Real Name: Britt (Wipe Out) *Don't think about making fun of my nick name or I'll hunt you down and put you in a world of pain)

Gender: Female (biologically) but enjoy wearing boy's clothes (easier to move around in)

Born: Mesa, AZ. Jan 16, 1991

Hello, peoples...

To be warned, I am a fanatic for fantasies and romances. That being said, I also love to read stories and watch shows like Japanese Anime, No Reservations w/ Anthony Bourdaine, Dane Cook and Jeff Dunham comedies and Whale Wars.

Nothing is exciting about me, except for the sad fact that I have been accident prone since I was a toddler. Come on! A 5'0" girl trying to mop the floor at her work place and end up slipping. Worst thing was not being able to get up for five minutes. Best thing...laughing your brains out with the other employees and having a ball (happened just over two months ago). And yes, I've had people call me short for my age. Seriously, people.

Things I love/like: Japanese Anime & Manga (As said above), pestering my younger brother (14 & taller than me), playing pranks with my friends, food, taking walks in the nearby desert (I live in a God-forsaking desert...in the middle of no where...H*ll Hole City to be more exact), drawing, reading, playing video games, especially Devil May Cry, watching TV, and blasting my music to freak my parents off. Oh, yeah. And even though I may be too old for Pokemon, my favorite Pokemon are Charmander, Charizard, Lugia, Giratina, and Zekrom.

Fav. Music: Devil Wears Prada, We Come As Romans, Koda Kumi, BoA, Linkin Park, Disturbed, Shakira, Effeil 65, Breaking Benjamin, Bon Jovi, Three Days Grace, etc. (mainly rock, metal, and pop)

Fav. Books: Dragon Riders of Pern, Inheritance Cycle (can't wait for Book 4), books on Astronomy and Paleontology (yes, I am one of those astrology and science geeks...no laughing...hahaha), fanfiction stories ;)

Horoscope: Capricorn

Things that just piss me off: people being stubborn Jack $%$s, being detailed-oriented, people making fun of me for my height, milk (I'm lactose-intolerant and I hate anything coming from a cow...no I'm not Edward Elric), my brother and parent argumentations...

Attitude: pretty much laid-back and easy-going, sarcastic, dry sense of humor (but I do manage to make my few friends laugh), love to stay up late & sleep in

Favorite Anime/Manga of All Times:

1. Bleach *ya gotta love it

2. Inuyasha

3. Ouran High School Host Club

4. Wolf's Rain

5. Zoids *yes, it's a kid's show, but it's still good...the first two Generations that is...

6. Princess Mononoke/Spirited Away *my friend got me hooked on the movies

7. Escaflowne

8. Fruits Basket

9. Darker than Black

10. Trinity Blood/Trigun *it's a tie

Favorite Anime/Manga Characters:

1. okay, the first is: Toshiro Hitsugaya ...And Ichigo Kurosaki... XD

2. Kenpachi Zaraki *even with that crazy smile, he's still cool

3. Zack Fair

4. Hikaru & Kaoru Hitachiin *their personality

5. Kiba from Wolf's Rain

6. Aang/Sokka

7. Rukia Kuchiki

8. Kohaku/Van F.

9. Hatsuharu S.

10. Abel N. *come on he's funny...admit it

Favorite Game Characters:

1. Dante Sparda (DMC3, DMC4, and DMC5 - I'll admit DMC5 Dante looks cute) _

2. Reeve Tuesti (FFVII & DoC) I know he's like 35-40 years old in the games, but I still like him...STOP JUDGING ME!!!

3. Zack Fair (FFVII)

4. Vincent Valentine (FFVII)

5. Cloud Strife (FFVII)

Favorite Movie/Story Quotes:

1. "Fine. Spiky hurries up. We eat. We plot. We rock." Fearless, by the wonderful run4life

2. "What do yo-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! HOLY CRAP! RIKUUUUUU! I'M GOING TO KILL YOUUUUUUUUU!" Somewhere, The Fates Are Laughing At Me, by Hitaru

3. "That's a little harsh. You're going to kill me because of the way I t-t-t-t-talk." by Nero to Agnus in DMC4

4. "You can hide that body, but that smell--WOO! There is *no* coverin' up!" from Dante to Dagon in DMC4

5. Lets put it this way, Humans feed on cows, Vampires feed on humans, so, shouldn't there be something that feeds on vampires? by Abel Nightroad (Trinity Blood)

Story Progress:

"Ichirin no Hana" Complete

"In the End, It Doesn't Matter" Currently in Progress

"Love and War" Currently on Hiatus

"Guardians of Destiny" Currently on Hiatus

"Never Surrender" In Progress

"Även solen har sina fläckar" In Progress

"E.T" Complete

Hiya's, peoples. XD Just chilling...or at least trying to...in the hot weather of Arizona. -.-' Anyways, I finally had the chance to buy a katana. Even if it's not a real one made in Japan, it's still pretty gnarly. X}

Anyways, I just read an awesome story that still in the process of writing, but it. is. Bitching! Any who, this is my favorite quote from said story:

"Permission to go fuck yourself is granted. Now hush down,MU666 bringing in the big guns. All CrimsonRose's of the Cross Academy variety are going down." A disk was inserted into the laptop, "And it's on! Neee-roooow, pew pew pew! Die, bitch, die! This is what happens when you deny me my internets! Pew pew! Firewall down! Mission accomplished, whores! Password acquired! All your wireless are belong to me, Monsieur CrimsonRose! I! Am! BITCHIN'!" Hooting with pride, she pumped her fists into the air.

None of this belongs me, and neither does Vampire Knight. So, KEEP ON WRITING, MIKAUCHIHA666!!! YOUR STORIES ROCK!!! XD

And to all of ya who are checking out my account, you should also check out the following stories:

"Life is Full of Surprises" by my wonderful friend, Kira Michi

"Fearless" by my other wonderful friend, run4life

"Highway to Hell" by soccerstar7

"Fascination" by DirectionOfTime

"Heartbreakers" by xxxChaoticHarmonyxxx

"Ordinary Day" by UnderdogAngel

And last, but not least, "Hero" by Sarah K.R.

07/06/11: Alrighty, today it totally an awesome day. Not only do I have the house to myself till Sunday, but I also got my very first tattoo. Five years, FIVE YEARS, it has been since I've been trying to get one and I finally do. XD As a symbol of how much I adore the Anime/Manga series Naruto, the tattoo is that of the seal for the Nine-Tailed Fox demon inside Naruto Uzumaki. I'm also so proud of myself because it was on the stomach and did NOT hurt as much as I thought it would. Oh, yeah. I'm a trooper.

08/01/11: Okay. Have you ever had one of those days where you're just right-out grumpy, while not being on your period, and had that get worse? Well, sadly for me it happened. I don't like to complain much but today was not all-too wonderful. Not only was it blistering hot here with recent monsoon activity, but one of my 'shift managers' at work officially pissed me off. Not only was she a bit rude and annoying but she was also demanding that I do work whilst I'm in the process of taking care of the customers (note: there was a line out the door for twenty minutes straight). TWENTY MINUTES!!! There were other workers in the back who didn't have anything to do at the time, so it was only me and one other employee up front. Why she didn't ask the others, I have no f*cking clue but I certainly did NOT appreciate it. *sigh* Anyways, now that I have that off my chest, I actually have some good news. I currently working on a new story, which is biased off the Devil May Cry games. I will be trying to get the first chapter/prologue up within the next two weeks. So let me know how it goes XD

08/24/11: First things first, I'm currently attending college, so my updates may be a little slower than usual...although, I haven't really updated much of my stories so you'll have to forgive me. But great news, I've got my new story "Never Surrender" up in progress. So, I'd greatly appreciate if you readers will check it out and let me know how it is, if I should continue it. Anyways, I'm gonna go watch Ghost Hunters International and work on some pictures for Adobe Photoshop. I hope all of you will have a nice week.

08/29/11: Wow. I think this is starting to become my own personal journal, or something, online. Anyways, not much is happening. Just work...college...work...oh, and did I mention work already? Yeah, my humor probably sucks... Onto the next subject, I'm really excited for a could of reasons. One, the new book for the Inheritance Cycle, by Paolini, is coming out this coming November (OMG! About damned time!) And two, this coming month is the Playstation 3 release for the games God of War: Origins and the Shadow of the Colossus/ICO Collection. XD I am so getting those games, namely Shadow of the Colossus. Anyways, see you all later.

09/08/11: Hello, peoples. Yep. I managed to get a few chapters of my new Devil May Cry story, Never Surrender, and already I've got over fifty viewers per day. Only one thing missing. Please review, people. It means a lot to me. TTTT Anyways, a friend of mine, Zombie Princess, has got her DMC story up as well and is need of reviewers. So, please check out her story, Devil May Cry: The New Beginning. Also, I'm really excited because an old friend of mine, whom I haven't seen in over five years, has moved back into town, and we're getting re-acquainted with each other. XD

09/15/11: Konnichiwa. XD Another week, another day of boredom. Well, if you don't include the fact that I recently got the God of War: Origins Collections at my local Gamestop. And I'll tell you what. So far, it's pretty bad-ass. Gory and violent, but gnarly.

10/29/11: Hi, I'm back. Nothing new going on, except for being busy with college and working at Little Caesar's. Can't believe Halloween is just around the corner, literally...it's just next Monday. And I've already got my costume ready-to-go. And guess what? I'm dressing up as Naruto Uzumaki from the TV anime show Naruto. XD Apart from that, there's nothing else...except for my friend who has been ignoring me for the past two weeks, either that or his phone is acting up again. But still, it would have been nice if he could at least called and said 'hi'.

12/07/11: Yo. What's up? Guess what? I grew one inch, so now I'm 5'01". :D Well, it's probably not really that important to anyone else, but it is to me. Since I haven't grown an inch since middle school, this is important news for me. Anyways, yeah, I know I haven't really updated any of my stories lately, so you can blame work. Oh, that and the fact that I've been pretty much on writer's block and have been working though college too. So I do apologize. I'm trying to get at least another chapter posted for my Devil May Cry story. It'll probably be a while, though, but I'm working on it. With that said and done, I hope everyone has an awesome Holiday Season. Happy Holidays. XD

6/14/12: My, god. Six months and nothing. Barely any updates, if any, on any of my stories, and I feel terrible. I have to admit it, but Writer's Block sucks big time. Not to mention I've been working non-stop since I finished college. Although it does anger me that I only found out that I can only get a degree AFTER filling out a bunch of paper work, which I didn't eve know until it was too late. Great, now I have to wait till the next graduation takes place before I can get the stupid certificate. I hate college. Any ways, I may not have any splendid ideas for any of my stories but I am desperately trying to get some chapters up and loaded for Guardians of Destiny and Never Surrender, so I'll let ya'll know when they're up. Again, I do apologize for no updates for almost a year.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Okay, enough with the ranting. I do pray that you'll enjoy my stories.

Ciao XP