I am a bookworm, an otaku, and a huge fan of random quotes. Don't like my quotes? Skip 'em. If anyone actually cares and has a good one that I don't, feel free to PM me. I'll give you credit.
Warnings: I write when I'm inspired to. Don't expect weekly updates or anything.

Book/movie quotes

"Pain is just a message, and you can ignore the message." -Maximum Ride

"Scared the hell out of them, too. Jasper shows up, covered in battle scars, towing this little freak, who greets them all by name, knows everything about them, and wants to know which room she can move into. When I got home, all my stuff was in the garage." -Edward C.

"Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV."- Jacob

"I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!" - Capt. Jack

Anime Quotes

"This is the first time in my life I have ever been provoked to hit a woman"- Light (Death Note)

"You can call me whatever you like-Last chance for cake!"- L (Death Note)

"It appears to be more than just a dirt wall" -Neji (Naruto)

"Alphonse + Can-Can = FAIL" (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Other Quotes

"Good friends will lend you an umbrella in the rain. Best friends will steal yours. No, we won't only steal it, we will hunt you down, steal it from you, and drop-kick you off the nearest bridge."

"There's a right way and a wrong way, BUT THE WRONG WAY LOOKS LIKE MORE FUN!!"

"I hade fun last night..." (She said absent mindedly) "Wait..." "OHMYGAWD!!!"

"It's always the last place you look. Of course it is. Why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?"

"I'm not clumsy! The floor just has this insane obsession with my butt!"

"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up."

"The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of a fast approaching train."

"When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell."

"There's a right way and a wrong way, BUT THE WRONG WAY LOOKS LIKE MORE FUN!!"

"I hade fun last night..." (She said absent mindedly)
"Wait..."
"OHMYGAWD!!!"

"It's always the last place you look. Of course it is. Why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?"

"The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of a fast approaching train."

"When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it."

"When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell."