There are many strange things that Americans do. So of course, the rest of the world can't help but get confused. Multi-chapter story about how different nations deal with the strange, annoying, and insane things Americans do.

In a land he doesn't know, he is surrounded by things he can't understand. Rules, Government, Weapons, Schooling, even their Goals. They are all unknowns, but so is he to them. Link, and the memories of his friends. But there is one common rule between their world and his. The Unknown has the Advantage. So he will remain just that as long as he can. [Pre-Season 3, Min-Canon Change]

Satan has never tried to grow or nurture anything in his life before, but for the sake of the only person who was ever precious to him, he's willing to try just once. In a bold move that no one could have predicted, Satan possesses the body of a stillborn Rin and does his very best to raise Yukio. He's actually quite good at it, demonic tendencies and hyper-possessiveness aside.

"A new overlady, you say? She's a little short and flat-chested, although her temper is impressively vile. Oh well. Needs must when needs must. Too long have the lands of Halkeginia gone without true Evil. There are fluffy bunnies and happy ponies all over the place, frolicking! It makes me quite sick! No, it doesn't matter if she wants to or not. Because Evil always finds a way."

Novelization of the series. Summary inside. Read and review, and no flames or hate.

Centuries after Demise was sealed in the Master Sword, he reforms himself to find that his Hatred Incarnations have been utterly useless. He decides to take things into his own hands-and in the process tears holes in reality itself. To save the Universe, the Goddesses turn to their last hope: the Hero. Except this time, they're not sending just one - they're sending all of them.

Harry Potter is a dragon. He's been a dragon for several years, and frankly he's quite used to the idea - after all, in his experience nobody ever comments about it, so presumably it's just what happens sometimes. Magic, though, THAT is something entirely new. Comedy fic, leading on from the consequenes of one... admittedly quite large... change. Cover art by amalgamzaku.

Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.

Sometimes the best plans are the crazy ones, let's hope Cloud can hold on to his sanity long enough to save the world. Crack-ish take on Zack surviving the trip to Midgar and beyond.

Kakashi was bound and determined to make sure that he didn't end up with a dead genin or one that went rogue. Plus, he kinda wanted to rub it in the other Jounin Sensei's faces that his team was just awesome like that, even if they didn't know it yet.

Hermione Granger was born a Parselmouth. She arrives at Hogwarts with less trust in authority (after all, muggle science somehow missed snake sentience), and a mission to prove snakes are people too. And Goblins. And Acromantulas. And… oh Merlin. Hogwarts isn't prepared for this, the Wizarding World isn't prepared for this, and Voldemort is *especially* not prepared for this.

In which the Killing Curse had unforeseen consequences and Harry Potter remembers his previous lives as a result. Series of unrelated one shots. Bobby Singer 2-3, Han Solo 4-7, Revan 9, Luke Castellan 10-11, Grimmjow 12-15, Gaara 16-18, Hibari 19-23, Gray 24-26, Toph Beifong 27-28

Book 5. One seeks to consume the world in fire, the other to control it with bonds. When destiny calls, all Zuko and Aang can do is try their best to follow.

5000 years ago, High Priest Seto helped drive the false gods from Earth, at the price of the young Pharaoh's life. Honoring his cousin's last request, Seto lived on alone. Now SG-1, Jacob, and Selmak attempt to raid the cult compound run by the Goa'uld Seth. They didn't count on finding another Goa'uld with no connection to the Tok'ra but no love for the System Lords.

After being betrayed by Soul Society, Ichigo and his sisters leave Karakura behind to find shelter with the remains of their grandfather's clan in the Land of Fire. Instead of the peaceful life they were hoping for, they reach Konoha just as a new danger appears to threaten the Uzumaki. Heart-broken and tired of fighting, will Ichigo be able to protect his sisters and his new home?

(AU-ish) What if his flames had not forced their way out as quickly as they had? The day he found out he was Satan's son was also the day he lost his sight. Now all he could see was darkness and flaming silhouettes.

Seven year-old Naruto gets not one but two older brothers who are super-smart and can kick all kinds of butt. His destiny and that of the Elemental Countries will change for the better.

After 100% completing The Wind Waker HD, this author casts his experience into a web book. This can be enjoyed by both Zelda fans and those who don't know about the series and are just looking for a good read.

Evanescent: quickly fading or disappearing, similar to the signs the students of Casper High witness Danny Fenton experience everyday that tell them he's not as normal as everyone believes.

Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.

A badfic parody in which Seto meets his bubbly 'other half'; Yami gets his own body thanks to the Plot Device Fairy; and Yugi ponders life, the multiverse, and everything. Or something. Crackfic. Pokes fun at multiple fanfic tropes, but with love.

Time travel, based on the Anime. So, the world ended. That's bad news. Who best to get to fix it? Well, there is this guy with a track record in world saving... Not entirely serious. T rating may be overdoing it.

Sora is four years old when he first starts hearing the weird voices in his head. In which Ventus and Vanitas, instead of sleeping, are perfectly awake and causing chaos in the back of Sora's head. Warning: Chapter 11 has KH III spoilers

Inspired by ef07's Blue Fire. There are infinite universes out there, each just as beautiful and unique as the others, but Satan inevitably falls from grace in all of them. It was at least believed Assiah was lost to him, or so they thought. Rin Okumura, although thought to be the spawn of Satan, little did they know he was Satan himself. First in the Revelations series.

It's time to stop waiting for other people to save you. A story about fear, resilience, and Sakura.

Gaara and Harry would both move mountains for their precious people. Little wonder they're related. Look out, Wizarding World, the Kazekage is coming, and the Desert follows in his footsteps! Post Fourth Shinobi War. Grey!Harry. No Slash.

If Stanley had known that his prison bunkmate was as stupidly crazy as he seemed, Stan would have gone on a massacre, rather than the pickpocketing that landed him in the minimum security prison in the first place. Too bad one Danny Fenton had other ideas.

When Roy Mustang went to retrieve his eyesight from Truth, he wasn't expecting to end up doing a job in exchange. It couldn't even be an easy job, of course, because Edward's assessment of Truth was a pretty accurate one.

Hatake Kakashi was a shinobi, and as a shinobi, the only people who could give him orders were his military superiors. The idea that a Council made up of civilians and peers was under the impression they could give him orders...displeased him. Or: He was ordered to pass Team 7. He was fine with that, until they actually passed.

Itachi Uchiha is a strange child, who regularly converses with things no one else can see, drinks far too much tea, and has a strong and unyielding obsession with being the best big brother ever (or, in a world where England is reborn into the Naruto universe, Itachi ends up a little…different).

Sometimes, Merlin gets a little... excessive with his gift-giving.

At first it was about preventing tragedy. For Cloud it soon becomes a fight to protect new bonds, tread untrod paths and find happy endings. Second chances aren't always easy in a time where ghosts live and heroes are human. [ Time Travel, Eventual Slash ]

Neither America or Canada know exactly how or why they got here, but here they are. They'd LIKE to get home...but they don't know how, quite yet. Until they have more information, they'll just have to help their newfound companions survive this war-torn world. Rated T because I said so. NO ROMANCE!

Where had it gone wrong? His heart stuttered a beat. "Ash? Are you alright?" Silence. No… something was wrong. "Ash...?" Alain asked again, shaking him. Lumiose City is burning. Lysandre and Team Flare's plan is succeeding. Alain is... had... failed. When offer the chance to undo it, to go back in time, Alain seizes it with both hands. He won't, can't, fail this time. TimeTravelAU

The Evil Overlord List liberally applied to the HMS Universe in a loosely-connected drabble format. Some will be funny, some will (hopefully) give you feels.

A group of Scouts become trapped in a room for 12 hours and are forced to watch Attack on Titan. [No Pairings] SEQUEL UP!

Crackfic, AU. The Third Hokage granted Uchiha Itachi's request to spare the Uchiha children, only to realize too late that they were all horrible devil children. Literally. Which may be why Naruto fits right in with the rest of the little monsters Sasuke's too busy raising to brood.

Harry grew up in the Kurosaki household. How will Snape react to meeting Isshin Kurosaki? How will Magical Britain? Adopted from 9foxgrl.

What do you do when you wake up one day with perfect memories of the next fifteen years? Why, every time traveller knows that. You Set Right What Once Went Wrong.

Trust the Yondaime to turn death into a minor inconvenience.

The countries discover something interesting about America, Canada and Mexico.

Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.

Harry is finding life at the Dursley's suffocating until he meets the new boy down the street. Little does he know, his new muggle friend isn't as magic-less as he seems. no pairings. Ryou centric. Full Summary inside.

If you ever feel worthless just remember... Rated T to be safe. Warnings inside; nothing major. Drabble. Crack-fic. Please review!

If you could start your life over, knowing how things could turn out, what would you do differently? Cloud is offered this chance, and tries to change the future, but he quickly discovers that fate and destiny play a high stakes game.

When the 1-A dorms finally get a class pet, the kitten seemed to warm up to one person in particular. Luckily, it seemed he'd warmed up to it too. Rated T to be safe.

Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.

In which Team Seven has an unhealthy love for explosives and Kakashi is an enabler.

With the entry of metahumans into the public sphere, the fight for basic human rights has begun, and there's more than one interested party. This is the world that the exorcists are reborn into, as the newest members of the Marvel Universe and the next generation. And things are about to get much more complicated. (Eventual canon divergence. Also includes Agents of SHIELD.)

Set before everyone finds out. A class project requires a large piece of equipment, and the Exwires are having trouble shifting it. That is, until Rin lends a hand! (One-shot!)

An 8-year-old Naruto sneaks into the library and finds a thin little book titled "How To Be a Ninja", authored by his hero, the Yondaime. Everything in the book is just common sense: a trait that no one in the Elemental Countries seems to have. Four years later, a Kage-level shinobi becomes a genin...

Wealth, fame, power, the man who had acquired everything in this world, the Pirate King, Monkey D. Luffy! But alas every pirate and their crew must die, the Straw Hat pirates perished alongside their captain, but is this the end of their story? Follow Monkey D. L- I mean Harry Potter and his friends through this New New World.

Trying my hand at a Hetalia drabble series. Most of them will likely involve one or both of the NA brothers. Assorted genres, rated T. AND NO ROMANCE HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU HORNBALLS?

Fury didn't like unknowns. He didn't like mysteries. He definitely didn't like unpredictability. Therefore, nothing was more guaranteed to ruin his day than a situation involving Alfred F. Jones. Otherwise, known as the human embodiment of the United States of America. (on indefinite HIATUS)

Harry was trying to summon his broom to face the Hungarian Horntail. He hadn't meant to summon a man with blond hair and a sword as tall as he was. Honestly!

While cleaning up after the raid on the 11th ward, the CCG discovers several video tapes in a blood splattered room with a checkered floor. A small tale on how Eyepatch became the first ghoul the CCG listed with a 'Do Not Kill' next to his name. M for graphic descriptions of torture. Gen. No pairings.

Hiccup and the other characters of How To Train Your Dragon, caught in a series of time loops along the lines of Innortal's. What happens when a boy and his dragon take a jaunt across the multiverse? (Now contains other dragons at times. Like Pern.)

What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.

"Nico appeared right next to me, as if the shadows had darkened and created him. He stumbled, but I caught his arm. "I'm okay," he managed, rubbing his eyes. "How did you do that?" "Practice. A few times running into walls. A few accidental trips to China." OR Nico actually ends up meeting a certain Chinese nation through shadow-traveling shenanigans.

Danny and his friends are officially seniors of Casper High. A month away from graduation and suddenly Danny is sick of Amity Park's ignorance. Refusing to play innocent any longer- and hoping everyone will finally get a clue- the golden trio of Amity Park lets loose. This town is in for a wild month.

Nobody ever said that sealing a soul into an inanimate object wouldn't have side effects. In anime, sentient weapons were always cool but Rin never in his wildest dreams thought he'd ever get to see what it was like to be one.

"While Minerva wasn't usually one to count her chickens before they hatch, she would have bet several galleons that this boy was a Gryffindor." Link, reincarnated Hero of Hyrule, goes to Hogwarts. Story includes fraternizing with the giant squid, bartering for the Marauder's Map, and encounters with an ancient Basilisk. Weekly updates!

Danny is lost in the Ghost Zone. Can you get him home? An experiment using the Choose Your Own Adventure format with multiple crossovers. This story is complete. Please read and review.

"Hide," Kaneki interrupted. "Yes?" Hide asked, looking almost, almost genuinely confused. "You are not going to microwave a bar of soap, a DVD, and especially not Christmas tree lights!" "Well, not all at once!" "HIDE!"

... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.

Will break my bones, but words will change the world. A member of Team 7 has had to deal with a voice in their head for their entire life, how much can words change the ninja world? An SI you haven't read before

"Fuck you! I will end everything you love, starting with your mother!" Silence. Everyone froze, turning to see Deku's reaction. "You're kidding, right?" Izuku said, honest confusion on his face.

Five seconds after their new sensei disappeared, Sephiroth turned to them with a deadly serious look. "So Naruto likes ramen and Sasuke, you hate everything. That's not good for a diet. Any meal plans? I don't function well on an empty stomach." Team Seven would never be the same.

To make a tragedy, you break something beautiful and frame the pieces. To make a victory, you break something mighty and rebuild it piece by piece. To make a life, you glue the pieces together and hope for the best. Kurama's still getting the hang of this 'human' thing, but since he's 30 years back in time with a blond brat to save, he'll have to figure things out on the fly. Slash

The mysterious girl's creations never popped up very often, but they were the talk of Paris when they did. (AU where Ladybug is a yarnbomber and Chat Noir is a graffiti artist. Aged up, will eventually have all iterations of the Love Square. Updates once a month. X-posted on AO3. Photos for cover from shuttershock and pixabay)

Despite certain abilities, the Original Non-Duplicate Nanadaime Hokage Uzumaki Naruto is seen in his office alone with all his paperwork with nary a clone in sight when one would expect him to have spammed the place with the things and gotten his paperwork done in five minutes. This is why that was the case.

Also known as all of Naruto's seals summon hell beasts that try to attack him or any unfortunate ninja nearby

In which a muggleborn takes a derogatory insult and connects it with a well-known Queen song. Because 'Mudblood' can sound a lot like 'mud on your face' when taken in the right context.

L and Light are in DADA with Umbridge. Short little story with barely any plot. Might be funny. L being monotone and Light being contrary. Now due to popular demand it is a series of drabbles. Review if you have any story ideas.Only marked as completed so more people will read it :)

Eren was covered in blood and chicken feathers, and Levi wondered for a second if the boy had gone insane. "You said to make sure there was chicken for dinner, Sir." Eren said. "I meant to tell the cooking squad." Levi ground out. Eren looked at him sheepishly. "We did it differently in Shingasha." Shorts/one-shots concerning the antics of one incredibly determined titan-shifter.

"He's sitting in the Great Hall, and Dumbledore is making really weird sounds — what the hell is "oh hon hon hon" anyway? — and Harry realises yet again that something is very wrong." - Wherein the nations end up in the bodies of the Hogwart's professors, and all hell breaks loose.

Feliciano and Lovino realize they have a younger brother and must nurture him into a proper Italian. Warning: typical Italian antics and a very confused America.

In a different life Ash Ketchum looks upon his world from an unique perspective.

What's a poor Superhero to do when his Supervillain nemesis thinks they're best friends, AND seems to be trying to further their relationship? Inspired by an exchange on Tumblr started by swingsetindecember. Poker Pair, CRACK, AU

So you know how, canonically, Alfred can drag around cars and swing bison like it's nothing? Yeah, the other Nations do too. Hiatus until I get good ideas.

The long-awaited sequel to Hit List. A year has passed since the Ordon High Massacre, and what was meant as a harmless class trip results in a horrifying struggle for the fate of mankind and the secrets kept so long in the dark. "History cries, as one from the dust, raising a silent voice of warning... There is much we could learn, if we would but listen." AU

A collection of random, unrelated one-shots. 12: "In which Merlin is painfully careless, Uther fears for the future of Camelot, and Arthur is just doing his best."

Cloud needs help with his delivery service. He soon realises he may need help with more than that, when his two new employees start talking among themselves about traversing worlds and resetting memories.

Xion died...then she was brought back in the place of an infant that was killed. Empty for ten long years, she awakens again as Tania Potter, the girl who "lived". Except there is a dark secret festering in the world, and Hogwarts is in the middle of it. Can she and her 'pet' Shadow the Moogle find the truth before Darkness' pawn finds her? And what is the power she holds?

Sealand is mistaken for a demigod, and just rolls with it. The Nordics on the other hand... Well, let's just say that a new age of Vikings is upon us.

Tony's pretty sure it's written into cosmic law somewhere: superheroes are not supposed be cute. Apparently, no one's told these two. ...He's okay with that.

WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.

In which Rin struggles to hide another secret on his journey to become an Exorcist, Satan is having too much fun being stuck in the half-demon's head and the two (unknowingly) drive Yukio insane with their antics. "No Rin... I am your father." "You did not just go there!" "Ah, but I did." [Crack-fic!]

In which Team 7 contains an arrogant douchebag, an imitator and a robber, and they're not who you're expecting them to be. Inspired by every other fic with the same premise ever.

Maybe the strangest Legend of Zelda story you'll ever read. Yes, that's an accurate summary. You wanna make something of it...? COMPLETE! No, really.

"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.

You'd think Bon would have been more cautious after the whole "zero-sleep" incident, but no. He wasn't the least bit worried. And that was his own mistake. A story about a hungry Rin Okumura and an ignorant Bon. A sequel of sorts to "Of Tired Demons and Death Threats". Rated T because, once again, it's Rin Okumura, and also Bon.

Kakashi doesn't understand his genin team. (He hopes he never will.) Featuring: strip poker, deceptive puddles, several books, two conspiracies, and no ducks.

A story about Rin being exhausted and everyone else being annoying. Starring an angry Rin Okumura and his trusty sword sidekick. Rated a high T for Rin's language, because it's Rin and there's no getting around it.

Merlin might have come to Camelot to master his magic, not to end the Purge, but he's not going to sit idly by while his kin suffer. Oh no. Whether it's releasing a chained dragon, smuggling sorcerers out of the city, or trying to change Arthur's mind, he's fighting back. Now. Series rewrite beginning after 1X02 featuring Proactive!Merlin. AU.

Waking up in the middle of a death battle with needles flying at him hadn't been one of Cloud's better days. Seeing a limp black-haired body cradled in his arms with said needles sticking out of his neck made it even worse. But that's just the beginning: "Hey you, makeup guy. You've been quiet. What's your beef with Konoha?" She pointed at him. Kankuro sputtered, "It's face paint!"

When Dean goes to sell his soul at the crossroads to bring Sam back, someone else steps in to negotiate the deal. Cas did get a sign and it sent him off into the past to change things. AU from The Man Who Would be King and All Hell Breaks Loose.

He's always been told that ghosts don't remember their previous lives, but he never thought it would affect him. Suddenly, Vlad's all-consuming obsession with his Accident makes a lot more sense.

Cloud summons Leviathan, and the critter refuses to go away. The only solution may be to go back in time, so Cloud is understandably concerned. It's like they always say: Be careful what you wish for!

An account of the media reactions to the reveal of Nations (anthropomorphic national embodiments) with scholarly commentary. Heavily inspired by: United States v. Barnes, 617 F. Supp. 2d 143 (D.D.C. 2015) [fallingvoices, radialarch] with mixed genres. Cover art by panegyricwilliwaw on Tumblr! (Also on ao3.) COMPLETE.

Kaneki becomes a ghoul. Kaneki panics and calls Hide. Together, the duo tries to figure out a way for Kaneki to eat without killing anyone. (In which much research is done, science experiments are conducted and the CCG is bombarded by two college students)

There's something in the Shinra computer system that doesn't belong to the time. Accidentally sent back into the past as an artificial intelligence, the ghost in the machine is not happy, but what can be done but make good of a bad situation? (Time-travel!Cloud)

I look at Maou and his two odd companions, "You know what! My parents live pretty close… so I think I'll just stay with them," I told him, this guy looked like he might end up being trouble, especially that purple-haired kid, who reminded me a bit too much of L. Rated T for Paranoia! Satan goes to To-Oh university! Alciel struggles with budgeting!

Hagrid wins a dragon egg...only what is inside is no dragon. Harry is the first to make eye contact with the creature inside...and ends up with a most unusual familiar. Watch out Hogwarts...things are about to get prehistoric!

Kaneki finds Hide on a street corner with a construction paper bullhorn screaming about the end of the world and other nonsense. "So you're trying out being batshit insane?" "Well, when you put it that way… yes."

Edward Elric can't get back to his own world, so he tries to make a life for himself in the closest one he can find. Yep a nice quiet life, no military breathing down his neck or monsters trying to live forever, but then a kid in an orange jumpsuit...

When Tsunade is told by the Council that Naruto will never be Hokage, things start to spiral horribly out of control. ONESHOT

Cloud's first thought on waking in the Shinra training grounds..."Where's the hidden camera?". What is one supposed to do when they find themselves inexplicably in the past? Become a terrorist four years early, of course. And look up a few old friends.

Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]

A thing I really wanted to do. Natsu is present when Fairy Tail disbands, and overwhelmed with hurt, and anger, he runs into the mountains. There, his despair consumes him, and something happens. What happens the next year, is something nobody in the now gone guild, could have ever dreamed in their wildest nightmares. Dark (but maybe not evil) Natsu.

Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.

Allen was traumatized in his childhood, and it comes back to haunt him. You will never look at Gingerbread the same. Crack-fic, ONESHOT

Post!GoF. Vernon Dursley decided he's done with all that craziness around his nephew and called for help. The exorcism actually worked. The Order of Phoenix decided to do the only logical thing under these circumstances - to kidnap the exorcist! Bon was not amused.

In which God has a wicked sense of humor and the Vatican is not amused. List with snippets attached. Everything goes. Including the cast of Ao no Exorcist's sanity. Rated T because Satan is a very bad parent.

Who knew that a half-baked metaphor, some iced-to-perfection straight-A students, a sprinkle of basic yet uncomfortable questions, and a dash of lame baking puns were all it would take to explain Danny's very existence? But you know, that's just the way the cookie crumbles. Oneshot.

Attention, all eleventh division shinigami. Please stop picking on the ninja. We are getting tired of cleaning up your blood.

After 219. In which the Noahs and exorcists arrived, and Allen has finally snapped. Oneshot. Crack.

In which Nibelheim never happens, because Zack is a puppy, and the problem with puppies is that puppies try to eat EVERYTHING.

Cloud has suffered and asked for forgiveness, but Aeris knows she alone cannot give him it. He must find that forgiveness and peace where it began, back at SOLDIER. SephirothxCloud REWRITE PLANNED (see profile for details)

When Tyki and Allen get in trouble over their gambling habit they spontaneously decide to take a long overdue vacation. Being who they are that naturally includes dressing like hobos, running from the Order and meeting noble brats with demon butlers.

Reeve could do nothing but watch as the man failed abysmally at every game. This was the vaunted leader of AVALANCHE? Reeve just couldn't see it.

Allen had that same stupid complex he did, and the same stupid naivety of Al. That was it, Ed was adopting him as an unofficial Elric. It was only fair after all.

America gets a call in the middle of a world meeting, and both he and Russia start freaking out. Rated T for language only.

After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way

The corpses of Link and Zelda tumble out of the Mirror of Erised and are happened upon by Dumbledore. Kept alive by the strange Timeshift stone that appeared with them, the two are welcomed into Hogwarts to investigate their deaths. They pose as transfer students, juggling the task of watching over a few students, and discovering the events that led up to their demise. Year 5

A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

We all have imaginary friends when we're young right? Well, as it turns out, Harry's might not be all that imaginary at all... Chapters 9-11Rewritten. Story Complete.

In which a reluctant Team Seven is forced to do strange, international missions across the multiverse, and the natives of said fandoms are confused and traumatized beyond belief. Also, the torched pine tree, shattered force field, dead evil overlord, ruined space ship, murdered tributes, and numerous fangirl stampedes were NOT Team Seven's fault. At all. Multiple story crossover.

Johnathan has always wondered about his children's aversion to sleeping on the couch and their incessant need to lock their bedroom doors. Now he knows.

AU Fairy Tail is the fifth house of Hogwarts. How much chaos, mayhem, and destruction can one house cause? Why does Snape hate confetti? Why does Laxus have nightmares about dogpiles? Why is there an Umbridge-shaped hole in the wall? What will Malfoy's father be hearing about? Read to find out! Contains concentrated awesome, cartoon violence, hilarity, and teensy tiny baby spoilers

Naruto develops an impressive tolerance towards killing intent from a young age.

The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.

Harry decides he wants to try Animagi, and persuades Hermione to help... this changes them... a lot. Crossover, of sorts, with Pokemon. Mew!Harry. Not as stupid as it sounds.

Naruto chooses a singularly odd method of distracting the S-ranked ninja who are out to kill him.

For most humans, there is the Justice League. For Shadow users, there is the Shadow Court. Someone's been playing Shadow Games in Starling City, resulting in death and insanity. The Shadow Court sends its Regent to investigate. The Justice League have no knowledge of the Court's existence, until they catch Kaiba in the act of dispelling a Shadow Game and enacting a Penalty Game.

England's had it up to here with America, so he decides to send him off to Hogwarts (along with Canada to keep an eye on him). Little do any of them realize, this year is going to be unusual even by the standards of a school of witchcraft and wizardry. Rated T just to be safe.

When Canada has to take the time to show his brother how to read a world map the nations soon realize just how similar they are. Not everyone is amused. Based off of the tumblr post.

Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)

"To Be Good" #2. The Exwires start the next phase of their training and begin working toward their various Meisters as Rin starts to discover the consequences of having fully awakened his demon-blood.

You'd think that if Cloud was given another chance at life to fix everything that went wrong, he'd gladly take it. You're right. He did take it. And he was grateful for it too. The first 10 repeats, that is. Frankly, by his 30th life, Cloud no longer gave a damn. Fem!Cloud S/C Sephiroth/Cloud Time-Travel

Year 2100. Despite his height, Fullmetal is the leader of one of the most feared gangs in Central, the Brat'ja. A few years ago 23 H.A.E. experiments escaped and now Roy Mustang is on a dangerous mission to confirm if the Fullmetal is one of the escapees.

Winry has gotten ahold of some new designs for Edward's automail and they go from useful to epic to downright strange. Things are going to get crazier, that's for sure! Semi-crack. Similar to my story '333 Ways to Get Kicked out of HQ'. I hope you enjoy!

Four countries in an airport: France has been detained by security, England is attempting to get him released so they don't miss their flight, Canada is tired, and America... well, America is very bored.

The Avengers and the countries — unknowingly on the same three-hour plane flight. Everything rapidly dwindles into chaos. One-shot.

Adopted with permission from RuneWitchSakura. When a pair of lunatics who've dragged their minder across the country turn up on Harry Potter's doorstep babbling about magic, Harry finds himself on a new career path. Despite the fact that he'd rather be an Astronaut, Harry will be spending the next seven years training to be a Minder at the asylum known as Hogwarts. Random Oneshots.

The exorcists stumble across Yukine and chaos ensues. One-shot.

SHIELD should really have taught Steve how to properly lock his phone screen. One mistaken phone call in the middle of battle ends up with a Delivery God and his Regalia in the fray. Fortunately, they were just what the doctor ordered. "Damn it! You gotta start charging more than five yen per job!" One-shot.

'It was an interesting sight, to say the least, when six of the members of the G8 entered the boardroom to find their two missing members cowering in the corner.' What could possibly have caused the two strongest nations in the world into quivering wrecks? The rest of the G8 wants to know too.

Naruto is, in some way or another, related to or has a connection to a huge group of powerful A-rank or S-rank ninja, who proceeded to ignore him for most of his life. What if they weren't really as absent as it seems? Obito-nii, Kakashi-nii, Nagato-ji... Naruto clearly has a large extended family to deal with.

Based on a prompt. When Wall Maria fell, there were problems as a lot of people were suddenly crammed into a small place. A lot of people were desperate to get by. A story in which Eren, Mikasa and Armin turns to crime to make ends meet and accidentally became notorious.

Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".

When all hope seems lost, Kurama uses what he knows about Uzumaki females in a last ditch effort against Madara.

And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.

Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.

The Shiki Fuujin. A forbidden technique created to summon the Shinigami. But which one? A series of independent oneshots.

After defeating his evil older brother, Sasuke decides to return to Konoha and rebuild his clan...Why is everyone being so difficult about this? In which Sasuke completely missed the plot.

Adopted with permission from Rorschach's Blot. Naruto sets out to retrieve his team's wayward sensei and comes back with...her?

When Light met Ryuk for the first time, the shinigami remembers a particular blonde he had previously- accidently given the note to, when he was a new shinigami with a brand new death note thousands of years ago. Clever, Deceptive & Genius Naruto

Takes the perspective of one of the clones summoned on the night of the Forbidden Scroll Heist, who decides to stick around. Likely to stick quite close to cannon plot-wise. (Setting is 'slightly' AU) Rated M because people die when they are killed.

Following the Uchiha massacre, Sasuke's emotional stability is called into question and the Hokage orders new living arrangements for him. After all, he's not the only desperately lonely, slightly messed up kid running around Konoha. AR. Not Yaoi.

Naruto is the most Unpredictable shinobi-in-training Konoha has ever seen. So what can the cheerful blond do when shown the hand signs for the summoning jutsu without being warned of the dangers of summoning without a contract? Try it out of course! Now he has a contract never before seen in the Elemental Countries, and a new world will open up before him. Can he survive it?

Levi declares a one-man war on the sorry state of the military's pants (because whoever decided white was a good color for them was clearly an imbecile). Erwin is worried.

Welcome to the Black Order Academy, where the gym and history classes are at war, Asian literature has a perfect attendance rate nearly every day, Calculus can be detrimental to your health and the substitute teacher is a professional pickpocket.

Need to get to your connecting flight ASAP? Tired and frustrated of sleeping in airport terminals while your flight is delayed and/or cancelled? Ever worry about terrorists taking over? Never fear, DGM Air is here (if you don't mind an a pilot who drinks on the job, a flight attendant who threatens to kill annoying children, some odd passengers and a little turbulence).

World Peace is not easy, especially when the countries have run out of coffee and haven't slept in a week. All they have to do is sign one little piece of paper, but Canada is finding that he may be the only sane one left and that well . . . no one listens to Canada.

Harry Potter wasn't raised like in canon. He was top of his class, and very intelligent, always seeking to improve things, and so he learned all kinds of things, and, upon entering Hogwarts, started studying all he could get his hands on! Intelligent!Super!Harry Later Mad Scientist!Harry Rated M for Language, Nudity, and Gore Stein-ish Harry Genres: Humor/Romance/slight Horror

It was decided by all nations that America and Canada had to be the strangest nations in the world. Who else would be crazy enough to do half the stuff they do? We blame England and France. Each chapter based on a quote.

If one person hadn't died, how would things have gone? Not as AU as you might think. Cloti, Zerith, though romance is light because I stink at it. Mysteries left unsolved may be revealed! Rated for... you've played the game, right?

Naruto gets himself in 'impossible' situations all the time. However, waking up in Obito's body and buried under boulders, was not something even Naruto thought possible. Will he be able to save Obito and the others? Not to forget, what about that bastard Madara? Timetravel

Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself. Complete and sequel, Rising, is up!

Oneshot, slight AU. As if the SOLDIER training regime wasn't cruel enough, things start getting out of hand for the poor blonde from Nibelheim when rumours of a murderous cadet begin circulating through the ranks. How will poor Cloud Strife survive when even the SOLDIERS themselves are afraid? Rated T for language.

America and Britain can never agree when it comes to the English language... Canada and France get drawn into the conflict as well. Germany plans on killing them all after the meeting ends. One-shot; contains lots of language nerdiness.

America knows that he's Zero, as that's usually the number he roles. As for One through Five, he's landed on them on the occasion… He was terrified to let them out. But, as he fingered the die in his hand, he wondered if he should role another number. DISCONTINUED.

aka Why Hollow/Quincy/Shinigami Flatshares Are a Bad Idea. Mostly filler-free! Now with 100% fewer moths! Beta'd by Love Psycho. #45: A Brief Interlude, a.k.a. I ATEN'T DEAD.

Naruto, Bee, Fu, Utakata, Han, Roshi, Yagura, Yugito, Gaara. Nine hosts, nine demons. One of the nine decides to bring all the jinchuriki together. What would it have been like if the Jinchuriki had been there to look out for one another?

Or in which every male with familiar relationships with Rin prevents her from having even the slightest chance of going on a date. Rin is not amused. Slightly AU Fem!Rin HAPPY B-DAY RIN! (oh and Yukio too...)

(FINAL EPISODE SPOILERS) Merlin gets his totally awesome destiny laid out in full ahead of time.

America decides to make a dramatic entrance and drags the entire continent with him.

From the writer of The Madness of Kurosaki's sanity comes the next laugh out loud comedy featuring the N. America brothers & their sister Vinland. You will soon find why Risk is banned from the UN and stealing syrup is not worth it. How did England & France survive raising them? ENJOY!

Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.

Verb, past tense. Meaning: "To be abducted by supernatural entities." In this case, those entities would be wizards, and their abductee is none other than the very annoyed Danny Fenton.

One shots of the madness between Ichigo, Zangetsu, and Hollow Ichigo. It's a miracle Ichigo isn't in the loony bin.Taking suggestions from readers. I do not own Bleach.

So, Zack agreed to go back in time to change a few things, yeah? And usually, in all the numerous Time Travel fics, the actual time traveling turns out okay. Unfortunately for Zack, he's still kinda, you know, dead. So how the heck's that gonna help?

Kink meme de-anon. Germany leaves a letter for his future bosses, giving them an idea of what to expect from the job.

In 6th year at Hogwarts Harry starts to act rather...differently. His anger is now Chopin not Capslock. With Hermione and Malfoy acting up too, what's going to happen? Features Austria, Prussia & Hungary so far. References pairings.

Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.

In which Alex Louis Armstrong meets Walburga Black's portrait...and it is exactly as traumatizing as it sounds.

How do the countries survive, say, a bullet wound to the head? It's impossible for them to die while their country still exists. Does the wound just disappear? It does not. The truth is worse than that.

- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.

/It was widely acknowledged among the thugs of Karakura that everyone in Kurosaki Ichigo's circle of friends could and would kick your ass./ Arrancar-arc, gen-fic.

We all know anime/manga Naruto's known as an idiot. Now, how about something different? Let's give him a new quirk, shall we? What about a REALLY ramen obsessed Naruto? A super-negative-emo Naruto? A Kakashi-must-die Naruto? Each chap, different quirk.

Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.

Kage. Shadows. A world that is all the ninja knows. But these shadows are alive, aware, and awakened. What they want back is their property, the nine tailed beasts. And their masters have come for them. HIATUS

The Door to Darkness has opened. The Light is missing. The Chicago Anarchy-gasm has begun, as Duel Monsters come out to play.As the titans clash,in the midst of it all is... Dark Magician? "There is no way in hell any wizard would wear that, Molly" COMPLETE

Kakashi forgot to read the latest in the files on his team. Had he done so, he might have noticed that Naruto had lived through an extra decade of experience in the last week, gaining the abilities of someone from another world. Pretty much pure crack.

Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?

"I don't remember the damn password. You have 5 seconds to get out of my way before I neuter you with my gun." Cross threatened the stone guardian. Harry had never seen the Gargoyle move that fast in all his years at Hogwarts. Rate M for language.

"I'm a weatherman, not a—Good afternoon, Amity Park! This is Lance Thunder bringing you live to what looks like a ghostly tug-a-war with our own town hero, Danny Phantom, as both the rope and opposition. Anything you'd like to add, Mr. Phantom?"

Hiruzen sees an opportunity to get out of the horrendous paper work leaving the young Naruto with the opportunity of a lifetime.

When Jack and Maddie let slip that they've experimented with ghost hybrids, Team Phantom is determined to learn everything they can about the project. The only problem- they don't like where it's headed. At all.

Iceland goes to the World Meeting after his valcano causes havoc through most of Europe, but doesn't expect what ensues.

Authority figures... Alex Rider has none. One-shot

The time has finally come for Naruto and Sasuke's final battle...well, almost. First comes Naruto's appeals to stop trying to kill everyone, Sasuke's blatant rejection of facts he doesn't like, and a bit too much fondness for arguing from them both.

With the homunculi and a murder investigation on his hands, Roy Mustang has no choice but to introduce the world to his new secret weapon.

"As the log takes your place, you become The Log and The Log becomes you. For a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja." As the Holy Book of Log enters Naruto's life, everything changes. LogWorshipper!Naruto Mokuton!Naruto

AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!

Naruto gets fed up at all the people glaring at him all the time and uses Shadow Clones to let them see what it feels like. What does this have to do with Overloli Hanabi and The Orange? Read and find out.

When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!

Beating Narutoverse clichés to death so you don't have to. /srsly.\ Looking for a good story to read? Me, too. In the interim, here's a bunch of crack one-shots to help kill some time.

Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.

Zuko and Aang bond on Ember Island. By burning things.

America and Prussia do 37 things in an elevator. The rest of the world is not amused.

"Sorry," said the son of Hades, "but if I surrendered to an organization called the House of Life, my dad would kill me." After a run in with the Kanes, Nico unwittingly ends up becoming a host for the Egyptian death god Anubis.

Russia is in Princeton for a world meeting, and he collapses in front of Wilson. Sounds like a case for Dr. House! No pairings.

Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.

"Artemis Fowl had retired half a dozen counselors from St. Barleby's already this year." Here's how. Six chapters, one for each psychologist losin' it.'

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

On their way home from the failed invasion, Temari and Kankuro attempt to deal with issues related to Gaara's apology, including whether he really means it, if he's going to eat them, and whether Naruto is secretly a cult leader.

Two's a crowd in one's head; Allen has decided this is a simple fact of life, and if any of those annoying Noah try to tell him otherwise, he's punching them. In the face. Hard. The Fourteenth isn't exactly helping either, with his disapproval of sarcasm.

Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots

On a trip to England, Ryou stumbles upon the magical world, is mistaken for a wizard, and is coerced into attending Hogwarts. The politically unstable wizarding world is perilous-- will the spirit be able to teach his host how to survive?

America decides to go with Canada to a hockey game. Hey; how bad could it be? What he didn't count on was...Canadian hockey.

“Look, it was either that or telling everyone you were a zombie.” Gaara's resurrection has unexpected consequences when they have to find a way to explain it without mentioning forbidden jutsu. And sadly, those were two of the more reasonable ideas...

Uzumaki Naruto must admit he never thought he'd be in that spot again. Then again, distortions of time and space weren't really something the academy prepared you for. Inspired by Lionheart. DUE FOR REWRITE. SEEKING BETA.

Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.

In which Jiraiya and the Council team up to try and convince the Sandaime that revealing Naruto's Jinchuuriki status to everyone in Konoha is not exactly the best plan and Sarutobi professes his great faith in the people of Konoha constantly.

ABANDONED/DEAD. YGOHMD Ryou Bakura thought it was only the flu. He was wrong. Now House and his team must figure out what is ailing the young Duelist, while trying to figure out if Ryou's strange mood-swings are part of his symptoms or something else entirely...

Because a bet, a food eating contest, and Allen Walker are never a good mix. Warning: Crack and OOCness.

The professor of alchemy in Hogwarts must be imported every year from a little country called Amestris. Edward pulled the short straw this year. He's on a mission and no one will stand in his way, not even exams!

The Reset scenario: "With great power comes great insanity. And with that insanity- more power!" Thus the tale of Uzumaki Naruto's slow descent into madness, and so deep into it- that he just may come out the other side.

What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.

A short oneshot about how Eevee's are the only pokemon to truly "evolve"

His fractured mind made him capable of anything. It made him Konoha’s most unpredictable ninja. And eventually, Konoha’s most unpredictable ninjas. If it sounds strange, it’s because it is. One-shot.

All is not quiet on the Wutai front, as Sephiroth and Zack do everything possible to screw off and not run a war.

When Marlene gets into trouble at school, the Principal gets far more than she bargained for. one-shot

With friends - and family, like Sephiroth, who needs enemies? Not Cloud, that's for sure.

In which Vincent learns that you are responsible for the things you pick up, and in which Cloud tells someone to stop angsting. Kweh.

After reigning for decades as Kages in their respective villages, Naruto and Gaara return back in time to their six year old selves. Challenge: who can win over their village and become the leader before the other?

After Yuugi wakes up at the scene of a crime with blood on his hands and a voice in his head, there's only one thing he can do: Run. --Yuugi x Yami Yuugi: Puzzleshipping-- --Complete--

Enough was enough. He'd looked at all the possible courses of action and their consequences. He'd researched it intensively. It was time to cut the damn hair.

Gaara knew that being the youngest Kazekage in history would be difficult, but nothing could have possibly prepared him for something like this. Mockfic. I am highly proficient at summaries.

Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.

What if Yugi could sense Yami's feelings and thoughts all the time too? A rewrite of their adventures. Mangacentric. There is now a sequel! See author bio for link.

The Misspelling is intentional and this is a short crack fic. Kisame makes like Steve Irwin with Itachi as his cameraman. Challenge: Part 2 with Deidara and Sasori trying to catch Gaara.

This story picks up directly after where The Shinobi's Guide to Television left off. Once again we tumble down the rabbit hole of depravity! The Third Guide.

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...

Written in response to AbigailNicole’s “Idiot Savant” challenge. See Artemis cringe from Quality Bonding Time as his father attempts to discover his weaknesses and Get to Know Him Better. Because nobody can be a genius at everything… right? Parody