Does anybody actually read these things? Well if you do, HI!

erm... i'm naomi or nayclem, i'm 17, i live in the north-east of england and i have some of the strangest friends, many of whom are to blaim for me being here right now.

addicted to at the moment... torchwood and doctor who and the general whoniverse

people to blaim for this... louise aka shadowxwolf

people to blaim for my continuous supply of books and therefore my overactive imagination... grace aka Angel's grace

people to blain for me spending so much time on the internet to get away from the real world... my sister aka EmClem

people to blaim for not encouraging my addiction to cap'n jack harkness and ianto jones ( i wanna welsh teaboy :-( ).. amy aka amy

And one final note... I own none of the TV shows, books or films I am writing about and none of the characters that you recognize. Full credit goes to their creators.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

You know you like Tochwood when: 1. You have endless arguments about whether Jack goes with Gwen or Ianto (IANTO) and you get caught passing notes in physics or (insert lesson here) for doing just that 2. You buy John Barroman's album and realise that all of the songs on there can relate in some way to Torchwood love triangles 3.You watch old episodes endlessly on Youtube 4. You live on BBC iPlayer, and stay up until the new episode come on so you can watch it before anyone else 5. You can quote from the episodes 6.You actually have dreams about Torchwood characters (proper dreams, not daydreams, everyone has those) 7.You watch other programs just because they have members of the Torchwood cast in 8. It becomes your life amibtion to kill/maim Rhys in some way (frying pan always works) 9.You spend HOURS on Youtube watching ship videos 10. You trail the internet for HOURS to find spoilers for episodes other than Reset...if you have any of these symptoms copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have all of them, I'll be very worried.

If you have been high on diet coke, put this on your profile!