![]() Real Name- Kyle Gender- Male Height- 6'2 Hair Color- Dirty Blonde Eyes- Green Age- 23 Favorite Color(s)- Blue, Green, Black, Red, Aqua Favorite Games- Command and Conquer (Tiberium series), Halo series, Fallout 3, Fallout: New Vegas, StarCraft/Brood War, Starcraft 2, Grand Theft Auto series Favorite Movies- Predator, Predator 2, Predators, Star Wars About: The name Ovall Aocrog come from Star Wars Galaxies when I started playing that game back in '06 so that's where that comes from. On here, I'm pretty much strictly a reviewer but as I've mentioned in my reviews for Kyle Katarn: Rise and Fall stories by shanesnest, I do write, only on paper or in my head, and for my eyes only out of boredom. By no means are anything I write ever going to be on the internet or in public, just saying that now and I only own my original characters or "original universes," I don't own others' universes like Star Wars for example, little disclaimer in case those things do go online for whatever reason. So yeah, don't expect me to write on here in case you're wondering though I have thought about it. Favorite Story on here: No offense to anyone else in my favorites but Tiberium Wars by Peptuck, hands down. If he ever made a Tiberian Sun/Firestorm novelization, I'd die happily, here's hoping he finishes Wars. Quotes or discussions: "Eat my dust, dust!'' Homer Simpson, trying to escape a dust cloud "Sweet merciful crap! My car!" Homer Simpson, after his car is decorated with seashells ''See you in hell, candy boys!'' Homer Simpson, before throwing a pop rocks/soda grenade at an angry mob ''Mellow out everyone, the captain will know what to do.'' ''You just shot the captain out of the torpedo tube!'' ''D'OH!!'' Homer Simpson and Barney ''Quack, quack, quack...'' Homer Simpson, saying ''It's my first day'' to penguins on an aircraft carrier, who then laugh at him "I'd like to help, I really would, but if I leave this observatory another astronomer will move right in, they're like hermit crabs they really are.." Professor Frink "That bird touched my car, you know what to do." "You're gonna be drinking worms through a straw." Fat Tony and Louie before he and Legs beat up a bird "You are not a pet and you are not a friend. You're nothing to me." " *Sad noise*" Fat Tony and a ferret wearing a wire ''We hit a little snag when the universe sort of collapsed on its self. But dad seemed cautiously optimistic.'' ''CRAAAAAAAAAAAP!!" Bart and Homer Simpson, after Homer gets sucked into a 'black hole' "Don't you think you're overreacting talking gumball machine?'' Homer Simpson, deprived of sleep ''Anything that takes twelve steps isn't worth doing! Get it? Huh? Twelve! Haha, steps! Heeheehee... Hey how'd I get out here?'' Homer Simpson, making a joke and then getting knocked out ''Ahh! A hungry, hungry hippo!'' Homer Simpson, staring at a pissed off hippo ''Ehh, bound to happen.'' Homer Simpson, after a huge spider shrinks a suitcase ''Ooh a friendly bee... AAHH!'' Homer Simpson, thinking a bee is nice until it stings his nose "You know if you think about it, mud is just wet dirt.'' Homer Simpson, discussing mud ''Fly off in a vee!'' Moe Syzslak, to a bunch of geese "Silent alarm activated!" A silent alarm, The Simpsons "Final verdict administered.'' A CP, after rebels are executed in Escape from City 17 "We shall see how brave you are when nailed to the walls of Hoover Dam, your body facing west so you may watch your world die." Legate Lanius in Fallout: New Vegas "You think I'm afraid of your collar exploding, killing us? No, I'll leave you breathing, then keep walking until my collar goes cold. I'll prop your broken body in view of the Sierra Madre so you can see what you came to steal...forever out of reach as you die." God, Fallout: New Vegas Dead Money ''Only I bet whatever came out wasn't no sweet little butterfly... Damn worms never cut you any slack." Earl in Tremors 2 ''You left the radio on the ground?'' ''..Sorry I forgot.'' Earl and Grady, after a graboid eats the radio ''Oh man. This stuff tastes like toilet paper.'' ''Earl, that is the toilet paper.'' Earl and Grady, eating MREs "You called down the thunder, now reap the whirlwind." Ghost unit, StarCraft "You should know we represent not one of your rag-tag peasant militias, but the combined might of the United Earth Directorate." Alexei Stukov, StarCraft Brood War "There is no shame in defeat so long as the spirit is unconquered!" Fenix, StarCraft (True in anything besides a fight to the death, so suck it up any sore losers out there who think winning is everything.) "Do your worse then girl, you ain't taking Edmund Duke without a fight!" Edmund Duke, StarCraft Brood War "The Khala awaits me Kerrigan and although I am prepared to face my destiny, you'll not find me easy prey!" Fenix, StarCraft Brood War "A shame, this ultralisk might've been useful." "Organism Stukov misunderstands. Death irrelevant, only essence important (...) Ultralisk reconstituted, ultimate expression of Swarm evolution." Stukov and Abathur, StarCraft 2 Heart of the Swarm "Let's recap: I was betrayed and killed, shot into space, captured by the Zerg, resurrected and infested, cured, given to Mobius to research the Protoss cure and was instead experimented on as the cure slowly failed. Everyone up to speed? Good." Alexei Stukov breaking the fourth wall to those not knowing why he's alive and in Heart of the Swarm "The search for Bastila is taking too long. We cannot risk her escaping Taris. Destroy the entire planet." Darth Malak, Knights of the Old Republic "Your predecessor once made the mistake of questioning my orders admiral. Surely you are not so foolish as to make the same mistake?" Darth Malak, KOTOR "Resume the bombardment commander. Wipe this pathetic planet from the face of the galaxy!" Darth Malak, KOTOR "And so it ends, a valiant effort but as you can see.. ultimately futile." General Grievous, Star Wars Clone Wars "I've saved the Republic twice before. I've fought mandalores and armies of the dark side, you won't stop me!" Revan, Star Wars: The Old Republic "The Brotherhood is at an evolutionary dead end. I am the only salvation for the continued supremacy of Nod. It is my world now *Evil laugh* Listen to the sounds of your own extinction, human." CABAL, Command and Conquer Firestorm "Define favorable outcome CABAL." "They all die." Anton Slavik and CABAL, Command and Conquer Tiberian Sun "Peaceful.. Isn't it?" Slavik to McNeil before three ICBMs destroy the Philadelphia in the NOD ending, Tiberian Sun "Emergency deployment, immediate launch... Perhaps when McNeil arrives to kill you, you'll take some time to learn from the man. I'm sure he'll teach you lessons you'll carry with you for the rest of your life. Which, by the way, is about seven minutes." Kane to General Vega, Tiberian Sun "And behold, I shall be a blight upon the land and everything I touch shall wither and die.." Blight, Batman Beyond "Are you stupid as a hobby or does it come natural to you?" A comment I read "If there's one thing I can NEVER understand, it's the covers they put on textbooks: "Gentlemen, how can we best create a cover that accurately displays the core concepts of chemistry and summarizes the contents of the subject material?" "Let's put a guy with a surfboard on it." "F*king brilliant, Jim." Lamebook Post titled Brilliant Books "The way those clones reacted to him flying through the window is how everybody with a gun should react to a threat in every situation. Shoot the fuck out of it as soon as it shows up." Youtube Comment by GasMaskTrenchCoat on Durge - Star Wars: Clone Wars "..That's a lovely thing to watch when you're eating something.." Me, after watching Smoke's Smoke Out Fatality on Scorpion |
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