Well i was useing my PSPs inernet connecton late at night and was looking up stuff and found a storie here loved it decided to make a user Z-r-e-t-a-r...

Name:Ben Dover Here(Gotcha and my PSN also is Z-r-e-t-a-r and pronounced like sweater with the changes of sounding as Zweat-ar)

Email: zretarvenus@aim.com and yes i made a new one out of way to many messages and forgot the password

My website is:

Game Systems:PS3,DS,PSP,PC(Two offline and one online)and a Wii.

Games(For PS3 only because have ALOT):inFamous,Prototype,CoDMW2,CoDWaW,Farcry2,Uncharted,Uncharted 2,LittleBigPlanet,Madden 07,Madden 10,Kane and Lynch Dead Men and Assasnians Creed 2

Oddest 1337:OMGANSMD(OH MA GOD A NOOB STOLE MY DONUT!!)

Longest 1337:OMGTNSMPTDWAIASPTLIHMB(Oh my god that noob shot me past that dang wall and is a stupid person that lives in his mums basement)

MW2 weapons of choice:ACR,M9,M16,SCAR-H,Magnum,Sriker and model 1887

Perks of choice:Slight of hand,Scavenger and Bling for blue and stoping power,lightwheght and cold-blooded for red and commando,ninja and steady aim for yellow.

As soon as it lets me make stories im ganna first make one about the most powerful pokemon made by Arceus...it was made by him and over powers him after just a while...but im sorry but when im bored and have nothing else to do i will fix it.

Here are some funny qoutes i made :P
"The armed use what they have and the unarmed run away like hell"
"If the ememy is far chase him, if he is close attack him, if he is dead CELERBRATE!!"
"Dont launch one big rock with a catapault, launch millions of pebbles and yell RAIN"

What is ZretarPaulashipping's motto?
"Made for each other" (Read the story and soon enuf see why)

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Jordan

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Jorizzle (Can be Jo-rizzle :P )

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav colour and fav animal): Gray Wolf (The sign of serious peaple)

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): David Micheal (Its Micheal because Micheal Jordan :P And two first names dont sound right)

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Davjoten (Its better then most and held itself up -_-)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favorite drink): Black Limeade (Thats some disgusting limeade)

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Ovarran (Sounds like Over ran lol i could say Ovarran over a skunk HA XD)

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): IM NOT GOING TO BE CALLED Nicole!!

6.: YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): None of them work...Black daisy...black molly...black zoey...black snow...HECK some of them sound like flowers!

And yes im a dude so if you are one post this on your profile

Im sorry about me deleting my storys but under the evil help of Altairia what ever her profile is i deleted but they may NEVER come back saddly

PS's:
If you read Altaria Fan's story/stories STOP SHE'S MEAN AS HELL(But i know she will read this sometime and remember you might have ended a great story,and by the way:I wanted you to beta cause i wanted MY idea's and what i wanted down as my story, if you do read this pm me again and we can do this: you write the story while i have every detail you need for each part)