Ok, so hi!

...These things are always awkward...

Oh well. I guess I'll start by saying all the usual stuff. Does that sparkle with you?

Name: Orange Parka Princess... haha. You're not getting my real name.

Age: 13

Hobbies: Surfin' teh interwebs, reading, writing, watching South Park! :) I loves me some South Park.

Obsessions: Meh, they vary... mostly South Park, Invader Zim, Family Guy, That 70's Show, Adventure Time, Harry Potter, and Legend of Zelda.

Favorite bands: My Chemical Romance, Panic at the Disco, All Time Low, Paramore, Linkin Park, 3Oh!3

Ok, so I have a confession. Recently, homework and other extracurricular activities have been piling up and I have absolutely no time to write. Also, my stupid computer decided it would be an awesome idea to delete my writing files. So, I've lost the entire story I've been working on and I'm not sure if I will bother to continue it. I might if I get some free time, but I wouldn't expect anything new until maybe March or April. Go on, be mad. I'm really sorry!

LIST TEN SOUTH PARK CHARACTERS YOU LIKE:

1. Kenny (Who DOESN'T love Kenny? I mean seriously)

2. Clyde

3. Craig

4. Tweek

5. Kyle

6. Stan (People say I act like him... strange... I don't consider myself to be nearly as normal as him)

7. Christophe

8. Bradley Biggle (Mintberry Crunch!)

9. Cartman

10. Bebe

Then ask the following questions:

1. What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? (Kenny) I wouldn't mind. Actually, I'd WANT that to happen.

2. Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? (Craig) Aah! GTFO, dude! Not cool!

3. Number 4 announced they're going to marry 9 tomorrow? (Tweek and Cartman) Ha. That would never happen. But I guess I'd be like, "Nooo Tweekers! You need to reconsider this! You have your whole life ahead of you!"

4. Number 5 cooked you dinner? (Kyle) ...This better not be Kosher crap. But, um... thanks, I guess.

5. Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? (Stan) I'd probably be a creeper and stare at him. That's just how I roll.

6. Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? (Christophe) YES. FREAKING YES. I love you, bro.

7. Number 8 got into the hospital somehow? (Bradley Biggle [Mintberry Crunch]) I'd make him a lot of get well cards. Get better my friend!

8. Number 9 made fun of your friends? (Cartman) I'd probably laugh along with him.

9. Number 10 ignored you all the time? (Bebe) Shoe shopping buddy! Why are you mad?

10. Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? (Kenny) He'd turn into Mysterion and kick their sorry butts into next year. Hopefully.

11. You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? (Clyde) Well, he SHOULD make me some tacos. That's what I'd want him to do.

12. It's your birthday. What will 3 give you? (Craig) He would flip me the bird.

13. You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? (Tweek) Freak out, pull his hair, drink coffee, twitch, repeat.

14. You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? (Kyle) He'd be a good friend and help me out.

15. You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction? (Bebe and Kenny) LMAO. This wouldn't happen either. But he'd probably laugh and make a perverted joke.

16. You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? (Christophe) "Cheer up, beetch. Life eezn't always rainbows and unicorns."

17. You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you? (Cartman) Um, he wouldn't.

18. You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? (Bebe) I'm not really sure what she'd do, actually.

19. Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? (Kenny) Obviously because he's super smexy. Le duh.

20. Number 2 tells you about their deeply hidden love for number 9. (Clyde and Cartman) ...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh god, that's too funny.

21. You're dating 3 and they introduce you to their parents. Would you get along? (Craig) Most likely not. But hey, I don't really care.

22. Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean? (Tweek and Cartman) Seriously, this must be some sort of joke. Nobody wants to date that fat tub of lard.

26. Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? (Kyle and Stan) ...Does fanfiction count? If so, yes. A thousand times yes.

27. Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do? (Stan) I would have a stern talk with that boy.

28. You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? (Christophe) He's plotting to kill me. Oh god. I need to hide.

29. Number 8 thinks they'll never get a girlfriend. What will you tell them? (Bradley Biggle [Mintberry Crunch]) "Aw, don't think that way! A bunch of girls like you!" (Ok, so I lied. Sue me.)

30. Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what? (Cartman) Why does Cartman end up with all the love questions? Dude, I don't like you that way. Sorry.

31. You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react? (Bebe and Kenny) Oh no you don't! Step away from my man!

32. You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking? (Craig and Tweek) WOOHOO! Creek action! Get it on!

33. Could 1 and 6 be soul mates? (Kenny and Stan) Uh, no. Kenny is MY soul mate.

34. Would 2 trust 5? (Clyde and Kyle) Probably. I mean, everyone trusts Kyle. Except for Cartman.

35. Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that? (Tweek and Bebe) Tweek would most definitely freak out and run away, leaving a confused Bebe to wonder what just happened.

36. 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick? (Kyle and Kenny) They ARE in school together. I'm not entirely sure how to answer this question.

37. If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make? (Stan and Craig) I dunno. Go ask them.

38. 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job? (Christophe and Cartman) Assassins. Or Nazis. Or maybe fast food workers.

39. 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay? (Bradley Biggle [Mintberry Crunch] and Kyle) Sure. I don't care.

40. What 6's perfect girlfriend should look like; and will 6 be happy? (Stan) I'm pretty sure Wendy, and yes. Unless they break up again.

41. 10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about? (Bebe and Cartman) ...I don't want to think about it.

42. 1 accidentally kicked 10? (Kenny and Bebe) Yay Kenny!

43. 2 sent a message to their girlfriend but 9 got it. What would happen? (Clyde and Cartman) Oh, that sucks. Stuff would go down.

44. 5 and 6 did a workout together? (Kyle and Stan) Oh no. Here come the Style fangirls.

45. 6 noticed he wasn't invited to your birthday? (Stan) I'm so sorry, Stan! I didn't mean to forget youuu!

46. 7 won the lottery? (Christophe) Good for you, man. Good for you.

47. 8 had quite a big secret? (Bradley Biggle [Mintberry Crunch]) Tell me! I won't tell anyone! Please?

48. 9 became a singer? (Cartman) He did. Twice. Remember?

49. 10 got a daughter? (Bebe) Aww! Yay for you!

50. What would 1 think of 2? (Kenny and Clyde) Not sure. Ask Kenny.

51. How would 3 greet 4? (Craig and Tweek) By flipping him off. Obviously.

52. What would 4 envy about 5? (Tweek and Kyle) Maybe his intelligence? Or awesomeness? Or his Jew-fro?

56. What dream would 5 have about 6? (Kyle and Stan) Really? Must I really consult the Style fangirls?

57. What do 6 and 7 have in common? (Stan and Christophe) ...I can't think of anything that they have in common.

58. What would make 7 angry at 8? (Christophe and Bradley Biggle [Mintberry Crunch]) Taking his cigarette or shovel, I would assume.

59. Where would 8 meet 9? (Bradley Biggle [Mintberry Crunch] and Cartman) They would totally meet in a super epic battle against good and evil!

60. What would 9 never dare to tell 10? (Cartman and Bebe) About his crush on that one girl. Was her name Patty Nelson? I can't remember.

61. What would make 10 scared of 1? (Bebe and Kenny) ...I don't want to know.

62. Is 3 Gay? (Craig) I don't think so. Unless you count Creek fanfiction.

Anything else I forgot to mention? Oh yeah, occasionally I'll be accepting OCs. Here's a form! POOF!

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Alright, there you go!

YOU'RE A TOWEL.
~Towelie