Name: H--j-- C--n-

Age: 1-1000

Appearance: slightly curly dark brown hair. Dark brown eyes. Amiable with people I know. Shy with others. One known friend is XxMsImperfectBlossomxX. Read to the end of my BIO and see the ideas. Vote for them if you ever come across this profile.

Favorite couple in Naruto (Not in order)

Sasuke X Sakura

Karin X Suigetsu

Nauto X Hinata

Ino X Shikamaru

Neji X Tenten

Sasuke X Karin is the worst couple EVER!!! They just don't match each other.

Hinata X Sasuke is weird. I mean, I bet they never talk with each other before. NaruHina all the way.

WELL Any couple from the list ABOVE is the one I like!! =) :) Not the one directly above. see the one above the line.

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm FEMALE, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut. (Sometimes)

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have big ASSETS.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. (Umm... don't all girls have boobs???)

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. (Not... I don't do most of my homework)

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (I'm not, my school is)

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up. (The new girl is. She's American and Thai.)

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich (If anything, I hate shopping.)

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm an ASIAN GIRL, so I MUST have small boobs.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I’m GAY, so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting. (Only my school is)

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I like YURI, so I MUST be a lesbian.

I don't wear MAKEUP, so I MUST look ugly.

I'm in ORCHESTRA, so I MUST be a geek.

I like SCREAMO music, so I MUST worship the devil.

I play PIANO, so I MUST know how to play every instrument.

I have GLASSES, so I MUST be smart.

I'm QUIET, so I MUST be anti-social.

I don't like CANDY that much, so I MUST not like sweets.

I DRINK sometimes, so I MUST be hungover 24/7.

I choose OBAMA, so I MUST be black.

I'm (naturally or by accident) MEAN, so I MUST not have any feelings. (Only to people who I hate.)

I like INCEST, so I MUST be fucking my own sibling.

I have SUSPENDERS, so I MUST be a loser.

I like TECHNO and INDUSTRIAL, so I MUST go to raves.

I LOVE the store HOT TOPIC, so I MUST be GOTH.

I buy stuff from SPENCERS, so it must be a SEX TOYS.

I'm SHY, so I MUST be insecure. (Only to people I don't know)

I love JAPANESE BOYS, so I MUST hate AMERICAN BOYS.

I'm BI, so I MUST not care what's in your pants.

I like HENTAI, so I MUST be a perverted boy.(GIRL)

I play the VIOLIN, so I MUST be ASIAN.

I can wear a SIZE 0, so I MUST anorexic.

I wanna be a DOCTOR, so I MUST love blood and guts.

I have a BIG BUTT, so I MUST be BLACK.

I have a great MEMORY, so I MUST be smart.

I have STOLEN, so I MUST be a THEIF. (My parent's money)

I have a DEVIANTART, so I MUST want to get discovered.

I hate MYSPACE, so I MUST have no life or friends.

I like to CUSS a lot, so I MUST I have anger issues.

I don't like SCHOOL, so I MUST be STUPID.

I dress PREPPY, so I MUST be white.

I shop at AMBERCOMBIE and FITCH, so I MUST be skinny and WHITE.

I like to CLEAN, so I MUST be a neat freak.

I like to BUY everything I see, so I MUST be a SHOPAHOLIC.

I have a FACEBOOK, so I MUST think I'm GROWN.

I wear short SHORTS, so I MUST be a whore.

I wear TIGHT CLOTHES, so I MUST want to show off my BODY.

I wear VANS, so I MUST be a SKATEBOARDER.

I wear NIKES, so I MUST be BLACK.

I wear CONVERSE, so I MUST be PUNK.

I don't go to the MALL, so I MUST not have a LIFE.

I don't like to EAT A LOT, so I MUST be BULIMIC.

I love my own RACE, so I MUST dislike the others.

I dislike my own RACE, so I MUST have ISSUES.

I hate CHOCOLATE, so I MUST hate all sweets.

I watch OLD SHOWS, so I MUST be stuck in the past.

I like RAINBOWS, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm OPEN MINED, so I MUST do everything.

I hate RAIN, so I MUST not like water.

I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be SHOWING THEM OFF.

I think MILK is disgusting, so I MUST be lactose intolerant.

I like going to RESTAURANTS, so I MUST be fat.

I hate the subject of SEX, so I MUST be prude.

I actually LAUGH during HORROR MOVIES, so I MUST have no a SYMPATHY.

I like to BAKE and COOK, so I MUST be FAT.

I think ANIME BOYS are better than REAL BOYS, so I MUST be CRAZY.

I can't stand TWILIGHT, so I MUST be a loser.

I love VAMPIRES, so I MUST be WEIRD.

I have BRACES, so I MUST look like a nerd.

I dislike my BODY, so I MUST have poor SELF IMAGE.

I can't SWIM, so I MUST be BLACK.

I want to be RICH, so I MUST be POOR.

I love KID MOVIES, so I MUST be CHILDISH.

I have or had multiple CRUSHES, so I MUST be a WHORE.

I don't support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.

I choose MCCAIN, so I MUST be WHITE.

I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Maybe of laughter...

It's always the last place you look. Of course it is. Why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?

When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let life wonder how the heck you did that.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that!

(This one is from one of my friend's friend you can copy and paste if you want.) When life gives you lemon, make lemonade and throw it back at life.

(This one's mine copy and paste if you want) When life gives you lemon, squeeze it into life's eye.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!

If there are times when you wanna annoy the hell out of somebody copy and paste this to your profile

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

If you can freak someone out just by glaring at them, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your cell phone, copy and paste this into your profile

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you that believe those who criticize our generation forget who raised it, copy and paste this on your profile.

92% of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Repost if your one if the 8 percent who would be laughing your butt off

If you don't fit the description of the non-existent word of 'normal', then put this into your profile right now!!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you find people questioning your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile

If you and your friends have anime/movie nicknames for each other, copy and paste this into your profile

f you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you ever suffered from FanFiction withdraw copy this into your profile!

If you think Orochimaru is what you get when Michael Jackson and Voldemort have unprotected sex, C&P this into your profile.

If you are constantly comparing pairings from other animes and mangas, copy and paste this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this to your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!( I LOVE doing this!)

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you spend at least 3 hours a day looking at fanfictions...writing fanfictions...or looking at others profiles than copy and paste this on your profile! (I spent 6 hours a day)

FANFICtION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile. -- Damn straight.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If your still reading this then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile. Witch Doctor Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Ah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang

If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you coud be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile

If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer

If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile (Sakura Haruno from Naruto)

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc. then copy this into your profile!

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile. Believe it!!

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. Anime, video games, cartoons, comics, you name it...

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment.

If you believe that Naruto is the Best Anime out there then copy and paste this onto your page to spread the word.. Narutards forever and ever!!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

All the good men in this world are either gay, taken, or fictional charaters. Copy if true.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. (True True)

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it to anyone, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you often laugh maniacally when you're all by yourself, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are always the last picked in gym class, and if you don't care, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is ridiculously long, copy and paste this into your profile to make it even longer.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever left one room to get something from another room, then once you were in the other room, forgot what you were trying to get, copy and paste this in your profile.

~~If you think Akatsuki rule,put this on ur profile!!~~

IF YOU HATE KARIN FROM NARUTO FEEL FREE TO PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!

99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends, relationships, etc. post this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile.

BANANA PHONE! HA.HA.HAHA! post this on your profile if you are extremely random

If you have ToyBox, Caramell, and Dr. Bombay on the same iPod you have Metallica, Three Days Grace and Linkin Park, add this onto your profile. (mine's an mp3.)

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your ass off.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever spouted a naruto character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile. Mostly "What a drag"

If your family wonders how you can remember all the naruto character's names, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

Doing homework sucks. Copy and paste this into your profile if you agree.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile.

Weird is good. Strange is also good. Odd is what you call something your not sure what to call it. Weird is the same as different which means the same as unique! Which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this on your profile

Everyone is weird. So you have to be at least a little weird to be normal, right? If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile

93% of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak . I'm a part of the 7% who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?”

96% of teenage girls would sob if Justin Beiber was about to jump off a building. Post this on your profile if you're the 4% who'd be at the bottom, eating popcorn and chanting "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!"

20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1:At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down

2:Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3:Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that

4:Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5:Put Decaf in the coffee maker(home or work), When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction switch to espresso

6:In your memo book, on all your checks put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"

7:Finish all your sentences with" In Accordance To The Prophecy"

8:Don't use any punctuation

9:As often as possible, skip instead of walking

10:Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face

11:Specify that your drive thru order is "TO GO"

12:Sing along at the opera

13:Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

14:Put mosquito netting around your work area(or room) and play tropical sounds all day

15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'

16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"

17:When the cash comes out of the ATM yell " I WON, I WON"

18:When exiting the Zoo start running toward the parking lot yelling " Run for your lives they're loose"

19:Tell your children, or younger sibling that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"

20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB: If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Sakuranata, WeaponsMistress1, AppleBlossom69, Kinky-Nami-Lass, Sugar.Coated.Rainbow, Deidara's Sugar Girl, The Authoress of Heartbreak, Naruto-fan-Okami-chan, Gaarafangirl91,Tough chick, XxMsImperfectBlossomxX, XxInfiniteLoverxX

If you think Sasuke should kill Karin, put this on your profile-then add your name. Myatei-of-the-akatsuki, Gaarafangirl91,Tough chick, XxMsImperfectBlossomxX, XxInfiniteLoverxX

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts Anita Tseu, Kawaii Chibi-kun, Djsakura, gaarafangirl91,Tough chick, XxMsImperfectBLossomxX, XxInfiniteLoverxX

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple, windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Yin's Crescent, -Death-Tainted-Rose-, -WhoevaICanBe-/-pinkk.pocky-,anime-rocks-12-, Sakura Li-chan,Cherry Blossom Petals 12, XxInfiniteLoverxX

Sing in the tune of "I love you, you love me"

I love you

You love me

Let's go out and KILL KARIN

With a 'death bomb'

Bang! Boom!

KARIN'S ON THE FLOOR

No more stupid ugly WHORE!!

If you can raed tihs, cnorgadluatoins! you are one of the samrt peploe who dno't need to look at the wrod idniviudlaly, but as a wolhe! Olny samrt poelpe can raed tihs bceuase tehy are good raedres. Msot good raedres can raed wrdos wehn the frist and lsat ltetres of the wrod are the smae, and tehre are the smae auomnt of lteters in the wrod...if you could read that, copy and paste this onto your profile

COCA COLA WENT TO TOWN

PEPSI COLA KNOCKED HIM DOWN

DR PEPPER PICKED HIM UP

NOW WE'RE DRINKING 7 UP.

7 UP CAUGHT THE FLU

AND NOW WE'RE DRINKING MOUNTAIN DEW

MOUNTAIN DEW FELL OFF THE MOUNTAIN

NOW WE'RE DRINKING WATER FOUNTAIN

WATER FOUNTAIN BROKE

AND NOW WE'RE DRINKING COKE!

Copy and Paste...this is hilarious!! :-P

1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.

2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.

3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.

4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.

5.Do not go out in public.

6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.

7.Note expressions.

8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.

9.Floor is slippery when wet.

10.Lake is slippery when dry.

11.Only talk to strangers you know.

12.Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all.

13.For legal purposes be sure to delete above note.

14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.

15.Kill them for security purposes.

16.Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings.

17.Make a scene whenever humanly possible.

18.The men in white coats are not your friends.

19.Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects.

20.When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket.

21.Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning.

22.Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.

23.Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age.

24.Always remember, um... um... Damn.

25.Train army of flying monkeys.

26.Goldfish don't like milk.

27.Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits.

28.Find out who invented the word "pianist".

29.People are staring at you.

30.So act insane.

31.People are weird, but not as weird as me.

32.Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth.

33.Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people.

34.Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experiance. Do this as much as possible.

35.You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding.

36.Never pet a burning dog.

37.Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you are wearing a parka.

38.Naked men dig parkas.

39.Beware the naked man who offers you his parka.

40.You know what would look good on you?

41.Immolated cockroaches.

42.Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug.

43.The size of Danny DeVito.

44.Making an amusing facial expression. Like this.

45.Numbers are evil. Count in clovers.

46.Stalking is fun. Do it more.

47.Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gumnut tree!"

48.No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world.

49.That way is rum.

50.Constipated people don't give a sh-t.

52.You cannot kill the snow.

53.The snow can kill you.

54.Grass can also kill you.

55.The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms...

56.Catch and castrate leprechaun.

57.HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say.

58.Staple paper in the middle of the page.

59.In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally.

60.You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that.

61.Pretend to be so around teh n00bs.

62.Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon.

63.Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway?

64.Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork.

65.Remember to kill HIM...

66.Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood.

67.Note reactions. Avoid parents.

68.The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory.

69.Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice.

70.Hide the bodies, otherwise peole ask embarressing questions.

71.Eat the evidence.

72.But not if it's broken glass.

73.When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run.

74.Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids.

75.Disregard last note.

76.Note reactions.

77.On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year.

78.Stock up on ball point pens.

79.Learn to fly. Tell no one.

80.The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.

81.Do not stick fingers into blender.

82.Blender... Bad... Ouch.

83.Blood loss is bad.

84.Find way to re-attatch fingers.

85.Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM.

86.Answer every question with a question.

87.Ask people what gender they are.

88.Note reactions.

89.Refer to people as "mortal".

90.The Seagull From Hell is out to get me.

91.Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible.

92.Start by drowning them in fire ants.

93.Find the creators of pop-up messages.

94.Kill them.

95.Brutally.

96.Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination.

97.Dunk head in boiling water.

98.Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7.

99.Gullible IS written on the ceiling! (where?!)

100.Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down...

"THOSE WHO HATE HARUNO SAKURA ARE DIMWITTED LOSERS WHO NEED TO SHUT THE HELL UP."

To prove you love Naruto!!!

1. Try doing the Shadow clone jutsu

2.replase your favorite head gear

3. start calling all your friends chan or kun (Sometimes)

4.annoy people and see if the call you "annoying"

Ideas For Stories (Some are in making, Some are just ideas.)

A New World

Summary: Sakura Haruno was warped into the world of shinobis. She knows what will happen because she is watches all the naruto and naruto shippuden episodes. Now she must go to the ninja academy and learn the ninja ways. All of this happened because of a stupid mirrorOh, by the way, in the human world she was 16. In the shinobi world, she is 6.

Progress: Chapter 1 in editing. Wait for it.

Let's Go Back To The Past

Summary: Sakura was given a magic mirror. She has 3 chances to change the past. Then, she will go back when she was 6 or something around that age. Now, she can change the past. YAY!!! Now, she can do anything to change past. Let's start with Kakashi-sensei's past.

Progress: Thinking about it.

Weak Girls

Summary: Hinata, Ino, Sakura, and Tenten left Konoha after the Rookie 12 without Hinata, Ino, Tenten, and Sakura with their senseis and Hokage-sama with the assistant, underestimated them. But actually, those 4 girls have powers that were sealed into them by the Ying-Yang. The Ying-Yang has four parts. Those four parts were sealed inside the girls. Oh, and their pregnant... Wait, WHAT!!! Sakura with Sasuke, Ino with Shikamaru, Tenten with Neji, Hinata with Naruto. Wait, and their all triplets. So now they as in Sakura, Tenten, Ino, and Hinata, have to take care of 12 kids. After 5 years of training and caring they return. Now they have to tell the father of their children. Trouble's coming...

Progress: Thinking, Thinking, Thinking, ... Firepower. Fine, Thinking about it.

No Love

Summary: Sasuke came back to Konoha to marry and repopulate the Uchiha Clan. Sakura is chosen. Will she survive the marraige without love she wants. If not, (insert dramatic gasp) she may even cause suiciede!

Progress: Thinking about it... maybe

Life Sucks...

Summary: Sakura has been betrayed by her friends for her enemy, Rima. And she is a famous singer. And she overheard her ex-friends telling Rima that she is better than Sakura. Now she runs away. And get herself in coma. When she wakes up, she got amnesia. Life officially sucks for Sakura Haruno.

Progress: Thinking...

Marraige Life

Summary: Sakura is the wife of Sasuke Uchiha. Then she realized that she can't get Sasuke to love her.

Progress: Hmmm...

Like I'll Forgive You

Summary: Sasuke CHEATED on Sakura. Sakura runs away. She met a stranger. She fell in love. The same old, same old. Sasuke wants her back. AND he will do anything, I repeat, ANYTHING to get her back.

Progress: 000000000000000000.0000000001%