HEEEEEY I'm kurt4422115588

I like to write (though if u read my fic ud see im not so good :p) and Im a pretty boring person rly...-_-

my favourite shows are naruto, glee, and star trek (TOS i HATE tht next generation CRAP, and pretty much anything OTHER than TOS :P), and ya thts pretty much it...

My favourite characters on these are (Naruto) Kabuto, Gaara, Hinata, (Glee) Kurt, Artie, Tina, (Star Trek), Spock, Sulu, Checkov

my favourite pairings are Gaahina, KurtXPuck, AriteXTina, SuluXCheckov

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE if you happen to stumble across my fic REVIEW! Ok? Just REVIEW please if u do I'll get my cookery Slaves to give you a cookie ;)

also my favourite story EVAAAR should b reviewed (It's Called Hunter and The Hunted here's the url http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6015979/1/Hunter_and_the_Hunted )

ty for reeeading ;))))

You know you're obsesed with Naruto when:

~Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.

~Live by a strict diet of ramen.

~Call your Semester Exam the Chuunin Exam.

~Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.

~Roll your eyes into the back of your head and shout "Byakugan!"

~Copy everything a person does and claim that it's your bloodline.

~Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.

~Start adding '-chan' and '-kun' to your friend's names.

~Put a piece of paper that says 'Icha Icha Paradise' infront of a book.

~Jump off a cliff and attempt the Kuchiyose no Jutsu to summon the Boss Toad.

~Keep your money in a frog shaped wallet.

~Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.

~Stick your hand in an electric box and shout "Chidori!" as you pass out.

~Start to call your teachers 'Sensei'.

~Claim you're going to kill your best friend to achieve Mangekyo Sharingan.

~When someone asks who your dream guy was, you say the name of a Naruto character.

~Graduate elementary school and call yourself a genin.

~Graduate middle school and call yourself a chunin.

~Graduate high school and call yourself a jonin.

~Graduate colledge and call yourself an Anbu.

~Cry at the flashback scenes of Sasuke's family.

~Try and hit Itachi through the screen when he's torturing Sasuke.

~List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.

~Can spout out a random character quote on command.

~Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a hole in a wall with it.

~Sneak around and try to beat your grand father.

~Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why!".

~Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.

~Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.

~Decide that if you can't hit a tree 1500 times then you'll jump rope 1500 times.

~Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".

~When you run, you run with your arms behind you.

~Try to walk on top of a hot spring.

~When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage.

~Write your name in blood on a big scroll.

~Take a leave of absence for two and a half years and when you come back pretend you are cooler and smarter.

~You paint the kyubii seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.

~You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand.

~You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain.

~You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.

~You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.

~You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline.

~You always wear green, skintight clothes.

~When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu.

~You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage.

~You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it and claim to catch demons.

~You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons.

~You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a frisbee.

~You stick pythons up your sleeves, jump down from a tree, and say that you're Orochimaru.

~Throw knives around the house and scream "I am practicing to throw my kunais!"

~You try to gulp down ramen and nearly choke.

~Paint dark circles with mascara around your eyes and claim to be able to control sand.

~You faint when someone touches your forehead.

~You flail your arms in circles to try and kill bees.

~You try to kill your brother every day.

~Dye your hair pink and follow around the hottest guy you can find.

~You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking.

~You claim your gym teacher to be your mentor.

~You always wear an orange jumpsuit.

~You claim your life goal is to kill your brother.

~You drink sake and say you are in the "spring time of youth".

~You add the word dattebayo to the end of each sentence.

~You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of death!".

~You always carry a large fan behind you.

~You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.

~In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!"

~Get Konoha tattoos on various parts of your body.

~Tattoo the love symbol on your forehead to look like Gaara.

~Carry a fan and wave it at anyone with a shadow.

~Draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do the Rasengan.

~When being attacked, you spin in circles to defend yourself.

~When fighting someone, you attack to hit that at their chakra points.

~You name your pig Ton-ton.

~You look in the mirror and think its your shadow clone.

~You yell "Konoha Senpuu" when kicking a soccer ball.

~You carry around a puppet all day and claim it is dangerous.

~You call your teacher Iruka-sensei.

~You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.

~When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times.

~You stay up all night claiming that the Shukaku will eat you.

~You lay and stare at the clouds all day claiming everything to be troublesome.

~You have a frog wallet.

~Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission.

~You get angry and feel like punching Karin whenever she makes a move on Sasuke.

~Paint your skin red and tell everyone you opened the third chakra gate.

~You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms.

~You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack.

~You copy and paste this into your profile so everyone knows you are Naruto Crazy.