OK. ALL ABOUT ME

Geez, I feel like I'm back in kindergarten.

Ok-

Well I am 90 years old but I swear I don't look a day over 60. I have a dog and a fish (just kidding on the fish it died two years ago) and I've always wanted an elephant, or a

monkey or giraffe. I read a book once where the main character rode a giraffe. That would be cool. I'm pretty positive I'm health nut, emphasis on the nut. If I eat anything that's

remotely bad for you, I start having a panic attack and have to go outside and pretend I'm a beat boxer that needs to run up a hill 50 times. The effort it takes to talk and move

at the same time is daunting. Honestly, it scares me away from the cookies. Besides that I can say I'm british, though I live in America. How that happened I'm not sure. :()

I love the Harry Potter books ( who doesn't?) and if you say you don't I'll run after you with the Sword of Gyffindor and go all Neville-Longbottom-against-a-snake on you.

I also love The Percy jackson series, The mysterious Benedict Society series, The Inheritance Cycle, The Book Thief and a bunch of others books that will take too long to write down.

So yeah XD

When Food Falls to the floor and all the little germs are like "lets get it!" and the King germ is like "No we must wait five seconds"

EVIL IS JUST LIVE SPELLED BACKWARDS ... kids don't try this at home.

In French "merde" means shit in show biz it means good luck -- Well everybody good shit!

The difference between school and life. In school you are taught a lesson and then given a test. In life you are given a test that teaches you a lesson.

I'd rather be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. -Marilyn Monroe