Random ItaSaku drabbles/onesies featuring various universes and various storylines for your reading pleasure. Chapters may or may not be interconnected.

[based on Sakura Hiden] "Taidaima," her breathing stopped as she heard the words from behind her, "Sakura." [SS] [oneshot]

"I love my husband no less for it" this time she laughed "And you put me through hell. I love you with all of my heart

Fourteen year old Sakura faces betrayal on a scale that she could never imagine. Now, she and her friends must face off against people who have been their friends their entire life. AU. MultiSaku. Sakura centric. SakuraHarem. Takes place in "Gifted" universe. Sequel to "my head is an animal." Part four of the "Gifted" universe. Oneshot.

ItaSaku. With the help of sheer luck and an experimental genjutsu, Sakura managed to pass her ANBU exam. Unfortunately, her ANBU mentor was getting on her nerves in more ways than one. AU, non-massacre

"You are not about to have sex on my back!" Sasuke gets cockblocked by his summons. PURECRACK. Rated T for situations and language. SasuSaku.

A peek into the internal reactions of Sasuke and Sakura during that fabulous sasusaku eye smex.: "Though in hindsight she shouldn't have doubted his abilities in getting past that final stretch of sand to reach the next dimension, she had not expected him to catch her. "He doesn't care", Sakura reminded herself. But then why was he still looking at her?"

"This belongs to you." She hissed at him, thrusting his older cousin towards him as if he were the guilty owner responsible for the misbehaving puppy that had just peed on her carpet. [oneshot] AU non-mass CRACK [slight ItaSaku]

The first time Orochimaru invades, it's completely unexpected. Caught off guard, thirteen year old Sakura and her friends must fight for their lives against their toughest foe. AU. MultiSaku. Sakura centric. SakuraHarem. Takes place in "Gifted" universe. Sequel to "no good gift goes unpunished." Part three of the "Gifted" universe. Oneshot.

ItaSaku Non-Massacre AU. "Itachi-san," Sakura asked suddenly. "Have you been stalking me?" In which it took Uchiha Itachi a whole five days to declare his intentions to Haruno Sakura. In which, subtle and passive aggressive meets oblivious and in denial. Tumblr fanart exchange for the lovely draw-barvs-draw.

ItaSaku Non-Massacre AU. Seven years down the road, their marriage is falling apart.

One thing Sakura Haruno knew for certain was that she was moving off campus next year, away from her pervy RA's and the hormone driven dorm boys.

Modern AU, Sakura is a guy-shy scholarship student at boarding school who becomes manager of a dorm entirely of upperclassmen guys. If it wasn't for the contract she would turn right around and run for it...ItaSakuDei, with some other AkaSaku pairings

Itachi wanted to have some time to himself after a clan meeting. Sakura had had a rough day at the clinic. They both wanted dinner at the same restaurant. But when said restaurant had only one table open when they arrived, the two acquaintances were thrown together to find that perhaps neither had really wanted to sit alone. NonMass ItaSaku

SasuSaku. One-shot. She says she'll marry him, when he asks her. "I won't bother you like I did when we were genin," she jokes, smiling. "Unless you wish otherwise, it'll be like I'm not even there." And when she tells him not to worry, it's the very thing he does.

If she couldn't have Sakura as her actual daughter, Mikoto was determined to have her as a daughter-in-law. And she would do anything to accomplish her goal. Even if it meant shoving some stubborn shinobi in a closet.

Sakura is forced to jump through quite a few hoops on her first day of official classes. Fortunately, or rather, unfortunately, the rowdy boys of the Boarding Academy for the Gifted are there to help…maybe. AU. MultiSaku. Sakura centric. SakuraHarem. Sequel to "no one mourns the gifted." Part two of the "Gifted" series. Oneshot.

SakuMulti AU oneshot. Prize for rayaisaninjaa. To many people who first met the young woman with hair the color of salmon and eyes the shade of a dark viridian green, they automatically saw her as a puzzle, an enigma, a conundrum. That was, until they got to understand and become more acquainted with her was when they then realized she was no mystery—she was just oblivious.

It was simple. Buying chocolates for her friends at new candyshop. Apparently, no one told her about the delicious, eye-candy males who work there. /MultiSaku/ For Post-Valentine ONESHOT .

There are a few things that everyone in Konoha knows. Never hurting the Uchiha clan heir's girlfriend is by far one of the most important.

Uchiha Sasuke made two wishes. -SasuSaku Month-

From watching her heal the sick and throttle the living daylights out of her best friend, Itachi discovers that there's a lot more to Haruno Sakura than he expects. Non-massacre. Itasaku.

They became friends over a carton of mango sorbet. Then he kisses her over a plate of dango. Sequel to Mango Sorbet. Non-massacre AU.

She was the ruthless ANBU captain and they were the unlucky ones to have captured her. "Listen, maggots. Next one to breathe on me will get their asses kicked, understand?"

She needed someone to lean on, and he really did not know what he wanted. All he knew was that they had been brought together by a carton of mango sorbet. Non-mass AU.

"So lemme get this straight-you joined Konoha High's boys soccer team to prove that girls got game, too, and now every guy on that team wants to get in your pants?" I nodded. Ino laughed, "Sakura, dear. You're screwed."

CRACK. /Sasu&Saku/ Quiz 6: Uchiha Sasuke took the 'What Will You Be When You're Older' quiz and got the result: 'Professional Stalker.' This couldn't end well.

He was an Uchiha, dang it. Just because he didn't pass his Chunin Exams before leaving the village DID NOT MAKE HIM A GENIN AT AGE TWENTY-FOUR WHEN HE FINALLY RETURNED TO SAID VILLAGE. GOD. — Sequel to "Letters to Sasuke." [Crack!fic.]

What one cold snowy morning, a freesia-scented scarf, and Valentine's day can do to a couple not yet together. Oneshot

Deidara: A true pyromaniac. Itachi: He needs a tan. Hidan: Therapy and medication. Tobi: WTF. How am I, Sakura Haruno, supposed to whip the most feared gang in Suna into shape? "Hidan. Be a dear and KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS." Kill me now.

"If you hate me so much, channel that anger. Get stronger, and the next time we meet prove that you weren't worth leaving. Try and kill me, Sakura." He never imagined she would take those words to heart. Requested by BlackHeartofIce.

One by one, they all managed to fall in love with a girl who came to school in polka dot pajamas. Sakucentral

Sasuke is gay, Naruto is an idiot, Sai is an ass, Shikamaru is asleep, Sasori is not dead, Deidara is a pyromaniac, Itachi needs dango and I'm the most wanted girl in Konoha. And Ino? Well, she's the evil overlord who got me into this mess.

It all happened through a series of Halloweens. He met her, and gradually, fell harder every year. Nothing was ever simple. Non-massacre.

The look on Sasuke's face when he saw his older brother hugging his pink haired teammate with his lips on the top of her head should've been photographed and framed. ItaSaku Non-mass. A little humor as I do and fluff. One-shot! Enjoy!

"I think I love you." "Put the Oreo's down, Sasuke. Just put them down."

Sasuke smirked. "She'll be for fangirl-exterminating purposes only." Unexpectedly, he fell in love... and she found out about his plan. AU, mainly SasuSaku, with NaruHina, NejiTen and ShikaIno.

Itachi/Sakura. She didn't want to. He didn't want to. But Itachi had never refused any order given to him.

Sasuke/Sakura. AU. "What do you think love is, Sasuke-kun?" "How would I know?" "I think love is being with someone when they die." "That's morbid." "I know. Love is hearing that last, shuddering gasp escaping their lips, like a final wisp of smoke."

Sakura's relatives are coming to visit. The problem? They don't know her parents enrolled her in a ninja school. To all Haruno's, being a ninja is frowned upon. So when Sasuke shows up at her doorstep for a mission, what does she do? Kiss him.

Um, Sakura? Why are you in my locker?" "Sasuke-kun isn't very happy with me at the moment." "Your the one who tied his shoe laces to his chair when he was listening to his ipod!" "This isn't funny! He could kill me!" R&R

Imagine her surprise when Sakura came to find her clothes missing and a very self-satisfied Uchiha Itachi standing at the only exit of the girls' locker room. [AU. Crack-ish. Language Warning.]

Mikoto did always want a daughter... :ItaSaku non-massacre AU, oneshot:

Konoha's annual Winter Festival is coming up, and that means...the Winter War. The village's willing shinobi will toss their home into chaos to fight it out for the crown, playing the game with only one rule: no killing. Sequel to Battle. ItaSaku, ShiSaku

So, I was walking down the street, minding my own business, when suddenly the famous teenage movie star Uchiha Sasuke latched onto my arm and claimed to be my boyfriend to escape from his psychotic fangirls and camera stalkers. Seriously, karma? Overkill? [AU. Crack-ish. Language Warning.]

And along came a green eyed girl... SakuraxAkatsuki

Non-massacre AU. Fugaku used to like listening to rumours until his oldest son became the subject of one. ItaSaku

COMPLETE. Itachi had chosen to involve Sakura in something that he did not wish for in the first place. What he did not expect was for her to quickly become the centerpiece of the events surrounding him. Ita-Saku Non-massacre AU. Sequel to The Chance.

AU Non-Mass ItaSaku “Enough,” he said quietly, effectively silencing the other two. “I will clear up this argument between the two of you. Neither of you will use the room; I will stay with Sakura-san tonight." ANBU Trainee Sakura fic #1

One thing leads to another in a simple mission with one of the worst possible teams that Sakura could think of. Jokes, accidents, etc. definitely keep the trip interesting for everyone. And yes, we mean everyone. Sequel to Escapade, Non-mass, ItaSakuShis

Staring at the script, a pervasive sinking feeling swept through Sasuke. "You're actually serious, aren't you?" "Oh, I'm always serious about my porn, Sasuke. That's just not something you joke about." "I'm not acting in your porno, you sick, sick man."

Lighthearted AU Non-Massacre ItaSaku Oneshot ficlet. Two fingers tapped her forehead – not hard, but with enough force to set her back a pace – as their owner’s lips curved into a gentle smile.

It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki. Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. One-Shot Crack

Sakura gets caught spying on Sasuke and Karin. Oneshot. Suigetsu x Sakura

AU. SasuSaku. 15 flavors. "Ino, I bet no guy can be like VitaminWater."

Itachi/Sakura. Non-massacre. A paralyzed and nekkid Itachi. Sakura had to bathe him. Not. Cool.

Sakura laughed“You are scared of needles! Don’t worry Sasuke when you’re done, I’ll give you a pretty band-aid and a lollipop for being such a good boy. Now roll up your sleeve.”Sasuke smirked at Sakura, “What if I don't want to be a good boy?" SasuSaku

ItaSaku silk kimono-verse AU. The bouquet toss was a success, though Ino didn't quite understand why Sakura looked so flustered when a beaming young woman caught it. Then, Itachi boldly, easily, snagged the frilly white garter that Shikamaru had tossed...

Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.

ItaSaku IIP-verse Non-Massacre AU. Contrary to popular belief, Itachi did not seduce Sakura during the time she was nursing him back to health. No, it was the other way around, an innocent seduction that ensnared the Uchiha heir like nothing else could.

ItaSaku Ramen-verse Non Massacre AU. In which there is an irked Itachi and a lot of scantily clad men. And no, none of whom are Gai and/or Lee.

She was pink, he was blue. Perfect. And yet so terribly wrong. “Why won’t you give us a chance…?” She cried. Smirk. “Because you’ll be the death of me, I swear.” And Uchihas were always right. Full sum inside. Better than it sounds, I think. SasuSaku.

ItaSaku fiesta-verse Non-Massacre AU. Follow up to deep fried vegetables. In which the truth finally comes out. In which the cat is let out of the bag. In which Ino makes a big mistake. In which Naruto is definitely not amused.

ItaSaku Ramen-verse Non Massacre AU. Of bedtime and unusual sleeping habits. Poor Itachi.

SASUSAKU. And then, as he’s leaning against the fridge, smirking in that brooding, sexy, amusing kind of way, he says, “I like your red lipstick.” And it was just so hot coming out of his mouth, so what I said next totally ruined it. "I like yours too."

[ItachiSakura] AU Oneshot. Haruno Sakura’s about to marry Uchiha Sasuke, but why does she always find herself in the arms of his brother instead?

Why would anyone take me to prom? I'm sick, and bald, and ugly. What guy in their right mind would..."Sakura, I'm taking you to prom." "Why?" "Isn't it Obvious?" //Sasu&Saku, three-shot//

SasuSaku Oneshot -- He gave her the Uchiha necklace. They were to marry, but, she didn't want to wear it. "Sasuke-kun...your clan symbol looks like a pokeball..."

This is what happens when Uchiha Itachi celebrates his birthday with the Akatsuki and the Godaime's over-loving apprentice. Rated for language.

Yes, that was it. She had finally cracked. The power had finally gone to her head. Because there was no way Tsunade would give her an S-class mission to seduce Uchiha Itachi if she was in her right mind. SakuraXItachi Oneshot Non-massacre

SEQUEL TO: A Painful Secret. Sakura made a choice to move in with her art teacher, Hatake Kakashi, after he revealed that he knew her mother. However, her choice made a devasting impact on the boy she loves and his family. Will they ever forgive her?

SasuSaku - Sakura Haruno is an average high school senior at Konoha High, but this pink-haired teen has a secret that leaves her bruised every night. Can a mysterious new student pry that secret out of her and protect her from her pain?

Complete. New powers awaken in Sakura, an old enemy returns from the dead, and sets into motion a chain of events that has been building for longer than anyone realises...SasuSaku, NaruHin, NejiTen, ShikaIno.

Uchiha Kenji found a little orange book in his father’s drawers. He looked through it but couldn’t understand what the hell it was talking about. The pictures looked funny too…so he decided to ask his parents about it. Better get ready, Sakura…Sasuke.

SasuSaku. I don't love you anymore, and this is not a love letter, she says. Sasuke refuses to believe it.

It was a day that would live on forever in the minds of the ninja of Konoha: The day Sakura FINALLY lost her patience with Sasuke.

ItaSaku. AU. They were never supposed to meet. She had always been oblivious and wary of the opposite sex, he simply would not take no for an answer. This Christmas holidays was going to be something neither would forget.

Haruno Sakura's life has been changed many times by various sequences of three words. [ItaSaku] Drabble.

When her fifth date got food poisoning, and her sixth date cancelled in over the phone in a tone bordering on hysteria, Sakura decided things were getting out of hand. KakaSaku

She said she'll marry him. After 24 hours. [SasuSaku] [complete version]

Uchiha Sasuke's known for dominating his school, til a new girl faces him. She's Haruno Sakura & she's a fighter. Sakura receives the 'blue tag' and she officially becomes his next victim. Will she save herself from his cruelty or will she fall for him?

That's right...no one messes with Uchiha Sakura. Sasusaku