Hello! I am proud to say that you are on the page of VOE-son, the future Supreme Overlord of Canada, bwahaha!! Nah, I'm just some random scmuck who thought it would be cool to try and write some fanfiction.

PAY ATTENTION TO THIS!

Why are you looking at the big words, this is the important part. I am not a professional author, as awesome as that would be. So, my stories, in my own opinion, are rather crap, but hey I'm going to try my best, like no one ever was. Haha, just giving my two cents, but yea...

OTHER STUFF!

I like using that underline thing and using all caps, makes me seem like I'm shouting or whatever. Anyways, if you want to talk to me, feel free to PM me or however things work on this site. I don't bite, I might be rather weird, but don't bite. Also, if I message you, I may sound like I am rambling, but it is just how I write people, even as a kid I did that.

MANDATORY LIKES/ PAIRINGS/ WORKS!

I'm no expert, but from what I can tell from other profiles that I haven't been totally stalking, this seems rather mandatory. My favorite works/ TV shows/ movies/ places to sun bathe are:

BOOKS- Harry Potter Series (Again, required by site), Dragon Tattoo Series (Bad-ass chick, duh.), Unwind Series (You need to read this right now, it is so good), My sister's keeper (I cried for a week after reading it), and anything with a title I like, or am bored (Yea, I get lazy with this...)

TV SHOWS- Game of Thrones (All hail our Khalessi!), Pokémon (My favorite is Azumarill), Colbert Report (Go Nation!), How I met your mother (Netflix FTW), and 30 Rock (I am a culture elitist, deal with it.)

MOVIES- Sherlock Holmes (Come on, get with it), Marley and Me (I may enjoy forcing myself to cry...), Kill Bill (Bad-ass chick #2), and Easy A (Emma Stone is part of my fantasy counsel of Advisors, more on that later).

Anyways, I'll add more to this as I think up more things to say, so yea... Anyways, hope to be posting soon, and make friends, and maybe get some ice cream later... Oh, rambling again, GOODBYE PUPS!