) Waking up at an Ungodly hour every. Single. Day.

8.) Reading a book CLEARLY meant for Girls. And then trying to defend it. (Well, I AM a girl... so... I guess so)

9.) Actually WANTING to be on a list of insane things.

10.) Treating your own son like dirt when he NEVER deserves it.

11.) Acting like the things your family says or does is your fault, when it's obviously not.

12.) Silence. (...)

13.) Spontaniously bursting out into song at the most inappropriate/ inopportune/ awkward times.(No...heck yeah just me can start to sing in Literature New Divide by Linkin Park!)

14.) Accepting ANYTHING from Peeves! Especially strange packages, and then handing them off to your FRIENDS!

15.) WEARING the Christmas decorations (even if they do look better that way). (I was little and stupid!I grow up from Last Christmas!)

16.) Almost getting yourself killed on a regular basis out of BOREDOME! (THATS ME!!)

17.) Dancing in the rain. (Yep and stay on a bench reading in storm time)

18.) Befriending a werewolf. (Coool!Where I can find a werewolf?)

19.) Befriending a Quidditch-obsessed, love-sick puppy who can't even keep his hair flat. (Coooool!Yes again)

20.) Befriending a walking bully-magnet who can't even take a spelling test without hyperventilating.

21.) Befriending an egotistical, pranking-machine who seems to be in a constant state of sugar-high. (No,thats just me)

22.) Glaring at inanimate objects to "scare them".(And argue with them!)

23.) Yelling at someone right next to you. (sometimes...)

24.) Walking into a room and forgetting what you're doing. (In a day I go in my classroom and I forgot why I do there)

25.) Completely LOSING IT over a lack of organization.

26.) Having to wear post-its on your arm to remember anything. (That isn't a bad idea!I really need to try!)

27.) Obeying the commands of random post-its on your arm without question when they make NO sense and clearly weren't written by you.

28.) Falling in Love. (HEY!! I'M NOT INSANE!!)

29.) Fighting with your own team.

30.) Creating an army of first-years to do your bidding.

31.) Creating a chain of letters instead of just simply writing to each other directly like normal.

32.) Talking in Chat Speak.

33.) Switching personalities to scare the poor little first-years.

34.) Spending your class time drawing suicidal stick figures. (Its fun!!!!)

35.) Being convinced your friend is an imposter simply because he took notes.

36.) Referring to yourself in the third person. (Um... it's a bad thing???)

37.) Braiding people's hair every time you get bored. (Braiding peoples hair is fun!)

38.) Losing your wand when it's behind your ear the whole time. (And my pen,pencil,glasses and a lot another things(not all behind my ear))

39.) Becoming so tired, you actually become super hyper. (Is that bad?)

40.) Breaking a record through pranking.

41.) Speaking all grammatical symbols

42.) -( DRAMATIC ENTRANCES!)!(I've done it at school wearing a cloak! beat that! ha)

43.) Wrapping people.

44.) Making your hair holiday themed.

45.) Rapping.

46.) Stress Baking

47.) Stalking.(NO!...Oh what the heck I try to ignore it.YES!)

48.) Therapy.

49.) Trying to prank the MASTERS! ( I AM a Master pranker...hmph, not as good as the Stoll brothers..)

50.) Nightmares.

51.) Overly dramatic public displays of affection.

52.) Switching names. (I'm Sandy 1 and flavster,and patato and Richie or was Tony?I don't remember now)

53.) BETRAYING YOUR FRIENDS.

54.) Forgiveness.

55.) Breaking things for fun. (it IS fun)

56.) Running away.

57.) Sound effects.

58.) Overreacting to everything.

59.) Miming.

60.) Growing Up. ( I don't wanna grow up!!)

Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator ;D (Some are a bit psychotic, just sayin')

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it

23) When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "open") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker."

24) When the elevator doors shut, assuringly say, "It's OK, they will open up again!"

25) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

26) Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly.

27) Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.

28) Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

29) Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

30) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers..

31) Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

32) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

33) Put a box on the floor and whenever somebody comes in, say "Do you hear clicking?"

34) As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

35) Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

36) Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

37) While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

38) Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

39) Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

40) Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

41) Ask people which floor they want, then say in 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?' style if that is "their final answer."

42) Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

43) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

44) Tell people that you can see their aura.

45) Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

FRIENDS: Never ask anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. Mrs and grandma and grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN we really messed up"

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

FRIENDS: Wipes your tears when your rejected.

BEST FRIENDS: Goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

FRIENDS: When you get thrown in jail will come bail you out.

BEST FRIENDS: Will be in there with you going "Damn, we fucked up."

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. here's a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"I'M HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"man drink the rest of that you know we don't waste"

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later.

BEST FRIENDS: Will have it so long they forgot it's yours.

FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this

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he Percy Jackson pleadge

I promise to remember Percy
whenever Im at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesnt get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remembe Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go

The Heroes of Olympus Pledge

I promise to remember Jason

whenever someone forgets something...

I promise to remember Piper

whenever I see someone feel unwanted by their parents...

I promise to remember Leo

when I see someone run away...

I promise to remember Annabeth

when someone misses someone...

I promise to remember Percy

when I see someone refuse to give up...

I promise to remember Hazel

when I see someone who has made a hard decision...

I promise to remember Frank

when someone is different then expected to be...

I promise to remember Reyna

when I see a leader...

I promise to remember Octavian

when I see a ripped toy...

I promise to remember Don the Faun

when someone asks me for money...

I promise to remember Heroes of Olympus

wherever I may go...

The Lightning Thief Prophecy:

You shall go west and face the god who has turned.

You shall find what was stolen and see it safely returned.

You shall be betrayed by one who calls you a friend.

And you shall fail to save what matters most, in the end.

The Sea of Monsters Prophecy:

You shall sail the iron ship with warriors of bone,

You shall find what you seek and make it your own,

But despair for your life entombed within stone,

And fail without friends, to fly home alone.

The Titan's Curse Prophecy:

Five shall go west to the goddess in chains,

One shall be lost in the land without rain,

The bane of Olympus shows the trail,

Campers and Hunters combined prevail,

The titan's curse must one withstand,

And one shall perish by a parent's hand

he Battle of the Labyrinth Prophecy:

You shall delve in the darkness of theendless maze,

The dead, the traitor, the lost one shall rise.

You shall rise or fall by the ghost king's hand,

The child of Athena's final stand.

Destroy with the hero's last breath,

And lose a love to worse than death.

THE GREAT PROPHECY:

A half-blood of the eldest gods,

Shall reach sixteen against all odds.

And see the world in endless sleep,

The hero's soul, cursed blade shall reap.

A single choice shall end his days.

Olympus to preserve or raze.

THE NEXT GREAT PROPHECY:

Seven half-bloods shall answer the call.

To storm or fire, the world must fall.

An oath to keep with a final breath,

And foes bear arms to the Doors of Death