No one ever taught Chris how to lie. It was instinct, built in: assess the situation, talk your way out. Wyatt was always the honest one. It amused Chris, in a morbid sort of way, that Wyatt fought for evil with honor, whilst he fought for good in disgrace. It was enough to make him wonder if maybe Wyatt was right after all, and there weren't any such things. Unchanged Future.

Sometimes the truth is far more interesting.

Lizzy is feisty and spirited. Darcy, not so much.

Elizabeth and Darcy meet at the scene of a car crash. They do not politely exchange insurance information. Modern AU. Completed.

AU. A plague descended upon the village, and to appease the God of Death they offered him a bride as a sacrifice. (FINISHED! FINALLY!)

Cheetara is curious and Tygra is more than willing to help her explore it. Though there is that old saying about curiosity... Set sometime after New Alliances

Complete! At the end of the battle in the attic in "Chris-Crossed," Wyatt is thrown into the past, and Chris is stranded in the future. An AU of the second half of Season 6.

Little is known of Levy's past. Like many Fairies, she came to the guild young, but why would such a sweet girl be left alone in the world, alone and so often with an expression touched with sadness? With Fairy Tail back on top, it appears that Levy's past has come to claim her. Can she stand up to her fears? Save her friends? Overcome evil? Gajevy **CHAP 10 UPDATE: 21/9** COMPLETE

On the western coast of Fiore there is a medium-sized town with the cumbersome name of The City by the Sea. Insular and mysterious, The City by the Sea is usually viewed with a sideways glance and mild discomfort, but recently discomfort has become fear & fear, terror. Something supernatural is hunting there, & Levy is determined to stop the killing. *COMPLETE*

Story of after the wedding of Elizabeth and Mr Darcy, and their journey into the unknown world of marriage.

She was as warm as Thranduil was cold. An elf of great kindness and beauty that not even Thorin could bring himself to hate no matter how he tried. Many times Thorin saw the ways the King loved her, and many times that love was tested. This is the story of the woman who was never spoken of, the mother of the young elf who helped save Middle Earth. Thranduil/OC

They really should have a guide book written on this: "How to Tell Really Embarrassing Stories to a Friend without Dying of Humiliation." Because her life wasn't exciting. Or romantic. It was messy and unplanned. It was them. And they'd just… happened.

'There is a boy, and a girl. There is the boy's smile, and the girl's answering heart. And this- this is how all beginnings are made.' An alternate look at how the war between Marcel and Klaus might have come about.

It was another bad break up. She should be used to it by now, but I guess broken hearts are never easy to get over. Thankfully, Sakura has Naruto, who as always is there for her. But what happens when she falls for him, and he gets another girl? Could it be a broken heart all over? Or will Sakura rise to the occasion, and show everyone just how strong she really is?

She can't stop thinking about it... Episode reaction to 5x17, 'Scared to Death.'

Naruto is Konoha High's most loved student and Sakura the most hated one. Attempting to bully the girl into transferring schools, Naruto pretends that he wants to be her friend. Nobody expects him to fall in love... NaruSaku. AU.

There's nothing like a little shared pain (and cramps and bloating) to bring a couple closer together.

LBD Universe. In an effort to be independent — and because Charlotte, Fitz and Gigi are all otherwise occupied — Lizzie attempts some solo sightseeing around San Francisco. She has some things to work out on her own, anyway — like how, from a completely objective, researcher's point of view, William Darcy is rather attractive.

"Ok you know how it's kind of an urban legend that celebrities will fake date each other for publicity reasons? Well my publicist wants me to fake date someone," Elena admitted, "in fact she's already agreed to it so I have no choice." "Who does she want you to fake date?" Caroline asked. "Niklaus Mikaelson." AU/AH fic

Complete. In every divorce, even in the 24th century, the couple divides their community property. What happens when that property is the friendship of an individual? In their divorce, can Chakotay and Seven find a way to share Kathryn Janeway without having to cut her in two? Or will one of them have to give up her friendship forever? From VAMB's 2012 Secret Santa Exchange

Prompted from fyesemmaandhook on tumblr. —- Emma's getting married in the morning to someone she's never met — some prince from some rich, powerful kingdom on the other side of the continent — and so she needs to make tonight last. And the foreign pirate who'd shown up to rob her blind at her engagement ball will help her do just that. Captain Swan. Shamelessly, gleefully AU.

Caroline is pissed as she goes to bed but a long, nightmarish dream changes her mind. Will she be able to take down the big, bad wolf? Caroline x Klaus. Spin off on Little Red Riding Hood. Warning: Lemons.

Apparently the entire guild was determined to make sure that he didn't get laid. And they were doing a very good job at it.

If you have read the Prophet, it would tell you that the naturalist duo met in marshes of Brazil, where Rolf Scamander, grandson of renowned Newt Scamamder swept the eccentric Luna Lovegood off her feet. If you believe that,you must remember that Prophet exists to sell itself, silly girl.

Kristoph is dead, and is handed a job as Cupid. Now he has to return to the realm of all things mortal to matchmake his targets, which includes everyone from Phoenix with Maya to Vongole and Pess. Insanity included.

Six years after high school, Kat & Patrick bump into each other in New York City. Future Fic.

Leo is desperate to make sure Little Chris understands that it's okay to ask for help, because no matter the circumstances; his daddy won't ever be far away. Leo and Little Chris - aged Four.

Wyatt's decent into darkness wasn't as abrupt as many of his family members thought. It wasn't a single event that had pushed him to the dark side but a culmination of lessons he had from a young age. Set in the unchanged universe.

There are old silences between Cheetara and Tygra, and they are still striving to fill them.

Who knew bath products could be so dangerous? Nalu flavored, with just a hint of Gruvia and GaLe for seasoning.

Or 'guy talk', if you will. Gajeel and Natsu have a chat about feelings. No, really. – Gajeel/Levy and Natsu/Lucy.

AU; Just when summer vacation looked seemingly bright to Lucy, a henjin from who-knows-where had to barge into her life and stay there. So much for just a peaceful reading session in the library...

He bought her a drink. And dessert. It wasn't her birthday, but she ordered the birthday special and when it came with candles, she insisted Klaus blow them out. "We'll pretend it's your birthday today, okay?" Klaroline

Some mistakes are well worth repeating. Because even covered in bandages, Natsu's STILL the envy of every hot-blooded male within a hundred mile radius.

Rogue puts up barriers around herself to keep people out. Gambit tries to sneak around those barriers and reach her without getting pummeled. Will they be able to work out their problems and close the distance between themselves?

Rolf/Luna. Oneshot. She's disheveled and different, and he prefers it that way. Epilogue compliant. Not my characters.

Forcing him to live with her in the castle would be like caging a wild animal just to watch it wither and die. And so instead she sets him free. AU, post-curse, fic. Emma x Graham

Sookie loves Eric.He is beautiful, blond and used to getting his way.He is also her cat-that is until Amelia decides to experiment.Now Sookie has to contend with a tall and sexy human man who insists on sleeping on her bed and claiming her as his. AU

Meanwhile, in the Houses of Healing...

The old life lingers, and the future beckons. Eowyn finds peace, little by little.

How many times does it take to get Lucy to believe him? Luckily for Natsu, it only takes him three. Three grueling, heart-breaking times. Natsu/Lucy. Lemon.

Levi makes a plan to win Gajeel's heart, or whatever part of him is up for grabs, but along the way manages to snag something that might be even more dangerous. Rated T for language. Chapters alternate POV Levi/Gajeel. Complete. **BONUS CHAPTER 2 POSTED**

Remy's on a mission and he won't stop until he gets what he wants: Rogue...Much to her annoyance.

Starring Mr Chuck Bass as the alluring rake, Mr Nate Archibald as the hapless yet handsome paramour, Lady Serena van der Woodsen as a peerless beauty and Miss Blair Waldorf as our innocent heroine... Regency CB *First two chapters rewritten*

How can a mild-mannered former security guard be the same person as a charismatic, flamboyant master thief? Desiree DeLite isn't sure but she's going to find out.

As the happy lovebirds kick-off their elopement, Dimitri shares a memory of both their pasts. In the process, he inadvertently reveals some personal demons. Rated for mild adult content and implied violence.

E/S. Eric and Sookie visit Ikea. Hilarity ensues. FLUFF for my fluffy bunnies, Ziggy and Linds.

Congratulations! You are now the owner of a fully-automated HOWL JENKINS unit.

Domestic Science at the Assassins' School, where whether you add almond essence is truly a life-or-death choice. Joan the teacher confiscates a copy of the "Tanty Bugle". And her past comes up to meet her... cover picture is the killer florist as I see her. To the life.

Today was the day Fitzwilliam Marcus Darcy would reclaim his sense of propriety, snap out of this funk, and bring pride back to the Darcy name. And then a pregnant girl decided it would be a very good idea to stop by and ruin his life.

It seemed there had always been a basketball hoop outside of one of the offices, but Edgeworth didn’t want to talk about it. And so nobody used it, because everyone listens to Edgeworth. Only they don’t.

Ema and Klavier have a meaningless debate over the Blue Badger. An attempt at funny.

Ema has to look after Lana's children for a day, and the only way she can do that is to take them to work with her what reactions would a certain glimmerous fop take? Klema T to be safe.

Obviously, picking the pocket of the Prince of Thieves was a bad idea. Obviously, taking the girl who tried to steal from back to New York was an even worse idea. And obviously, trying to take over the minds of two powerful mutants is just stupid.Romy FIN

A story that starts with Ema's first kiss, and follows her relationship ? with Klavier throughout the span of the series. Contains spoilers from the first and fourth Ace Attorney games.

Once upon a time, there was a poor, unfortunate girl who dreamed of becoming a forensic investigator. A classic turnabout story with an Ace Attorney twist. Silly little one-shot.

Detective Ema Skye is having a wonderfully trouble-free week, when she stumbles into Rock Star-Prosecutor Klavier Gavin's office to discover a little something that changes her world. Post AJ. Rated for mild language and suggestive fops

There are pick up lines and there are pick up lines. This is one of the latter. Rogue encounters the mansion's new Cajun recruit. ROMY one-shot

It was obvious. It was so obvious that she momentarily thought Gaston had been right, she was mad to have missed it.... Belle's thoughts, post transformation.

Ever wondered how Howl felt about his new cleaning lady, the Witch of the Waste, and his ladies? Find out here!DISCLAIMER: I don't own any of Ms Wynne Jones' characters, just borrowing them!

A series of one-shots during the era of Chrestomanci Christopher Chant. From randomness, to action and humor. **HIATUS**

Phantom Hourglass. Captain Linebeck pulls up on a deserted island for some well-deserved R&R. To his dismay, so does Jolene. Contains het.

Orochimaru and others wussed out instead of invading the leaf village during Chuunin. Now they are in debt, and Tayuya is as mean as ever, so they make the decision to sell her off as a mail order bride? Akatsuki needs a maid? TayuyaHidan Ch19 up

Julia Grant is getting divorced. Her husband just ran off to Florida with her secretary, leaving her with an empty bank account, a ruthless divorce lawyer and absolutely no faith in men. P&P

She runs into Christine Everheart at the supermarket and she doesn't know what's more awkward, the fact she's run into Ms. Vanity Fair in the vegatables or the fact that she's actually grocery shopping. Oneshot. T/P, Christine Everheart.

Ron and Hermione have several conversations at once. Most of them make sense.

Cedric is a seventh son of a seventh son, so it goes without saying that he is destined to save Ingary. But what will happen when he quite literally bumps into a man in a rather impressive red and silver suit..?

As Chris said, 'She dies when I turn fourteen.' A story of the Halliwell boys' tumultuous year leading up to 'the event.'

Oneshot. Brotherly fic. Wyatt decides to tell his little brother about the demon under his bed right before bedtime.

A librarian's job is never done . . . especially not at Hogwarts . . . and especially when a certain toadlike High Inquisitor is nosing around.

Garion is mad at the world. The plot appears spontaneously. Everyone loves Silk. Belgarath drinks some ale. All is contained in this piece! These are not Cliff Notes and never will be, no matter how much you pay me.

[Chrestomanci] In which Tonino Montana is confronted by a puzzle of cakes and cats, and arrives at a satisfactory solution. (Cat x Tonino)

Simon had never not had money.